My new vibrator

OMG I Got a New Tongue Vibrator

I’m a simple woman when it comes to sex toys. I just want a nice vibrator. Not too big, definitely not too small. I like it smooth, easy to use, easy to clean. As a phone sex girl, I want something I can grab quickly, change the batteries in, and always have it within reach. Listen, I am here to stuff my pussy. I am here to get off. Phone sex was a way for me to get in some additional fun while I masturbated. I find it more intense with a partner, a stranger, a random guy. What better way to get all of that?

Now there have worn-out vibrators. I mean let’s face it,  I use them a lot. I mean if one of these things could mow my lawn I wouldn’t ever need a boyfriend really. I know that’s a joke I heard somewhere… but gosh darn it, it’s true. A vibrator is a girl’s best friend.

Now in my real sex life, I demand my pussy licked. I mean, I can cum multiple times from oral sex and sometimes in 5 minutes. After a good 20 minute session with lots of deep wet licks sure, I want to ride a cock. But if there was ever a woman who focused any more on her pussy being licked than me… I’d have to have a serious sit-down conversation with her. I can focus on that in my fantasies, in my daydreams, and I fucking love it when a guy calls that likes to talk about it and tells me how much he loves it. My kind of guy… all the way.

So it was time for a new vibrator. As I mentioned, I am simple. I was looking for a typical purchase until I came across the tongue vibrator. It was not difficult to sell me on it. I ordered that baby immediately.  Best of both worlds IMO.

Let me tell you this thing vibrates obviously… but it also wiggles, flicks, and is soft like a real tongue. Add in lots of lube and my god it’s like being licked. Need I really say more about that?

So guys… let’s see how much this bitch can handle. Call me asap and let’s get it on because despite that it is difficult to charge, larger than I typically like, not easy to grab, and doesn’t mow my lawn I am still IN LOVE.

 

 

 

 

 

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