Masturbation Is NOT a Chore
Everywhere you look online, people are talking about self-care. Bubble baths, meditation, skincare routines… blah blah blah. You know what else is self-care? Masturbation. And no, it’s not some shameful little secret—it’s literally one of the best gifts you can give yourself.
But here’s the problem: too many men treat jerking off like it’s just another box to check off the to-do list. Five minutes before bed, rushed in the shower, squeezed in between errands—like brushing your teeth. That’s not self-care, that’s just… cock maintenance.
True self-care? That’s when you slow down, savor it, and celebrate being selfish. You know exactly how to touch your cock. You know exactly what turns you on. So why rush it? Quickies have their place, sure, but stretching it out—taking your time, teasing yourself, building that orgasm until it feels like it might break you? That’s where the magic is.
And honestly, you don’t always have to do it alone. That’s where phone sex comes in. Porn can be fun, but let’s be real—scrolling through videos trying to find “the one” gets old fast. It’s passive, disconnected. Phone sex flips that on its head. You get interaction, feedback, and ideas you wouldn’t have thought of yourself. It makes masturbation exciting again.
For me, nothing beats mutual masturbation. The sound of a man’s voice when he’s losing himself in pleasure—his moans, his heavy breathing, the way his words stumble when he’s close—that’s intoxicating. Add in my own moans, my own little gasps of pleasure, and suddenly it’s not just masturbation anymore. It’s intimacy. It’s a connection. It’s raw, shared desire.
So no, masturbation isn’t a chore. It’s self-care, it’s a celebration, and if you let it be, it’s an adventure.
