Phone Sex and the Average Guy

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. – David Letterman

Let’s be honest—phone sex is basically an impulse purchase, right? It usually happens after a good stiff bone pops up, and you stumble across a phone sex ad. You’re not sitting down to research it like you would a new car or a mortgage. Phone sex isn’t a hobby, it’s not a commitment, and it’s definitely not a relationship. It’s quick, easy, and way cheaper than a date.

At the end of the day, the point is simple: you grab your Twinkie, beat it until the cream filling bursts, and I keep you company while you do it. That’s phone sex in its most honest form.

Here’s how I see it—you, the caller, are the one who decides what “dirty,” “kinky,” or “erotic” really means. Every man has his own version of sexy, and I follow your lead.

What kind of guy calls for phone sex? The average guy. Any guy. All kinds of guys call for phone sex. My callers are a mix of working-class men, blue-collar workers, creative types, perverts who like to stretch their dollar, semi-professionals, highly educated managers, and conversational guys who just want something different. In other words? Real men with real needs.

What makes me different? Well, besides the obvious cute factor? I actually listen. I absorb what you tell me and take the time to understand you as an individual. I don’t put on a fake act or recite a script. I stay myself—and that’s what makes the connection real.

Callers have described me as sincere, natural, personable, sweet, sexy, and intelligent. And the compliment I hear every single day? That my voice is insanely sexy.

So yeah, you bring the boner, I’ll bring the voice. Together, we’ll make the fantasy feel real.