Ok so who wants to jack off?

 

Now is that a title or what? Ok, first of all, let me say that I know for a fact that one of my horniest callers is reading this and I promised him some jackin’ material. So here it is baby. It will get your cock rock hard for our Monday morning call.

Ok, I got a new bathing suit. That’s right. A bikini… in a very dark purple. I’m going to the beach at the end of June, rented a huge house on a private beach somewhere down south (no pun intended). I’m going with my stud muffin boyfriend. I’ve now got a bikini in a different color for every day that we’ll be there. I didn’t buy all these bathing suits recently… some are actually older. I’m not a millionaire or something lol. Back to the nearly naked talk now…..

I want all horn dogs to begin the bone jack right now, please. I’ll be wearing almost nothing because this purple bikini is very tiny. The smallest one I’ve got. The top barely covers my nipples but it does cup my titties so very nicely. Yes, the bottoms are a thong… that pulls snuggly into my ass crack. This is my risque bathing suit. Sex on the Beach will not be just a mixed drink… it will be actually occurring for me I promise. See the boyfriend doesn’t know yet that I bought this hot skimpy little number… he’ll find out the day I put it on. He will like it I can assure you. I am hoping he will decide to fuck me in the sand. Sad to say it – I’ve never fucked on the beach. But it is my plan. I always have a plan.

 

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