Great Ass and Personality

ByLynnea

A Phone Sex Girl with Personality!

 

A while back I posted an “all about me” kind of message. At the time I thought of it as kind of lame on my part, but hey it was a blog post and better than nothing. I don’t have the time to post on a constant basis and it filled in a gap. Meanwhile, my lame post became very popular among several of my callers, so I thought I’d go ahead and add another, and of course, use it as an excuse to post another photo of my ass.

 

  • I make my own soy candles, it’s one of my hobbies.
  • My idol is John Lennon. Give Peace a Chance. Masturbate – not War.
  • I must have air conditioning in the summer, I am a petite flower and do not deserve to sweat.
  • I get “carded” in bars, I have always looked younger then I am.
  • I am the “baby” in my family: spoiled a little but completely deserving.
  • I prefer live music to dance music in a bar/club.
  • My current favorite “must not miss” TV is: Dexter and True Blood.
  • I would sooner gouge out my own eyes then watch Oprah and her bullshit.
  • I think Dr. Phil…. Is a douche that preaches pop pseudoscience psychology for dummies.
  • Reality TV is good… but only to laugh at idiots with no sense of self.
  • I prefer Beer over Wine… any day or any time.
  • I am not the black sheep of my family despite my chosen business. I have a loser brother. (there is always 1 loser in every family, right?)
  • I have a dog and a cat, both spoiled rotten and cute as hell.
  • I can say the rudest thing ever, and make someone laugh his or her ass off with it.
  • I like children, but I have no desire to squeeze any out of my vagina.
  • My designer purse fetish is legendary among my friends.
  • I scream at the sight of mice, and my “law” is that men should kill the bugs.
  • My family’s nickname for me is: Lollipop
  • My favorite perfumes: Happy by Clinique, Design by Paul Sebastian (light and clean scents only)
  • I prefer blue jeans for comfort and casual dress
  • I do not share popcorn in the movies. You better get your own and let me scarf down mine.
  • I am a panty freak, I have a massive supply, in every style, and every color.
  • One of my pet peeves is passive-aggressive people.
  • I am a hard ass when it comes to business

 

 

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