Once Upon a Time the Princess was Horny

Yes, I am a little bit of a Princess. Can’t you tell? Anyone who truly knows me is not shocked by that. I don’t like to get messy, I like my “space”, my designer purse collection is legendary among friends and family.

And speaking of family… of course, I am the baby and the only girl. How else do you raise a princess? One might think that because of this… I would be the spoiled loser out of the 3 siblings. Nope, that is not the case.

In our family, it’s the middle child who’s the screw-up. My brother is 10 years older than me and the best bull shitter you could ever meet. But I love him, all of those weird ideas, and he is so immature…. in a “fun” way. True creativity is always a blast to be around. I do pity women who date him, or the two that married him and had to find someone more “adult”. My brother has that kind of charm that only a family could love, so even when he pisses you off in a major way… it’s hard to stay mad at such a dope for too long. We’re always trying to straighten him out, advise him, force him to change, etc. It’s not going to happen, though, and the princess realizes that.

Now wouldn’t you think the girl who’s been a stripper and phone sex operator would be the loser in the clan? I mean really. Isn’t the misconception about phone sex girls that they are uneducated, unemployable in regular jobs, and overall…. Just dumb?

If you’ve never called a phone sex service before, that’s what you think, isn’t it? And even if you HAVE called a phone sex line before, you had probably a 70% chance of running into a girl who fits that description. It’s a sad fact that there is an element of truth to the “stereotype”. But not ALL phone sex girls are like this. I’m not.

I’m smart, witty, and educated. Did I mention cute? How about confident and sexy in a natural way… not that whole “persona” kind. Oh and let me not forget, I am a savvy businesswoman and meticulous no matter what I do. And creativity oozes out of all orifices.

And speaking of orifices, I have a few that I like to use on a regular basis. Wanna hear me tell you about them in graphic detail? Perhaps I might select a toy from my collection and let you hear it. If that’s not clear enough… yes, I’d love to ram my pussy with a dildo if you’d like to join me.

Ha! The loser in the family… my poor brother is so dumb HE hasn’t figured out how to get paid to jack off. But I have!

Call me. check out my personal page, and my naughty photo gallery… I think you should know I have the biggest phone sex website on the net for a good reason. I care about my services and … I’m also horny and my site works well to find the right guys who want to explore mutual masturbation without bullshit. Let’s get it on… don’t be shy… call me asap!