Happy Birthday Pervert

Happy Birthday Pervert

One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do…

Phone Sex on The News

Phone Sex on The News

So on my local area news, tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local news shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one. You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and…

How to Masturbate

How to Masturbate

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in and of itself LOL. One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy…

The Canadian Bastard

The Canadian Bastard

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post – it’s a friggin joke…