Happy Birthday Pervert

Happy Birthday Pervert

One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do…

Phone Sex Etiquette

Phone Sex Etiquette

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself sometimes. Why? Well, these things occur because of a lack…

Real Phone Sex

Real Phone Sex

I remember once, oh about a year ago that on ONE page of phoneflirts.com I had a statement of Real Phone Sex Conversations or something to that effect. Some operator, a competitor basically was bothered by it and decided to write to me and explain that phone sex was a fantasy. I laughed. For some…

Take a Masturbation Vacation

Take a Masturbation Vacation

It’s Masturbation Time! Females I know and girlfriends I have cannot get the concept of why a man masturbates. Sometimes they delude themselves into thinking their boyfriend or husband doesn’t do it. Seems the general consensus is that it’s ok for a teen boy to do it, but not an adult man. I stay quiet….

Phone Sex is Like Pizza

Phone Sex is Like Pizza

How is Phone Sex like Pizza?   Recently I was looking through ads that came in the mail for pizza places and I started thinking about how phone sex and pizza have a lot in common. Wonder if you agree? 1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of…