Phone Sex is Like Pizza

 

phone sex is like pizza

How is Phone Sex like Pizza?

 

Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree?

1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have that kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.

2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks – it is still usually worth it.

3.) First, one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after a while, you get so saturated with the SAME damn thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good.

4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered by somebody else.

5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just slightly “off” a little. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.

Hey, I just now realized as I write this that my 15-minute rate ($16.99) is the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.

Kisses,
Lynnea


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