How is Phone Sex like Pizza?
Recently I was looking through ads that came in the mail for pizza places and I started thinking about how phone sex and pizza have a lot in common. Wonder if you agree?
1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. Ever have that kind of pizza? How about phone sex? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.
2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks – it is still usually worth it. So even if phone sex isn’t exactly what you were craving it still satisfies you.
3.) First, one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after a while, you get so saturated with the SAME thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good. So you have to stick to your favorite place.
4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered to you by somebody else.
5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just a little screwed up. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.
Hey, I just now realized as I write this that my 15-minute rate ($16.99) is the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.
