Lynnea is a Real Phone Sex Girl

Sometimes I feel like the word “amateur” in phone sex can get a bad rap. I’ve seen websites in this industry that try to knock the word “amateur” as it relates to the phone sex. I’ve seen phone sex ads that say things like “you get what you pay for”. It makes me laugh because that is such a silly cliché, and it just doesn’t apply to phone sex. I’m sorry if that irritates my competitors but phone sex is not a tangible item that has a marketable “value”. One of the biggest factors in obtaining a quality phone sex call is simply “clicking” with the operator. You cannot “sell” or “buy” personality IMO but I digress. I will be writing the rest of this post to explain some of the key points as to why I define myself as an amateur.

By definition, the word amateur reflects something that you do for free typically. In pornography, the word amateur usually referred to a model or actress being “fresh” to the industry. Perhaps it also means inexperienced in earning money and being paid. Now there was a time when I was fresh to the phone sex industry in both forms: inexperienced in business, and doing it for free. But Phone Flirts have always been a bit “different” than generalizations. Phone Flirts has never been that “simple”.

I’m an amateur phone sex operator because I genuinely like phone sex.

I don’t think you can ever become a professional masturbator, can you? I’m not a phone actress or a fantasy artist chick; I use my true personality with you. I don’t have an overproduced glossy image and I don’t market myself as being something I’m not. Also, I do all of my websites myself.  Good or bad it may be, but it’s all me.

I guess you could consider me an amateur because I broke the unwritten rules of the phone sex world and chose to use flat rate prices instead of per-minute charges. I did that for a few reasons. Firstly, I think most services overcharge. Now no one else has to agree with me of course, but when you work from home there are not a lot of “overhead” costs. The other reason I chose to offer flat rates is that… why would I want to watch the stupid clock when I talk to you? I’m not tallying up the change per minute that I am earning. I’d rather have a block of time and focus on you. I’m not all about the “money” which is why my rates are so affordable.

I guess I am an amateur because I do offer tons of free shit on this website. Take a look around. What fun is it to have a website and not post tons of photos on it? There are probably 200 scattered throughout this site. Free. For nothing and for no reason other than the fact that I want to offer it. The free shit I offer doesn’t have anything to do with the quality of the phone sex talk though.

Now while being an amateur is cool, I also believe in being a professional when it comes to the business side of Phone Flirts. This site was the very first internet-based privately owned phone sex service to obtain a Trademark on file with the Federal Government. The name Phone Flirts has become so popular over the years that I had a battle (and won) with a very well-known search engine because other companies were literally paying to use “phone flirts” as a keyword search.

Seriously. I’m not blowing smoke up your ass (I can though if you’d like) and I am not meaning to show off or brag.  I want you to read this and know that Phone Flirts have been well-built and well-taken care of. And it shows. I believe in knowing this; you will also know that I will take good care of your personally identifiable information and your fantasy.

Speaking of “business” while I have invested a lot into my business, built my business, thought about my business, and busted my petite ass at business… you won’t feel that I am all business when you talk to me. I’m an amateur because once the business part of our call is settled; we can forget it and just move on into whatever we feel like talking about. There is a business “side” to Phone Flirts but it’s not all business where you end up feeling like I deliver my calls with a script, or in a cookie-cutter format. I do not treat a fantasy or fetish the same way on each call, I personalize it to the caller’s personality, experience, and interest.

Going back to the whole “amateur” means free thing…I have a lot of free stuff available on my website. At least 100 free photos are available. I have free erotic stories and a free blog that dates back. I like free pictures and porn and lots of nudity on my website. Yep, I have far more content than most of my competitors who are afraid to give anything away for free.

I don’t advertise that I do everything. I don’t ever promote myself with a humongous fetish list. First off, so many callers have told me that they find it cheesy or intimidating. And secondly, I am not spectacular at every fetish. I can’t be, I am human, and I am realistic about it. You might call me and set up a block of time with me only to find that I will tell you honestly that I am not very good at the roleplay that you crave. And if we do that in 3 min or less I am not going to charge you. I will also refer you to my backup line to someone who will be what you want.  Because I believe so strongly in quality customer-oriented service that I have refused calls that I don’t feel I would be good at. I don’t want to disappoint a caller and take his money or leave him feeling unhappy. Because I feel this way; I’m an amateur phone sex girl and I can’t be everything to everyone.

I am truly naughty by nature, friendly, and pretty witty. I like calls to be fun. And I am a bit of a sarcastic smart-ass but in a cute sort of way. I don’t take myself too seriously. Because I am an amateur I want to make you laugh, I want our call to be fun, and without a bunch of bullshit. I hate phony stuff just as much as my callers do. I run my business as simple as possible.

These are just a few reasons I consider myself an amateur phone sex girl. Being an amateur doesn’t mean the quality is shit. It doesn’t have anything to do with a lack of imagination, talent, or skills. Amateur-style phone sex is all about attitude.

And the attitude here has always been “naughty”!

 

 

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