25 MOOD SPOILERS FOR PHONE SEX

25 MOOD SPOILERS FOR PHONE SEX

 

 

 

 

 

Phone Sex and Sex, in general, are supposed to be FUN!
These are jokes below and are not meant to “offend” anyone.

You WERE horny when you called, but the Phone Sex Operator turned you off when……

25.) She lets you know that you have fifty-nine seconds to cum – and counting.
24.) She answers the phone and kinda sounds like your grandmother.
23.) She can’t tell the difference between slutty and erotic.
22.) She can’t spell the word intelligent, and doesn’t know why you would even ask.
21.) She is wheezing when she picks up the phone.
20.) She says that she’s REALLY into your fetish – and she asks you what it is.
19.) She says that she’ll send you her “real” picture, and it’s of some fat lady.
18.) She sends you panties and the tag inside says “Omar the Parachute Maker.”
17.) She says that she’ll be with you in one minute…. and you hear the toilet flush.
16.) She says that she is shy and she doesn’t use dirty words on her calls.
15.) She sounds like the girl that you talked to yesterday, from a different site.
14.) She forgets if she is blonde, brunette, or redhead.
13.) She asks you what the limit is on your credit card.
12.) She doesn’t send you panties because she can’t find Hefty bags that zip lock.
11.) She claims to be southern and loses her accent halfway through the call.
10.) She obviously has a learning disability.
9.) She warns you that she has narcolepsy & she may drift off to sleep at any time.
8.) She asks you to give her a minute to swallow her sandwich.
7.) She spreads her legs for you, and the wooden one falls off.
6.) She lets you know that she stopped having periods a few years ago.
5.) She tries to hide the echo of gas in the commode by moaning.
4.) She mentions that she just watched a good video by Richard Simmons.
3.) She needs a few minutes to slip in her dentures.
2.) She claims that she has more sex toys than grandchildren.
1.) She admits that she’s a man.

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Author: Lynnea

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