25 MOOD SPOILERS FOR PHONE SEX…
Written by Phone Flirts
All Rights Reserved 2001 Do Not Copy without
Permission
Phone Sex and Sex in general are supposed
to be FUN!
These are jokes below and are not meant to
"offend" anyone.
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You WERE horny when you called, but the Phone Sex
Operator turned you off when……
25.) She lets you know that you have fifty
nine seconds to cum - and counting.
24.) She answers the phone and kinda sounds
like your grandmother.
23.) She can't tell the difference between
slutty and erotic.
22.) She can't spell the word intelligent,
and doesn't know why you would even ask.
21.) She is wheezing when she picks up the
phone.
20.) She says that she's REALLY into your
fetish - and she asks you what it is.
19.) She says that she'll send you her "real"
picture, and it's of some fat lady.
18.) She sends you panties, and the tag inside
says "Omarr the Parachute Maker."
17.) She says that she'll be with you in
one minute…. and you hear the toilet flush.
16.) She says that she is shy and she doesn't
use dirty words on her calls.
15.) She sounds like the girl that you talked
to yesterday, from a different site.
14.) She forgets if she is blonde, brunette,
or redhead.
13.) She asks you what the limit is on your
credit card.
12.) She doesn't send you panties because
she can't find Hefty bags that zip lock.
11.) She claims to be southern and loses
her accent halfway through the call.
10.) She obviously has a learning disability.
9.) She warns you that she has narcolepsy
& she may drift off to sleep at any time.
8.) She asks you to give her a minute to
swallow her sandwich.
7.) She spreads her legs for you, and the
wooden one falls off.
6.) She lets you know that she stopped having
periods a few years ago.
5.) She tries to hide the echo of gas in
the commode by moaning.
4.) She mentions that she just watched a
good video by Richard Simmons.
3.) She needs a few minutes to slip in her
dentures.
2.) She claims that she has more sex toys
than grandchildren.
1.) She admits that she's a man.
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