Do you like porn? Yeah me too. What? I knew you’d say yes ya pervert. For me, porn is supposed to turn me on. As a female I want some sexy teases, to see the actors undress, and then go for the hardcore. I want a little of the working into it. Don’t bother to give me a plot, they only come out stupid. Sometimes the compilation style porn is better because they drop the horrendous dialogue and jump into sex scenes instead. However, if you attempt to give me a plot then it should be interesting. I think most of us know that it rarely occurs… but a good example of smut with plot may be my post of my favorite porn movie Cafe Flesh.
The other thing for me and porn…. I prefer amateur style stuff. I can enjoy the other stuff too, but I’d rather watch people who aren’t perfect looking. Amateur babes without big fake looking boobs is just plain hotter to me. I like real looking people with some flaws and then I like to watch them fuck. Let me see a teensy bit of seduction and undressing then get at it. I like to watch undressing…. I dunno why, I just do.
One of the things about porn that most people have to agree about but rarely discuss is the “joke” to it. I think any porn fan has to admit to it, we have all sometimes rented DVDs to laugh at more than to get turned on by. Oh, believe me, I am not saying the movie won’t end up turning you on too, but sometimes we rent them due to the humorous titles.
Sometimes the titles are so hilarious, that it just wants to make you see it. Or perhaps I am the only chick in the world that has such a warped sense of humor? Nooo I CAN’T be the only one. I had to present you with my current favorite titles and see if you think they are as hilarious as I do. I put them into my rental queue; I have to see them.
Poop Chute Pumpers and Shit Hole Lickers
Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt
Soft Taco with Sour Cream
My Ass is Haunted
If you have seen them you have to contact me and tell me how you liked them. I can’t decide which to rent first!
Kisses,
Lynnea
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