One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can read my phone sex diary, you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

Does being a phone sex lover contribute to good karma? I think it does. I have just always viewed phone sex as two things: #1 a FUN and an easy going experience and #2 about helping people.

Ok does that sound all egotistical to say that I HELP people? It might, but that is what I fucking believe, ok? LOL. I really do.

My life has changed a lot over the years since I embarked into my phone sex career…I’ve completed my education, I’ve grown as a person… blah blah. But I’ve never walked away from it, because ultimately I have always believed that what I do has VALUE in the world. I also value the people I talk with.

It’s a lofty responsibility to get soooo intimate with people (when it’s done right), to discuss deeply personal experiences or desires… and to still enjoy it all the time. Masturbation in and of itself is a taboo; it’s not something we often discuss with our friends or relatives. It makes things fun for me, I love to intellectualize it.. and DO IT.

I’ve been lucky… callers share things with me whether it’s glimpses into their personal lives, or just their dirty fantasies. I consider myself fortunate to hear those “secrets”, and to get to talk to so many different people. It’s made me smarter beyond my years. I’ve never been one to expect or ask for tips and gifts… it’s just too tacky for me. Instead I just enjoy the time I spend on the telephone with each guy I talk to.

For the caller… being able to express your sexuality freely to a woman can be liberating… and definitely pretty naughty! I feel that I get to HELP people by providing this environment for them. It can be even better to talk to someone who has a genuine interest in you beyond just moaning in your ear too. I do not understand why more people aren’t able to openly discuss sex or masturbation, I guess I have become so open minded that I can’t understand an unwillingness to listen to someone else’s fantasies.

Sure, what I do for a living isn’t brain surgery, but I am answering my own calling… of the slutty variety. I just think and feel I am creating a positive karmic effect by making men happy. I have often wondered if there is a “horny bitch” heaven… and if so…. then I should have one big ass harp waiting for me there!

So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too.

Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw me in the Swinger Calendar … and I have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let me know! I’ll be happy to mail you one. Supplies are almost gone — so please act quickly as I am sure that once I post this I’ll get swamped. It’s first cum first served hehe. I’ll take requests as long as the supply lasts and I don’t usually make these special offers available on the site! Oh and one more thing - make sure you check out our recently added Free Gallery Page for lots of naughty photos to whack off to!

Got such a nice compliment from one of my regular callers. He’s been phone sex - ing me for a few years now actually! He said that no matter where else he’s gone for phone sex in the past — that phone flirts is clearly the best.

I’m a phone sex operator ya know? I hear that stuff all the time and see it in ads so it doesn’t impress me unless it follows with a bit more info about the REASONS for it. I need to hear the “emotions,” the “feelings,” and “the facts” with it so I know it’s genuine. That’s not to sound cynical, but I do get tons of compliments on the site and myself all day long, so I want to know the person means it. That way I can truly appreciate it. Just more real that way to me.

So anyway I thought I’d brag a bit and send him some kudos for being so sweet to me today. He said that I make it so obvious that I am interested in him when he calls. He said that I am actually listening to him, that he knows it, that he feels it, and that it makes all the difference in the quality of the call. He noted that he’s called other phone sex services and has gotten the old “moan and groan” sex line operator grunting while she reads her magazine. He told me about some other girl he called a few times that sat there recounting her health problems and some of the were “mental” ones. So clearly he felt safe and comfortable giving his credit card info to us — because I am so “normal” that he can trust me.

I like that! And yesterday I had a guy call me and we had a nasty old fashioned phone fuck. I asked him beforehand what made him call me considering he probably viewed 1000’s of different phone sex sites. He said basically that my site was literally amazing and that I am a marketing genius. Now that was a great compliment yet at the same time I informed him it was no marketing ploy…. my site is home made, the phone sex is honest, and the rates are reasonably priced. Never fear he told me, he did GET IT coming from me and the site! Now that’s what I’m talking about … compliments … they will get you everywhere with me! Hey it gets you where you want to be with most chicks I think! And if you compliment me enough then yes, my pussy is going to get really wet. See how easy I am? (No pun intended … or maybe it is)