Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted sweater with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink lol. I got a pair of stretchy tight fitting jeans that sit low on my waist.

I did all this for New Years Eve – a time in which I intend to party my little heiny off. I will go out with some of my very best friends to drink shitloads of beer and shake my booty. I am a beer girl through and through…I do like Vodka but I don’t drink those foofoo sissy girlie drinks with umbrellas or fruit. I don’t drink often anymore, but when I do I pretty much wanna get wasted.

I’m a conservative type of person in general until you really get to know me. Maybe reserved is a better choice of words. But once you get to know me my wit comes across much clearer and so forth. I’m very ladylike I guess and well mannered in public for instance. But when I drink – I tend to totally drop my guard.

My best girlfriend and I drink alike. Does that make sense? Let me explain better. We grew up together, we learned to drink together, to sneak out of the house, and all the naughty things you do in school. We drink at the same identical pace. We have about the same tolerance level, and we get silly together at the exact same time. We also compete… who can be MORE obnoxious etc once we’ve hit the perfect buzz. We were very popular at frat parties or in bars a few years back. We’ve both settled down a wee bit… but every new years eve we get crazy again.

So all you perverts and casual surfers think of me tomorrow night about 11:45pm having to be picked up off the floor. I intend to party down. Don’t worry I won’t be driving! So you have a safe and Happy New Year too!!!!

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

I am glad the holiday hustle is pretty much over now. I’m not much for that stuff. I mean I’ve got the family and friend celebrations, the boyfriend’s work holiday party, and so forth — but I have to be more conservative at those events. I think this time of year is more aimed at people who have kids and I don’t. I’m sure when I grow up and settle down more that I will enjoy it all better.

New Year’s Eve is a different story. A night where it is ok to party hard, to drink, and stay out all night…. NOW we’re talking my language. It’s true I am a party girl by nature and while I don’t drink all that often anymore — one night per year I make sure I DO get out of hand! And come on — if I had no exciting party life — would I have any good stories to tell otherwise? So here are my plans in case you are interested hehe.

I will wear a short semi-fitted black skirt with a slit on the right side and black stockings. underneath. I went clothes shopping recently and got new boots. They are knee high and fitted — sort of like go-go boots with a 3 inch heel and pointy toe. Absolutely perfect with a short skirt! Then I have this slim fitted lace camisole also in black which will be worn under a sheer silky black blouse. A little classy, and a little slutty since the top is sheer you can see the lingerie underneath. I also like the look of all black on a blonde so I will make sure my hair is pulled up a bit in front and snazzy.

I am going to dinner with my man and 2 other couples for some Italian food which is my favorite. After dinner there is a party with a gang of my friends. I prefer a party at someone’s house over a bar on New Years since the clubs get too crowded. The atmosphere at a party is always different - ANYTHING can happen at a party, and I like that environment best. Especially if you hang out with this friend I have named Tom. You add a little alcohol to him and bam instant idiot. But I love it because he will do just about anything to anyone at anytime. Wild is his key word and he always makes the party worthwhile.

Also my best girlfriend will be there too. This is the friend I grew up with this and basically she will get totally wasted and embarrass herself. Also fun for me to watch! Often our group of friends do not WANT to have both Tom and her together = because together they get more extreme, Since they will both be there tonight, I know it’s going to be good.

Now I also love sex after a good night of drinking. That’s the perfect end to the night. You can’t be too smashed mind you — but drunken sex is always more hard-core and animalistic. Maybe that’s the real reason I used to party a little too much? Could be, could be. So think of me tonight at about 2 or 3 am fucking my man’s brains out because that should be about the time that we are going at it. hehe