One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.

All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.

I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.

Should I DO her?

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

So let me give you some choices my dear horny fellows:

For Cheap Phone Sex just call 1-800-972-LYNN and pay only $14.99 for 10 minutes with live amateur sluts that work from their homes. I’ve hand selected some of these flirts! In addition to getting cheap rates you get variety and 24 hour service. Now that’s what I call cheap phone sex!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.

When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it…. with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.

Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying Hello. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself because it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.

Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a PROCESS and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.

If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.

Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher….. she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.

Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.

Use your basic morals during your call. I know right….. that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and its something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then thats cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly…. it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.

Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.

Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.

Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.

To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

When I talk to many of my sexy callers, we often end up in a discussion about the phone sex industry. Sometimes they tell me horror stories of experiences they have had calling for phone sex. Sometimes they tell me nice stuff too!

I had a very long call and a long conversation with a fairly new caller. I consider someone new that I’ve only spoke to for a few months. (once I know you very well then I call you OLD hehe). He told me that he was never going to call another service aside from Phone Flirts, and I probed him for the reasons. I am still certain he was exaggerating a bit… or maybe perhaps I am just too humble. But I felt like sharing some of the things I spoke about with him today because I think it gives anyone who reads our phone sex blog some things to think about. Mainly, of course, we want you thinking about US….. being bent over, laying naked on our backs, etc etc etc.

He said: Once day I called you and you told me you would love to do a call with me, but asked me to ring you back in 5 minutes so you could finish up her laundry. He said he LIKED that because it meant I was a REAL person and I wasn’t hiding behind some huge fantasy facade about it.

I said: Yes it is true. I do laundry. I go to the grocery store. On rare occasions I will even dust. I take showers, I blow dry my hair, I do errands, and cook dinner too. I am NORMAL… a real person and I do all the boring things that life requires. And no, I am not afraid to SHARE it with you. I will not bore you to death with my grocery list… of course not. But I also do not lie… I am truthful about my life, even the boring parts.

He said: You have good rates which keep me coming back, but mainly I like how you talk to me. You make phone sex fun.

I said: I am just MYSELF, and I like to laugh, I love to flirt, I enjoy sex, and mainly I LIKE MEN. I treat callers no differently than a guy I might meet at bar. Yes, this IS a business and certainly you are paying for my time… but I work hard to LIKE you, to get to know you, and to be interested in you.

He said: You always bill me accurately and properly. I never have to worry about it when the statement comes in.

I said: Well, newsflash here… I am HONEST. I have not been in business as long as I have by being a thief or a crook. I am cautious with YOUR money like it was my OWN money. I know and understand that a phone sex call is a treat, it a little masturbation entertainment that you give yourself once in awhile. And since it IS for entertainment value (for your cock) I also know that there is a limit to what you can or want to spend on it. Sure a 15 call with me is a little cheaper than buying a DVD, but you probably do not buy a new DVD every week, nor do you spend $1700.00 in a single month for a whole new collection. My services are reasonability priced, but I am also reasonably minded and have more than your average amount of common sense too.

Phone sex is a business, yes indeed, but there are ways to enjoy it with safety, honesty, and dare I say it integrity. Sprinkle in some truth and gosh darn it… you have got something to shake your cock at it! While we were winding down our conversation together the caller told me “you should put this all in your diary”. And so I shall.