One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do anyway. I hope you see this.

He will see it. I know what a bastard he is… he stalks my site waiting for me every morning hehe. I know just how to sucker him in. whoohoo.

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

How I wish I had the time to write everyday. I just get too busy with doing calls and the like. Some days I barely get a break! (lucky lucky lucky me!) I wish I could write more often because I have these great little stories to tell about my callers. Today a guy I’ll name *M* called me who was totally new. He was very sweet and said he was totally new to the whole phone sex thing. He said he looked around at tons of sites and they turned him off. I wasn’t sure what he meant so I got inquisitive. He basically said my site was obviously “amateur” and “welcoming”. I just thought it was a real nice compliment since it is my intention to be that way! So then he told me that a good friend of his actually told him he should try phone sex - that it was lots of fun. I expected it to be a female that introduced the idea to him but it turns out to have been a male friend. I was shocked that guys talked about it but apparently it was true…. and *M*’s friend was right because he said he totally enjoyed our time together! He even sent me the sweetest little email message and we found out that we had a lot in common with each other (he is the same age as me). The cool thing about it is that he was such a nice guy…… that I might have never had the chance to talk to if it wasn’t for my job!