http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog An Amateur Phone Sex Blog - Written by Lynnea of Phoneflirts.com Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:06:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan. I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters. I am a purse addict. I buy a new ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2008/05/getting-to-know-all-about-me/index.php Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor. The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here: I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off! Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2008/03/not-the-bradys-xxx/index.php You Are Thong Panties Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You’re a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You? http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2008/02/what-kind-of-panties-are-you/index.php Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls. Phone sex requires 2 people. Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared. Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees. Communication is a two way street. Whispering is sexy. Pushiness turns me off. Some fantasies are best left to be just talk. The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot. A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal. Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable. Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot. Flirtation is arousing. Being yourself with me is ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2008/01/25-things-about-phone-sex/index.php Join the PhoneFlirts Newsletter! Lynnea will send out updates, or occasional info that you’ll want to know! Subscribe to PhoneFlirts Email: http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2008/01/get-the-latest-info/index.php I stumbled across this link from some forum and thought it was pretty cute! It’s just one of those freebies on the internet that can make you smile. I am wondering if it can give you a stiffy though. So click on the banner and listen to a sexy voice moan out your computer’s IP address. Enjoy http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2007/09/sexy-girls-moans/index.php Good thing Phone Flirts aren’t automated. I got a hoot out of this. http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2007/08/automated-phone-sex/index.php Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene amount of money on it. Business has been pretty good – what can I say? I am now ready for the shopping excursion to get all new clothes for it. I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2007/06/beach-girl/index.php What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum? I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and still hang up on me the second they are finished lol. Maybe they don’t want to linger so they can get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2007/01/after-the-orgasm/index.php I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL. One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of cource. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/09/how-to-masturbate/index.php There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”. The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/08/cheap-phone-sex/index.php Phone Flirts – [adjective]: 100% kinky ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com Amateur Phone Sex with Phone Flirts 1-800-972-LYNN http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/06/phone-flirts-are-kinky/index.php Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best with chicks that form better bonds with men over other girls. Rarely do I have a lot of girlfriends at once, never did, I always got along better with guys. Now mind you, I am feminine… I am not a bully type of personality chick that ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/04/dirty-girlfriends-get-sticky/index.php Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/04/the-sounds-of-masturbation/index.php I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example. The thing that ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/03/what-is-she-wearing/index.php So my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our little anniversary this weekend. Its 2 years and counting. We have a nice solid mature relationship. I can count the arguments we’ve had and he’s never so much as raised his voice to me. We’ve got a lot in common. He’s great to me, I am the perfect little minx at home and the proper lady in front if friends. I’d say I was a lady in public… however, that’s not always true. Take this past Saturday night for example; Saturday my man was busy with his work so I rang up ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/01/sexy-flirtations/index.php I figured I had better get on the ball and post to my diary. It’s been a busy new year for me, but it’s all good! I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little get-a-way. She’s married so I guess her guy is on her nerves a little, mine really isn’t… but it’s still good to get out with your pals and party down once in a while. You have to refresh yourself sometimes and I like to do ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2006/01/best-phone-sex/index.php So I went to the local salon yesterday evening. I don’t normally leave during my work schedule but since the holidays are falling on weekends this year I had no choice. I got my eyebrows waxed. I got my nails done. I got my toenails done. I got my hair highlighted just a touch. Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted sweater with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/12/girl-gone-wild/index.php My boyfriend was over last week one day and I was having some work done by a designer which he became aware of. (she did a great job on my blog didn’t she?) I don’t share much about the day to day work stuff with my boyfriend, and honestly he doesn’t care a whole lot about advertising, marketing, and web design. He asked me if I ever write about him, and I said no I really didn’t. He told me that I should. I asked him, “Well honey what should I write”? He said very arrogantly that I should ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/12/sex-all-day-long-yesterday/index.php Here is an example of an email I got today! Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J” Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/12/cock-tease-lynnea/index.php Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so “mean” to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told. When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/12/phone-sex-etiquette/index.php I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also. I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/11/words-are-sexy/index.php Phone sex is an impulsive purchase in my opinion. It’s not something you plan out before you call. It’s usually not a purchase you make after months of deep thought. But I do want callers to sometimes stop and think a bit before they jump too. I know my naughty callers occasionally try out other phone sex services. They always find their way back to Phone Flirts eventually, but there are so many options out there now — who wouldn’t shop around? There are many many services on the net — most are great businesses — and some are not. ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/11/attention-phone-sex-shoppers/index.php I hate to sound like an ego maniac… (well not really) but I had a few desktop wallpapers made up of… ME. Now all you have to is click on one and the larger size will open in a new window. Then save it to your computer! Let me know what you think of these… Kisses, Lynnea Phone Sex with Lynnea http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/11/free-adult-desktop-wall-paper/index.php I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too. Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips… often they are tossed into the trash and a ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/10/phone-sex-advice-for-callers/index.php Do you like porn? Yeah me too. What? I knew you’d say yes ya pervert. For me, porn is supposed to turn me on. As a female I want some sexy teases, to see the actors undress, and then go for the hardcore. I want a little of the working into it. Don’t bother to give me a plot, they only come out stupid. Sometimes the compilation style porn is better because they drop the horrendous dialogue and jump into sex scenes instead. However, if you attempt to give me a plot then it should be interesting. I think most ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/10/porn-addict-lynnea/index.php I remember once, oh about a year ago where on ONE page of phoneflirts.com I had a statement of Real Phone Sex Conversations or something to that extent. Some operator, a competitor basically was bothered by it and decided to write to me and explain that phone sex was a fantasy. I laughed. For some reason the word REAL in phone sex pisses people off. You know – it’s a FANTASY its not real blah blah blah… that’s what they say. As if I am a moron uh huh. And I agree yes – to a certain extent. Phone sex ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/10/real-phone-sex/index.php Today I thought I’d share a little post about one of my favorite callers. He is a true naughty phone sex fiend. I will call him “N” from Kentucky. I adore men who appreciate the art of flirting. You see my dear readers I am also a natural born flirt. I love the game of flirting with a guy and “N” totally appreciates it. He tells me my voice makes his cock melt in his hands. I’ve never actually gotten to see that, but I suspect he is being honest from the moaning that comes down the telephone line. It sure ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/09/the-art-of-flirting/index.php Sure I can admit to it I have a panty fetish. I love to shop for panties. I love to WEAR panties, and I do love to provide a good old fashioned panty tease…. I talk to many panty lovers actually and I adore them. For some reason it totally turns me on to talk about how I might taunt them, or how badly they’d like to sniff my panties. It’s a fetish I find luscious because it’s about me being in control but without all that harsh domination stuff. I prefer to use my girlish attitude, my sexy style, ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/09/horny-little-panty-tease/index.php Females I know and girlfriends I have cannot get the concept of why a man masturbates. Sometimes they delude themselves into thinking their boyfriend or husband doesn’t do it. Seems the general consensus is that it’s ok for a teen boy to do it, but not an adult man. I stay quiet. I say nothing. I’m not giving the secrets that I know away. Nope. I want to keep the knowledge that I have. I know the reality. I just understand men better because I am a phone sex operator. I’m fortunate… not only do I get to talk about ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/09/take-a-masturbation-vacation/index.php I’ve had a cool summer. I purchased a beach condo actually somewhere fairly close to home so I go as many weekends as I’d like. Next summer when I am more prepared I’ll be able to go down for weeks at a time and still take calls. Won’t that be cool to lie in the sun, maybe on the sand and try to masturbate secretly at the beach? I’ve already got plans for it. From being in the sun so much at the beach, and at home here too - my hair has gotten quite blonde. Sometimes I put a little ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/08/blonde-is-better/index.php This is going to be a boring post for something that expects me to shock them with lurid sex tales from a trampy phone sex operator. Today I was thinking about passion. See when I was in high school I had that typical “sweetheart” relationship. I’m normal what can I say? We were sooo in love and could spend hours just kissing. We kissed in the backseat of our friend’s car, we kissed until our jaws were sore. We got detention multiple times for tonsil hockey sports in the halls. I went to a large school too; I had a large ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/06/suck-my-face/index.php Damn! It got hot here real fast. Last week it was chilly then BAM summer hit. It’s damn hot already… and I am talking unable to breathe, body smacking sweaty sex hot. Did I say that? I am a princess, I admit it. I have my central air on and turned down to 70 degrees baby. I like my condo nipple peaking cool. I don’t know how people live with out it. What girl wants to sweat? I’m too feminie to sweat lol. Man sweat on the other hand is kind of hot….. in that same power fucking, body ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/06/hot-sticky-drippy-and-wet/index.php I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot! He is always ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/06/the-canadian-bastard/index.php Hello to my fellow Star Wars geeks. I have to publicly say that I got tons of email after my last post about the movie. Ok so it seems there are many horny SW geeks that enjoyed my brief comments and they all wanted to chat lol. Let me state for the record that I saw the film twice within that first weekend and I will probably see it a third on the big screen. The DVD will play weekly for awhile on my surround sound system. It’s awesome. One of the reasons it was awesome was due to a very ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/05/hey-mr-fuck-able-i-have-something-wet-for-you/index.php Well this week the new Star Wars comes out and yes, I’ll be there. I’ve been counting down the days… hell I’ve been counting down the last 3 years actually. You see it’s true and I have to admit to it. I am a total Star Wars geek. I love the films, I collect some of the toys, I know all trivia, and I have seen each film hundreds of times. I am the only chick I know that’s such a fan and I am hoping it means I’m just cooler than most girls lol. I don’t know why or ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/05/star-wars-turns-me-on/index.php Making phone sex the best possible experience it can be is actually an easy task. I want to explain some of my view points on the subject for you, and I think you’ll get a clear perspective from an operator’s point of view and maybe even learn a little for yourself too. If you want to get to know my personality before you call then please read the bio I wrote about myself. In fact you can read many things on this site that I have written myself. I think it’s a great way to get a good solid sense of ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/05/make-phone-sex-the-best-experience/index.php Just got off the phone with an old caller of mine that I had not heard from in awhile. It was great to hear his cute but sexy voice again; but even better was the orgasm I just had. R is a very sensual type of guy and kind of into voyeurism and masturbation… the same way I am. When you are into those two things together, your fantasies are easier to experience in your real life too. That simply means that we both have stories to tell from our normal everyday lives that include masturbation and being a voyeur. ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/04/mutual-masturbation-hmmm/index.php I have a caller that I will name “E” for the purposes of this post. We’ve been doing calls for a while and he is rather quiet but always comes up with a delicious fantasy for me that he sends by email. After I read it, we act it out, and I run the show. He must have a fetish for college sorority girls with snotty attitudes. I play it well and find it to be a blast … maybe because I always dreamed of being a total cock tease and sorta snotty about it lol. I don’t know why ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/04/sorority-babe-does-the-tease-a-rama/index.php Well I had a very hot and sexy call today. The east coast has been coated in snow and cold weather and today I had multiple Massachusetts calls, one guy was new and I will call him “D”. “D” told me he really hated tacky phone sex ads and he saw that our site was “friendly” and personable. He also said he read all my stuff and felt that my brand of teasing would suit his fantasy perfectly. His fantasy was essentially a pretty simple one, about a sensuous striptease. The catch, he said was that it must be detailed, vivid, ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/03/hot-and-sexy-phone-sex-today/index.php I like porn, so I like watching porn dvd’s and so forth. I just rented this wicked old film recently and found it to be something a bit different than your typical stuff. I thought I’d offer a little word of mouth advertising for it. Cafe Flesh The movie is dated roughly 1982 or so. The plot is that a nuclear apocalypse has hit the world and people become categorized into two different groups: The Sex Negatives and The Sex Positives. The Sex Positives are actually the minority and they are forced to perform on stage live sex acts for all the ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/02/my-favorite-porno-cafe-flesh/index.php I love the taste of a man’s cum. I always swallow sperm what can I say. Of course I am in a committed relationship and yes that does make a difference. I wanted to share a few reasons why I swallow cum, and why I like it. 1. It’s neater than spooging on a tissue or having to wipe it up! 2. It lets my man relax and just release without thinking or any worries. 3. It shows my man I totally accept him in every way. 4. There are no calories in a man’s spunk. 5. My boyfriends cum ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/02/sperm-drinking-slut/index.php Many of my callers already know that I have a pretty cool boyfriend. Basically though, he is new to this whole phone sex thing. Our relationship isn’t that old so I waited for awhile before I told him what I did. He was cool about it - being an opened minded guy. Now the cool thing about our relationship is that we give each other space. I like my space and my freedom. He is a work-a-holic (though he doesn’t have the same fringe benefits with his job as I do) so he remains pretty busy on his own ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/01/phone-sex-2-guys-and-me/index.php Did you hear on TV or read somewhere about the whole big split between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Who cares right? Not me, not until I heard it was all due to Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie! Can you imagine it? Two of the hottest people on this planet were having phone sex! I’d do them BOTH in real time and over the phone. I thought it was so cool! Angelina is gorgeous and of course Brad Pitt can do me doggie style anytime he feels like it. So guys - if you call a phone sex ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/01/brad-pitt-has-phone-sex/index.php I get to party down and dirty with guys that I would not meet in any other way. I like men; I like to flirt, to tease, and even to be kinky. I get the pleasure of working from home where I can be comfortable and can be myself without conforming to anybody else’s rules. I get to be honest. In some way talking on the telephone with “strangers” allows me to speak with honesty about sex, porn, fantasies, and hell….. any other subject we (you and me) choose to talk about. I get to have fun. Everyday is like a party when ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/01/the-reasons-i-am-a-phone-sex-operator/index.php Some people do not enjoy or understand phone sex. They don’t “get it” and think of it as a way to replace regular sex. It’s not…. it’s an enhancement to masturbation, but in no way can it ever replace the real deal. But that’s ok - because it shouldn’t be your intention to replace regular real time sex with a partner. Phone sex is really just another way to masturbate! Phone Sex is just another aide for jerking off….. except that it’s really about your ears. You get turned on by the sound, a story, or maybe from a role play ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/01/how-to-enjoy-phone-sex/index.php Being a phone sex operator has been an extremely fun and exciting job for me. But it’s also much more than a job too; it’s also a learning experience. I’m in an environment where I have the chance to discuss all the things that are taboo, the things you could never discuss at the dinner table or in mixed company. I’ve learned a lot of things about men, about masturbation, and about secret fantasies. I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator that we should not be ashamed of masturbation. Right now, somewhere in the world thousands of people are ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2005/01/things-i-learned-from-being-a-phone-sex-operator/index.php Nancy watched through her kitchen window as the big trash compactor moved down the street towards her house. She lived in the last house on the block, and since it was a dead end street, the driver always backed into her driveway so he could turn his rig around and make his exit. It was hot out to day, and even though it was only ten in the morning, the thermometer in the window showed eighty five degrees. The truck was now only one house away and Nancy stared intently as the garbage man jumped out of ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/12/true-phone-sex/index.php Byron wondered why he even bothered!!! After eight months of faithfully working out three times a week, he still weighed only 135 pounds and had arms that resembled spaghetti!!! “Okay,” he said under his breath, “let’s see if we can do tonight!!!” Lying on his back, he hoisted the barbell into the air in an attempt to bench press ninety pounds, and almost instantly he realized that he was in trouble after he brought the bar down to his chest!!! Desperately he tried to heft the iron off of his body, but the more he struggled, the ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/12/happy-phone-sex-greetings/index.php I had a nice brand new caller yesterday. He told me he liked my website because of the “language” I used. So of course I pressed the issue as to what he meant. He said the website “spoke” to him like a normal person might speak to him, without insulting his intelligence. He said that I came across as a real person rather than a “corporate product”. I love it when a caller understands the method to my phone sex madness. It shows me that we’re doing things the right way because we are attracting the right “people”. We’re having fun ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/12/tis-the-season-to-bone-jack/index.php The autumn was incredibility busy this year, and it flew past super fast! Business is great and we did some expanding etc. So here we are already at the end of November and the whole Holiday Season. I’ve gotten a few gifts already from a few callers too. Some guys are sweet enough to remember little ole me, and care enough about me to even WANT to send me something. I won’t take much, I encourage them to make me something. For instance one of my callers is a musician. He’s sent me a few CD’s before and this year ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/11/holiday-presents-that-are-personal-just-like-phone-sex/index.php I was exceptionally horny today. For no apparent reason. My boyfriend came over at about 10:30pm after I was done with my calls for the night. He is usually here all weekend, but he had to work Saturday from 9am-1pm as he was moving his office. So Normally I get a good morning bone, but not this week since he had to leave. I was disappointed but I distracted myself with chores. When my man got back from all the moving, he was sweaty. I love a sweaty manly man — but alas he was very tired so he ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/10/just-had-an-orgasm/index.php My girlfriend and I have been best friends since before we were teenagers. When you first start to party and drink alcohol in high school, you can’t really handle the booze. So you act obnoxious, loud, and maybe even a little crazy. I’m grown up and older, past the age of the college constant partying. But put me, my best friend, and a pitcher of beer in a bar… and all hell breaks loose. Yes, it’s true, I admit it. When we go out together and start drinking we go right back into our crazy behavior just like ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/09/its-saturday-night/index.php On Friday Joey and I had a blast with a panty freak caller. He used our phone sex special and called us late. All guys who have a panty fetish experience it a bit differently and we sure do like to think that we can have fun with all of the styles that exist. In this particular case we did a panty slut. He was into being dressed up in panties and teased by pretty girls. If a caller is a little quiet then Joey and I just tend to entertain ourselves during the call, we compete for his attention, try ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/08/2-girls-with-the-panty-freak/index.php We like 2 girl calls in case ya didn’t know it. Is it all the dirty loving? Well yes, yes it is. I also love to do the call where Joey and I can see each others faces. It’s also good to see one another’s ass too. For those who never noticed… Joey’s got this great ass. A little bubble butt that makes a great sound when slapped. That’s what we did on a 2 girl today. Actually our caller bought a full hour and I got to do several things to her. But it all started out with some cheek ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/08/newsflash-i-did-her-butt/index.php We have this fantastic specialty bakery near our condos and they serve the best coffee. Every morning I stop there bright and early for a hot cup. It’s best in the winter of course, because the whole place just warms you up with delicious smells of baked breads and sweet rolls. In the summer it’s extremely hot in there due to the ovens. I shudder what people go through in the hot afternoons. Anyway since it can still be pretty humid in the summer to be stepping into a warm place like that, I must wear very little clothes. Today ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/07/morning-coffee-and-panty-pus/index.php When I talk to many of my sexy callers, we often end up in a discussion about the phone sex industry. Sometimes they tell me horror stories of experiences they have had calling for phone sex. Sometimes they tell me nice stuff too! I had a very long call and a long conversation with a fairly new caller. I consider someone new that’s I’ve only spoke to for a few months. (once I know you very well then I call you OLD hehe). He told me that he was never going to call another service aside from Phone Flirts, and I ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/07/confessions-of-a-phone-sex-operator/index.php Get this one.. wow phone sex can be rough! I have a long time caller whose called us for awhile but alas he also called another small one girl service too. (shocking isn’t it that you horny guys calls all around lolol) anyway I guess he liked the girl fine - until he got this massive bill. His funds are - shall we say are… more “limited” and I was always cautious not to let him run over with his time because I respect him and HIS money. However, in this crazy business you sometimes come across seriously sad women. ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/07/the-rough-world-of-phone-sex/index.php Ah the beach… I just returned from a week long excursion. Oh yes it was worth it. My boyfriend and I rented a beach house…. you just leer out the window and see the waves. I got a light golden tan, and the wind through my hair was excellent! Of course this blog is really about sex… so let’s get to it! I had to experience sex on the beach for the first time. I was warned by many – that sand gets everywhere and obviously that’s common sense too. But I’ve got a ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/06/having-sex-on-the-beach/index.php Montana Scott flopped down on her queen size bed and just lay there for a few moments, too tired to even throw back the covers! What a day, run, run, run, and not a second to relax!!! As her eyes slowly closed and blessed sleep began to over take her, the jangle of the phone on the night stand jarred her back to reality!!! Fumbling for the receiver, she answered, “Hello, may I help you?!?” “Montana,” a deep voice on the other end of the line responded firmly, “this is Sir James, are you ready to ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/06/no-sensuality-in-joey-land/index.php I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/06/a-new-phone-sex-caller/index.php Now is that a title or what? Ok first of all let me say that I know for a fact that my horny morning Canadian man is reading this and I promised him some jackin’ material. So here it is baby. It will get your cock rock hard for our Monday morning call. Ok I got a new bathing suit. That’s right. A bikini… in a very dark purple. I’m going to the beach the end of June, rented a huge house on a private beach somewhere down south (no pun intended). I’m going with my stud muffin boyfriend. I’ve now ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/05/ok-so-who-wants-to-jack-off/index.php I did a call with a new guy yesterday and what a turn on he was. He was so hot and sexy they way he whispered naughty things to me. I got super wet and couldn’t resist touching myself. The best part was when he blew his wad … he moaned so sweetly that it sent me over the edge. Nothing, and I mean nothing is sexier to me that the sounds of sex. It’s stupid maybe? I don’t care I LOVE it. I love the sounds a guy makes. Not all guy have to be loud for me to ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/05/a-horny-new-phone-sex-guy/index.php Hello horny boys. Now rarely will you ever see me ranting political comments on the website… I just don’t normally do that type of thing. However, I am very tired of the whole FCC crap. We’re in one of the big Clear Channel locations that lost Howard Stern. I miss my Stern show and all the craziness that went with it. I’m tired of all this FCC stuff so I thought I might share a link with you…. www.stopfcc.com If you do not want the government deciding for you what you watch or listen to then you will want to ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/04/the-fcc-sucks/index.php Ah Valentine’s Day was so nice this year. I got pampered, spoiled, and taken out! I got the full body sexy massage in the morning when I woke up. After that sensual experience he fucked me and oh yes he did me quite good. Since it was early we decided to go to breakfast. I got a shower, didn’t put on much make up and pulled my hair back. When we got back he gave me my official Valentine’s Day gift — a pretty 14kt gold diamond necklace with earrings to match. I thanked him with more sex. He took ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/02/the-best-way-to-get-laid/index.php This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw us in the Swinger Calendar … and we have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let Joey or me know! We’re happy to mail you one. Supplies are almost gone — so please act quickly as I am sure that once I post this we’ll get swamped. It’s first cum first served hehe. We’ll take requests as long as the supply lasts and we don’t usually make ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/01/free-amateur-swingers-calendar-and-were-in-it/index.php Some callers use cell phones when they call me or Joey. Sure, cell phones are permittable, but please make sure the phone quality is good. In general you probably know if your cell phone has good sound quality or if it doesn’t. We want and expect to hear you clearly - just as you expect to hear us clearly. If the quality isnt acceptable - we will turn your call down and suggest that you call back on a land line. Keep in mind also that a cell phone isn’t entirely “private” when calling us with ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2004/01/cell-phones-and-phone-sex/index.php I am glad the holiday hustle is pretty much over now. I’m not much for that stuff. I mean I’ve got the family and friend celebrations, the boyfriend’s work holiday party, and so forth — but I have to be more conservative at those events. I think this time of year is more aimed at people who have kids and I don’t. I’m sure when I grow up and settle down more that I will enjoy it all better. New Year’s Eve is a different story. A night where it is ok to party hard, to drink, and ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/12/happy-new-year-party/index.php Sometimes I don’t wear panties. For instance if I am going out on a Saturday night with a tight little black skirt - I don’t like panty lines. But there are some things I notice more so if I am not wearing panties. The outer lips of my pussy end up slick and wet without the silky panty crotch absorbing all the juice. It can smear against my upper thighs when I sit down and when I cross my legs. Also I often worry that my warm drink will get onto the skirt … seeping through and showing everyone what ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/11/my-pussy-and-its-juice/index.php Vibrators are much like cars in that every now and then — you must upgrade. It is very possible to know someone’s personality from the car they drive … or in how they take care of it. I think the same is true for girls … you can tell a lot about them from the type of vibrator they use. Every girl has one, likes them, or wants one secretly. And if not, well we’re talking about a babe who is as cold as a refrigerator. A vibrator is almost a girl’s best friend and if it’s not then it should ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/10/new-sex-toys-and-big-ole-boobies/index.php Got such a nice compliment from one of my regular callers. He’s been phone sex - ing me for a few years now actually, and I share his sexy ass with Joey too! He said that no matter where else he’s gone for phone sex in the past — that phone flirts are clearly the best. I’m a phone sex operator ya know? I hear that stuff all the time and see it in ads so it doesn’t impress me unless it follows with a bit more info about the REASONS for it. I need to hear the “emotions,” the ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/10/compliments-will-get-you-everywhere-with-me/index.php I am a huge Buffy the Vampire fan. I don’t watch much TV but that was one show I just loved. It wasn’t just all the violence, gore, blood, and cliff hanger storylines that kept me attracted…. it was sorta more about a guy in black leather. Ah Spike… the ways in which I would fuck you senseless would even curl Joey’s hair. Last year he died on Buffy’s final episode and I was crushed. But now they have brought him back to that Angel show. I am not exactly a fan of it - but will need it now ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/10/buffy-angel-spike-and-hardcore-sex/index.php Here is a Pondering thing… How is Phone Sex like Pizza? Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree? 1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have those kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing. 2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks - it is still usually worth it. 3.) First one place makes cinnamon sticks ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/09/phone-sex-is-like-pizza/index.php We’re hitting the time of year I love. Lots of cool weather where I can grab my someone special (some nights that would be Joey-girl) and cuddle up on the couch with a warm blanket. Sounds like heaven to me. Also there have been a ton of spooky movies out and I love those. Great date flicks since I can grab the man I am with while pretending I am scared. Should I happen to grab him in a very private area - I can pretend it was an accident and see what his reaction is. I’ve never “accidentally” grabbed ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/09/the-autumn-is-phone-sex-time-ok-well-its-just-sex-time-too/index.php Wow - I was searching the Internet today and found some pretty crazy phone sex ads out there! I feel pretty damn normal now lol! The main thing I guess that I love about phone sex is the mutual masturbation part. But more than that - I am not “THE BEST”… I hate that advertisement. Like what does that even mean anyway? The BEST to WHO? And who exactly evaluates that type of thing? I know what you are thinking and so am I… it’s just a silly ad. I dunno - I guess I am not the best — ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/09/phone-sex-is-what-you-make-of-it-i-think/index.php I think the party we had this weekend will probably be the last big summer one we get. We had a party… a big party. Joey and I have a pretty wild friend who was jumping from my deck to hers…… you have to stop him from doing these stupid dangerous things, he is a little too crazy. We whispered a few different senarios to each other about how to trick him into a 3 some with us. shhhhh don’t worry we’ll get him drunk one night… shock him… and then tell you all about it. What’s worse was his girlfriend ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/09/pleasure-rules/index.php I like rugged men, the kind that look good in blue jeans and a tee shirt. A little bit of stubble from not shaving is good hmmm. But then again I also like the look of a man in a suit … you know dressed completely proper and freshly shaven. I like men who wear cologne, but I also get wet from a man drenched in sweat. I like guys with long hair you know — very rebellious and naughty. But I also like the clean cut neat style on some guys. Blondes are hot but; tall, dark, and handsome ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/09/tapestries-of-lust/index.php I’m in no damn hurry for wedding bells, that’s for sure. I just feel that it is something you REALLY need to be ready for, it’s a huge life change. So I have this girlfriend who is ready, I guess. We just had her bachelor-ette party last weekend. She is marrying a dentist and he is a really great guy, but I know she won’t tell him everything that happened at her party! We started the night at a local club that we go to often and started drinking pretty early… or at least earlier than I am used to. ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/08/bimbos-who-like-to-party/index.php Well I skipped an entry for last month. Shame on me. But hey it’s summer - a time to be lazy. I can get pretty active this time of year, would you want to sit in the house all day? Nope, me neither. Went up into the moutains a few weekends which is great and still deciding on whether or not to go to the beach. hmmm in the meantime I’m still wearing my bikini quite a bit around here. I get a new one every year… and this one I ordered from Victoria’s Secret catalog. We have a store ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/08/lynnea-in-a-bikini/index.php I don’t pamper myself enough. But I just do not have the time or the inclination. Besides its queer to do ya know? Like will I attempt the “home spa time for Lynn” thing but it’s weird. I start thinking “uh this is for people with too much time on their hands”. I’d rather go to the local spa and be waited on. So that’s what I did today and it was so great. We have a nicely priced spa here, not too ritzy not too dumpy - just right. I was massaged, I had my pores cleaned and a ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/06/ooooh-ahhhhh/index.php Spring has finally sprung and this makes me oh so happy. I’ve been pretty busy on the weekends going out with friends and etc. Yesterday was Sunday and I drove out to the field that Flight 93 crashed in. It’s so close by but I had not made it out there until now. Seeing the memorial is amazing. In much naughtier news I went to a party recently that got a bit out of hand. A couple went into the bathroom of my friends house and decided to make good use of the “hot tub.” No one could get in to ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/04/the-way-rumors-can-start/index.php OK I did something really weird for me today. First of all I woke up early and felt great. Partly due to a mini warm spell we have. OK so 40 degrees is hardly warm, but after the snow and cold weather we’ve had recently — it felt like spring. So I opened the door this morning and I could smell spring in the air and I threw on some really frumpy sweats and went for a walk…LIKE AN OLD WOMAN. When it comes to exercise I don’t try to kill myself, instead I do yoga. First of all it’s ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/03/morning-glory/index.php Well, the snow was dumped on us again. I put the news on and they said “snow… 6-10 inches”. Those measurements SUCK for snow … but are acceptable for body parts. I hate being trapped on the weekends, I did manage to get out though on Saturday before the white stuff hit. The white stuff?? Did *I* say that?? So we had Valentine’s Day … chocolate, lingerie, and cold weather do kinda make a perfect combination I think. I bought a new bed in January, and I am now wondering “if” and “when” you can wear out a new mattress from ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/02/the-white-stuff/index.php “May I help you, sir,” the attractive young saleswoman asked while Ryan Majors scanned the display of night gowns that were marked at twenty percent off!?! “Uh, yes, maybe,” he replied while feeling the material on one of the gowns!!! “Is it a present for your wife,” the lady asked?!? “Yes,” he replied, “it’s our fifth wedding anniversary and I just thought that maybe she might like something like this!!!” The saleslady, who introduced herself as Dawn answered quickly, “These might be a little on the old side for someone her age, follow me and I’ll ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/01/full-service/index.php Oh well let’s see … what’s new in my not so exciting life? Had nice holidays and hope you did too if you are reading this. I don’t celebrate a specific “religious” holiday, I basically recognize them all. I’m too open minded I guess to think that one is “the right way” over another with religion. Just my personal useless opinion. So I tend to have many activities going on with quite a variety of people. On a more interesting note, I went to the grocery store this week because I was out of something and I ran out real quick ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2003/01/sex-and-blue-jeans/index.php Samantha plopped down in front of her dressing room table while struggling to pull on her panty hose! “I just gotta lose some weight,” she said with a sigh, “I’m gonna die young if I don’t!!!” After finally getting them on and adjusted correctly, she stood up and slid her size 44DD bra over her shoulders while harnessing her massive breasts in her custom made brassiere!!! She stared at herself in the mirror for several seconds until the tears finally began streaming down her cheeks onto her chest!!! Never in her whole life had she felt ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/12/plumper/index.php How I wish I had the time to write everyday. I just get too busy with doing calls and the like. Some days I barely get a break! (lucky lucky lucky me!) I wish I could write more often because I have these great little stories to tell about my callers. Today a guy I’ll name *M* called me who was totally new. He was very sweet and said he was totally new to the whole phone sex thing. He said he looked around at tons of sites and they turned him off. I wasn’t sure what he meant so ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/11/a-favorite-phone-sex-caller/index.php whoa… today was way too much. Joey had me all hot and bothered. hmmmmm. 2 girl calls are in demand — thank YOU all. I’m sorry but when I got into this business I did it for the obvious FUN. I’m not a phone sex operator because I “have” to be, and I’m not even doing this to get rich. Basically - I just wanna get off as much as I can. Is that so wrong? If it is…. then Joey MADE me sooo damn wrong today….. all over the floor. hehe. http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/11/ode-to-the-2-girl-phone-sex-call/index.php “So tell me, Mrs. Winthrop, how did you get my name,” asked Sergio while he was in the process of setting up his massage table!?! “I got it from Donna, Donna Atkins, she says you come very highly recommended!!!” “Well, I’ll thank Donna next time I see her,” Sergio replied smoothly, as he finished up snapping the last table leg into place, “now tell me, what kind of trouble are you experiencing!?!” “Uh, it’s my back mostly,” Sami Winthrop replied, “I have a lot of stiffness in the morning when I try to bend over!” “Mmmm, ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/10/the-masseuse/index.php I love to ponder things… I am naturally analytical. I use that as a talent because I know how to make it work best for me. For instance: I use it sexually…. I have a motive for every item I wear. Every move I make seductively in public is calculated. I tease with intent … and the longer the tease lasts, then the more I like it. I mean it when I do it, and I am well aware how I can use my feminine “power” to my advantage. I am also very decisive. I narrow my view to a certain ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/09/caught-in-my-web/index.php “…….okay, let me see if I’ve got it all down,” Linda said as she finished filling entering the order data into her computer terminal, “that’s two hundred of the XT40’s, sixty of the ZX35’s and forty of the ZX25’s, is that right!?!” “Good,” she replied, “that shipment will go out tomorrow at the latest, so you should have it by Friday afternoon, thanks for your order, good by!!!” She was just finishing up sending the order down to shipping when her boss stopped by her desk and asked, “How’s it going!?!” “Uh, pretty good, Don, I just ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/08/naughty-talk/index.php We have this one caller and I’ll call him “M” that talks to both Joey and me. “M” likes to call fairly late and sometimes we are up later than our schedules. It varies. So anyway, “M” does both solo and 2 girl calls. Tonight “M” wanted to do the 2 girl thang and we did. Now this guy is sooo much fun. He just has a wicked sense of humor like we do, and likes to have fun. We just click with “M” so we crack jokes about how doing his calls turn into our own private party. And ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/07/started-innocent-but-turned-into-a-party/index.php Ah summertime. So many things NOT to wear in the heat. You know I actually hate wearing panties in the summer. Strange maybe, I don’t know … but I hate the way they stick to my “goodies.” I opt for cut offs without panties in the summer. It’s somewhat a naughty feeling too when I go out and about. My shorts tend to be … well, short! And even if they aren’t really revealing shorts… I like the way not wearing any panties makes me feel. It just brings out the “slut” in me … and she isn’t hiding too ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/07/the-slut-within/index.php This past week was super hectic with calls! I spoke to a guy on Friday who will of course remain nameless… but HE will know who he is! He was so hot…. I think we talked at least an hour, probably a little more. This was a totally new guy to me, and we talked a lot the other services he has used in the past. How crazy is it to spend $3.99 per minute and know that the girl is sitting in some cubicle? He had tons of bad experiences with that type of phone sex service. He said, ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/06/lynnea-comments/index.php Yesterday I had what I guess was a migraine headache. I wasn’t real sure and had to ask someone I knew about them. It wasn’t horrible or anything, just annoying as I am not used to headaches without a hang over lol. But I ended up finishing my day earlier than normal. I honestly can not do, and have a fun phone call if I don’t feel well. I want to enjoy myself too, and it’s impossible when you are not feeling like your normal self. But interestingly, due to the lack of sex during my normal day - I had ... http://www.phoneflirts.com/blog/archives/2002/05/the-smut-dream/index.php