I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:

I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!

Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!

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Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene amount of money on it. Business has been pretty good – what can I say?

I am now ready for the shopping excursion to get all new clothes for it. I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so I have a different one for each day. Each summer I purchase a new one, and retire one. This year I’m retiring a cute little purple one and I’ll try to replace it this weekend.

I love the way a bikini feels against my skin, and more importantly I love the attention I get from it. In real life I am somewhat normal – if you can believe that! I am not mega-slut for real, just on the internet lol. But I do love to see men inappropriately watching me when I am in my bikini. Wearing a bikini is almost like being naked in public and that appeals to my personal fantasy.

I always had what I have called my slight exhibitionist desire. I like the idea of sex in public and being watched, or being seen naked etc. Wearing a bikini is close to it, without breaking a law lol. In some ways I like the tease of it even more then full exposure. I can remember laying out in the sun on the beach about 2 years ago and some couple I didn’t know were nearby. The angle at which they were sitting allowed the husband (or boyfriend, whatever he was) to have a clear shot of my bikini crotch if I dared to open my legs. I’m sure you can guess that I did. I had to see if he noticed, and once I knew he noticed I didn’t do it again. I liked the idea of giving him a “little” and then taking it away.

Maybe this year I will “accidentally” flash some nipple slip to some poor unsuspecting husband. In any case… I cannot wait to get into my bikini, on the beach, and be a tease. Life is hard when your main focus is men. Poor poor me.

What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum?

I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and still hang up on me the second they are finished lol. Maybe they don’t want to linger so they can get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of cource. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

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There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman

I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best with chicks that form better bonds with men over other girls. Rarely do I have a lot of girlfriends at once, never did, I always got along better with guys.

Now mind you, I am feminine… I am not a bully type of personality chick that people look at and wonder if I am a lesbian. You know the stereotype right? (joke) No, I am very feminine; however, my personality is more blunt, and often times other girls can’t handle the things I say. I am not one of those girls that tells her friend she looks great in blue if she looks like hell in it. Of if her boyfriend sucks then I say it. Girls hate that! I can’t help it! But it’s cool because I expect to be told the truth back.

So “asswipe” and I have this great friendship because she is a lot like me, never really enjoying the company of other females much. We’re not into talking about weddings, baby showers, and keeping up with the neighbors. In fact we laugh a hell of a lot and I think it’s because we just have a more crude sense of humor.

“Asswipe” actually doesn’t live near me boohoo… but we are planning this visit where she is going to come for a week and stay at my place early this summer. I am so looking forward to it because the weather is finally getting better around here to where you can take advantage of outdoor activities. I am not talking about planting flowers (like typical girls might) … I am talking about field parties with loads of drinking hehe.

I keep trying to talk “asswipe” into doing some calls with me. She’s remaining shy about it at this point, but I am going to keep up the pressure. (I hope she is not reading this and discovering my plot). If I can convince her… there could be lots of personal benefits involved….. all of them kinda lesbian-ish.

Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example.

The thing that is great about “R” is that we can laugh, we crack jokes, we exaggerate the roleplay, and crack up together the whole time. It’s cool when you can click in that way with someone. I support fun phone sex lol. I support humor.

“R” is extremely easy to please which is always a nice quality… but sometimes I like to see just how easy he is. On today’s call we decided that my female friend from work would be coming over for a quick lunch meeting with me. Of course there is my fantasy boyfriend with the nasty masturbation habit rubbing one out while I complain he is too much of a pervert. “R” laughs and laughs. I tell him …. “quick get out of here and do that in the bathroom like a normal man before my very innocent friend shows up”. He protests, he selfishly flings cum on my face. I act appalled. We laugh again. The doorbell rings. Oh my goodness I am in a panic because my sweet friend from work will be shocked at how kinky my man is. I open the door to let her in………

“R” is laughing and laughing with his normal enthusiasm and slapping away at his cock with intensity. I hear it “whack whack whack” in the background. He says, “Lynn… tell me what your friend is wearing”………..

I decide to find out just HOW easy “R” is to please now. We’ve known each other for about 2 years, we click, we have fun. I say…… “she’s dressed like Grimace… the purple guy from McDonalds”. (Ok queer but I wanted to see his reaction)

After “R” quit laughing hysterically… never missing a stroke….. he said “Ok cool… can she remove the mask though so I can squirt her in the face”?

I said….. “of course she can silly”. And so she did.

So my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our little anniversary this weekend. Its 2 years and counting. We have a nice solid mature relationship. I can count the arguments we’ve had and he’s never so much as raised his voice to me. We’ve got a lot in common. He’s great to me, I am the perfect little minx at home and the proper lady in front if friends. I’d say I was a lady in public… however, that’s not always true.

Take this past Saturday night for example; Saturday my man was busy with his work so I rang up the gal pal to hit up our favorite little drinking spot. I didn’t have to twist her arm… her hubby was on her nerves because he’s a lot more conservative than she is. She accepted my invitation with excitement. When we get together… there is trouble. Or at least usually Karaoke. Anyway….

I picked her up in my car and we drove to our place. Fixed our lipstick, got our drinks. My little admirer was there of course, a 21 year old college boy with great eyes and a perfect smile. He’s so damn cute and shy – just the way I like ‘em… which means he is corruptible. We’ve had this on going flirtation for quite awhile now and he is still too shy to blatantly hit on me. That’s cool, I’m a taken woman (I keep reminding myself) and I love a good tease. So that’s what I do… flirt and tease…. And almost dare him to make a move.

Did you ever drink Kamakazies? Oh my goodness they do go down smooth and easy. I like to drink, but I am not good at it and don’t do it often enough to have a good tolerance. Now my girlfriend on the other hand may have the goal of becoming a raging alcoholic… she can drink any guy under the table. In other words… soon we were dancing, singing loudly, falling over the place. You get the picture right?

Lucky for me I have my little admirer; he tries to keep me in line by being very protective. I think I freak him out a little because he is so shy. He was chasing me all over the place cleaning up the mess I kept making by spilling my drinks everywhere. Eventually it was time to slow it down, chill out, and sober up to drive home later.

I was a good girl yet again damn it. This guy is so sweet; I know I could take him home one night and totally do obscene things to him. He’s younger than me and I have this fantasy of being the “older woman” teaching the young anxious virginal guy. Anyway he is always so disappointed when I leave the bar. He looks so cute, like a little puppy dog with sad eyes. He knows I am involved with someone, so he’s always well mannered and polite.

When I got home I was in the horny state from all my flirtations and adding alcohol to my system just brings out my natural animal. I fucked my man silly and thought about my boy toy left at the bar who was probably home by now jerking off and thinking about me. At least that’s my hope. Maybe I’ll ask him next time I see him.

I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little get-a-way. She’s married so I guess her guy is on her nerves a little, mine really isn’t… but it’s still good to get out with your pals and party down once in a while. You have to refresh yourself sometimes and I like to do that often.

I’ve talked to a lot of new callers lately. One yesterday told me the site is the best he has ever seen. He also said he took some time to read my blog and appreciated that I was just down to earth. That’s cool… I like to think I am down to earth.

Another guy I talked to recently said he was EXTREMELY shy. I like that so I told him it was okay with me. The funny thing about shy callers is they usually warm up to me pretty quickly and easily. See… if you hadn’t noticed I am NOT shy lol…so I am not afraid to talk, or do most of the talking or leading. This guy warmed up quite nicely… he got comfortable or used to me and started to open up. The next thing you know and equal amount of dirty talking was flowing smoothly.

The moral of this story is this… sure you may be a little shy. In real life I can be occasionally too. (Though my friends may tell you different). Good phone sex works best if you just relax…. Ahhh big sigh. I take my time with shy guys… I won’t jump right in and sound like some phone sex commercial spewing forth moans and grunts. Nope, I am capable of a conversation and furthermore I WANT to interact a little bit with you. The best phone sex is always with someone you like… someone you feel comfortable with… hence the title of this post.

Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted sweater with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink lol. I got a pair of stretchy tight fitting jeans that sit low on my waist.

I did all this for New Years Eve – a time in which I intend to party my little heiny off. I will go out with some of my very best friends to drink shitloads of beer and shake my booty. I am a beer girl through and through…I do like Vodka but I don’t drink those foofoo sissy girlie drinks with umbrellas or fruit. I don’t drink often anymore, but when I do I pretty much wanna get wasted.

I’m a conservative type of person in general until you really get to know me. Maybe reserved is a better choice of words. But once you get to know me my wit comes across much clearer and so forth. I’m very ladylike I guess and well mannered in public for instance. But when I drink – I tend to totally drop my guard.

My best girlfriend and I drink alike. Does that make sense? Let me explain better. We grew up together, we learned to drink together, to sneak out of the house, and all the naughty things you do in school. We drink at the same identical pace. We have about the same tolerance level, and we get silly together at the exact same time. We also compete… who can be MORE obnoxious etc once we’ve hit the perfect buzz. We were very popular at frat parties or in bars a few years back. We’ve both settled down a wee bit… but every new years eve we get crazy again.

So all you perverts and casual surfers think of me tomorrow night about 11:45pm having to be picked up off the floor. I intend to party down. Don’t worry I won’t be driving! So you have a safe and Happy New Year too!!!!

My boyfriend was over last week one day and I was having some work done by a designer which he became aware of. (she did a great job on my blog didn’t she?) I don’t share much about the day to day work stuff with my boyfriend, and honestly he doesn’t care a whole lot about advertising, marketing, and web design.

He asked me if I ever write about him, and I said no I really didn’t. He told me that I should. I asked him, “Well honey what should I write”? He said very arrogantly that I should post about what a stud puppet he is.

It’s true I guess… he IS my little stud puppet. I like to put him to work a lot… men are supposed to do a lot of work you know. But the job is always my body. This past Sunday (yesterday) we decided to stay in bed pretty much all day for sex. We don’t see each other much during the week so we have lots of fucking to squeeze into the weekends. Saturday was some holiday thing we had to do, and that means we were not at my place banging that night. We saved it up for Sunday then.

Did you ever try to do that? Just stay in bed all day and fuck? I mean, basically you do have to get up to use the bathroom, and sometimes it’s because there is some cum stuck in your hair etc. You also do need to eat as well because good sex makes you hungry. And of course you must replenish fluids frequently. But the rest of your time is spent on sex. Sure, you do end up red and raw… but do you REALLY mind that? I don’t.

I am proud to share that my stud puppet was able to get his dong stiff 11 times yesterday. We did it predominately in bed, once on the floor. As you can see… it is true he is a stud. Now he can be happy when I tell him I posted about him.

Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”

Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!

Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.

I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.

I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.

Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……

One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.

To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?

He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.

What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so “mean” to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.

When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it – with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.

Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying “Hello”. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself… it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.

Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a “process” and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.

If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.

Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher – she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is “if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them”. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.

Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true… if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.

Use your basic morals during your call. I know right… that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and it’s something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then that’s cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly – it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.

Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.

Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.

Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.

To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to consider him number 19.

I’ll name this caller “J” for the purpose of this post. So “J” being a bit jaded from calling your less than personal style phone sex services said to me “Lynnea I’m blind and have been blind all my life. I hope it doesn’t scare you”. Apparently he has had past problems with operators.

I chuckled. I giggled. Then I told him about my other phone flirts groupies. He was stunned but not shocked he said. “J” said that what attracted him to call me was the text on my website. His reader program had a lot to do and he said he enjoyed the full display of my personality from the serious to the goofy side, from the professional to the witty side etc etc. I could on just to compliment myself as good as he did – but you get the point.

I liked that. The one thing I always wanted to get across is that I am a real girl which means there are many facets to my personality. I’m not constantly in the middle of doing sexy things. I’m not walking around the house in lingerie and high heels. Now, could you catch me fresh from the shower? SURE you could. But you may also catch me doing my yoga routine which is much less sexy… unless you can appreciate my flexibility

I am proud to say that I have many blind callers and they are devoted to me, which is a really cool thing. It can be a challenge, but I often end up describing the other senses more so in a fantasy with them… and they appreciate that. I am also proud to say that I’ve been able to turn them on with just simple words on a website too. So here is to you “J” … a great big sloppy wet kiss and anywhere that you want it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Phone sex is an impulsive purchase in my opinion. It’s not something you plan out before you call. It’s usually not a purchase you make after months of deep thought. But I do want callers to sometimes stop and think a bit before they jump too.

I know my naughty callers occasionally try out other phone sex services. They always find their way back to Phone Flirts eventually, but there are so many options out there now — who wouldn’t shop around? There are many many services on the net — most are great businesses — and some are not. The phone sex industry really has no one regulating it that keeps us from “lying” or “falsely” advertising. So how can you be sure? Any special things you should do to be a smart phone sex shopper? Of course there are!

1. If you go to a site and write a phone number down — make sure you jot down the billing company name as well as the url. If a billing issue occurs you want to know exactly where you got that number from! Always contact the company immediately as most will fix mistakes quite easily. But you need to know where you got that number from to avoid a problem.

2. Look over the whole site carefully and make sure ALL your questions are either answered on it — or that they offer contact info for the owner. Do not just rely on the phone sex operator for answers. Operators can come along and disappear quickly — it’s always best that you know how to contact the actual owner in case of a problem. That’s not to say that there aren’t really good operators either…. It just means that you need to make sure you have all options available to you!

3. Pay close attention to the time you spend on the phone. It’s pretty easy to let your time over without even realizing it! Especially with your dick in your hand. Ask the operator at the end of the call what amount you have spent … especially if you pay per minute. Those minutes can stack up quickly, and you do not want a shock when you get your bill! Just remember that most billing occurs AFTER your call… just because you request 10 minutes of time doesn’t mean that is all that is used. It’s your responsibility as the customer to watch what you spend (after all it is your money)… but a good phone sex operator will be honest and keep you informed too.

4. Never forget that you are paying for the operators TIME… not just the dirty talk. This means if you talk about sex for 10 minutes and then the weather for 5 minutes that you may be charged for it. Don’t assume the operator’s time is ever free unless she tells you it is.

5. With the explosion of phone sex sites out there — try to stick with one that appears professional in what they SAY - and has been around awhile. New sites mean new owners/operators … that means the company MAY lack experience which may mean more errors. This is not a golden rule, but often the case.

6. Get a feel for the entire website. A good reliable business puts a great deal of effort into its website. It has good spelling, a decent design, is easy to navigate, has content and so forth. A cookie cutter type of site may indicate a lady or business is looking for “fast money”. There is no such thing as fast money — and a good business knows it! Hopefully you know that might be a risk to give your personally identifiable information to a person who is out to make fast bucks.

7. Find out HOW your info is stored! This is IMPORTANT. Is it inside a database and if so — is that database online somewhere? How many people SEE your info before it is billed? Is it shared among all the operators, even those you have never spoken to? Is your personally identifiable info EMAILED to anyone? Does the company employ safety precautions such as password protected databases, firewalls, and virus protection? Remember that if your info is on an operators computer — without protection, and her PC is hacked … your info is available for use from someone else. The “company” itself may be quite secure but the operator MAY not be. Question it!

8. Here is a good one. Ask yourself when reviewing a site — “what is the code of ethics here”. Look for some moral code, mission type statements, and simple business ethics. Look for a morality on the site in the way they do business. Having a dirty call is great… but the business side is important too. While it may not be overly obvious or stated in the way I mentioned it — there is usually a FEEL of it.

9. How open is the site? How inviting is the business? How much do you SEE about them? Hey, you are giving out your personal information — make sure they give YOU theirs too! You should know HOW they do business without having to ask. That also means that YOU as the customer needs to stop and read the each site carefully. Calling and asking an operator how they do things is important too but it should be done to verify what the site said.

10. While I understand the need and desire for online payment services in the phone sex industry … I’d like you to think them over before using them. 3rd party payment systems are often used and pay close attention… its means a 3rd party has your info. The danger with these online payment systems is that any lady can make a webpage and use an online payment service. It may NOT be a REAL registered business and that means they can be shut down easily. The likelihood of unethical practices are increased … meaning your info may not be safe etc etc. A genuine merchant account means a company has been clearly investigated by a bank. It means they must follow rules and they have a business plan etc.

11. Beware of operators who ASK for a tip or a gift. A tip or a gift should be completely optional as well as YOUR choice, and think of it like a restaurant or a hair salon– never going above 15-20% of what you have spent. Just use common sense. Whatever your fantasy may be — you are ultimately paying for the service already, if you are asked for more money or to buy gifts by the operator it really is an additional PAYMENT. A good business offers quality service with no hidden agenda or fees…. And if the operator is ASKING for more, or even implying you should pay more… then you have to ask yourself what YOU get for it. If you are the type of guy that WANTS to do it because you are generous – then great, go for it…. Just make sure it is your choice. I’ve received all sorts of gifts during my time in the industry from lingerie to DVDs, CDs, Books, and yes lots of monetary “tips”. But I always let the person decide if they want to, I don’t ask for it or hint at it. Maybe it’s just my personal opinion on the topic… but I never allow greed to interfere with my morals. If I was a waitress I wouldn’t ask either lol.

In summary, I have heard all sorts of horror stories about phone sex services, one girl services, and etc. Being on this side of the industry I’ve seen bad behavior take place often from operators and even owners. I could tell you all stories I’ve even witnessed and it would make you cringe! You as the customer also have to make sure you keep yourself in check too by being a smart phone sex shopper! Be cautious who you do business with, and always spend your money wisely.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Kisses,
Lynnea

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Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips… often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site… but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure… or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness…. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun… but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer inof should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it… there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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The other thing for me and porn…. I prefer amateur style stuff. I can enjoy the other stuff too, but I’d rather watch people who aren’t perfect looking. Amateur babes without big fake looking boobs is just plain hotter to me. I like real looking people with some flaws and then I like to watch them fuck. Let me see a teensy bit of seduction and undressing then get at it. I like to watch undressing… I dunno why, I just do.

One of the things about porn that most people have to agree about but rarely discuss is the “joke” to it. I think any porn fan has to admit to it, we have all sometimes rented DVDs to laugh at more than to get turned on by. Oh, believe me… I am not saying the movie won’t end up turning you on too, but sometimes we rent them due to the humorous titles.

Sometimes the titles are so hilarious, that it just wants to make you see it. Or perhaps I am the only chick in the world that has such a warped sense of humor? Nooo I CAN’T be the only one. I had to present you with my current favorite titles and see if you think they are as hilarious as I do. I put them into my rental queue… I have to see them.

Poop Chute Pumpers and Shit Hole Lickers
Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt
Soft Taco with Sour Cream
My Ass is Haunted

If you have seen them,
shoot me an email and tell me how you liked them. I can’t decide which to rent first!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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For some reason the word REAL in phone sex pisses people off. You know – it’s a FANTASY its not real blah blah blah… that’s what they say. As if I am a moron uh huh. And I agree yes – to a certain extent. Phone sex is kind of like a great adventure… an exploration where you can make it be anything you want. Yet phone sex with me is real on some levels too. Shall I explain it?

It’s me Lynnea – the girl you talked to last year, or last week, or yesterday. Nobody else is pretending to be me. It’s really Lynnea each and every time you call.

I suck at acting so I prefer to be real…… as in realistic. I don’t make up stories of gang bangs,…. unless I’ve done it or fantasized about it. I am myself and I don’t claim to have blown 45 guys in a bathroom stall if I haven’t. Can I do a fantasy like that – hell yeah. But I won’t try to convince you of things that I am not. Instead I’ll be real. I will just be my little ole normal self without putting on a flamboyant show.

I’m not a “poor” little girl that is desperate for money, calls, or going to ask for presents/tips either. I make pretty damn good money doing phone sex baby. Yes, even with my cheap rates too. I’m real about it…. I won’t play helpless because I’m just not helpless. Besides I happen to find self sufficient intelligent PEOPLE that know how to take care of themselves to be far sexier and to be more real.

I talk to my callers in a real way. I use common sense, understanding, my personality, and a sense of fun in all my conversations. In other words I talk to my callers the same way I might talk to any guy in a bar that I would be flirting with for real.

I have a real life too. I do laundry, I go on vacations, sometimes I may get the flu, and yes I eat dinner too. I lead my real life on weekends for instance and that’s why I take them off away from the phone. I’m not afraid or ashamed to say those things to callers. It’s my real life stuff – I happen to be more than just a phone operator. Do you get what I mean?

I’m reliable in a real way. I don’t change my schedule 50 times without notice to my callers. I don’t vanish for days or weeks on end. I don’t often take off during the hours I work. Nope, I commit to the hours you can reach me – I get real about it… and do my personal stuff on my own time. After all baby I am running a real business here so I need to be really committed to it.

I’m real too because I know what I am good at and what I’m not. Here is a for instance – I suck at doing a harsh dominant fantasy. I just am not mean enough perhaps or I’m not comfortable behaving in a way that doesn’t feel like me. I don’t find myself to feel sexy in that role. I don’t advertise or promote myself in any way that resembles that role either because I know it’s not my thang. I often reject those calls sending them to someone that I know can fulfill their interests if they are not my cup of tea – why would I want to disappoint someone else or myself? I’d rather be real with that guy and let him know our interests aren’t connecting.

So in conclusion, I am real. I’m a real live girl with real thoughts, emotions, experiences, and desires. I try to treat my callers are real too… sure you could be my 11th call for the day, but you won’t be feeling that way

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I love the game of flirting with a guy and “N” totally appreciates it. He tells me my voice makes his cock melt in his hands. I’ve never actually gotten to see that, but I suspect he is being honest from the moaning that comes down the telephone line. It sure as hell sounds like he sprung a cum leak.

“N” has a little kink for stockings, panties, and thongs. Being the lingerie slut that I am, I know how to tease him to hell and back. So I seduce him often, not often enough for my tastes because he really is a sweet baby doll. But I take what I can get.

Today was interesting though. See “N” is taking a few college courses and he was chatting to me online from the computer lab at his school. You know….. where lots of other people were around him, so it wasn’t possible for him to beat his meat off. I totally flirted and teased with him. To make matters worse I sent him a short dirty video clip of me that he obviously could not download at school. He protested for a whole 3 seconds I think. He liked it, the tease, the waiting…. knowing full well he won’t be able to watch my video clip until late tonight after his busy day. I, of course, knew this as well. But it didn’t stop me, it never stops me, it only encourages me.

I have to admit it, I like knowing poor “N” will be horny the rest of his day wondering about that little clip. Oh, and it’s good one too I might add. I wonder how long after he arrives home tonight that he will jerk off to it? I know he’d better email me with all the sordid sticky details.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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It’s a fetish I find luscious because it’s about me being in control but without all that harsh domination stuff. I prefer to use my girlish attitude, my sexy style, and my whiskey honey voice to control panty boys through teasing and denying them. Because I honestly do have a huge panty collection it’s easy to describe the different styles I do really wear. I can hear their mouths watering. HUGE turn on for me.

I have one caller who shall of course remain nameless that talks casually to me for a few minutes and then he tries to guess what color panties I have on. See, I am kind of a fashion freak and I believe that when we wear certain colors and those colors reflect our moods. For me, it’s the color of my panties not everything I else I’m wearing. I carefully select the pair I will wear for each day, and sometimes even my preference for the style changes too.

So this caller that guesses the color…. Well he has been a regular customer for a few years now, since I started out in the business actually. His particular fetish doesn’t just include my under things. He likes for me to decide if he gets to cum or not. I always like to keep him guessing until the last minute of his time and it’s kind of a twisted little sex game for us. We both have a blast. He’s gotten to know me pretty well, and a lot of the things I have in my panty drawer. He’s become quite good at it, detecting from my mood what color I have on. It’s impressive!

You know, sometimes I’m wearing pink panties, and they can be any shade of pink. Usually that’s a sign I’m feeling very girlish and feminine. Or perhaps black panties are what I’ve got on… and clearly they mean I’m feeling like the sensual seduction queen. You get the picture? Well let me throw this into the mix then…. strips seem to make me a little meaner and almost always I have to deny him an orgasm. Since he became privy to that one… I had to throw him some curve balls at times just to mix it up.

Is there a moral or point to my panty story? Nope not really. It’s mindless babbling from a dirty panty princess I guess. Though, perhaps, it could spark a new idea for you on our next call. Or maybe it will just get your interest and cock up enough to call me for the first time. Beware if I’ve got on those striped ones though…. They seem to make me very naughty!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I stay quiet. I say nothing. I’m not giving the secrets that I know away. Nope. I want to keep the knowledge that I have. I know the reality. I just understand men better because I am a phone sex operator. I’m fortunate… not only do I get to talk about smut all day, but I get the truth from guys too.

I’ve talked about it extensively with my callers. I know that men never stop tally whacking. They do it their entire lives and furthermore they LIKE it. I’ve got callers who range in age from 21 all the way up to one horny perv I talk to that is 81. And you would think that the 81 year old would do it less often … but he tells me he doesn’t. I know what a freak he is…. So I believe him when he says it. Even guys that are getting hot steamy adventurous sex are still auditioning the finger puppets quite often.

Masturbation as one caller told me… is kind of like releasing a pressure value. All that testosterone builds up and it must explode, so hey it is a biological need. I agree with those that ,but more than that is the fact that masturbation can relieve tension too.

I always call it a mini vacation. Sounds funny perhaps, but basically that’s what it is. You just escape reality for a short time and give in to pleasure. I mean firstly we all deserve that once in a while, but it’s also healthy to take a little break from reality too. Masturbation is something we give ourselves, a gift, because we can be purely selfish and not have to worry about working hard to get somebody else off. And unless you call me – nobody else even has to know about it. All you have to do to take a masturbation vacation is just open your pants, close your eyes, and rub one out.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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From being in the sun so much at the beach, and at home here too - my hair has gotten quite blonde. Sometimes I put a little lemon in it, which of course helps the process along. I do love being a blonde. I can attract attention from my blonde locks. The lighter the locks the more attention I seem to attract. Of course it’s intentional.

Ok guys [insert dumb blonde joke here] Does it make me a bubble head? Ummmm sometimes…. but only in extremely adorable ways. Am I superficial and stereotypical blonde who only cares about sex, flirting, teasing, and looking good all the time? Well… maybe sometimes.

Ok on to some phone sex talk. I’ve got this caller that I will call “P”. When he first started calling me he was a phone sex virgin and I always appreciate that. He was willing to learn, to explore, and to talk to me so that he knew I understood him. I like the virgin to phone sex; I popped his cherry and taught him some new tricks. Now we talk and masturbate together weekly. Over time we’ve gotten to know one another quite well which means we know one another’s sounds of intensity. I know when he is about to cum, and he seems to enjoy listening to me cum for him. And the main thing is…… he REALLY likes blondes he said. Lucky me!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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This is going to be a boring post for something that expects me to shock them with lurid sex tales from a trampy phone sex operator. Today I was thinking about passion.

See when I was in high school I had that typical “sweetheart” relationship. I’m normal what can I say? We were sooo in love and could spend hours just kissing. We kissed in the backseat of our friend’s car, we kissed until our jaws were sore. We got detention multiple times for tonsil hockey sports in the halls.

I went to a large school too; I had a large graduating class so there were many kids that you just never even knew. To this day I can meet someone….. a guy, a girl, and just have casual conversation that causes us to discover we graduated together. And the next comment is always “Oh I know who you are.. you dated Blankity Blank because I always say you two sucking face in the hall”. I have to laugh about it now, but we were very hot for each other and we had passion.

In general I am a passionate person. I feel things deeply, I defend what I believe in passionately, and yes I still love to kiss with passion. Kissing is such a sensual act and there are so many ways to do it that can set the tone and mood for sex. A soft wet tongue tickling mine, swirling in my mouth, flicking around…… it’s literally delicious.

Kissing is a prelude to fucking and it tells you a lot about how the other person is going to fuck. Sloppy and aggressive? Or Juicy and soft? I’ll have both please with a side order of hard and deep. Can I have some passion sprinkled on that order too?

Well all this talk about passionate kisses has me feeling a little too frisky. Better stop while I can still contain my urges for the next unsuspecting caller.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Damn! It got hot here real fast. Last week it was chilly then BAM summer hit. It’s damn hot already… and I am talking unable to breathe, body smacking sweaty sex hot. Did I say that?

I am a princess, I admit it. I have my central air on and turned down to 70 degrees baby. I like my condo nipple peaking cool. I don’t know how people live with out it. What girl wants to sweat? I’m too feminie to sweat lol.

Man sweat on the other hand is kind of hot….. in that same power fucking, body smacking kind of way. I love to see men in the neighborhood mowing the grass with no shirts on and their skin kind of glistening. I may not be anxious to smell them… but I turn my head to look at that gorgeous glow.

So anyway my neighbor was doing that today, he must have had the day off work and decided to mow his lawn. He is this married dude, kind of quiet, always polite. But I have caught him on several hundred or so occasions leering at me while I wash my car or get some sun on my deck. I know what he is thinking, hell I make sure he is thinking it.

Today though while he was mowing the lawn I saw him get too sweaty. He had to take off his tee shirt and tuck it into his back pocket. His skin was a little shiny and I just sat at the window watching him. Yummy. I know he saw me at least for a good minute. I figured I owed him a good leering and today he got it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Hello to my fellow Star Wars geeks. I have to publicly say that I got tons of email after my last post about the movie. Ok so it seems there are many horny SW geeks that enjoyed my brief comments and they all wanted to chat lol. Let me state for the record that I saw the film twice within that first weekend and I will probably see it a third on the big screen. The DVD will play weekly for awhile on my surround sound system. It’s awesome.

One of the reasons it was awesome was due to a very short 60 second scene involving one of the lead characters. His name is Hayden Christensen and he plays Anakin. For a whole 30-60 seconds I got to see him with his shirt off and he is now a man for sure with that chest. Hummmmm I got a little sweaty in the theatre witnessing that beauty. I decided to add him to my celebrity TO DO LIST.

See, I have this list of Hollywood hunks… mainly just actors that I find totally hot and I want TO DO. Yes, I mean I want to do it to them, I want to fuck them all senseless. I’ve just added innocent young Hayden whom I intend to do unspeakable things to in my fantasy. I would do things with him that would cause him to never look his own mother straight in the eyes again out of shame. Hehe. I am sweating again right now.

If you are intrigued about my TO DO LIST, I’ve been considering putting the whole list on the site just for fun. Then if Hayden or anyone else on it should see… they can call me to make arrangements. Hey, a girl has to dream….. and fantasize a lot to be in the phone sex business right?

It’s true; I annoy my boyfriend with this list. It’s always growing and he rolls his eyes at me. I can’t help being so perverted that I am incapable of watching pretty much any Movie or Television show without finding some guy in it to be fuck-able. It’s a cross I must bear and a soaked pair of panties I must wear.

Oh and Hayden, call me as soon as you see this.

Well this week the new Star Wars comes out and yes, I’ll be there. I’ve been counting down the days… hell I’ve been counting down the last 3 years actually. You see it’s true and I have to admit to it. I am a total Star Wars geek. I love the films, I collect some of the toys, I know all trivia, and I have seen each film hundreds of times. I am the only chick I know that’s such a fan and I am hoping it means I’m just cooler than most girls lol. I don’t know why or even how I became such a huge fan… maybe it’s the fact that Darth Vader resembles my vibrator? I do have this long black smooth one that I like quite a bit. Or maybe it’s these young hot men dueling with big light sabers that gets me going. Maybe it’s just the adventure and the excitement. Whatever it is I know I will be there on Thursday with a big bag of popcorn ready to be entertained.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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If you want to get to know my personality before you call then please read the bio I wrote about myself. In fact you can read many things on this site that I have written myself. I think it’s a great way to get a good solid sense of my personality. I know myself pretty well, I don’t claim to be things that I am not, and I know it comes out pretty clearly on the site too! That is the best way to know whether or not you’ll like me!

If you are a little to shy to call right away, then drop me an email and introduce yourself to me. I answer all my own messages and I’ll be happy to write back to someone who has taken the time to send me a well thought out message. I can also answer questions that you have that way too.

If you have questions about the way my phone sex service runs or any service for that matter….. review the website closely first. Many questions are probably answered there, but if they are not then formulate your questions in your mind and simply call. Be direct and clear with what you need to know about how the business is run; and I am happy to answer you! If you want to know how the billing is done for example, then I will briefly explain it out.

Phone sex is an interaction conversation between 2 people; you and me. So hopefully we can both be open-minded and in gear to talk. Take your time and be calm when you speak with me.. try not to be nervous. Tell me about yourself, the things that turn you on, and I will do the same. You can be open and honest with me too which makes the whole thing just a bit more interesting!

Be pro-active by telling me what you want out of your call because that’s the best way to get it. I can’t read minds, and I am not a good guesser. If you can state it clearly then I’ll understand you, your fantasy, and be able to deliver it!

During your personal call with me if I should venture into an area that you dislike or feel uncomfortable about… then please speak up. You won’t offend me! My goal is to see to it that you get a good quality service and have fun in doing so.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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