So I was doing a call…. And a very long time client told me I was special and unique in the business. I would say that 99% of phone sex callers try every girl and every service out there. Most callers have maybe 2 or 3 regular places they use. This caller said no way… he will only talk to me. Usually I don’t believe that, I know the deal and how it works… I’m a realist. I’m also nosy as shit. So I love to probe a caller for feedback lol.

He told me he thinks I am unique because I actually engage in the conversation. He said after years of talking to him that I still ask questions about his sexual fetish… like I am interested.

I AM interested. I’m a psych major lol I like to understand, to imagine things in my own mind, to see literally where someone is coming from. I try to imagine each fantasy like a mini movie in my mind. Plus like I said earlier… I’m nosy as shit.

He said I am almost Lady-Like which completely offended me! But I was intrigued. He went on to explain that for him … phone sex was not just about the words themselves, but the way they are said and the passion behind them.

I really liked this compliment. And like any “lady like” girl…. a compliment will get you everywhere with me!

Today a caller rang me, and damn it if I didn’t need to reboot. I told him so, and asked him to ring me back in a few minutes. He did, unfortunately my system was still loading in and he had to wait a few extra minutes for me. I used the time to tell him why.

I protect my computer in a major way, it makes it load a little slower. My system holds client information which would be highly sensitive info. While nobody else lives with me, I have this sucker set up like fucking Fort Knox. Windows is password protected. I use a few different browsers… all password protected to use. I keep the minimal PCI compliant info stored in yet another password protected database. I stay away from Microsoft products which are usually the easiest to hack. I am up to date on all virus protection and my system is scanned all the time for spyware. I have a bitchy firewall. Your info is never stored across open, public networks. Oh, I also do the same protocol to my lap top too.

Do you care about this? It sure ain’t sexy talk. You SHOULD care about this if you call a phone sex girl or any phone sex service. How is your info stored? How is it protected? Is it protected at all? How many people can view it? Who else has access to their computer? This is stuff men with boners rarely think about.

Not only am I smart enough to know all of this…. You also know that are safe to call me. Does it make you horny? Then whip it out for me when you are ready!

I have a long time caller that is in residency as a psychiatrist. I’ve known him forever it seems like, and we talk about a lot of things aside from “phone sex”. We end up going a few hours on the phone because we both enjoy good conversation in general too. So you get the point… I like him and we talk as much casually about other topics as much as we talk dirty.

Basically we get into these intellectual conversations about the psychology of phone sex and he is often amazed at my own personal mental stability haha. I always explain that I became a phone sex operator due to choice… not a “need”. I’ve continued to do it because I like it, the masturbation (like who wouldn’t duh), but also I truly enjoy the banter with individual callers too.

So Dr. Whackit, as I will call him with affection, and I were speaking about some of the traits it takes to be a phone sex operator. Then we began to compare it to what he does for a living too and I dunno, it was interesting to me. So I thought I’d share a little of what was said, my point of view, his point of view, and sort of mix it up like a dirty cocktail.

Oh, let me do my disclaimer too… there are lots of smart women in the phone sex industry that can do all of the following just as well, if not better than I. But let’s all face it too… some fall into it without knowledge, education, experience, or even talent etc etc etc. I guess the point is like any other work we have our good eggs and the bad ones. Though, often, the bad eggs are more misinformed than malicious. Ok, there said it.

To be a good phone sex operator, you have to know how to run a business and all the stuff that includes like: customer service, the laws, the boring paperwork etc. You can’t really be a dumb farm girl and totally succeed on your own if taxes, accountants, and the legalities intimidate you. You have to know the difference between profits, losses, demographics, price points, and return on investments. The good news to the boring shit…. is that callers prefer intelligent women who know how to do this. It makes them horny… if this business talk is making you horny right now… then call me.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what true communication is. I don’t mean spouting off a bunch of dirty words either. You have to understand the basic psychology of communication. A good communicator isn’t afraid to say no, and believes in what they say… as well as being able to literally verbalize it to someone else. A good communicator actually wants to hear the other side too. Plus let’s face it… sex…. when we are able to communicate about it – just gets better.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what your true motivations are, and why you are doing it. You have to understand your OWN psychological make up. If you don’t, then you may not really know who you are…. or have the confidence needed to succeed. Without confidence, all you really have is “good intentions” which are not enough. I try to keep my motives “positive” too… I think about things in a positive way, always a new idea, and always a solution to everything. I am also positive that my motivations are perverted. Did I say that?

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have creativity and that is something you either have or you don’t, it doesn’t go away and it doesn’t suddenly return. Creativity happens in many areas of our lives and having a vivid imagination is one a huge part of our sex lives too. So let’s get creative… Let’s find a new way to rub one out and then do it differently the next time too. Let’s be creative and shake things up whoohoo!

To be a good phone sex operator you have to be able to speak. Some girls get caught in the “oh baby hmmmm oh baby” stuff for 10 minutes and there is no substance. Being able to string a sentence together isn’t enough; you have to speak combined with the confidence, creativity, and by using the good communication skills as stated above. Kinda obvious. But also a voice is everything, as well as the use of language.

To be a good phone sex operator you must have the ability not to take things so personally. I am just myself on my calls, but I also separate my life some too. I do not LIVE everything I FANTASIZE about. My business is a part of my life, but it is not my whole life. I don’t have to take things “personally” this way.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have patience. This is not a get rich quick type of business… it grows and grows over time so you have to water the horny plant daily. Each year my goal is to make more money than last year and I have never lost out once. Talk to my accountant – he actually brags about me to other clients lol. (or maybe he just wants to bang me)

So now let’s break it down: professionalism, communication, motivation, confidence, creativity, good speech patterns, not taking things down to a personal level and patience…. Dr Whackit told me these are all important things that he must do or qualities he must have as well to work as a Psychiatrist. You thought I went off the point of the story probably… but no, I had one. Phone Sex can be a little like counseling experience… of course the main objective is more about your penis rather than your childhood experiences… but both things probably need your attention anyway. You just simply seek out 2 different types of pros to handle them.

I got a wickedly nice compliment today from a pretty new caller. He told me that he has called phone sex services/girls for many years and he told me that by far I am the best he has ever spoken with.

Now, let me tell you a secret in the phone sex industry. Anytime a guy shoots his load… and anytime you are a part of it… he says you are the best. Let’s face it… all that release and endorphin high pretty much weaves a magic happy spell on anyone, and especially so on a drooling penis. I know this, and rarely take it seriously. However, I often have very communicative callers, and they can make me believe them with good reason… as was the case today.

Let’s just say if I have any celebrity status in the phone sex world (lol) that it comes from my “I Hate Phone Sex Ads…” theory and mentality. Claiming “I Hate Phone Sex Ads” has been my motto for a very long time now, and I’ve seen it often imitated… but trust me I do subscribe to it’s theory.

I don’t like fakeness… I mean in my real life too. You know the people who are all so happy, peppy, and completely not genuine? Blech. I know I am not unique in the fact that I don’t how to be that way, or maybe it’s just too much effort to constantly put on a mask such as that to the world. I’m just always ME, whether it’s cranky or happy and peppy.

That applies to phone sex too. You know how many ads imply bullshit like… “I can do EVERY fantasy on the planet”… or “I am a total slut every minute of the day”….. or something like that? Call me cynical…. But I don’t believe it. Further, what I often hear from callers makes it even worse.

You don’t need to use a phone sex script to SOUND like one for instance. If ever other word out of an operators mouth is “oh baby” or she just goes in to moan-a-tone sound… it’s ends up sounding like a script even if it isn’t. At the very least… it sounds rehearsed or common placed for the girl. Phone sex with too much structure involved is just like a script too. Don’t we all really want it to be more fun, impulsive, and spontaneous?

I don’t know how to do that phony shit. I just don’t. Part of why I like what I do is because I like people, like to meet them, like to talk to them and get to know them. People interest me, and MEN interest me the most. I could not enjoy myself on any call if I put on a fake front. If I am not enjoying myself in some way… how can the other person? The way I relate to Tom is different than how I relate to Harry… or to Dick…ok let me giggle like crazy now from saying dick… hehehehehehehe

I truly do dislike the way phone sex is advertised, that is not a joke. I think it comes out as cheap most of the time without considering the fact that ALL callers are unique individuals or human beings even. Because of that… I have to work with you as a person, not as a fetish or fantasy where one size fits all. If a guy comes along and says he has a panty fetish… I pick his mind, and I get to his unique secrets.

I don’t “get into my character” when my phone rings… instead I “get into the call”. I question you, I take directions, I add my own creativity, and I give every caller a piece of myself. Cheap phone sex… expensive phone sex… none of that really matters. It’s only a price. What matters most is that you get what you are paying for.

My caller today pointed this all out to me, and we discussed this topic at length. I love to go hard and fast into this type of conversation. I don’t really believe that I am the “BEST”… but what I do believe is that I am a woman with an edge in the phone sex world. I’m a little different, a little more genuine in who I am, and a lot more natural than you might expect. I’m a deep thinker who analyzes myself and my caller. I work hard to make you happy without working hard to be something I’m not. I love phone sex most when a caller truly “gets me”, and enjoys my company for what it is.

One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

Yes. I am a party girl by nature. I was born a flirt. I like to have fun. Can I be home on New Years Eve? HELLLLLL NO. I got plans tonight baby, I’m going out, and there will be heavy drinking of alcohol involved. You didn’t really think a girl like me would stay home did you?

I got my outfit selected. I bought some new lipstick. I got the tunes picked out. I got the friends and the man lined up. Ahhh New Years is totally one of my favorite holidays. It’s what life is all about… getting drunk and passing out in a corner… er oh I really mean… “it’s about cutting loose and having a BLAST”.

It’s kinds like phone sex actually. Same kind of freedom. Same kind of fun. Just usually not so much alcohol. Talking to me is cheaper than a case of beer though. So set your resolutions, be sure to include a call to me, cause… 2009 is gonna be awesome.

I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.

All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.

I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.

Should I DO her?

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can read my phone sex diary, you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

If you don’t wanna marry me… then give me a call instead!

Does being a phone sex lover contribute to good karma? I think it does. I have just always viewed phone sex as two things: #1 a FUN and an easy going experience and #2 about helping people.

Ok does that sound all egotistical to say that I HELP people? It might, but that is what I fucking believe, ok? LOL. I really do.

My life has changed a lot over the years since I embarked into my phone sex career…I’ve completed my education, I’ve grown as a person… blah blah. But I’ve never walked away from it, because ultimately I have always believed that what I do has VALUE in the world. I also value the people I talk with.

It’s a lofty responsibility to get soooo intimate with people (when it’s done right), to discuss deeply personal experiences or desires… and to still enjoy it all the time. Masturbation in and of itself is a taboo; it’s not something we often discuss with our friends or relatives. It makes things fun for me, I love to intellectualize it.. and DO IT.

I’ve been lucky… callers share things with me whether it’s glimpses into their personal lives, or just their dirty fantasies. I consider myself fortunate to hear those “secrets”, and to get to talk to so many different people. It’s made me smarter beyond my years. I’ve never been one to expect or ask for tips and gifts… it’s just too tacky for me. Instead I just enjoy the time I spend on the telephone with each guy I talk to.

For the caller… being able to express your sexuality freely to a woman can be liberating… and definitely pretty naughty! I feel that I get to HELP people by providing this environment for them. It can be even better to talk to someone who has a genuine interest in you beyond just moaning in your ear too. I do not understand why more people aren’t able to openly discuss sex or masturbation, I guess I have become so open minded that I can’t understand an unwillingness to listen to someone else’s fantasies.

Sure, what I do for a living isn’t brain surgery, but I am answering my own calling… of the slutty variety. I just think and feel I am creating a positive karmic effect by making men happy. I have often wondered if there is a “horny bitch” heaven… and if so…. then I should have one big ass harp waiting for me there!

One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do anyway. I hope you see this.

He will see it. I know what a bastard he is… he stalks my site waiting for me every morning hehe. I know just how to sucker him in. whoohoo.

So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:

I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!

Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!

Now if you are as demented as me and need to see this… you can rent it online, or own it by clicking here –> Not the Bradys XXX

Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene amount of money on it. Business has been pretty good – what can I say?

I am now ready for the shopping excursion to get all new clothes for it. I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so I have a different one for each day. Each summer I purchase a new one, and retire one. This year I’m retiring a cute little purple one and I’ll try to replace it this weekend.

I love the way a bikini feels against my skin, and more importantly I love the attention I get from it. In real life I am somewhat normal – if you can believe that! I am not mega-slut for real, just on the internet lol. But I do love to see men inappropriately watching me when I am in my bikini. Wearing a bikini is almost like being naked in public and that appeals to my personal fantasy.

I always had what I have called my slight exhibitionist desire. I like the idea of sex in public and being watched, or being seen naked etc. Wearing a bikini is close to it, without breaking a law lol. In some ways I like the tease of it even more then full exposure. I can remember laying out in the sun on the beach about 2 years ago and some couple I didn’t know were nearby. The angle at which they were sitting allowed the husband (or boyfriend, whatever he was) to have a clear shot of my bikini crotch if I dared to open my legs. I’m sure you can guess that I did. I had to see if he noticed, and once I knew he noticed I didn’t do it again. I liked the idea of giving him a “little” and then taking it away.

Maybe this year I will “accidentally” flash some nipple slip to some poor unsuspecting husband. In any case… I cannot wait to get into my bikini, on the beach, and be a tease. Life is hard when your main focus is men. Poor poor me.

What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum?

I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and still hang up on me the second they are finished lol. Maybe they don’t want to linger so they can get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

So let me give you some choices my dear horny fellows:

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman

I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best with chicks that form better bonds with men over other girls. Rarely do I have a lot of girlfriends at once, never did, I always got along better with guys.

Now mind you, I am feminine… I am not a bully type of personality chick that people look at and wonder if I am a lesbian. You know the stereotype right? (joke) No, I am very feminine; however, my personality is more blunt, and often times other girls can’t handle the things I say. I am not one of those girls that tells her friend she looks great in blue if she looks like hell in it. Of if her boyfriend sucks then I say it. Girls hate that! I can’t help it! But it’s cool because I expect to be told the truth back.

So “asswipe” and I have this great friendship because she is a lot like me, never really enjoying the company of other females much. We’re not into talking about weddings, baby showers, and keeping up with the neighbors. In fact we laugh a hell of a lot and I think it’s because we just have a more crude sense of humor.

“Asswipe” actually doesn’t live near me boohoo… but we are planning this visit where she is going to come for a week and stay at my place early this summer. I am so looking forward to it because the weather is finally getting better around here to where you can take advantage of outdoor activities. I am not talking about planting flowers (like typical girls might) … I am talking about field parties with loads of drinking hehe.

I keep trying to talk “asswipe” into doing some calls with me. She’s remaining shy about it at this point, but I am going to keep up the pressure. (I hope she is not reading this and discovering my plot). If I can convince her… there could be lots of personal benefits involved….. all of them kinda lesbian-ish.

Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example.

The thing that is great about “R” is that we can laugh, we crack jokes, we exaggerate the roleplay, and crack up together the whole time. It’s cool when you can click in that way with someone. I support fun phone sex lol. I support humor.

“R” is extremely easy to please which is always a nice quality… but sometimes I like to see just how easy he is. On today’s call we decided that my female friend from work would be coming over for a quick lunch meeting with me. Of course there is my fantasy boyfriend with the nasty masturbation habit rubbing one out while I complain he is too much of a pervert. “R” laughs and laughs. I tell him …. “quick get out of here and do that in the bathroom like a normal man before my very innocent friend shows up”. He protests, he selfishly flings cum on my face. I act appalled. We laugh again. The doorbell rings. Oh my goodness I am in a panic because my sweet friend from work will be shocked at how kinky my man is. I open the door to let her in………

“R” is laughing and laughing with his normal enthusiasm and slapping away at his cock with intensity. I hear it “whack whack whack” in the background. He says, “Lynn… tell me what your friend is wearing”………..

I decide to find out just HOW easy “R” is to please now. We’ve known each other for about 2 years, we click, we have fun. I say…… “she’s dressed like Grimace… the purple guy from McDonalds”. (Ok queer but I wanted to see his reaction)

After “R” quit laughing hysterically… never missing a stroke….. he said “Ok cool… can she remove the mask though so I can squirt her in the face”?

I said….. “of course she can silly”. And so she did.

So my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our little anniversary this weekend. Its 2 years and counting. We have a nice solid mature relationship. I can count the arguments we’ve had and he’s never so much as raised his voice to me. We’ve got a lot in common. He’s great to me, I am the perfect little minx at home and the proper lady in front if friends. I’d say I was a lady in public… however, that’s not always true.

Take this past Saturday night for example; Saturday my man was busy with his work so I rang up the gal pal to hit up our favorite little drinking spot. I didn’t have to twist her arm… her hubby was on her nerves because he’s a lot more conservative than she is. She accepted my invitation with excitement. When we get together… there is trouble. Or at least usually Karaoke. Anyway….

I picked her up in my car and we drove to our place. Fixed our lipstick, got our drinks. My little admirer was there of course, a 21 year old college boy with great eyes and a perfect smile. He’s so damn cute and shy – just the way I like ‘em… which means he is corruptible. We’ve had this on going flirtation for quite awhile now and he is still too shy to blatantly hit on me. That’s cool, I’m a taken woman (I keep reminding myself) and I love a good tease. So that’s what I do… flirt and tease…. And almost dare him to make a move.

Did you ever drink Kamakazies? Oh my goodness they do go down smooth and easy. I like to drink, but I am not good at it and don’t do it often enough to have a good tolerance. Now my girlfriend on the other hand may have the goal of becoming a raging alcoholic… she can drink any guy under the table. In other words… soon we were dancing, singing loudly, falling over the place. You get the picture right?

Lucky for me I have my little admirer; he tries to keep me in line by being very protective. I think I freak him out a little because he is so shy. He was chasing me all over the place cleaning up the mess I kept making by spilling my drinks everywhere. Eventually it was time to slow it down, chill out, and sober up to drive home later.

I was a good girl yet again damn it. This guy is so sweet; I know I could take him home one night and totally do obscene things to him. He’s younger than me and I have this fantasy of being the “older woman” teaching the young anxious virginal guy. Anyway he is always so disappointed when I leave the bar. He looks so cute, like a little puppy dog with sad eyes. He knows I am involved with someone, so he’s always well mannered and polite.

When I got home I was in the horny state from all my flirtations and adding alcohol to my system just brings out my natural animal. I fucked my man silly and thought about my boy toy left at the bar who was probably home by now jerking off and thinking about me. At least that’s my hope. Maybe I’ll ask him next time I see him.

I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little get-a-way. She’s married so I guess her guy is on her nerves a little, mine really isn’t… but it’s still good to get out with your pals and party down once in a while. You have to refresh yourself sometimes and I like to do that often.

I’ve talked to a lot of new callers lately. One yesterday told me the site is the best he has ever seen. He also said he took some time to read my blog and appreciated that I was just down to earth. That’s cool… I like to think I am down to earth.

Another guy I talked to recently said he was EXTREMELY shy. I like that so I told him it was okay with me. The funny thing about shy callers is they usually warm up to me pretty quickly and easily. See… if you hadn’t noticed I am NOT shy lol…so I am not afraid to talk, or do most of the talking or leading. This guy warmed up quite nicely… he got comfortable or used to me and started to open up. The next thing you know and equal amount of dirty talking was flowing smoothly.

The moral of this story is this… sure you may be a little shy. In real life I can be occasionally too. (Though my friends may tell you different). Good phone sex works best if you just relax…. Ahhh big sigh. I take my time with shy guys… I won’t jump right in and sound like some phone sex commercial spewing forth moans and grunts. Nope, I am capable of a conversation and furthermore I WANT to interact a little bit with you. The best phone sex is always with someone you like… someone you feel comfortable with… hence the title of this post.

Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted sweater with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink lol. I got a pair of stretchy tight fitting jeans that sit low on my waist.

I did all this for New Years Eve – a time in which I intend to party my little heiny off. I will go out with some of my very best friends to drink shitloads of beer and shake my booty. I am a beer girl through and through…I do like Vodka but I don’t drink those foofoo sissy girlie drinks with umbrellas or fruit. I don’t drink often anymore, but when I do I pretty much wanna get wasted.

I’m a conservative type of person in general until you really get to know me. Maybe reserved is a better choice of words. But once you get to know me my wit comes across much clearer and so forth. I’m very ladylike I guess and well mannered in public for instance. But when I drink – I tend to totally drop my guard.

My best girlfriend and I drink alike. Does that make sense? Let me explain better. We grew up together, we learned to drink together, to sneak out of the house, and all the naughty things you do in school. We drink at the same identical pace. We have about the same tolerance level, and we get silly together at the exact same time. We also compete… who can be MORE obnoxious etc once we’ve hit the perfect buzz. We were very popular at frat parties or in bars a few years back. We’ve both settled down a wee bit… but every new years eve we get crazy again.

So all you perverts and casual surfers think of me tomorrow night about 11:45pm having to be picked up off the floor. I intend to party down. Don’t worry I won’t be driving! So you have a safe and Happy New Year too!!!!

My boyfriend was over last week one day and I was having some work done by a designer which he became aware of. (she did a great job on my blog didn’t she?) I don’t share much about the day to day work stuff with my boyfriend, and honestly he doesn’t care a whole lot about advertising, marketing, and web design.

He asked me if I ever write about him, and I said no I really didn’t. He told me that I should. I asked him, “Well honey what should I write”? He said very arrogantly that I should post about what a stud puppet he is.

It’s true I guess… he IS my little stud puppet. I like to put him to work a lot… men are supposed to do a lot of work you know. But the job is always my body. This past Sunday (yesterday) we decided to stay in bed pretty much all day for sex. We don’t see each other much during the week so we have lots of fucking to squeeze into the weekends. Saturday was some holiday thing we had to do, and that means we were not at my place banging that night. We saved it up for Sunday then.

Did you ever try to do that? Just stay in bed all day and fuck? I mean, basically you do have to get up to use the bathroom, and sometimes it’s because there is some cum stuck in your hair etc. You also do need to eat as well because good sex makes you hungry. And of course you must replenish fluids frequently. But the rest of your time is spent on sex. Sure, you do end up red and raw… but do you REALLY mind that? I don’t.

I am proud to share that my stud puppet was able to get his dong stiff 11 times yesterday. We did it predominately in bed, once on the floor. As you can see… it is true he is a stud. Now he can be happy when I tell him I posted about him.

Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”

Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!

Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.

I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.

I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.

Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……

One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.

To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?

He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.

What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.

When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it…. with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.

Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying Hello. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself because it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.

Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a PROCESS and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.

If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.

Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher….. she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.

Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.

Use your basic morals during your call. I know right….. that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and its something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then thats cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly…. it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.

Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.

Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.

Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.

To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to consider him number 19.

I’ll name this caller “J” for the purpose of this post. So “J” being a bit jaded from calling your less than personal style phone sex services said to me “Lynnea I’m blind and have been blind all my life. I hope it doesn’t scare you”. Apparently he has had past problems with operators.

I chuckled. I giggled. Then I told him about my other phone flirts groupies. He was stunned but not shocked he said. “J” said that what attracted him to call me was the text on my website. His reader program had a lot to do and he said he enjoyed the full display of my personality from the serious to the goofy side, from the professional to the witty side etc etc. I could on just to compliment myself as good as he did – but you get the point.

I liked that. The one thing I always wanted to get across is that I am a real girl which means there are many facets to my personality. I’m not constantly in the middle of doing sexy things. I’m not walking around the house in lingerie and high heels. Now, could you catch me fresh from the shower? SURE you could. But you may also catch me doing my yoga routine which is much less sexy… unless you can appreciate my flexibility

I am proud to say that I have many blind callers and they are devoted to me, which is a really cool thing. It can be a challenge, but I often end up describing the other senses more so in a fantasy with them… and they appreciate that. I am also proud to say that I’ve been able to turn them on with just simple words on a website too. So here is to you “J” … a great big sloppy wet kiss and anywhere that you want it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

Phone sex is an impulsive purchase in my opinion. It’s not something you plan out before you call. It’s usually not a purchase you make after months of deep thought. But I do want callers to sometimes stop and think a bit before they jump too.

I know my naughty callers occasionally try out other phone sex services. They always find their way back to Phone Flirts eventually, but there are so many options out there now — who wouldn’t shop around? There are many many services on the net — most are great businesses — and some are not. The phone sex industry really has no one regulating it that keeps us from “lying” or “falsely” advertising. So how can you be sure? Any special things you should do to be a smart phone sex shopper? Of course there are!

1. If you go to a site and write a phone number down — make sure you jot down the billing company name as well as the url. If a billing issue occurs you want to know exactly where you got that number from! Always contact the company immediately as most will fix mistakes quite easily. But you need to know where you got that number from to avoid a problem.

2. Look over the whole site carefully and make sure ALL your questions are either answered on it — or that they offer contact info for the owner. Do not just rely on the phone sex operator for answers. Operators can come along and disappear quickly — it’s always best that you know how to contact the actual owner in case of a problem. That’s not to say that there aren’t really good operators either…. It just means that you need to make sure you have all options available to you!

3. Pay close attention to the time you spend on the phone. It’s pretty easy to let your time over without even realizing it! Especially with your dick in your hand. Ask the operator at the end of the call what amount you have spent … especially if you pay per minute. Those minutes can stack up quickly, and you do not want a shock when you get your bill! Just remember that most billing occurs AFTER your call… just because you request 10 minutes of time doesn’t mean that is all that is used. It’s your responsibility as the customer to watch what you spend (after all it is your money)… but a good phone sex operator will be honest and keep you informed too.

4. Never forget that you are paying for the operators TIME… not just the dirty talk. This means if you talk about sex for 10 minutes and then the weather for 5 minutes that you may be charged for it. Don’t assume the operator’s time is ever free unless she tells you it is.

5. With the explosion of phone sex sites out there — try to stick with one that appears professional in what they SAY - and has been around awhile. New sites mean new owners/operators … that means the company MAY lack experience which may mean more errors. This is not a golden rule, but often the case.

6. Get a feel for the entire website. A good reliable business puts a great deal of effort into its website. It has good spelling, a decent design, is easy to navigate, has content and so forth. A cookie cutter type of site may indicate a lady or business is looking for “fast money”. There is no such thing as fast money — and a good business knows it! Hopefully you know that might be a risk to give your personally identifiable information to a person who is out to make fast bucks.

7. Find out HOW your info is stored! This is IMPORTANT. Is it inside a database and if so — is that database online somewhere? How many people SEE your info before it is billed? Is it shared among all the operators, even those you have never spoken to? Is your personally identifiable info EMAILED to anyone? Does the company employ safety precautions such as password protected databases, firewalls, and virus protection? Remember that if your info is on an operators computer — without protection, and her PC is hacked … your info is available for use from someone else. The “company” itself may be quite secure but the operator MAY not be. Question it!

8. Here is a good one. Ask yourself when reviewing a site — “what is the code of ethics here”. Look for some moral code, mission type statements, and simple business ethics. Look for a morality on the site in the way they do business. Having a dirty call is great… but the business side is important too. While it may not be overly obvious or stated in the way I mentioned it — there is usually a FEEL of it.

9. How open is the site? How inviting is the business? How much do you SEE about them? Hey, you are giving out your personal information — make sure they give YOU theirs too! You should know HOW they do business without having to ask. That also means that YOU as the customer needs to stop and read the each site carefully. Calling and asking an operator how they do things is important too but it should be done to verify what the site said.

10. While I understand the need and desire for online payment services in the phone sex industry … I’d like you to think them over before using them. 3rd party payment systems are often used and pay close attention… its means a 3rd party has your info. The danger with these online payment systems is that any lady can make a webpage and use an online payment service. It may NOT be a REAL registered business and that means they can be shut down easily. The likelihood of unethical practices are increased … meaning your info may not be safe etc etc. A genuine merchant account means a company has been clearly investigated by a bank. It means they must follow rules and they have a business plan etc.

11. Beware of operators who ASK for a tip or a gift. A tip or a gift should be completely optional as well as YOUR choice, and think of it like a restaurant or a hair salon– never going above 15-20% of what you have spent. Just use common sense. Whatever your fantasy may be — you are ultimately paying for the service already, if you are asked for more money or to buy gifts by the operator it really is an additional PAYMENT. A good business offers quality service with no hidden agenda or fees…. And if the operator is ASKING for more, or even implying you should pay more… then you have to ask yourself what YOU get for it. If you are the type of guy that WANTS to do it because you are generous – then great, go for it…. Just make sure it is your choice. I’ve received all sorts of gifts during my time in the industry from lingerie to DVDs, CDs, Books, and yes lots of monetary “tips”. But I always let the person decide if they want to, I don’t ask for it or hint at it. Maybe it’s just my personal opinion on the topic… but I never allow greed to interfere with my morals. If I was a waitress I wouldn’t ask either lol.

In summary, I have heard all sorts of horror stories about phone sex services, one girl services, and etc. Being on this side of the industry I’ve seen bad behavior take place often from operators and even owners. I could tell you all stories I’ve even witnessed and it would make you cringe! You as the customer also have to make sure you keep yourself in check too by being a smart phone sex shopper! Be cautious who you do business with, and always spend your money wisely.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Kisses,
Lynnea

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Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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The other thing for me and porn…. I prefer amateur style stuff. I can enjoy the other stuff too, but I’d rather watch people who aren’t perfect looking. Amateur babes without big fake looking boobs is just plain hotter to me. I like real looking people with some flaws and then I like to watch them fuck. Let me see a teensy bit of seduction and undressing then get at it. I like to watch undressing…. I dunno why, I just do.

One of the things about porn that most people have to agree about but rarely discuss is the “joke” to it. I think any porn fan has to admit to it, we have all sometimes rented DVDs to laugh at more than to get turned on by. Oh, believe me, I am not saying the movie won’t end up turning you on too, but sometimes we rent them due to the humorous titles.

Sometimes the titles are so hilarious, that it just wants to make you see it. Or perhaps I am the only chick in the world that has such a warped sense of humor? Nooo I CAN’T be the only one. I had to present you with my current favorite titles and see if you think they are as hilarious as I do. I put them into my rental queue; I have to see them.

Poop Chute Pumpers and Shit Hole Lickers
Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt
Soft Taco with Sour Cream
My Ass is Haunted

If you have seen them you have to contact me and tell me how you liked them. I can’t decide which to rent first!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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For some reason the word REAL in phone sex pisses people off. You know – it’s a FANTASY its not real blah blah blah… that’s what they say. As if I am a moron uh huh. And I agree yes – to a certain extent. Phone sex is kind of like a great adventure… an exploration where you can make it be anything you want. Yet phone sex with me is real on some levels too. Shall I explain it?

It’s me Lynnea – the girl you talked to last year, or last week, or yesterday. Nobody else is pretending to be me. It’s really Lynnea each and every time you call.

I suck at acting so I prefer to be real…… as in realistic. I don’t make up stories of gang bangs,…. unless I’ve done it or fantasized about it. I am myself and I don’t claim to have blown 45 guys in a bathroom stall if I haven’t. Can I do a fantasy like that – hell yeah. But I won’t try to convince you of things that I am not. Instead I’ll be real. I will just be my little ole normal self without putting on a flamboyant show.

I’m not a “poor” little girl that is desperate for money, calls, or going to ask for presents/tips either. I make pretty damn good money doing phone sex baby. Yes, even with my cheap rates too. I’m real about it…. I won’t play helpless because I’m just not helpless. Besides I happen to find self sufficient intelligent PEOPLE that know how to take care of themselves to be far sexier and to be more real.

I talk to my callers in a real way. I use common sense, understanding, my personality, and a sense of fun in all my conversations. In other words I talk to my callers the same way I might talk to any guy in a bar that I would be flirting with for real.

I have a real life too. I do laundry, I go on vacations, sometimes I may get the flu, and yes I eat dinner too. I lead my real life on weekends for instance and that’s why I take them off away from the phone. I’m not afraid or ashamed to say those things to callers. It’s my real life stuff – I happen to be more than just a phone operator. Do you get what I mean?

I’m reliable in a real way. I don’t change my schedule 50 times without notice to my callers. I don’t vanish for days or weeks on end. I don’t often take off during the hours I work. Nope, I commit to the hours you can reach me – I get real about it… and do my personal stuff on my own time. After all baby I am running a real business here so I need to be really committed to it.

I’m real too because I know what I am good at and what I’m not. Here is a for instance – I suck at doing a harsh dominant fantasy. I just am not mean enough perhaps or I’m not comfortable behaving in a way that doesn’t feel like me. I don’t find myself to feel sexy in that role. I don’t advertise or promote myself in any way that resembles that role either because I know it’s not my thang. I often reject those calls sending them to someone that I know can fulfill their interests if they are not my cup of tea – why would I want to disappoint someone else or myself? I’d rather be real with that guy and let him know our interests aren’t connecting.

So in conclusion, I am real. I’m a real live girl with real thoughts, emotions, experiences, and desires. I try to treat my callers are real too… sure you could be my 11th call for the day, but you won’t be feeling that way

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I love the game of flirting with a guy and “N” totally appreciates it. He tells me my voice makes his cock melt in his hands. I’ve never actually gotten to see that, but I suspect he is being honest from the moaning that comes down the telephone line. It sure as hell sounds like he sprung a cum leak.

“N” has a little kink for stockings, panties, and thongs. Being the lingerie slut that I am, I know how to tease him to hell and back. So I seduce him often, not often enough for my tastes because he really is a sweet baby doll. But I take what I can get.

Today was interesting though. See “N” is taking a few college courses and he was chatting to me online from the computer lab at his school. You know….. where lots of other people were around him, so it wasn’t possible for him to beat his meat off. I totally flirted and teased with him. To make matters worse I sent him a short dirty video clip of me that he obviously could not download at school. He protested for a whole 3 seconds I think. He liked it, the tease, the waiting…. knowing full well he won’t be able to watch my video clip until late tonight after his busy day. I, of course, knew this as well. But it didn’t stop me, it never stops me, it only encourages me.

I have to admit it, I like knowing poor “N” will be horny the rest of his day wondering about that little clip. Oh, and it’s good one too I might add. I wonder how long after he arrives home tonight that he will jerk off to it? I know he’d better email me with all the sordid sticky details.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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It’s a fetish I find luscious because it’s about me being in control but without all that harsh domination stuff. I prefer to use my girlish attitude, my sexy style, and my whiskey honey voice to control panty boys through teasing and denying them. Because I honestly do have a huge panty collection it’s easy to describe the different styles I do really wear. I can hear their mouths watering. HUGE turn on for me.

I have one caller who shall of course remain nameless that talks casually to me for a few minutes and then he tries to guess what color panties I have on. See, I am kind of a fashion freak and I believe that when we wear certain colors and those colors reflect our moods. For me, it’s the color of my panties not everything I else I’m wearing. I carefully select the pair I will wear for each day, and sometimes even my preference for the style changes too.

So this caller that guesses the color…. Well he has been a regular customer for a few years now, since I started out in the business actually. His particular fetish doesn’t just include my under things. He likes for me to decide if he gets to cum or not. I always like to keep him guessing until the last minute of his time and it’s kind of a twisted little sex game for us. We both have a blast. He’s gotten to know me pretty well, and a lot of the things I have in my panty drawer. He’s become quite good at it, detecting from my mood what color I have on. It’s impressive!

You know, sometimes I’m wearing pink panties, and they can be any shade of pink. Usually that’s a sign I’m feeling very girlish and feminine. Or perhaps black panties are what I’ve got on… and clearly they mean I’m feeling like the sensual seduction queen. You get the picture? Well let me throw this into the mix then…. strips seem to make me a little meaner and almost always I have to deny him an orgasm. Since he became privy to that one… I had to throw him some curve balls at times just to mix it up.

Is there a moral or point to my panty story? Nope not really. It’s mindless babbling from a dirty panty princess I guess. Though, perhaps, it could spark a new idea for you on our next call. Or maybe it will just get your interest and cock up enough to call me for the first time. Beware if I’ve got on those striped ones though…. They seem to make me very naughty!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I stay quiet. I say nothing. I’m not giving the secrets that I know away. Nope. I want to keep the knowledge that I have. I know the reality. I just understand men better because I am a phone sex operator. I’m fortunate… not only do I get to talk about smut all day, but I get the truth from guys too.

I’ve talked about it extensively with my callers. I know that men never stop tally whacking. They do it their entire lives and furthermore they LIKE it. I’ve got callers who range in age from 21 all the way up to one horny perv I talk to that is 81. And you would think that the 81 year old would do it less often … but he tells me he doesn’t. I know what a freak he is…. So I believe him when he says it. Even guys that are getting hot steamy adventurous sex are still auditioning the finger puppets quite often.

Masturbation as one caller told me… is kind of like releasing a pressure value. All that testosterone builds up and it must explode, so hey it is a biological need. I agree with those that ,but more than that is the fact that masturbation can relieve tension too.

I always call it a mini vacation. Sounds funny perhaps, but basically that’s what it is. You just escape reality for a short time and give in to pleasure. I mean firstly we all deserve that once in a while, but it’s also healthy to take a little break from reality too. Masturbation is something we give ourselves, a gift, because we can be purely selfish and not have to worry about working hard to get somebody else off. And unless you call me – nobody else even has to know about it. All you have to do to take a masturbation vacation is just open your pants, close your eyes, and rub one out.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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From being in the sun so much at the beach, and at home here too - my hair has gotten quite blonde. Sometimes I put a little lemon in it, which of course helps the process along. I do love being a blonde. I can attract attention from my blonde locks. The lighter the locks the more attention I seem to attract. Of course it’s intentional.

Ok guys [insert dumb blonde joke here] Does it make me a bubble head? Ummmm sometimes…. but only in extremely adorable ways. Am I superficial and stereotypical blonde who only cares about sex, flirting, teasing, and looking good all the time? Well… maybe sometimes.

Ok on to some phone sex talk. I’ve got this caller that I will call “P”. When he first started calling me he was a phone sex virgin and I always appreciate that. He was willing to learn, to explore, and to talk to me so that he knew I understood him. I like the virgin to phone sex; I popped his cherry and taught him some new tricks. Now we talk and masturbate together weekly. Over time we’ve gotten to know one another quite well which means we know one another’s sounds of intensity. I know when he is about to cum, and he seems to enjoy listening to me cum for him. And the main thing is…… he REALLY likes blondes he said. Lucky me!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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This is going to be a boring post for something that expects me to shock them with lurid sex tales from a trampy phone sex operator. Today I was thinking about passion.

See when I was in high school I had that typical “sweetheart” relationship. I’m normal what can I say? We were sooo in love and could spend hours just kissing. We kissed in the backseat of our friend’s car, we kissed until our jaws were sore. We got detention multiple times for tonsil hockey sports in the halls.

I went to a large school too; I had a large graduating class so there were many kids that you just never even knew. To this day I can meet someone….. a guy, a girl, and just have casual conversation that causes us to discover we graduated together. And the next comment is always “Oh I know who you are.. you dated Blankity Blank because I always say you two sucking face in the hall”. I have to laugh about it now, but we were very hot for each other and we had passion.

In general I am a passionate person. I feel things deeply, I defend what I believe in passionately, and yes I still love to kiss with passion. Kissing is such a sensual act and there are so many ways to do it that can set the tone and mood for sex. A soft wet tongue tickling mine, swirling in my mouth, flicking around…… it’s literally delicious.

Kissing is a prelude to fucking and it tells you a lot about how the other person is going to fuck. Sloppy and aggressive? Or Juicy and soft? I’ll have both please with a side order of hard and deep. Can I have some passion sprinkled on that order too?

Well all this talk about passionate kisses has me feeling a little too frisky. Better stop while I can still contain my urges for the next unsuspecting caller.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Damn! It got hot here real fast. Last week it was chilly then BAM summer hit. It’s damn hot already… and I am talking unable to breathe, body smacking sweaty sex hot. Did I say that?

I am a princess, I admit it. I have my central air on and turned down to 70 degrees baby. I like my condo nipple peaking cool. I don’t know how people live with out it. What girl wants to sweat? I’m too feminie to sweat lol.

Man sweat on the other hand is kind of hot….. in that same power fucking, body smacking kind of way. I love to see men in the neighborhood mowing the grass with no shirts on and their skin kind of glistening. I may not be anxious to smell them… but I turn my head to look at that gorgeous glow.

So anyway my neighbor was doing that today, he must have had the day off work and decided to mow his lawn. He is this married dude, kind of quiet, always polite. But I have caught him on several hundred or so occasions leering at me while I wash my car or get some sun on my deck. I know what he is thinking, hell I make sure he is thinking it.

Today though while he was mowing the lawn I saw him get too sweaty. He had to take off his tee shirt and tuck it into his back pocket. His skin was a little shiny and I just sat at the window watching him. Yummy. I know he saw me at least for a good minute. I figured I owed him a good leering and today he got it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Hello to my fellow Star Wars geeks. I have to publicly say that I got tons of email after my last post about the movie. Ok so it seems there are many horny SW geeks that enjoyed my brief comments and they all wanted to chat lol. Let me state for the record that I saw the film twice within that first weekend and I will probably see it a third on the big screen. The DVD will play weekly for awhile on my surround sound system. It’s awesome.

One of the reasons it was awesome was due to a very short 60 second scene involving one of the lead characters. His name is Hayden Christensen and he plays Anakin. For a whole 30-60 seconds I got to see him with his shirt off and he is now a man for sure with that chest. Hummmmm I got a little sweaty in the theatre witnessing that beauty. I decided to add him to my celebrity TO DO LIST.

See, I have this list of Hollywood hunks… mainly just actors that I find totally hot and I want TO DO. Yes, I mean I want to do it to them, I want to fuck them all senseless. I’ve just added innocent young Hayden whom I intend to do unspeakable things to in my fantasy. I would do things with him that would cause him to never look his own mother straight in the eyes again out of shame. Hehe. I am sweating again right now.

If you are intrigued about my TO DO LIST, I’ve been considering putting the whole list on the site just for fun. Then if Hayden or anyone else on it should see… they can call me to make arrangements. Hey, a girl has to dream….. and fantasize a lot to be in the phone sex business right?

It’s true; I annoy my boyfriend with this list. It’s always growing and he rolls his eyes at me. I can’t help being so perverted that I am incapable of watching pretty much any Movie or Television show without finding some guy in it to be fuck-able. It’s a cross I must bear and a soaked pair of panties I must wear.

Oh and Hayden, call me as soon as you see this.

Well this week the new Star Wars comes out and yes, I’ll be there. I’ve been counting down the days… hell I’ve been counting down the last 3 years actually. You see it’s true and I have to admit to it. I am a total Star Wars geek. I love the films, I collect some of the toys, I know all trivia, and I have seen each film hundreds of times. I am the only chick I know that’s such a fan and I am hoping it means I’m just cooler than most girls lol. I don’t know why or even how I became such a huge fan… maybe it’s the fact that Darth Vader resembles my vibrator? I do have this long black smooth one that I like quite a bit. Or maybe it’s these young hot men dueling with big light sabers that gets me going. Maybe it’s just the adventure and the excitement. Whatever it is I know I will be there on Thursday with a big bag of popcorn ready to be entertained.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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If you want to get to know my personality before you call then please read the bio I wrote about myself. In fact you can read many things on this site that I have written myself. I think it’s a great way to get a good solid sense of my personality. I know myself pretty well, I don’t claim to be things that I am not, and I know it comes out pretty clearly on the site too! That is the best way to know whether or not you’ll like me!

If you are a little to shy to call right away, then drop me an email and introduce yourself to me. I answer all my own messages and I’ll be happy to write back to someone who has taken the time to send me a well thought out message. I can also answer questions that you have that way too.

If you have questions about the way my phone sex service runs or any service for that matter….. review the website closely first. Many questions are probably answered there, but if they are not then formulate your questions in your mind and simply call. Be direct and clear with what you need to know about how the business is run; and I am happy to answer you! If you want to know how the billing is done for example, then I will briefly explain it out.

Phone sex is an interaction conversation between 2 people; you and me. So hopefully we can both be open-minded and in gear to talk. Take your time and be calm when you speak with me.. try not to be nervous. Tell me about yourself, the things that turn you on, and I will do the same. You can be open and honest with me too which makes the whole thing just a bit more interesting!

Be pro-active by telling me what you want out of your call because that’s the best way to get it. I can’t read minds, and I am not a good guesser. If you can state it clearly then I’ll understand you, your fantasy, and be able to deliver it!

During your personal call with me if I should venture into an area that you dislike or feel uncomfortable about… then please speak up. You won’t offend me! My goal is to see to it that you get a good quality service and have fun in doing so.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Just got off the phone with an old caller of mine that I had not heard from in awhile. It was great to hear his cute but sexy voice again; but even better was the orgasm I just had.

R is a very sensual type of guy and kind of into voyeurism and masturbation… the same way I am. When you are into those two things together, your fantasies are easier to experience in your real life too. That simply means that we both have stories to tell from our normal everyday lives that include masturbation and being a voyeur.

First “R” told me a story about the first time that he masturbated with a woman watching him. I pretty much let him tell me the story in his own way and just listened closely. Then it was my turn. I told him about the first time I watched and was watched.

For me personally, that first time experience was quite intense. I am sure it has always peppered my mutual masturbation experiences. It left a very dirty mark on me permanently that runs very deep. Even to discuss that experience with someone else gets me turned on. And today was no exception.

In some ways it could be a silly or a simple story. It’s not full of phone sex operator shock-a-rama junk. It is just a very real and realistic story that is personally my own. And it affects me on a personal intimate level. It gets me hot to talk about it…. plain and simple

So back to my phone call again, “R” was turned on and leaking pre-cum. I could hear him stroking. I had to remove my drenched panties and get out my handy dandy vibrator. The rest is a pretty sticky history. I had to wash my hands. I had to wipe the seat of the chair off. “R” was covered in goo. But it was all worth it!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I have a caller that I will name “E” for the purposes of this post. We’ve been doing calls for a while and he is rather quiet but always comes up with a delicious fantasy for me that he sends by email. After I read it, we act it out, and I run the show. He must have a fetish for college sorority girls with snotty attitudes. I play it well and find it to be a blast … maybe because I always dreamed of being a total cock tease and sorta snotty about it lol. I don’t know why I’m good at it or why I like it, but I do. I’m not into domination in the sense where I have to be mean or behave like a bitch. I’m just not that type of personality … unless you’ve really annoyed me. I like a “fun” sort of edge to it, I’m sarcastic and witty, and I like something where I can laugh without having to degrade someone in a vicious way. I’m a natural born tease and that rhymes with sleaze doesn’t it? hmmm maybe that means something? In any case “E” and I had a blast on our call tonight while I used my feminine wiles on him and told him he wasn’t good enough to fuck me like a little snob. I’m sure “E” will have another little variation next week of how I will sensually torture him into desperation. I will look forward to it!

In case you are curious … business is booming like crazy! It’s been so busy the last month that my voice is even getting rusty at the end of my nights! I kid you not … we have had a 38% increase in business and last Monday we have the busiest day of the year thus far. I actually never got to eat lunch or dinner that day with all the calls. Not a good thing since I felt a little crummy the next day, but I made a point to take good care of myself.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

Well I had a very hot and sexy call today. The east coast has been coated in snow and cold weather and today I had multiple Massachusetts calls, one guy was new and I will call him “D”.

“D” told me he really hated tacky phone sex ads and he saw that our site was “friendly” and personable. He also said he read all my stuff and felt that my brand of teasing would suit his fantasy perfectly.

His fantasy was essentially a pretty simple one, about a sensuous striptease. The catch, he said was that it must be detailed, vivid, and sincere. I told him to just relax lol, he was in good hands. I don’t have to “act” that out…. It oozes from me in a genuine way because it IS who I am. It’s my style, my personality, and definitely what turns me on.

His fantasy was EASY to me because it was basically just a description of what I normally would do in that situation. Now, just because it was EASY to me, didn’t mean I felt it was boring or something. The exact opposite actually. I found it to be quite a turn on. I loved the way he reacted as I described each movement, the whole scene, and his reactions. I love that… impulsive natural masturbation reactions!

I couldn’t help it… all that heavy sexy breathing and the quiver in his voice got me wet. What can I say? What could I do? I HAD to get my vibrator out… the nice quiet one so it didn’t distract me with loud lawn mower buzzing sounds. I slipped out of my levi’s without skipping a word. I sat back on my bed and let that tingly buzz do it’s job on my clit. My caller blew his wad… and I made him wait the few extra minutes I needed until I came. A happy ending for all.

I like porn, so I like watching porn dvd’s and so forth. I just rented this wicked old film recently and found it to be something a bit different than your typical stuff. I thought I’d offer a little word of mouth advertising for it.

Cafe Flesh
The movie is dated roughly 1982 or so. The plot is that a nuclear apocalypse has hit the world and people become categorized into two different groups: The Sex Negatives and The Sex Positives.

The Sex Positives are actually the minority and they are forced to perform on stage live sex acts for all the Sex Negatives to watch them in complete frustration. The lead characters are a married couple that are Sex Negative… or so we think. But one of them is lying and debating whether nor not to admit to the truth.

The main themes involved in the story are frustration, betrayal, control, and inadequacy. All of the sex scenes are fairly brief and to the point while done with real looking people rather than perfect looking actors. It even contains some musical and dream like sequences.

This is a XXX feature but someone told me that you can also get an R Rated version that played to mainstream audiences back in the day. I’m not certain that is accurate info though. Of course I would recommend the XXX version… though it’s still not quite as hardcore as most other porn videos are. What made this film so cool to me was that it had a storyline beyond the pornography, and yet it’s a story that couldn’t be told in any other way. It made you THINK.

Sure it’s like any other tacky old 80’s movie, supposedly futuristic in a hilarious kind of way… but it’s also extremely artistic and creative. I don’t see it as the type of porn that’s going to turn you on to the point of masturbation because you’ll actually end up interested in the plot. How often can you say that about a dirty movie? You’ll want to watch it the whole way through in one sitting…. to absorb it.

I love the taste of a man’s cum. I always swallow sperm what can I say. Of course I am in a committed relationship and yes that does make a difference. I wanted to share a few reasons why I swallow cum, and why I like it.

1. It’s neater than spooging on a tissue or having to wipe it up!
2. It lets my man relax and just release without thinking or any worries.
3. It shows my man I totally accept him in every way.
4. There are no calories in a man’s spunk.
5. My boyfriends cum is sweet tasting probably due to his healthy lifestyle.
6. My boyfriend is a deep shooter; spraying it normally down my throat anyway… which means it’s very little effort for me to chug it down.

I actually read website that teach you all these different techniques to avoid the taste of cum. But I don’t mind it at all and really never did. I can only think of one sexual partner I had that had some bitter semen. Besides I think sex is about all of our senses.. that means I want to TASTE him as well. Plus the biggest reason of all to swallow my man’s load is because he likes it. I think sex is about pleasing your partner.. and I love it when he is happy because he reciprocates it by licking my pussy until I am happy too

Many of my callers already know that I have a pretty cool boyfriend. Basically though, he is new to this whole phone sex thing. Our relationship isn’t that old so I waited for awhile before I told him what I did. He was cool about it - being an opened minded guy.

Now the cool thing about our relationship is that we give each other space. I like my space and my freedom. He is a work-a-holic (though he doesn’t have the same fringe benefits with his job as I do) so he remains pretty busy on his own during the week. This of course allows me time for my calls and my naughty masturbation habit. However, it also means that he isn’t around when I do calls so he isn’t exposed to it in any way… for better or worse.

The question I always get is… does he know about it if you mastubate? Well, we essentially had a “do not ask” and “do not tell” policy until recently. I admitted to it. I told him a few stories about things I’ve done on calls, and I told him how I liked masturbation in general. So don’t you want to know what his reaction was now? It totally turned him on of course. He thought it was naughty and kind of cool.

So now my new goal is to get him to fuck me while I do a call. Or maybe eat my pussy while I am trying to talk to some poor unsuspecting guy. I always wanted to do that and my previous relationship made that impossible as it was a long distance one. So I am working on him, trying to get him interested. I think it would be damn hot… he is a little nervous about it though. He says he isn’t into other guys and would feel funny talking, like he’d rather remain quiet. I’m not sure that would work. Besides I also feel that lurking in every man and woman is a tiny voyeur button just begging to be pushed. I think if I could convince him to do it once that he’d loosen up.

So you never know… one day I just may succeed…..

Did you hear on TV or read somewhere about the whole big split between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Who cares right? Not me, not until I heard it was all due to Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie!

Can you imagine it? Two of the hottest people on this planet were having phone sex! I’d do them BOTH in real time and over the phone. I thought it was so cool! Angelina is gorgeous and of course Brad Pitt can do me doggie style anytime he feels like it.

So guys - if you call a phone sex service and yet somehow think you are a loser for it… think again! For gods sake if Brad Pitt does it then I’d say it’s perfectly ok for you to do it too. lol.

I get to party down and dirty with guys that I would not meet in any other way.

I like men; I like to flirt, to tease, and even to be kinky.

I get the pleasure of working from home where I can be comfortable and can be myself without conforming to anybody else’s rules.

I get to be honest. In some way talking on the telephone with “strangers” allows me to speak with honesty about sex, porn, fantasies, and hell….. any other subject we (you and me) choose to talk about.

I get to have fun. Everyday is like a party when I get to laugh, chat, and talk to guys!

I get a ton of sex… sure it’s phone sex but it’s also safe sex. I can phone bone all day long and never put my ‘life” at risk.

I’m creative and I get the chance to be creative in new ways all the time!

I swear and use foul language too much anyway. I treat it like an art form. But hey what the fuck… now I get paid for it.

It never gets boring. Not talking to new guys all the time with new creative fantasies!

Even the crank calls entertain me. I have fun “out doing” the crank callers. Beware of my rape whistle you wankers!

I am a sexually driven girl. I’m young and want to have a good time. Sure I have real time relationships…. But this is my sideline private dirty secret.

I believe masturbation is healthy, pleasurable, and relieves tension. I also believe that you can’t give yourself too much pleasure.

I like phone sex. Call me weird, but I like it. I liked it before I started getting paid for it too.

Some people do not enjoy or understand phone sex. They don’t “get it” and think of it as a way to replace regular sex. It’s not…. it’s an enhancement to masturbation, but in no way can it ever replace the real deal. But that’s ok - because it shouldn’t be your intention to replace regular real time sex with a partner. Phone sex is really just another way to masturbate!

Phone Sex is just another aide for jerking off….. except that it’s really about your ears. You get turned on by the sound, a story, or maybe from a role play scenario about a fantasy you’ve had all your life. In a roleplaying game for instance you might act out a fantasy character through experiences ….. and it’s essentially the same thing in phone sex. Perhaps you want an erotic fantasy described in graphic detail to you, like a story. The cool part about phone sex is that you can actually tap into another person’s imagination. Together 2 people can build a shared fantasy rich in smut, dirty talk, and in perverse detail.

I have seen, heard, or even spoken to women who take it personally that their husband or their boyfriend has called a phone sex service before. I don’t understand why you would assume phone sex is any different than watching a dirty movie - or even jerking off to a magazine. Those are things that enhance masturbation and phone sex is basically like an erotic story told rather than being written. Men who do like phone sex tend to be guys with deep imagination, and also men who appreciate language, voices, and personality. I see them as guys who like me (I’m always talking about myself you know) on the whole: they like the total package which means as a rule that is also how they view women. I think that’s a good thing.

Phone sex is different from a movie or magazine in the fact that you receive and “interaction” and “reaction” from another person. But the interaction isn’t nessesarily a personal one on an intimate level. It’s more about the melding of dirty minds verses hearts or bodies. You can mentally and verbally interact about a subject that most people do not even dare discuss - masturbation. So it can be quite exciting to just sit back and discuss it with someone, in particular a stranger. With a telephone conversation you can say anything; you can even exaggerate your story to suit your fantasy, you can just discuss sex, or you can completely roleplay out a desire. But best of all phone sex is safe sex - no physical contact is made, no disease, no pregnancy, and it can be casual. So while “interaction” takes place - it’s on a nice safe level.

Another positive about paying for phone sex with a service…. You could say that you “get what you pay for”. You sure as hell don’t want a SHY girl - you want a babe that isn’t afraid of saying nasty dirty words - and a phone sex operator is kinda comfortable with it. Plus by buying a service for phone sex - you are also buying PRIVACY. As a rule phone sex operators aren’t going to invade your life. We know and understand why a guy calls - we accept it and aren’t really seeking gifts or marriage proposals. You don’t have to worry about us becoming a “Fatal Attraction” type of relationship… you simply are purchasing our time for a little innocent naughty fun.

Phone Sex is safe sex. You can have as many partners as you want and act out every dirty fantasy that has ever entered into your mind - and never have to worry about diseases. You can be a stud, you can be a womanizer, you can be shy… you can be just about anything you want to be on the telephone.

There will always be people who do not “get” what phone sex is about. But then, maybe they’ve never tried it. Imagination is always key because the biggest sex organ is really the mind not genitals.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

Being a phone sex operator has been an extremely fun and exciting job for me. But it’s also much more than a job too; it’s also a learning experience. I’m in an environment where I have the chance to discuss all the things that are taboo, the things you could never discuss at the dinner table or in mixed company. I’ve learned a lot of things about men, about masturbation, and about secret fantasies.

I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator that we should not be ashamed of masturbation. Right now, somewhere in the world thousands of people are rubbing one out as you read this. I get calls 24 hours per day, even though I can’t physically do them all myself - I always know someone out there is ready to “get off”.

I’ve learned that masturbation is a desire that’s best given into. Sometimes as humans we need to cum at the darnedest of times. Sexual passion; whether with a partner or as a simple animal urge, needs to be nurtured. Even in times of crisis our bodies crave to be touched.

I’ve learned that masturbation is a “cure” for many ailments including exhaustion, mental clarity, boredom, and loneliness. Sometimes we just need to explode in orgasmic fantasy pleasure so we can get our minds focused back in reality. We use it as a form of escape and it releases tension.

I’ve learned that having kinky fantasies usually mean you are intelligent and have a great imagination. Often our fantasies are rich in detail while designed to titillate a long drawn out “jerk off” session. Fantasy is normal, healthy, and a lack of it can make life pretty boring.

I’ve learned that I like men even more than I thought I did when I started! I found out many interesting and intriguing things about the male psyche. I consider myself lucky to learn how to better relate to guys in my own personal life through this experience.

I’ve learned that I like to talk. I learned that I like people. I learned that it’s not easy to run a business. And mainly, I learned that I like phone sex a whole fucking shitload!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

I had a nice brand new caller yesterday. He told me he liked my website because of the language I used. So of course I pressed the issue as to what he meant. He said the website SPOKE to him like a normal person might speak to him, without insulting his intelligence. He said that I came across as a real person rather than a corporate product.

I love it when a caller understands the method to my phone sex madness. It shows me that I am doing things the right way because I am attracting the right people. I am having fun doing my so-called job. It is a job because I must be professional in certain ways such as how I present myself to you. But I am also a real person that enjoys having a good time. I really do like what I do and I feel it shows!

I just happen to feel that FUN is sadly ignored in the phone sex business. Like those ads that you see in magazines or on late night TV. The come across as so serious and robotic rather than making it a personal experience. And based on what you naughty guys tell me, that is what the experience is often like too. Even the majority of the millions of phone sex sites out there subscribe to the theory of using cliche’s.

I just can NOT do things that way. I wouldn’t want to either; I like it that I approach everything with the fun in mind.

Well I just thought I would shoot out a quick message today so that I can wish everyone a Happy Holiday season. Have some fun! It gets pretty busy around here so I don’t always have the time to write in my diary as often as I would like to. But I know you forgive me. Kisses from Lynnea!

The autumn was incredibility busy this year, and it flew past super fast! Business is great and we did some expanding etc. So here we are already at the end of November and the whole Holiday Season. I’ve gotten a few gifts already from a few callers too. Some guys are sweet enough to remember little ole me, and care enough about me to even WANT to send me something. I won’t take much, I encourage them to make me something. For instance one of my callers is a musician. He’s sent me a few CD’s before and this year it’s one specifically with Holiday music. Another caller of mine, knows what a huge geek I am for Buffy The Vampire Slayer and he sent me a CD that he burned of the musical episode that I got today. I had it playing away for a bit this afternoon. Those are the gifts I like best – the ones that really cost very little yet they are “special”, “intimate”, and very personal. I guess that’s the way I like my phone sex too now that I think about it!

I was exceptionally horny today. For no apparent reason. My boyfriend came over at about 10:30pm after I was done with my calls for the night. He is usually here all weekend, but he had to work Saturday from 9am-1pm as he was moving his office. So Normally I get a good morning bone, but not this week since he had to leave. I was disappointed but I distracted myself with chores. When my man got back from all the moving, he was sweaty. I love a sweaty manly man — but alas he was very tired so he went right into the shower. Again I felt cheated … so while I listened to the water run in my shower I whipped out my handy dandy vibrator. I removed my jeans and just slide my panties to the side and rubbed my puffy clit with the setting on high. Suffice to say I came in minutes — all before he was even done in the shower. The good news is I know he will fuck me soon; probably after dinner. Just thought I’d post this so that you naughty boys could read it fresh … just after I’ve cum.

My girlfriend and I have been best friends since before we were teenagers. When you first start to party and drink alcohol in high school, you can’t really handle the booze. So you act obnoxious, loud, and maybe even a little crazy. I’m grown up and older, past the age of the college constant partying. But put me, my best friend, and a pitcher of beer in a bar… and all hell breaks loose. Yes, it’s true, I admit it. When we go out together and start drinking we go right back into our crazy behavior just like we did in school. We flirt, we get loud, and we are for certain obnoxious. Sometimes we dance on pool tables, sometimes we spill beer all over ourselves, and sometimes we dance while grinding together. The next day we always talk on the phone to rehash what we did the night before. We can laugh for hours through our hangovers. But that’s what makes a Saturday night great isn’t it? Everyone needs a break and a good party once in a while! I’m going out tonight with her – and there is sure to be some trouble!

We have this fantastic specialty bakery near our condos and they serve the best coffee. Every morning I stop there bright and early for a hot cup. It’s best in the winter of course, because the whole place just warms you up with delicious smells of baked breads and sweet rolls. In the summer it’s extremely hot in there due to the ovens. I shudder what people go through in the hot afternoons.

Anyway since it can still be pretty humid in the summer to be stepping into a warm place like that, I must wear very little clothes. Today when I went in I had on cut off shorts which do run rather small and a little black tank top with spaghetti straps that reveal my bra straps. I might slip on a normal pair of tennis shoes and just grab my wallet and car keys. Usually business men and women are the ones grabbing a cup of java in the morning, so I sort of stand out in my “dressed down” clothes.

Today this extremely good looking business man was in front of me. I had never seen him in there before. He was well groomed and well dressed in his suit. Normally I am more attracted to a guy in jeans, a more rugged look; but this one was so attractive and even smelled great. He didn’t seem to pay much attention to me beyond a glance he gave me when I stepped in line. But I kept checking HIM out, I sort of shifted my positions several times to see him better lol. I think I may have been a little too obvious that I was ogling him.

When the cashier went to ring him up he said, “Please include the lovely lady’s order behind me also.” And so he paid for my coffee. I stood there until he got his change and thanked him. He said and I quote, “no thank YOU, it’s a pleasure to buy coffee for such a naturally gorgeous young lady.”

What a way to start my morning off right! A hot guy, a hot cup of coffee, and a fresh pair of panties soiled already! Turn me on with compliments and I can’t help it if I drip like a faucet. lol

When I talk to many of my sexy callers, we often end up in a discussion about the phone sex industry. Sometimes they tell me horror stories of experiences they have had calling for phone sex. Sometimes they tell me nice stuff too!

I had a very long call and a long conversation with a fairly new caller. I consider someone new that I’ve only spoke to for a few months. (once I know you very well then I call you OLD hehe). He told me that he was never going to call another service aside from Phone Flirts, and I probed him for the reasons. I am still certain he was exaggerating a bit… or maybe perhaps I am just too humble. But I felt like sharing some of the things I spoke about with him today because I think it gives anyone who reads our phone sex blog some things to think about. Mainly, of course, we want you thinking about US….. being bent over, laying naked on our backs, etc etc etc.

He said: Once day I called you and you told me you would love to do a call with me, but asked me to ring you back in 5 minutes so you could finish up her laundry. He said he LIKED that because it meant I was a REAL person and I wasn’t hiding behind some huge fantasy facade about it.

I said: Yes it is true. I do laundry. I go to the grocery store. On rare occasions I will even dust. I take showers, I blow dry my hair, I do errands, and cook dinner too. I am NORMAL… a real person and I do all the boring things that life requires. And no, I am not afraid to SHARE it with you. I will not bore you to death with my grocery list… of course not. But I also do not lie… I am truthful about my life, even the boring parts.

He said: You have good rates which keep me coming back, but mainly I like how you talk to me. You make phone sex fun.

I said: I am just MYSELF, and I like to laugh, I love to flirt, I enjoy sex, and mainly I LIKE MEN. I treat callers no differently than a guy I might meet at bar. Yes, this IS a business and certainly you are paying for my time… but I work hard to LIKE you, to get to know you, and to be interested in you.

He said: You always bill me accurately and properly. I never have to worry about it when the statement comes in.

I said: Well, newsflash here… I am HONEST. I have not been in business as long as I have by being a thief or a crook. I am cautious with YOUR money like it was my OWN money. I know and understand that a phone sex call is a treat, it a little masturbation entertainment that you give yourself once in awhile. And since it IS for entertainment value (for your cock) I also know that there is a limit to what you can or want to spend on it. Sure a 15 call with me is a little cheaper than buying a DVD, but you probably do not buy a new DVD every week, nor do you spend $1700.00 in a single month for a whole new collection. My services are reasonability priced, but I am also reasonably minded and have more than your average amount of common sense too.

Phone sex is a business, yes indeed, but there are ways to enjoy it with safety, honesty, and dare I say it integrity. Sprinkle in some truth and gosh darn it… you have got something to shake your cock at it! While we were winding down our conversation together the caller told me “you should put this all in your diary”. And so I shall.

Get this one.. wow phone sex can be rough! I have a long time caller whose called us for awhile but alas he also called another small one girl service too. (shocking isn’t it that you horny guys calls all around lolol) anyway I guess he liked the girl fine - until he got this massive bill. His funds are - shall we say are… more “limited” and I was always cautious not to let him run over with his time because I respect him and HIS money. However, in this crazy business you sometimes come across seriously sad women. This operator had charged 100’s of bucks to his account hopping he wouldn’t notice it! Well he DID notice and called her back about it. The excuse? She said to him, “well I needed the money” and she promised she would pay it back soon. Is that the scariest thing you heard all day or what? Makes you wonder how many other guys she did that to who didn’t notice it! I will let you know that the caller was not foolish enough to believe such bullshit, thank goodness for him.

I find it amusing - while I grant you that yes we do work in the adult industry - it really can be done honestly and with ethics. While hopefully our phone sex call will be naughty and everything you want it to be - it should also be professional. Basically it means this IS still a business and should be run as such with all the legalities, moralities, and professionalism in tact.

I find women who cross the ethics line in this business to be not so “healthy minded” and that’s a sad thing. Our jobs are wicked cool - we get to meet guys we wouldn’t normally be able to meet, we get to flirt and talk about sex all damn day - and in our case we work directly from home. Our work has a ton of perks for sure… but I don’t think “stealing” is one of them! Crikey! The whole internet boom has created an atmosphere where con artists and predators can set up and close up “shop” pretty fast. The multitudes of websites that exist make it pretty hard for the typical “horny surfer” to find the honest business. And by the way… there are many good honest ethical phone sex owners/operators/services - but man oh man there are still shit loads of scum buckets too. It exists in all industries on the net as well - it’s not just limited to the adult industry.

If you ever saw the movie Punch Drunk Love then you might get an idea of what I am talking about. I recently watched it on HBO or something and the main character calls a phone sex service one night. To his surprise the next day the operator calls him at home asking him for money! I had the conversation with my caller after I saw the movie about his little rip off incident. Boy these things DO happen for real - and it’s so shocking to me. Perhaps I am naive - no, I take that back I KNOW I am naive…

It just would never occur to me to “scam” my callers - I like them too much. It wouldn’t occur to me to steal a pack of gum at the grocery store though either. I was taught better than that shit, and I live my life better than that too. But then again I’ve never been here for the money alone either… I do this because I like it, because I like men, and I love sex in all forms. I suppose if I were unemployable, desperate Ricki Lake/Jerry Springer freak, or a con artist I could understand that mentality better. But alas, I can’t. I will never understand that type of greed and thank goodness too…. because I don’t want to.

My point in writing this isn’t to sound like a whiner or like I know everything - nah I don’t. I’m not preaching my way either - that would be pretty boring. But I do think the whole internet has changed so much that it almost seems now there is more “junk” available than quality in most of the sites we all surf. I also worry about people who are new to the net and can so easily fall victim to “scams”. As a phone sex caller reading this I hope it makes you a bit wary of not handing out your credit card details to every site you see too. You should investigate the service a bit to make sure it’s not a fly by night type of company. You should ask questions, you should be told the billing name, and you should know WHO you are giving your info to. You should know the charges up front before you call, you should watch what you spend and make sure it matches to your CC statements.

Phone sex is a great experience, its fun, fairly priced, and most services will do right by you. Most services actually do follow the law. But there is always one small group of scammers out there and buying anything online always comes with a certain level of risk. Be careful in phone sex land. The business can and does attract many types of personalities…. sadly some are not so honest.

Ah the beach… I just returned from a week long excursion. Oh yes it was worth it. My boyfriend and I rented a beach house…. you just leer out the window and see the waves. I got a light golden tan, and the wind through my hair was excellent!

Of course this blog is really about sex… so let’s get to it! I had to experience sex on the beach for the first time. I was warned by many – that sand gets everywhere and obviously that’s common sense too. But I’ve got a few tips for those who want to do it like I did.

Find a private area. I also suggest the night time since less people will obviously be there. Under a pier is perfect. On my trip… we had our own private pier. Something to this effect is best since you know that no one else is using it, there is plenty of space, and it’s quiet.

Take multiple blankets! It’s not enough to just lay ONE down in the sand… you need a few BIG king sized blankets overlapping and making a huge wide area. Save one to cover up with unless you prefer to be arrested for public nudity.

Definitely get some type of WIPES that are not irritating to your nasty bits. You will probably need to use them several times before, during, and after sex. Keep sand out of the pussy and away from your asshole please…. it is extremely irritating to sensitive parts!

Take a big jug of water. You will get thirty, you may need to rinse some sand away, or even wash sand from your mouth as you are busy sucking and licking body parts that may have some sand. Trust me sand on your tongue is not as yummy as my girl juice is.

Take a normal shower after as soon as humanly possible too. Yes, there will still be sand in places you can’t imagine.

The missionary position is probably best – but mainly you need to think ahead and plan on being in one sex position the whole time. Switching positions only cause you to rumple up the blankets and sand.

Did I like fucking on the beach? Well “hell yeah”! Sex just about anywhere is always good hehe. It’s more of a romantic action rather than a “kinky” one because you must use more caution due to the sand. But I highly suggest it, at least once.

I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some sugar baby! I love it when a caller can communicate with me. I don’t want to be talked AT or to do all the work. I like an interplay between us. I think that makes all the difference in a hot conversation.

So this new caller, let’s call him “J” was super cool, funny, and had such a great personality. He was also very sexy. If you ever wonder if a phone sex operator actually likes her callers, well yes…… we DO. Sure we do get our fair share of “crank” calls and assholes. But for the most part I’d say at least 95% of our callers are regular normal nice guys that are a genuine pleasure to speak with (and literally too lol)! I think we are in an industry that is fraught with negativity … and that’s a sad thing. I think there is a negative attitude from the general public about phone sex, phone sex operators, and even the guys who call. I’ve seen rather “negative” terms used with it all the time. Just because I talk dirty … or because you might like to hear it … doesn’t make us freaks. In fact if you ask me, and this is exactly what I told “J” today … it makes the others who place negative judgments the freaks. You know, phone sex is a very personal taste. I sure do love the way it melts in my mouth. And “J” was damn tasty!

Now is that a title or what? Ok first of all let me say that I know for a fact that my horny morning Canadian man is reading this and I promised him some jackin’ material. So here it is baby. It will get your cock rock hard for our Monday morning call.

Ok I got a new bathing suit. That’s right. A bikini… in a very dark purple. I’m going to the beach the end of June, rented a huge house on a private beach somewhere down south (no pun intended). I’m going with my stud muffin boyfriend. I’ve now got a bikini in a different color for every day that we’ll be there. I didn’t buy all these bathing suits recently… some are actually older. I’m not a millionaire or something lol. Back to the nearly naked talk now…..

I want all horn dogs to begin the bone jack right now please. I’ll be wearing almost nothing, because this purple bikini is very tiny. The smallest one I’ve got. The top barely covers my nipples but it does cup my titties so very nicely. Yes, the bottoms are a thong… that pulls snuggly into my ass crack. This is my risque bathing suit. Sex on the Beach will not be just a mixed drink… it will be actually occurring for me I promise. See the boyfriend doesn’t know yet that I bought this hot skimpy little number… he’ll find out the day I put it on. He will like it I can assure you. I am hoping he will decide to fuck me in the sand. Sad to say it – I’ve never fucked on the beach. But it is my plan. I always have a plan.

I did a call with a new guy yesterday and what a turn on he was. He was so hot and sexy they way he whispered naughty things to me. I got super wet and couldn’t resist touching myself. The best part was when he blew his wad … he moaned so sweetly that it sent me over the edge. Nothing, and I mean nothing is sexier to me that the sounds of sex. It’s stupid maybe? I don’t care I LOVE it. I love the sounds a guy makes. Not all guy have to be loud for me to enjoy their sounds either. It’s the breathless sound, the quiver in a voice that can get me going. Sometimes it’s subtle. sometimes it’s explosive but it all works for me. When it comes to sex — I am simple. I like the little things, the things that stimulate my brain and my imagination. I find myself noticing the way male telemarketers sound when they call. I listen to them and yes, of course I flirt a little. I can hear their interest in my teases. And then I tell them I’m not interested in what they are selling. But they are always sweet about it — so I know they enjoy it too. Voices are important, and different ones turn me on in different ways. Don’t you agree?

Hello horny boys. Now rarely will you ever see me ranting political comments on the website… I just don’t normally do that type of thing. However, I am very tired of the whole FCC crap. We’re in one of the big Clear Channel locations that lost Howard Stern. I miss my Stern show and all the craziness that went with it. I’m tired of all this FCC stuff so I thought I might share a link with you…. www.stopfcc.com If you do not want the government deciding for you what you watch or listen to then you will want to check it out! Free speech in the US!!!!!

Ah Valentine’s Day was so nice this year. I got pampered, spoiled, and taken out! I got the full body sexy massage in the morning when I woke up. After that sensual experience he fucked me and oh yes he did me quite good. Since it was early we decided to go to breakfast. I got a shower, didn’t put on much make up and pulled my hair back. When we got back he gave me my official Valentine’s Day gift — a pretty 14kt gold diamond necklace with earrings to match. I thanked him with more sex.

He took me shopping too that wonderful guy of mine. And at Victoria’s Secrets in the mall I got a pale pink sexy V-neck sweater and of course lingerie. At home again I had to shower after a 3rd round of fucking. I decided to wear my new sweater that night to dinner where we met up with some friends. It was a casual night out — and my sexy man gave me a dozen roses before we left. He was very full of surprises!

After our yummy dinner we went club hopping. This is a dangerous thing for me as I can drink far too much. Of course I did that. My guy is so great he didn’t even get mad when I was loud, crazy, and flirtatious with other guys at the bar. He can laugh it off since he knew I would be going home with him again for more sex.

the moral of this story is that presents will get you everywhere with a girl! Believe me — my sweet sugar lips got everywhere with me.

This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw me in the Swinger Calendar … and I have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let me know! I’ll be happy to mail you one. Supplies are almost gone — so please act quickly as I am sure that once I post this I’ll get swamped. It’s first cum first served hehe. I’ll take requests as long as the supply lasts and I don’t usually make these special offers available on the site! Oh and one more thing - make sure you check out our recently added Free Gallery Page for lots of naughty photos to whack off to!

Some callers use cell phones when they call me. Sure, cell phones are allowed, but please make sure the phone quality is good. In general you probably know if your cell phone has good sound quality or if it doesn’t. I want and expect to hear you clearly - just as you expect to hear me clearly. If the quality isnt acceptable - I will turn your call down and suggest that you call back on a land line. Keep in mind also that a cell phone isn’t entirely “private” when calling me with your personally identifiable information. Just thought I’d mention that! You may at least want to call me on a landline just to ensure your privacy when giving us credit card details.

I am glad the holiday hustle is pretty much over now. I’m not much for that stuff. I mean I’ve got the family and friend celebrations, the boyfriend’s work holiday party, and so forth — but I have to be more conservative at those events. I think this time of year is more aimed at people who have kids and I don’t. I’m sure when I grow up and settle down more that I will enjoy it all better.

New Year’s Eve is a different story. A night where it is ok to party hard, to drink, and stay out all night…. NOW we’re talking my language. It’s true I am a party girl by nature and while I don’t drink all that often anymore — one night per year I make sure I DO get out of hand! And come on — if I had no exciting party life — would I have any good stories to tell otherwise? So here are my plans in case you are interested hehe.

I will wear a short semi-fitted black skirt with a slit on the right side and black stockings. underneath. I went clothes shopping recently and got new boots. They are knee high and fitted — sort of like go-go boots with a 3 inch heel and pointy toe. Absolutely perfect with a short skirt! Then I have this slim fitted lace camisole also in black which will be worn under a sheer silky black blouse. A little classy, and a little slutty since the top is sheer you can see the lingerie underneath. I also like the look of all black on a blonde so I will make sure my hair is pulled up a bit in front and snazzy.

I am going to dinner with my man and 2 other couples for some Italian food which is my favorite. After dinner there is a party with a gang of my friends. I prefer a party at someone’s house over a bar on New Years since the clubs get too crowded. The atmosphere at a party is always different - ANYTHING can happen at a party, and I like that environment best. Especially if you hang out with this friend I have named Tom. You add a little alcohol to him and bam instant idiot. But I love it because he will do just about anything to anyone at anytime. Wild is his key word and he always makes the party worthwhile.

Also my best girlfriend will be there too. This is the friend I grew up with this and basically she will get totally wasted and embarrass herself. Also fun for me to watch! Often our group of friends do not WANT to have both Tom and her together = because together they get more extreme, Since they will both be there tonight, I know it’s going to be good.

Now I also love sex after a good night of drinking. That’s the perfect end to the night. You can’t be too smashed mind you — but drunken sex is always more hard-core and animalistic. Maybe that’s the real reason I used to party a little too much? Could be, could be. So think of me tonight at about 2 or 3 am fucking my man’s brains out because that should be about the time that we are going at it. hehe

Sometimes I don’t wear panties. For instance if I am going out on a Saturday night with a tight little black skirt - I don’t like panty lines. But there are some things I notice more so if I am not wearing panties. The outer lips of my pussy end up slick and wet without the silky panty crotch absorbing all the juice. It can smear against my upper thighs when I sit down and when I cross my legs. Also I often worry that my warm drink will get onto the skirt … seeping through and showing everyone what a wet snatch I have in public. There’s an embarrassment involved … though it would also be rather sexy.

Sometimes knowing how wet I am can be a turn on, especially in public. It’s so exciting that sometimes while sitting and squirming in a chair a bit… I can send a short light mini orgasm into my pussy. It isn’t nearly as intense as a normal orgasm, and actually all it really does is make me want to get fucked more … but still I like that feeling of being super excited for extended periods of time. Also it gets me wetter of course, which results in more excitement. And the more excitement involved then the more my hips wiggle without any intentional choice. It can make the muscles in my thighs tighten. It can make me slide carefully rubbing my pussy on the bar stool as I get up from it. These things tend to increase as the night goes on.

My clit starts to get these really tingly good feelings. During regular sex of course the tingles run deeper inside, but in the situation I am describing it is a very specific area (my clit) that gets teased. Often I slip into the toilet stall and give it a flick or two for good measure, and to keep its activity up! By that point I can usually smell it with my skirt hiked up around my waist as well. I have intentionally dropped things while sitting down, that some gentleman has picked up for me and I wonder if he can smell me as his head passes my hips.

So you see there are good reasons for girls to wear panties. If I don’t I can find myself in some kind of “situation” shall we say … but then again tomorrow is Saturday night and I’ll be out. Should I wear panties or not? Who will I seduce?

Vibrators are much like cars in that every now and then — you must upgrade.

It is very possible to know someone’s personality from the car they drive … or in how they take care of it. I think the same is true for girls … you can tell a lot about them from the type of vibrator they use. Every girl has one, likes them, or wants one secretly. And if not, well we’re talking about a babe who is as cold as a refrigerator.

A vibrator is almost a girl’s best friend and if it’s not then it should be. Some girls like ‘em big, some girls like ‘em small, but all girls like them with multiple settings! I personally like the softee type since I am not as excited by shoving a hard cold plastic dick into my pussy! I like and prefer the real thing or to get a toy as close the real thing as possible. I’m not a pocket rocket girl - I want it big.

So off to the adult store we went! My best friend and me that is … we did a little shopping this week! And we do like to waltz in there wearing something sexy. It’s always fun because we are not the least bit shy — we get loud talking and laughing while comparing vibrators. The adult store we like is a SUPERSIZED adult store and its always busy. It’s where strippers can go to buy their outfits and you can even get some lingerie. Both the silky type and the edible type! The clerk knows us well.

As always our adult store adventures are to make sure that we grab a few new toys, but also we really are seeking attention from horny men. My friend is really the more embarrassing one waving and saying hello to every guy in there! She likes to make them blush, bump into them with her boobs, and then laughs real loud. I can only giggle the whole time and keep instigating her to do it again!

Got such a nice compliment from one of my regular callers. He’s been phone sex - ing me for a few years now actually! He said that no matter where else he’s gone for phone sex in the past — that phone flirts is clearly the best.

I’m a phone sex operator ya know? I hear that stuff all the time and see it in ads so it doesn’t impress me unless it follows with a bit more info about the REASONS for it. I need to hear the “emotions,” the “feelings,” and “the facts” with it so I know it’s genuine. That’s not to sound cynical, but I do get tons of compliments on the site and myself all day long, so I want to know the person means it. That way I can truly appreciate it. Just more real that way to me.

So anyway I thought I’d brag a bit and send him some kudos for being so sweet to me today. He said that I make it so obvious that I am interested in him when he calls. He said that I am actually listening to him, that he knows it, that he feels it, and that it makes all the difference in the quality of the call. He noted that he’s called other phone sex services and has gotten the old “moan and groan” sex line operator grunting while she reads her magazine. He told me about some other girl he called a few times that sat there recounting her health problems and some of the were “mental” ones. So clearly he felt safe and comfortable giving his credit card info to us — because I am so “normal” that he can trust me.

I like that! And yesterday I had a guy call me and we had a nasty old fashioned phone fuck. I asked him beforehand what made him call me considering he probably viewed 1000’s of different phone sex sites. He said basically that my site was literally amazing and that I am a marketing genius. Now that was a great compliment yet at the same time I informed him it was no marketing ploy…. my site is home made, the phone sex is honest, and the rates are reasonably priced. Never fear he told me, he did GET IT coming from me and the site! Now that’s what I’m talking about … compliments … they will get you everywhere with me! Hey it gets you where you want to be with most chicks I think! And if you compliment me enough then yes, my pussy is going to get really wet. See how easy I am? (No pun intended … or maybe it is)

I am a huge Buffy the Vampire fan. I don’t watch much TV but that was one show I just loved. It wasn’t just all the violence, gore, blood, and cliff hanger story lines that kept me attracted…. it was sorta more about a guy in black leather. Ah Spike… the ways in which I would fuck you senseless would drive you mad. Last year he died on Buffy’s final episode and I was crushed. But now they have brought him back to that Angel show. I am not exactly a fan of it - but will need it now to get my weekly dose of Spike… and I hope he is as shirtless on it, as he was on Buffy. I am not getting enough of his nudity yet but I do have faith. Is it wrong for me to watch a silly television show and get wet from someone on it? My mind is always on sex - perhaps too much? Is that possible? I have to do phone sex you see…. if I don’t I end up just sitting here masturbating to some guy on TV. Yes, girls masturbate too when they see someone hot on TV (unless they have crotch rot or something) and I bet you horny men didn’t know that.

Here is a Pondering thing…
How is Phone Sex like Pizza? Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree?

1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have those kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.

2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks - it is still usually worth it.

3.) First one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after awhile you get so saturated with the SAME damn thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good.

4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered by somebody else.

5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just slightly “off” a little. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.

Hey I just now realized as I write this that our 15 minute rate ($16.99) is like the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

We’re hitting the time of year I love. Lots of cool weather where I can grab my someone special and cuddle up on the couch with a warm blanket. Sounds like heaven to me. Also there have been a ton of spooky movies out and I love those. Great date flicks since I can grab the man I am with… while pretending I am scared. Should I happen to grab him in a very private area - I can pretend it was an accident and see what his reaction is. I’ve never “accidentally” grabbed a cock and been rejected … of course I’ve also NEVER really “accidentally” grabbed one. It’s always been intentional.

Wow - I was searching the Internet today and found some pretty crazy phone sex ads out there! I feel pretty damn normal now lol! The main thing I guess that I love about phone sex is the mutual masturbation part. But more than that - I am not “THE BEST”… I hate that advertisement. Like what does that even mean anyway? The BEST to WHO? And who exactly evaluates that type of thing? I know what you are thinking and so am I… it’s just a silly ad.

I dunno - I guess I am not the best — just a normal typical real girl that might live next door to you. Or maybe the naughty but sweet type you might see out in a bar. Maybe you might see me shopping on a Saturday at the mall … perfumed and wearing a comfortable but cute little outfit. That’s a fairly accurate account of what I do on weekends,

I’m typical for my age and sexually very open. I am totally into men and adore them … doing pretty much everything I can to please them. I’m not a “negative” person and not the least bit “judgmental” about people or life!!

I enjoy the CONNECTION that can happen during phone sex … when you know you get along super well with the other person. When you can talk about other things and STILL get off together.

I guess I suck as an actress. I don’t fulfill every role-play that exists - I am more of myself, and I’m true to who I am. It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy role-play — it just means I am only capable of playing with what I like, and know. I have things that I like, and things I want to fantasize about … but ultimately I guess I just want to cum.

I think the party we had this weekend will probably be the last big summer one we get. We had a party… a big party. My best friend and I have another pretty wild friend who was jumping from my deck to the neighbors…… you have to stop him from doing these stupid dangerous things, he is a little too crazy. We whispered a few different scenarios to each other about how to trick him into a 3 some with us. shhhhh don’t worry we’ll get him drunk one night… shock him… and then tell you all about it.

What’s worse was his girlfriend was sooooo annoying (which is why we are plotting his sexual take over). She is fairly new to our group of friends and she is trying almost too hard to fit in. She is a grad student and smart, but is also a dancer at a strip club. My friend and I were laughing so hard by her bragging about how much money she makes. She was trying to “pretend” she was so classy and intelligent but it just came across to everyone as she was egotistical. She was a big complainer too, she talked down to everyone thinking she needed to explain and teach them, and kept talking constantly about her sisters wedding. My friend and I were both like: EW shut up. So we snuck into her place and off into the bathroom together.

We got bored listening to all of her stupid talk outside, and got a little frisky together instead! We played a little stink finger lol and then giggled the rest of the night. I guess our philosophy is that the naughty girls let PLEASURE RULE, and the boring girls just talk too much!

I like rugged men, the kind that look good in blue jeans and a tee shirt. A little bit of stubble from not shaving is good hmmm. But then again I also like the look of a man in a suit … you know dressed completely proper and freshly shaven. I like men who wear cologne, but I also get wet from a man drenched in sweat. I like guys with long hair you know — very rebellious and naughty. But I also like the clean cut neat style on some guys. Blondes are hot but; tall, dark, and handsome are damn tasty too. I notice different things on different men — for some it’s their eyes, and on others it is a nice tight ass. I like a man’s hands … total turn on and maybe I am weird but just little silly things like that I notice. My imagination is pretty rich I suppose, and I am a people watcher so I notice the details … and my mind starts creating. I can weave whole tapestries of lust in my mind by just seeing a man I like.

I’m in no damn hurry for wedding bells, that’s for sure. I just feel that it is something you REALLY need to be ready for, it’s a huge life change. So I have this girlfriend who is ready, I guess. We just had her bachelor-ette party last weekend. She is marrying a dentist and he is a really great guy, but I know she won’t tell him everything that happened at her party! We started the night at a local club that we go to often and started drinking pretty early… or at least earlier than I am used to.

It got pretty raunchy, and the bride-to-be did some pretty wild stuff. I’m not complaining - I sorta like rauchy. We had a male stripper come in to perform for us. What a gorgeous guy…. a black guy actually. His “package” was one of the biggest I have ever seen!! It is funny how you add a little booze to girls and they get totally out of hand. A few friends who came to visit from Ohio took this guy back to their hotel room. I was fairly hung over so I haven’t gotten the FULL scoop of what happened yet. I have GOT to hear this one lol.

Tonight I did a call with *T* who is a really cool guy from California. We have been talking forever and he is bi, he loved hearing the story from the bachelor-ette party. The funny thing is he used to be a male dancer actually - so he filled me in on what my friends “probably” did with the black dancer! He told me stories about horny women taking HIM back to their hotel rooms and I have to admit - I got damn turned on! I think I might have missed out on some serious fun!

Well I skipped an entry for last month. Shame on me. But hey it’s summer - a time to be lazy. I can get pretty active this time of year, would you want to sit in the house all day? Nope, me neither. Went up into the mountains a few weekends which is great and still deciding on whether or not to go to the beach. hmmm in the meantime I’m still wearing my bikini quite a bit around here. I get a new one every year… and this one I ordered from Victoria’s Secret catalog. We have a store here locally and while I do love to shop out of the house — they do not have all the merchandise available. So anyway, this year’s suit is black and the top is very much a “bra style” with a little knot look in the front. I should just post the link, so hard to explain. Anyway my neighbor appreciates it. He is a married guy older like 32 or something. He’s the big “Wall Banger” as we call him. I have caught him now while I am on my deck getting some sun… he’s peeking. Do I encourage it?? Would I?? Could I?? Yes. Oh how I’d really like to rise above it, but I can’t, I like misbehaving too much. I wish I could be some smart boring girl who goes to church every Sunday sometimes… but I guess I can’t. I actually learned this about myself as a teenager. I NEED to be gawked at by men.

I don’t pamper myself enough. But I just do not have the time or the inclination. Besides its queer to do ya know? Like will I attempt the “home spa time for Lynn” thing but it’s weird. I start thinking “uh this is for people with too much time on their hands”. I’d rather go to the local spa and be waited on. So that’s what I did today and it was so great. We have a nicely priced spa here, not too ritzy not too dumpy - just right. I was massaged, I had my pores cleaned and a fascial (not the type you’re thinking of), I had my hair done, I had a pedicure (summertime means sandals), I had the whole job. So refreshing to let someone else do all the work for me! I asked for a male to massage me and yes it was totally for the erotism factor — and it was great. A big burly muscle guy rubbed me every which way… six ways til Sunday even. I liked it. Now with a teasing massage who will phone bone me?

Spring has finally sprung and this makes me oh so happy. I’ve been pretty busy on the weekends going out with friends and etc. Yesterday was Sunday and I drove out to the field that Flight 93 crashed in. It’s so close by but I had not made it out there until now. Seeing the memorial is amazing.

In much naughtier news I went to a party recently that got a bit out of hand. A couple went into the bathroom of my friends house and decided to make good use of the “hot tub.” No one could get in to use the toilet and you know what beer does to you. So there were some agitated angry people doing the peepee dance all over the house. The sounds of the couple having sex were also audible in the house.

Yes, it was me in the hot tub with my man. Does that really surprise you?

OK I did something really weird for me today. First of all I woke up early and felt great. Partly due to a mini warm spell we have. OK so 40 degrees is hardly warm, but after the snow and cold weather we’ve had recently — it felt like spring. So I opened the door this morning and I could smell spring in the air and I threw on some really frumpy sweats and went for a walk…LIKE AN OLD WOMAN.

When it comes to exercise I don’t try to kill myself, instead I do yoga. First of all it’s an ancient and modern way to sculpt your body. You can take it as far as you want to — either keeping tone or to build muscles. I, personally, do not like the look of a woman all worked out … just looks gross to me since I feel women are supposed to be soft and feminine.

Another great benefit of yoga is the flexibility. I can get into positions that non-yoga people can’t. Do you get my meaning? uh yes it’s about sex and of course it is.

So that was my morning — walking with the old women.

Well, the snow was dumped on us again. I put the news on and they said “snow… 6-10 inches”. Those measurements SUCK for snow … but are acceptable for body parts. I hate being trapped on the weekends, I did manage to get out though on Saturday before the white stuff hit. The white stuff?? Did *I* say that??

So we had Valentine’s Day … chocolate, lingerie, and cold weather do kinda make a perfect combination I think. I bought a new bed in January, and I am now wondering “if” and “when” you can wear out a new mattress from having too much sex on it. Already it seems a little worn. I will put it to the test and keep you updated on that. I bought one of those mattress cover thingies that is stain resistant … except it isn’t. I’ve already had to wash the man stains off a few times … sigh. More white stuff sheesh.

Let’s see what else? As I look out my window at snow I decided it’s time to make my beach plans. Hot sun, cold brew, and me in a bikini laying in the sand for days on end. Only thing missing from my fantasy is a stiff hard one (and no I don’t mean a drink cause I already said that).

Oh well let’s see … what’s new in my not so exciting life? Had nice holidays and hope you did too if you are reading this.

I don’t celebrate a specific “religious” holiday, I basically recognize them all. I’m too open minded I guess to think that one is “the right way” over another with religion. Just my personal useless opinion. So I tend to have many activities going on with quite a variety of people.

On a more interesting note, I went to the grocery store this week because I was out of something and I ran out real quick so I looked pretty crappy. I just had on some jeans and a very faded black long sleeved tee shirt. Now these are my slob clothes that I might do a quick errand in. I mean its passable but definitely not hot looking. The store was crowded and I was grabbing some veggies and some guy started to talk to me. I am real friendly with everyone in public — so I am chatting away and he makes it now obvious that he is flirting.

I am a complete flirt. I flirt with grandmothers and everyone. So I flirted right back naturally. Nothing came of the whole thing … but basically he told me he has never seen a girl look so good in jeans before. LOL — I had to laugh because I thought I looked HORRIBLE. Guess it shows you that what is sexy to people varies completely! I guess there is no “right way” with sex either! It’s all a matter of personal tastes :o)

How I wish I had the time to write everyday. I just get too busy with doing calls and the like. Some days I barely get a break! (lucky lucky lucky me!) I wish I could write more often because I have these great little stories to tell about my callers. Today a guy I’ll name *M* called me who was totally new. He was very sweet and said he was totally new to the whole phone sex thing. He said he looked around at tons of sites and they turned him off. I wasn’t sure what he meant so I got inquisitive. He basically said my site was obviously “amateur” and “welcoming”. I just thought it was a real nice compliment since it is my intention to be that way! So then he told me that a good friend of his actually told him he should try phone sex - that it was lots of fun. I expected it to be a female that introduced the idea to him but it turns out to have been a male friend. I was shocked that guys talked about it but apparently it was true…. and *M*’s friend was right because he said he totally enjoyed our time together! He even sent me the sweetest little email message and we found out that we had a lot in common with each other (he is the same age as me). The cool thing about it is that he was such a nice guy…… that I might have never had the chance to talk to if it wasn’t for my job!

I love to ponder things… I am naturally analytical. I use that as a talent because I know how to make it work best for me. For instance: I use it sexually….

I have a motive for every item I wear. Every move I make seductively in public is calculated. I tease with intent … and the longer the tease lasts, then the more I like it. I mean it when I do it, and I am well aware how I can use my feminine “power” to my advantage.

I am also very decisive. I narrow my view to a certain guy in a club. Usually it’s a guy who appears a little shy, or less attention seeking than his friend. The guy who makes quick eye contact with me and looks away … but I can always keep catching him peeking at me. I like those types of guys … the perfect ones to tease. I can always catch him in my web.

Ah summertime. So many things NOT to wear in the heat. You know I actually hate wearing panties in the summer. Strange maybe, I don’t know … but I hate the way they stick to my “goodies.” I opt for cut offs without panties in the summer. It’s somewhat a naughty feeling too when I go out and about. My shorts tend to be … well, short! And even if they aren’t really revealing shorts… I like the way not wearing any panties makes me feel. It just brings out the “slut” in me … and she isn’t hiding too deep to begin with.

So the Holiday is upon us. Looks like a pretty cool party day. In fact, I have friends coming over. And, no… I won’t be wearing any panties.

This past week was super hectic with calls! I spoke to a guy on Friday who will of course remain nameless… but HE will know who he is! He was so hot…. I think we talked at least an hour, probably a little more. This was a totally new guy to me, and we talked a lot the other services he has used in the past. How crazy is it to spend $3.99 per minute and know that the girl is sitting in some cubicle? He had tons of bad experiences with that type of phone sex service. He said, “the operators make it obvious that they hate their job”. I thought that was interesting! How could any woman with a decent sex drive hate being a phone sex operator?

It is a wicked cool job. I work from home, I can study all day as I continue to work on my Master’s Degree in between calls. I don’t have some ugly boss standing over my shoulder. I can be in my nightie during a call or fully dressed with hair done etc. I can make damn good money that covers all my schooling costs, my living expenses, and my weekend entertainment. I get lots of FUN in this work for sure. I don’t just mean all the masturbation lol, I also mean that most callers are just great men to talk to! I just enjoy talking about mundane stuff with them, and consider many them to be my friends. Something about phone sex just totally intrigues me though, can’t explain it, can’t get over it, and can’t deny it. There is something really cool about doing something so private (masturbation) and being open about it with a total stranger! I love it so much I can’t say enough about it! I love those sounds that a man makes while he is doing his dirty deed. It is a thrill, a turn on, almost in itself a taboo! Thank goodness I don’t work in some stuffy office!

Yesterday I had what I guess was a migraine headache. I wasn’t real sure and had to ask someone I knew about them. It wasn’t horrible or anything, just annoying as I am not used to headaches without a hang over lol. But I ended up finishing my day earlier than normal. I honestly can not do, and have a fun phone call if I don’t feel well. I want to enjoy myself too, and it’s impossible when you are not feeling like your normal self.

But interestingly, due to the lack of sex during my normal day - I had a wickedly naughty sex dream. It was one of those very vivid ones where you almost FEEL it. Apparently I was feeling this one lol as I woke up in the middle of a very intense orgasm. It was a really long and slow throbbing sensation. It was so strong that literally it woke me up. I’m damn glad it did, of course, or I might not have remembered it! I felt great this morning too lol!

My boyfriend always says I am a little nymphomaniac - that I need too much sex. He says I am horny every waking moment, but I am also horny in my sleep too lol!