Ah Valentine’s Day was so nice this year. I got pampered, spoiled, and taken out! I got the full body sexy massage in the morning when I woke up. After that sensual experience he fucked me and oh yes he did me quite good. Since it was early we decided to go to breakfast. I got a shower, didn’t put on much make up and pulled my hair back. When we got back he gave me my official Valentine’s Day gift — a pretty 14kt gold diamond necklace with earrings to match. I thanked him with more sex.

He took me shopping too that wonderful guy of mine. And at Victoria’s Secrets in the mall I got a pale pink sexy V-neck sweater and of course lingerie. At home again I had to shower after a 3rd round of fucking. I decided to wear my new sweater that night to dinner where we met up with some friends. It was a casual night out — and my sexy man gave me a dozen roses before we left. He was very full of surprises!

After our yummy dinner we went club hopping. This is a dangerous thing for me as I can drink far too much. Of course I did that. My guy is so great he didn’t even get mad when I was loud, crazy, and flirtatious with other guys at the bar. He can laugh it off since he knew I would be going home with him again for more sex.

the moral of this story is that presents will get you everywhere with a girl! Believe me — my sweet sugar lips got everywhere with me.

I am glad the holiday hustle is pretty much over now. I’m not much for that stuff. I mean I’ve got the family and friend celebrations, the boyfriend’s work holiday party, and so forth — but I have to be more conservative at those events. I think this time of year is more aimed at people who have kids and I don’t. I’m sure when I grow up and settle down more that I will enjoy it all better.

New Year’s Eve is a different story. A night where it is ok to party hard, to drink, and stay out all night…. NOW we’re talking my language. It’s true I am a party girl by nature and while I don’t drink all that often anymore — one night per year I make sure I DO get out of hand! And come on — if I had no exciting party life — would I have any good stories to tell otherwise? So here are my plans in case you are interested hehe.

I will wear a short semi-fitted black skirt with a slit on the right side and black stockings. underneath. I went clothes shopping recently and got new boots. They are knee high and fitted — sort of like go-go boots with a 3 inch heel and pointy toe. Absolutely perfect with a short skirt! Then I have this slim fitted lace camisole also in black which will be worn under a sheer silky black blouse. A little classy, and a little slutty since the top is sheer you can see the lingerie underneath. I also like the look of all black on a blonde so I will make sure my hair is pulled up a bit in front and snazzy.

I am going to dinner with my man and 2 other couples for some Italian food which is my favorite. After dinner there is a party with a gang of my friends. I prefer a party at someone’s house over a bar on New Years since the clubs get too crowded. The atmosphere at a party is always different - ANYTHING can happen at a party, and I like that environment best. Especially if you hang out with this friend I have named Tom. You add a little alcohol to him and bam instant idiot. But I love it because he will do just about anything to anyone at anytime. Wild is his key word and he always makes the party worthwhile.

Also my best girlfriend will be there too. This is the friend I grew up with this and basically she will get totally wasted and embarrass herself. Also fun for me to watch! Often our group of friends do not WANT to have both Tom and her together = because together they get more extreme, Since they will both be there tonight, I know it’s going to be good.

Now I also love sex after a good night of drinking. That’s the perfect end to the night. You can’t be too smashed mind you — but drunken sex is always more hard-core and animalistic. Maybe that’s the real reason I used to party a little too much? Could be, could be. So think of me tonight at about 2 or 3 am fucking my man’s brains out because that should be about the time that we are going at it. hehe

Sometimes I don’t wear panties. For instance if I am going out on a Saturday night with a tight little black skirt - I don’t like panty lines. But there are some things I notice more so if I am not wearing panties. The outer lips of my pussy end up slick and wet without the silky panty crotch absorbing all the juice. It can smear against my upper thighs when I sit down and when I cross my legs. Also I often worry that my warm drink will get onto the skirt … seeping through and showing everyone what a wet snatch I have in public. There’s an embarrassment involved … though it would also be rather sexy.

Sometimes knowing how wet I am can be a turn on, especially in public. It’s so exciting that sometimes while sitting and squirming in a chair a bit… I can send a short light mini orgasm into my pussy. It isn’t nearly as intense as a normal orgasm, and actually all it really does is make me want to get fucked more … but still I like that feeling of being super excited for extended periods of time. Also it gets me wetter of course, which results in more excitement. And the more excitement involved then the more my hips wiggle without any intentional choice. It can make the muscles in my thighs tighten. It can make me slide carefully rubbing my pussy on the bar stool as I get up from it. These things tend to increase as the night goes on.

My clit starts to get these really tingly good feelings. During regular sex of course the tingles run deeper inside, but in the situation I am describing it is a very specific area (my clit) that gets teased. Often I slip into the toilet stall and give it a flick or two for good measure, and to keep its activity up! By that point I can usually smell it with my skirt hiked up around my waist as well. I have intentionally dropped things while sitting down, that some gentleman has picked up for me and I wonder if he can smell me as his head passes my hips.

So you see there are good reasons for girls to wear panties. If I don’t I can find myself in some kind of “situation” shall we say … but then again tomorrow is Saturday night and I’ll be out. Should I wear panties or not? Who will I seduce?

Vibrators are much like cars in that every now and then — you must upgrade.

It is very possible to know someone’s personality from the car they drive … or in how they take care of it. I think the same is true for girls … you can tell a lot about them from the type of vibrator they use. Every girl has one, likes them, or wants one secretly. And if not, well we’re talking about a babe who is as cold as a refrigerator.

A vibrator is almost a girl’s best friend and if it’s not then it should be. Some girls like ‘em big, some girls like ‘em small, but all girls like them with multiple settings! I personally like the softee type since I am not as excited by shoving a hard cold plastic dick into my pussy! I like and prefer the real thing or to get a toy as close the real thing as possible. I’m not a pocket rocket girl - I want it big.

So off to the adult store we went! My best friend and me that is … we did a little shopping this week! And we do like to waltz in there wearing something sexy. It’s always fun because we are not the least bit shy — we get loud talking and laughing while comparing vibrators. The adult store we like is a SUPERSIZED adult store and its always busy. It’s where strippers can go to buy their outfits and you can even get some lingerie. Both the silky type and the edible type! The clerk knows us well.

As always our adult store adventures are to make sure that we grab a few new toys, but also we really are seeking attention from horny men. My friend is really the more embarrassing one waving and saying hello to every guy in there! She likes to make them blush, bump into them with her boobs, and then laughs real loud. I can only giggle the whole time and keep instigating her to do it again!

Got such a nice compliment from one of my regular callers. He’s been phone sex - ing me for a few years now actually! He said that no matter where else he’s gone for phone sex in the past — that phone flirts is clearly the best.

I’m a phone sex operator ya know? I hear that stuff all the time and see it in ads so it doesn’t impress me unless it follows with a bit more info about the REASONS for it. I need to hear the “emotions,” the “feelings,” and “the facts” with it so I know it’s genuine. That’s not to sound cynical, but I do get tons of compliments on the site and myself all day long, so I want to know the person means it. That way I can truly appreciate it. Just more real that way to me.

So anyway I thought I’d brag a bit and send him some kudos for being so sweet to me today. He said that I make it so obvious that I am interested in him when he calls. He said that I am actually listening to him, that he knows it, that he feels it, and that it makes all the difference in the quality of the call. He noted that he’s called other phone sex services and has gotten the old “moan and groan” sex line operator grunting while she reads her magazine. He told me about some other girl he called a few times that sat there recounting her health problems and some of the were “mental” ones. So clearly he felt safe and comfortable giving his credit card info to us — because I am so “normal” that he can trust me.

I like that! And yesterday I had a guy call me and we had a nasty old fashioned phone fuck. I asked him beforehand what made him call me considering he probably viewed 1000’s of different phone sex sites. He said basically that my site was literally amazing and that I am a marketing genius. Now that was a great compliment yet at the same time I informed him it was no marketing ploy…. my site is home made, the phone sex is honest, and the rates are reasonably priced. Never fear he told me, he did GET IT coming from me and the site! Now that’s what I’m talking about … compliments … they will get you everywhere with me! Hey it gets you where you want to be with most chicks I think! And if you compliment me enough then yes, my pussy is going to get really wet. See how easy I am? (No pun intended … or maybe it is)

I am a huge Buffy the Vampire fan. I don’t watch much TV but that was one show I just loved. It wasn’t just all the violence, gore, blood, and cliff hanger story lines that kept me attracted…. it was sorta more about a guy in black leather. Ah Spike… the ways in which I would fuck you senseless would drive you mad. Last year he died on Buffy’s final episode and I was crushed. But now they have brought him back to that Angel show. I am not exactly a fan of it - but will need it now to get my weekly dose of Spike… and I hope he is as shirtless on it, as he was on Buffy. I am not getting enough of his nudity yet but I do have faith. Is it wrong for me to watch a silly television show and get wet from someone on it? My mind is always on sex - perhaps too much? Is that possible? I have to do phone sex you see…. if I don’t I end up just sitting here masturbating to some guy on TV. Yes, girls masturbate too when they see someone hot on TV (unless they have crotch rot or something) and I bet you horny men didn’t know that.

Here is a Pondering thing…
How is Phone Sex like Pizza? Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree?

1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have those kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.

2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks - it is still usually worth it.

3.) First one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after awhile you get so saturated with the SAME damn thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good.

4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered by somebody else.

5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just slightly “off” a little. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.

Hey I just now realized as I write this that our 15 minute rate ($16.99) is like the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

We’re hitting the time of year I love. Lots of cool weather where I can grab my someone special and cuddle up on the couch with a warm blanket. Sounds like heaven to me. Also there have been a ton of spooky movies out and I love those. Great date flicks since I can grab the man I am with… while pretending I am scared. Should I happen to grab him in a very private area - I can pretend it was an accident and see what his reaction is. I’ve never “accidentally” grabbed a cock and been rejected … of course I’ve also NEVER really “accidentally” grabbed one. It’s always been intentional.

I think the party we had this weekend will probably be the last big summer one we get. We had a party… a big party. My best friend and I have another pretty wild friend who was jumping from my deck to the neighbors…… you have to stop him from doing these stupid dangerous things, he is a little too crazy. We whispered a few different scenarios to each other about how to trick him into a 3 some with us. shhhhh don’t worry we’ll get him drunk one night… shock him… and then tell you all about it.

What’s worse was his girlfriend was sooooo annoying (which is why we are plotting his sexual take over). She is fairly new to our group of friends and she is trying almost too hard to fit in. She is a grad student and smart, but is also a dancer at a strip club. My friend and I were laughing so hard by her bragging about how much money she makes. She was trying to “pretend” she was so classy and intelligent but it just came across to everyone as she was egotistical. She was a big complainer too, she talked down to everyone thinking she needed to explain and teach them, and kept talking constantly about her sisters wedding. My friend and I were both like: EW shut up. So we snuck into her place and off into the bathroom together.

We got bored listening to all of her stupid talk outside, and got a little frisky together instead! We played a little stink finger lol and then giggled the rest of the night. I guess our philosophy is that the naughty girls let PLEASURE RULE, and the boring girls just talk too much!

I like rugged men, the kind that look good in blue jeans and a tee shirt. A little bit of stubble from not shaving is good hmmm. But then again I also like the look of a man in a suit … you know dressed completely proper and freshly shaven. I like men who wear cologne, but I also get wet from a man drenched in sweat. I like guys with long hair you know — very rebellious and naughty. But I also like the clean cut neat style on some guys. Blondes are hot but; tall, dark, and handsome are damn tasty too. I notice different things on different men — for some it’s their eyes, and on others it is a nice tight ass. I like a man’s hands … total turn on and maybe I am weird but just little silly things like that I notice. My imagination is pretty rich I suppose, and I am a people watcher so I notice the details … and my mind starts creating. I can weave whole tapestries of lust in my mind by just seeing a man I like.

I’m in no damn hurry for wedding bells, that’s for sure. I just feel that it is something you REALLY need to be ready for, it’s a huge life change. So I have this girlfriend who is ready, I guess. We just had her bachelor-ette party last weekend. She is marrying a dentist and he is a really great guy, but I know she won’t tell him everything that happened at her party! We started the night at a local club that we go to often and started drinking pretty early… or at least earlier than I am used to.

It got pretty raunchy, and the bride-to-be did some pretty wild stuff. I’m not complaining - I sorta like rauchy. We had a male stripper come in to perform for us. What a gorgeous guy…. a black guy actually. His “package” was one of the biggest I have ever seen!! It is funny how you add a little booze to girls and they get totally out of hand. A few friends who came to visit from Ohio took this guy back to their hotel room. I was fairly hung over so I haven’t gotten the FULL scoop of what happened yet. I have GOT to hear this one lol.

Tonight I did a call with *T* who is a really cool guy from California. We have been talking forever and he is bi, he loved hearing the story from the bachelor-ette party. The funny thing is he used to be a male dancer actually - so he filled me in on what my friends “probably” did with the black dancer! He told me stories about horny women taking HIM back to their hotel rooms and I have to admit - I got damn turned on! I think I might have missed out on some serious fun!

Well I skipped an entry for last month. Shame on me. But hey it’s summer - a time to be lazy. I can get pretty active this time of year, would you want to sit in the house all day? Nope, me neither. Went up into the mountains a few weekends which is great and still deciding on whether or not to go to the beach. hmmm in the meantime I’m still wearing my bikini quite a bit around here. I get a new one every year… and this one I ordered from Victoria’s Secret catalog. We have a store here locally and while I do love to shop out of the house — they do not have all the merchandise available. So anyway, this year’s suit is black and the top is very much a “bra style” with a little knot look in the front. I should just post the link, so hard to explain. Anyway my neighbor appreciates it. He is a married guy older like 32 or something. He’s the big “Wall Banger” as we call him. I have caught him now while I am on my deck getting some sun… he’s peeking. Do I encourage it?? Would I?? Could I?? Yes. Oh how I’d really like to rise above it, but I can’t, I like misbehaving too much. I wish I could be some smart boring girl who goes to church every Sunday sometimes… but I guess I can’t. I actually learned this about myself as a teenager. I NEED to be gawked at by men.

I don’t pamper myself enough. But I just do not have the time or the inclination. Besides its queer to do ya know? Like will I attempt the “home spa time for Lynn” thing but it’s weird. I start thinking “uh this is for people with too much time on their hands”. I’d rather go to the local spa and be waited on. So that’s what I did today and it was so great. We have a nicely priced spa here, not too ritzy not too dumpy - just right. I was massaged, I had my pores cleaned and a fascial (not the type you’re thinking of), I had my hair done, I had a pedicure (summertime means sandals), I had the whole job. So refreshing to let someone else do all the work for me! I asked for a male to massage me and yes it was totally for the erotism factor — and it was great. A big burly muscle guy rubbed me every which way… six ways til Sunday even. I liked it. Now with a teasing massage who will phone bone me?

Spring has finally sprung and this makes me oh so happy. I’ve been pretty busy on the weekends going out with friends and etc. Yesterday was Sunday and I drove out to the field that Flight 93 crashed in. It’s so close by but I had not made it out there until now. Seeing the memorial is amazing.

In much naughtier news I went to a party recently that got a bit out of hand. A couple went into the bathroom of my friends house and decided to make good use of the “hot tub.” No one could get in to use the toilet and you know what beer does to you. So there were some agitated angry people doing the peepee dance all over the house. The sounds of the couple having sex were also audible in the house.

Yes, it was me in the hot tub with my man. Does that really surprise you?

OK I did something really weird for me today. First of all I woke up early and felt great. Partly due to a mini warm spell we have. OK so 40 degrees is hardly warm, but after the snow and cold weather we’ve had recently — it felt like spring. So I opened the door this morning and I could smell spring in the air and I threw on some really frumpy sweats and went for a walk…LIKE AN OLD WOMAN.

When it comes to exercise I don’t try to kill myself, instead I do yoga. First of all it’s an ancient and modern way to sculpt your body. You can take it as far as you want to — either keeping tone or to build muscles. I, personally, do not like the look of a woman all worked out … just looks gross to me since I feel women are supposed to be soft and feminine.

Another great benefit of yoga is the flexibility. I can get into positions that non-yoga people can’t. Do you get my meaning? uh yes it’s about sex and of course it is.

So that was my morning — walking with the old women.

Well, the snow was dumped on us again. I put the news on and they said “snow… 6-10 inches”. Those measurements SUCK for snow … but are acceptable for body parts. I hate being trapped on the weekends, I did manage to get out though on Saturday before the white stuff hit. The white stuff?? Did *I* say that??

So we had Valentine’s Day … chocolate, lingerie, and cold weather do kinda make a perfect combination I think. I bought a new bed in January, and I am now wondering “if” and “when” you can wear out a new mattress from having too much sex on it. Already it seems a little worn. I will put it to the test and keep you updated on that. I bought one of those mattress cover thingies that is stain resistant … except it isn’t. I’ve already had to wash the man stains off a few times … sigh. More white stuff sheesh.

Let’s see what else? As I look out my window at snow I decided it’s time to make my beach plans. Hot sun, cold brew, and me in a bikini laying in the sand for days on end. Only thing missing from my fantasy is a stiff hard one (and no I don’t mean a drink cause I already said that).

Oh well let’s see … what’s new in my not so exciting life? Had nice holidays and hope you did too if you are reading this.

I don’t celebrate a specific “religious” holiday, I basically recognize them all. I’m too open minded I guess to think that one is “the right way” over another with religion. Just my personal useless opinion. So I tend to have many activities going on with quite a variety of people.

On a more interesting note, I went to the grocery store this week because I was out of something and I ran out real quick so I looked pretty crappy. I just had on some jeans and a very faded black long sleeved tee shirt. Now these are my slob clothes that I might do a quick errand in. I mean its passable but definitely not hot looking. The store was crowded and I was grabbing some veggies and some guy started to talk to me. I am real friendly with everyone in public — so I am chatting away and he makes it now obvious that he is flirting.

I am a complete flirt. I flirt with grandmothers and everyone. So I flirted right back naturally. Nothing came of the whole thing … but basically he told me he has never seen a girl look so good in jeans before. LOL — I had to laugh because I thought I looked HORRIBLE. Guess it shows you that what is sexy to people varies completely! I guess there is no “right way” with sex either! It’s all a matter of personal tastes :o)

How I wish I had the time to write everyday. I just get too busy with doing calls and the like. Some days I barely get a break! (lucky lucky lucky me!) I wish I could write more often because I have these great little stories to tell about my callers. Today a guy I’ll name *M* called me who was totally new. He was very sweet and said he was totally new to the whole phone sex thing. He said he looked around at tons of sites and they turned him off. I wasn’t sure what he meant so I got inquisitive. He basically said my site was obviously “amateur” and “welcoming”. I just thought it was a real nice compliment since it is my intention to be that way! So then he told me that a good friend of his actually told him he should try phone sex - that it was lots of fun. I expected it to be a female that introduced the idea to him but it turns out to have been a male friend. I was shocked that guys talked about it but apparently it was true…. and *M*’s friend was right because he said he totally enjoyed our time together! He even sent me the sweetest little email message and we found out that we had a lot in common with each other (he is the same age as me). The cool thing about it is that he was such a nice guy…… that I might have never had the chance to talk to if it wasn’t for my job!

I love to ponder things… I am naturally analytical. I use that as a talent because I know how to make it work best for me. For instance: I use it sexually….

I have a motive for every item I wear. Every move I make seductively in public is calculated. I tease with intent … and the longer the tease lasts, then the more I like it. I mean it when I do it, and I am well aware how I can use my feminine “power” to my advantage.

I am also very decisive. I narrow my view to a certain guy in a club. Usually it’s a guy who appears a little shy, or less attention seeking than his friend. The guy who makes quick eye contact with me and looks away … but I can always keep catching him peeking at me. I like those types of guys … the perfect ones to tease. I can always catch him in my web.

Ah summertime. So many things NOT to wear in the heat. You know I actually hate wearing panties in the summer. Strange maybe, I don’t know … but I hate the way they stick to my “goodies.” I opt for cut offs without panties in the summer. It’s somewhat a naughty feeling too when I go out and about. My shorts tend to be … well, short! And even if they aren’t really revealing shorts… I like the way not wearing any panties makes me feel. It just brings out the “slut” in me … and she isn’t hiding too deep to begin with.

So the Holiday is upon us. Looks like a pretty cool party day. In fact, I have friends coming over. And, no… I won’t be wearing any panties.

This past week was super hectic with calls! I spoke to a guy on Friday who will of course remain nameless… but HE will know who he is! He was so hot…. I think we talked at least an hour, probably a little more. This was a totally new guy to me, and we talked a lot the other services he has used in the past. How crazy is it to spend $3.99 per minute and know that the girl is sitting in some cubicle? He had tons of bad experiences with that type of phone sex service. He said, “the operators make it obvious that they hate their job”. I thought that was interesting! How could any woman with a decent sex drive hate being a phone sex operator?

It is a wicked cool job. I work from home, I can study all day as I continue to work on my Master’s Degree in between calls. I don’t have some ugly boss standing over my shoulder. I can be in my nightie during a call or fully dressed with hair done etc. I can make damn good money that covers all my schooling costs, my living expenses, and my weekend entertainment. I get lots of FUN in this work for sure. I don’t just mean all the masturbation lol, I also mean that most callers are just great men to talk to! I just enjoy talking about mundane stuff with them, and consider many them to be my friends. Something about phone sex just totally intrigues me though, can’t explain it, can’t get over it, and can’t deny it. There is something really cool about doing something so private (masturbation) and being open about it with a total stranger! I love it so much I can’t say enough about it! I love those sounds that a man makes while he is doing his dirty deed. It is a thrill, a turn on, almost in itself a taboo! Thank goodness I don’t work in some stuffy office!

Yesterday I had what I guess was a migraine headache. I wasn’t real sure and had to ask someone I knew about them. It wasn’t horrible or anything, just annoying as I am not used to headaches without a hang over lol. But I ended up finishing my day earlier than normal. I honestly can not do, and have a fun phone call if I don’t feel well. I want to enjoy myself too, and it’s impossible when you are not feeling like your normal self.

But interestingly, due to the lack of sex during my normal day - I had a wickedly naughty sex dream. It was one of those very vivid ones where you almost FEEL it. Apparently I was feeling this one lol as I woke up in the middle of a very intense orgasm. It was a really long and slow throbbing sensation. It was so strong that literally it woke me up. I’m damn glad it did, of course, or I might not have remembered it! I felt great this morning too lol!

My boyfriend always says I am a little nymphomaniac - that I need too much sex. He says I am horny every waking moment, but I am also horny in my sleep too lol!