One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.
I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?
I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.
So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.
Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.
I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.
Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.
I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.
These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.
Yes. I am a party girl by nature. I was born a flirt. I like to have fun. Can I be home on New Years Eve? HELLLLLL NO. I got plans tonight baby, I’m going out, and there will be heavy drinking of alcohol involved. You didn’t really think a girl like me would stay home did you?
I got my outfit selected. I bought some new lipstick. I got the tunes picked out. I got the friends and the man lined up. Ahhh New Years is totally one of my favorite holidays. It’s what life is all about… getting drunk and passing out in a corner… er oh I really mean… “it’s about cutting loose and having a BLAST”.
It’s kinds like phone sex actually. Same kind of freedom. Same kind of fun. Just usually not so much alcohol. Talking to me is cheaper than a case of beer though. So set your resolutions, be sure to include a call to me, cause… 2009 is gonna be awesome.
I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.
All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.
I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.
Does being a phone sex lover contribute to good karma? I think it does. I have just always viewed phone sex as two things: #1 a FUN and an easy going experience and #2 about helping people.
Ok does that sound all egotistical to say that I HELP people? It might, but that is what I fucking believe, ok? LOL. I really do.
My life has changed a lot over the years since I embarked into my phone sex career…I’ve completed my education, I’ve grown as a person… blah blah. But I’ve never walked away from it, because ultimately I have always believed that what I do has VALUE in the world. I also value the people I talk with.
It’s a lofty responsibility to get soooo intimate with people (when it’s done right), to discuss deeply personal experiences or desires… and to still enjoy it all the time. Masturbation in and of itself is a taboo; it’s not something we often discuss with our friends or relatives. It makes things fun for me, I love to intellectualize it.. and DO IT.
I’ve been lucky… callers share things with me whether it’s glimpses into their personal lives, or just their dirty fantasies. I consider myself fortunate to hear those “secrets”, and to get to talk to so many different people. It’s made me smarter beyond my years. I’ve never been one to expect or ask for tips and gifts… it’s just too tacky for me. Instead I just enjoy the time I spend on the telephone with each guy I talk to.
For the caller… being able to express your sexuality freely to a woman can be liberating… and definitely pretty naughty! I feel that I get to HELP people by providing this environment for them. It can be even better to talk to someone who has a genuine interest in you beyond just moaning in your ear too. I do not understand why more people aren’t able to openly discuss sex or masturbation, I guess I have become so open minded that I can’t understand an unwillingness to listen to someone else’s fantasies.
Sure, what I do for a living isn’t brain surgery, but I am answering my own calling… of the slutty variety. I just think and feel I am creating a positive karmic effect by making men happy. I have often wondered if there is a “horny bitch” heaven… and if so…. then I should have one big ass harp waiting for me there!
So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.
You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.
Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”
First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.
As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?
We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.
Voice and Speech My voice sounds like whiskey honey… it will warm you from the inside out. My pattern of speech is slow and deliberate, seductive and sultry. My voice has been compared to velvet and it will capture your attention right away.
My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.
I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.
I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.
I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.
Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.
Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!
Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess
I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!
Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.
The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:
I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!
Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!
Now if you are as demented as me and need to see this… you can rent it online, or own it by clicking here –> Not the Bradys XXX
Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You’re a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
I stumbled across this link from some forum and thought it was pretty cute! It’s just one of those freebies on the internet that can make you smile. I am wondering if it can give you a stiffy though. So click on the banner and listen to a sexy voice moan out your computer’s IP address.
Enjoy
Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene amount of money on it. Business has been pretty good – what can I say?
I am now ready for the shopping excursion to get all new clothes for it. I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so I have a different one for each day. Each summer I purchase a new one, and retire one. This year I’m retiring a cute little purple one and I’ll try to replace it this weekend.
I love the way a bikini feels against my skin, and more importantly I love the attention I get from it. In real life I am somewhat normal – if you can believe that! I am not mega-slut for real, just on the internet lol. But I do love to see men inappropriately watching me when I am in my bikini. Wearing a bikini is almost like being naked in public and that appeals to my personal fantasy.
I always had what I have called my slight exhibitionist desire. I like the idea of sex in public and being watched, or being seen naked etc. Wearing a bikini is close to it, without breaking a law lol. In some ways I like the tease of it even more then full exposure. I can remember laying out in the sun on the beach about 2 years ago and some couple I didn’t know were nearby. The angle at which they were sitting allowed the husband (or boyfriend, whatever he was) to have a clear shot of my bikini crotch if I dared to open my legs. I’m sure you can guess that I did. I had to see if he noticed, and once I knew he noticed I didn’t do it again. I liked the idea of giving him a “little” and then taking it away.
Maybe this year I will “accidentally” flash some nipple slip to some poor unsuspecting husband. In any case… I cannot wait to get into my bikini, on the beach, and be a tease. Life is hard when your main focus is men. Poor poor me.
I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.
One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!
To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.
Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.
Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.
Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.
To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman
I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best with chicks that form better bonds with men over other girls. Rarely do I have a lot of girlfriends at once, never did, I always got along better with guys.
Now mind you, I am feminine… I am not a bully type of personality chick that people look at and wonder if I am a lesbian. You know the stereotype right? (joke) No, I am very feminine; however, my personality is more blunt, and often times other girls can’t handle the things I say. I am not one of those girls that tells her friend she looks great in blue if she looks like hell in it. Of if her boyfriend sucks then I say it. Girls hate that! I can’t help it! But it’s cool because I expect to be told the truth back.
So “asswipe” and I have this great friendship because she is a lot like me, never really enjoying the company of other females much. We’re not into talking about weddings, baby showers, and keeping up with the neighbors. In fact we laugh a hell of a lot and I think it’s because we just have a more crude sense of humor.
“Asswipe” actually doesn’t live near me boohoo… but we are planning this visit where she is going to come for a week and stay at my place early this summer. I am so looking forward to it because the weather is finally getting better around here to where you can take advantage of outdoor activities. I am not talking about planting flowers (like typical girls might) … I am talking about field parties with loads of drinking hehe.
I keep trying to talk “asswipe” into doing some calls with me. She’s remaining shy about it at this point, but I am going to keep up the pressure. (I hope she is not reading this and discovering my plot). If I can convince her… there could be lots of personal benefits involved….. all of them kinda lesbian-ish.
Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls
I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.
On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.
I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.
Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.
My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!
It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.
So my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our little anniversary this weekend. Its 2 years and counting. We have a nice solid mature relationship. I can count the arguments we’ve had and he’s never so much as raised his voice to me. We’ve got a lot in common. He’s great to me, I am the perfect little minx at home and the proper lady in front if friends. I’d say I was a lady in public… however, that’s not always true.
Take this past Saturday night for example; Saturday my man was busy with his work so I rang up the gal pal to hit up our favorite little drinking spot. I didn’t have to twist her arm… her hubby was on her nerves because he’s a lot more conservative than she is. She accepted my invitation with excitement. When we get together… there is trouble. Or at least usually Karaoke. Anyway….
I picked her up in my car and we drove to our place. Fixed our lipstick, got our drinks. My little admirer was there of course, a 21 year old college boy with great eyes and a perfect smile. He’s so damn cute and shy – just the way I like ‘em… which means he is corruptible. We’ve had this on going flirtation for quite awhile now and he is still too shy to blatantly hit on me. That’s cool, I’m a taken woman (I keep reminding myself) and I love a good tease. So that’s what I do… flirt and tease…. And almost dare him to make a move.
Did you ever drink Kamakazies? Oh my goodness they do go down smooth and easy. I like to drink, but I am not good at it and don’t do it often enough to have a good tolerance. Now my girlfriend on the other hand may have the goal of becoming a raging alcoholic… she can drink any guy under the table. In other words… soon we were dancing, singing loudly, falling over the place. You get the picture right?
Lucky for me I have my little admirer; he tries to keep me in line by being very protective. I think I freak him out a little because he is so shy. He was chasing me all over the place cleaning up the mess I kept making by spilling my drinks everywhere. Eventually it was time to slow it down, chill out, and sober up to drive home later.
I was a good girl yet again damn it. This guy is so sweet; I know I could take him home one night and totally do obscene things to him. He’s younger than me and I have this fantasy of being the “older woman” teaching the young anxious virginal guy. Anyway he is always so disappointed when I leave the bar. He looks so cute, like a little puppy dog with sad eyes. He knows I am involved with someone, so he’s always well mannered and polite.
When I got home I was in the horny state from all my flirtations and adding alcohol to my system just brings out my natural animal. I fucked my man silly and thought about my boy toy left at the bar who was probably home by now jerking off and thinking about me. At least that’s my hope. Maybe I’ll ask him next time I see him.
So I went to the local salon yesterday evening. I don’t normally leave during my work schedule but since the holidays are falling on weekends this year I had no choice. I got my eyebrows waxed. I got my nails done. I got my toenails done. I got my hair highlighted just a touch.
Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted sweater with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink lol. I got a pair of stretchy tight fitting jeans that sit low on my waist.
I did all this for New Years Eve – a time in which I intend to party my little heiny off. I will go out with some of my very best friends to drink shitloads of beer and shake my booty. I am a beer girl through and through…I do like Vodka but I don’t drink those foofoo sissy girlie drinks with umbrellas or fruit. I don’t drink often anymore, but when I do I pretty much wanna get wasted.
I’m a conservative type of person in general until you really get to know me. Maybe reserved is a better choice of words. But once you get to know me my wit comes across much clearer and so forth. I’m very ladylike I guess and well mannered in public for instance. But when I drink – I tend to totally drop my guard.
My best girlfriend and I drink alike. Does that make sense? Let me explain better. We grew up together, we learned to drink together, to sneak out of the house, and all the naughty things you do in school. We drink at the same identical pace. We have about the same tolerance level, and we get silly together at the exact same time. We also compete… who can be MORE obnoxious etc once we’ve hit the perfect buzz. We were very popular at frat parties or in bars a few years back. We’ve both settled down a wee bit… but every new years eve we get crazy again.
So all you perverts and casual surfers think of me tomorrow night about 11:45pm having to be picked up off the floor. I intend to party down. Don’t worry I won’t be driving! So you have a safe and Happy New Year too!!!!
My boyfriend was over last week one day and I was having some work done by a designer which he became aware of. (she did a great job on my blog didn’t she?) I don’t share much about the day to day work stuff with my boyfriend, and honestly he doesn’t care a whole lot about advertising, marketing, and web design.
He asked me if I ever write about him, and I said no I really didn’t. He told me that I should. I asked him, “Well honey what should I write”? He said very arrogantly that I should post about what a stud puppet he is.
It’s true I guess… he IS my little stud puppet. I like to put him to work a lot… men are supposed to do a lot of work you know. But the job is always my body. This past Sunday (yesterday) we decided to stay in bed pretty much all day for sex. We don’t see each other much during the week so we have lots of fucking to squeeze into the weekends. Saturday was some holiday thing we had to do, and that means we were not at my place banging that night. We saved it up for Sunday then.
Did you ever try to do that? Just stay in bed all day and fuck? I mean, basically you do have to get up to use the bathroom, and sometimes it’s because there is some cum stuck in your hair etc. You also do need to eat as well because good sex makes you hungry. And of course you must replenish fluids frequently. But the rest of your time is spent on sex. Sure, you do end up red and raw… but do you REALLY mind that? I don’t.
I am proud to share that my stud puppet was able to get his dong stiff 11 times yesterday. We did it predominately in bed, once on the floor. As you can see… it is true he is a stud. Now he can be happy when I tell him I posted about him.
Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”
Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!
Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.
I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.
I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.
Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……
One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.
To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?
He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.
What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.
I hate to sound like an ego maniac… (well not really) but I had a few desktop wallpapers made up of… ME. Now all you have to is click on one and the larger size will open in a new window. Then save it to your computer! Let me know what you think of these…
I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too.
Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.
A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.
Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.
Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.
And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.
READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.
When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.
Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.
Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.
If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.
There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!
Do you like porn? Yeah me too. What? I knew you’d say yes ya pervert. For me, porn is supposed to turn me on. As a female I want some sexy teases, to see the actors undress, and then go for the hardcore. I want a little of the working into it. Don’t bother to give me a plot, they only come out stupid. Sometimes the compilation style porn is better because they drop the horrendous dialogue and jump into sex scenes instead. However, if you attempt to give me a plot then it should be interesting. I think most of us know that it rarely occurs… but a good example of smut with plot may be my post of my favorite porn movie Cafe Flesh.
The other thing for me and porn…. I prefer amateur style stuff. I can enjoy the other stuff too, but I’d rather watch people who aren’t perfect looking. Amateur babes without big fake looking boobs is just plain hotter to me. I like real looking people with some flaws and then I like to watch them fuck. Let me see a teensy bit of seduction and undressing then get at it. I like to watch undressing…. I dunno why, I just do.
One of the things about porn that most people have to agree about but rarely discuss is the “joke” to it. I think any porn fan has to admit to it, we have all sometimes rented DVDs to laugh at more than to get turned on by. Oh, believe me, I am not saying the movie won’t end up turning you on too, but sometimes we rent them due to the humorous titles.
Sometimes the titles are so hilarious, that it just wants to make you see it. Or perhaps I am the only chick in the world that has such a warped sense of humor? Nooo I CAN’T be the only one. I had to present you with my current favorite titles and see if you think they are as hilarious as I do. I put them into my rental queue; I have to see them.
Poop Chute Pumpers and Shit Hole Lickers Bust a Nut in Grandma’s
Just click on them and they will open up to a larger size.
