One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can read my phone sex diary, you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

Check out some new pics Just click on them and they will open up to a larger size.

If you don’t wanna marry me… then give me a call instead!

So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.

The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:

I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!

Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!

Now if you are as demented as me and need to see this… you can rent it online, or own it by clicking here –> Not the Bradys XXX

Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

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Good thing Phone Flirts aren’t automated. I got a hoot out of this.

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

So let me give you some choices my dear horny fellows:

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Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little get-a-way. She’s married so I guess her guy is on her nerves a little, mine really isn’t… but it’s still good to get out with your pals and party down once in a while. You have to refresh yourself sometimes and I like to do that often.

I’ve talked to a lot of new callers lately. One yesterday told me the site is the best he has ever seen. He also said he took some time to read my blog and appreciated that I was just down to earth. That’s cool… I like to think I am down to earth.

Another guy I talked to recently said he was EXTREMELY shy. I like that so I told him it was okay with me. The funny thing about shy callers is they usually warm up to me pretty quickly and easily. See… if you hadn’t noticed I am NOT shy lol…so I am not afraid to talk, or do most of the talking or leading. This guy warmed up quite nicely… he got comfortable or used to me and started to open up. The next thing you know and equal amount of dirty talking was flowing smoothly.

The moral of this story is this… sure you may be a little shy. In real life I can be occasionally too. (Though my friends may tell you different). Good phone sex works best if you just relax…. Ahhh big sigh. I take my time with shy guys… I won’t jump right in and sound like some phone sex commercial spewing forth moans and grunts. Nope, I am capable of a conversation and furthermore I WANT to interact a little bit with you. The best phone sex is always with someone you like… someone you feel comfortable with… hence the title of this post.

I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also.

I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to consider him number 19.

I’ll name this caller “J” for the purpose of this post. So “J” being a bit jaded from calling your less than personal style phone sex services said to me “Lynnea I’m blind and have been blind all my life. I hope it doesn’t scare you”. Apparently he has had past problems with operators.

I chuckled. I giggled. Then I told him about my other phone flirts groupies. He was stunned but not shocked he said. “J” said that what attracted him to call me was the text on my website. His reader program had a lot to do and he said he enjoyed the full display of my personality from the serious to the goofy side, from the professional to the witty side etc etc. I could on just to compliment myself as good as he did – but you get the point.

I liked that. The one thing I always wanted to get across is that I am a real girl which means there are many facets to my personality. I’m not constantly in the middle of doing sexy things. I’m not walking around the house in lingerie and high heels. Now, could you catch me fresh from the shower? SURE you could. But you may also catch me doing my yoga routine which is much less sexy… unless you can appreciate my flexibility

I am proud to say that I have many blind callers and they are devoted to me, which is a really cool thing. It can be a challenge, but I often end up describing the other senses more so in a fantasy with them… and they appreciate that. I am also proud to say that I’ve been able to turn them on with just simple words on a website too. So here is to you “J” … a great big sloppy wet kiss and anywhere that you want it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I hate to sound like an ego maniac… (well not really) but I had a few desktop wallpapers made up of… ME. Now all you have to is click on one and the larger size will open in a new window. Then save it to your computer! Let me know what you think of these…

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too.

Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Did you hear on TV or read somewhere about the whole big split between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Who cares right? Not me, not until I heard it was all due to Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie!

Can you imagine it? Two of the hottest people on this planet were having phone sex! I’d do them BOTH in real time and over the phone. I thought it was so cool! Angelina is gorgeous and of course Brad Pitt can do me doggie style anytime he feels like it.

So guys - if you call a phone sex service and yet somehow think you are a loser for it… think again! For gods sake if Brad Pitt does it then I’d say it’s perfectly ok for you to do it too. lol.

Hello horny boys. Now rarely will you ever see me ranting political comments on the website… I just don’t normally do that type of thing. However, I am very tired of the whole FCC crap. We’re in one of the big Clear Channel locations that lost Howard Stern. I miss my Stern show and all the craziness that went with it. I’m tired of all this FCC stuff so I thought I might share a link with you…. www.stopfcc.com If you do not want the government deciding for you what you watch or listen to then you will want to check it out! Free speech in the US!!!!!

This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw me in the Swinger Calendar … and I have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let me know! I’ll be happy to mail you one. Supplies are almost gone — so please act quickly as I am sure that once I post this I’ll get swamped. It’s first cum first served hehe. I’ll take requests as long as the supply lasts and I don’t usually make these special offers available on the site! Oh and one more thing - make sure you check out our recently added Free Gallery Page for lots of naughty photos to whack off to!

Some callers use cell phones when they call me. Sure, cell phones are allowed, but please make sure the phone quality is good. In general you probably know if your cell phone has good sound quality or if it doesn’t. I want and expect to hear you clearly - just as you expect to hear me clearly. If the quality isnt acceptable - I will turn your call down and suggest that you call back on a land line. Keep in mind also that a cell phone isn’t entirely “private” when calling me with your personally identifiable information. Just thought I’d mention that! You may at least want to call me on a landline just to ensure your privacy when giving us credit card details.