Had yet another interesting conversation today with a caller of mine. He is what I consider a relatively new caller… just for about the last 9 months. I hear from him weekly and he is a super nice guy.

I did all the normal billing stuff to set up his call and when I got back to him “ready to go” he told me “you must be in a good mood today”.

I said “you think so”?

He said, “Yes, but then you always sound like you are happy to hear from me”.

I said, “Well, I am silly”.

This prompted a discussion about phone sex operators. See, this is rather an easy business to get started, or to get a job in, therefore it tends to be flooded with tons of girls. The problem with that is … that just like any other job, not everyone is actually cut out for it. My callers opinion was that only 10% of the phone sex operators are actually good at and enjoy what they do.

I said, “Really? Has that been your experience?”

He said, “Yes, that has been my experience, without exaggeration.”

WOW, wow, Wowsy whoo whoo. I find this shocking. I told him that it was unfortunate for him to waste that much money to even come to this conclusion.

He said the money wasn’t the issue really. He just considers it a “throw away” call too when he gets someone who has no real interest in him or his fantasies. However, I still think it’s a sad view of the phone sex industry.

I hear this stuff often from callers. It always stuns me. Maybe I am too normal. I just can’t understand any kind of business, or even doing any kind of job… and not wanting to do your best.

Of course, I have talked to callers that I didn’t “click” with. I have also talked to guys whose fantasy isn’t my personal taste, and I have spoken to clients whose fantasies I didn’t even understand. I either do my very best with those callers, or I tell them straight up… “look it’s not going to work with me, you’d be better off going somewhere else”.

Am I stupid for passing up the bucks? No, not in my opinion. My goal is to be sure I am spreading happiness in my life. Hey, if that includes a guy jerking off with a smile, than I feel my work is worthwhile.

But sheesh, I am amazed that callers often feel that way after phone sex. You know, phone sex doesn’t have to be a shady deal, or a skanky experience, and it doesn’t have to lack ethics or even morality.

I cannot fathom fully why many callers feel this way. I do think it’s a shame though. No matter what you pay for, you should get your money’s worth. The business shouldn’t matter either, phone sex or a haircut…. You should be pleased at the end of both.

I get common questions all the time, by Instant Message or even email. I thought I’d put a few here on my blog.

Are there hidden fees? How does this work? Do you hang up on me at the end of my time? What can we talk about? Are you going to mail me anything?

First off I think that callers of phone sex are all worried about the same stuff, and a business with any level of authenticity would put themselves OUT of business if we did totally stupid things! Discretion is a major part of this industry. Yeah, I have heard some horror stories over the years but basically that is the minority.

Nope Phone Flirts doesn’t have any sort of connection fee. The rates here are clearly defined. There are no hidden fees or things added on. Your minutes aren’t fudged on or added to either.

All ya gotta do is call with a credit card and be prepared to give billing information to be processed for your call. Phone Flirts is just like any other business online, so expect to give me as much info as you would at amazon, overstock, or any other retailer. You call time doesn’t actually being until all the billing is taken care of. Simple.

As far as hanging up… no I don’t just abruptly hang up on a client. I have manners lol. We’re real people, you and I, so normally I like to close out a conversation in a realistic human way. If I was rude… would you call back?

I talk about all sorts of things with my callers. It could all be a fantasy or it could be real communication about sex topics. For instance, we may talk on a personal “real” level or we may completely make up a detailed smut story. The point is that we’re not limited by anything else other then our own imaginations or the mood that we’re in.

Of course I’m not gonna mail you anything. That’s one of those “I’d put myself out of business” type of stupid things I mentioned earlier. I know it is a concern of course, but remember that part of my business is discretion. Sending mailings of any kind is not done, nor do I sell, give, or trade your info with another business.

These questions are all already covered on the website, but I thought I’d mention them again here.

I am a huge geek for the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio. I love it, I have it in my house and in my car so I never miss it. Phone sex as a topic comes up on the show often, and they do some of the funniest phony phone calls to phone sex services. They call the service bureau types of ads and get the typical stereotypical phone sex operator. But let me tell you it’s hilarious for me to hear. Check out the vids below, obviously it’s only audio. One is a fake Arnold Swarzenegger and the other is Tracy Morgan. Enjoy!

I have a long time caller that is in residency as a psychiatrist. I’ve known him forever it seems like, and we talk about a lot of things aside from “phone sex”. We end up going a few hours on the phone because we both enjoy good conversation in general too. So you get the point… I like him and we talk as much casually about other topics as much as we talk dirty.

Basically we get into these intellectual conversations about the psychology of phone sex and he is often amazed at my own personal mental stability haha. I always explain that I became a phone sex operator due to choice… not a “need”. I’ve continued to do it because I like it, the masturbation (like who wouldn’t duh), but also I truly enjoy the banter with individual callers too.

So Dr. Whackit, as I will call him with affection, and I were speaking about some of the traits it takes to be a phone sex operator. Then we began to compare it to what he does for a living too and I dunno, it was interesting to me. So I thought I’d share a little of what was said, my point of view, his point of view, and sort of mix it up like a dirty cocktail.

Oh, let me do my disclaimer too… there are lots of smart women in the phone sex industry that can do all of the following just as well, if not better than I. But let’s all face it too… some fall into it without knowledge, education, experience, or even talent etc etc etc. I guess the point is like any other work we have our good eggs and the bad ones. Though, often, the bad eggs are more misinformed than malicious. Ok, there said it.

To be a good phone sex operator, you have to know how to run a business and all the stuff that includes like: customer service, the laws, the boring paperwork etc. You can’t really be a dumb farm girl and totally succeed on your own if taxes, accountants, and the legalities intimidate you. You have to know the difference between profits, losses, demographics, price points, and return on investments. The good news to the boring shit…. is that callers prefer intelligent women who know how to do this. It makes them horny… if this business talk is making you horny right now… then call me.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what true communication is. I don’t mean spouting off a bunch of dirty words either. You have to understand the basic psychology of communication. A good communicator isn’t afraid to say no, and believes in what they say… as well as being able to literally verbalize it to someone else. A good communicator actually wants to hear the other side too. Plus let’s face it… sex…. when we are able to communicate about it – just gets better.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what your true motivations are, and why you are doing it. You have to understand your OWN psychological make up. If you don’t, then you may not really know who you are…. or have the confidence needed to succeed. Without confidence, all you really have is “good intentions” which are not enough. I try to keep my motives “positive” too… I think about things in a positive way, always a new idea, and always a solution to everything. I am also positive that my motivations are perverted. Did I say that?

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have creativity and that is something you either have or you don’t, it doesn’t go away and it doesn’t suddenly return. Creativity happens in many areas of our lives and having a vivid imagination is one a huge part of our sex lives too. So let’s get creative… Let’s find a new way to rub one out and then do it differently the next time too. Let’s be creative and shake things up whoohoo!

To be a good phone sex operator you have to be able to speak. Some girls get caught in the “oh baby hmmmm oh baby” stuff for 10 minutes and there is no substance. Being able to string a sentence together isn’t enough; you have to speak combined with the confidence, creativity, and by using the good communication skills as stated above. Kinda obvious. But also a voice is everything, as well as the use of language.

To be a good phone sex operator you must have the ability not to take things so personally. I am just myself on my calls, but I also separate my life some too. I do not LIVE everything I FANTASIZE about. My business is a part of my life, but it is not my whole life. I don’t have to take things “personally” this way.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have patience. This is not a get rich quick type of business… it grows and grows over time so you have to water the horny plant daily. Each year my goal is to make more money than last year and I have never lost out once. Talk to my accountant – he actually brags about me to other clients lol. (or maybe he just wants to bang me)

So now let’s break it down: professionalism, communication, motivation, confidence, creativity, good speech patterns, not taking things down to a personal level and patience…. Dr Whackit told me these are all important things that he must do or qualities he must have as well to work as a Psychiatrist. You thought I went off the point of the story probably… but no, I had one. Phone Sex can be a little like counseling experience… of course the main objective is more about your penis rather than your childhood experiences… but both things probably need your attention anyway. You just simply seek out 2 different types of pros to handle them.

I got a wickedly nice compliment today from a pretty new caller. He told me that he has called phone sex services/girls for many years and he told me that by far I am the best he has ever spoken with.

Now, let me tell you a secret in the phone sex industry. Anytime a guy shoots his load… and anytime you are a part of it… he says you are the best. Let’s face it… all that release and endorphin high pretty much weaves a magic happy spell on anyone, and especially so on a drooling penis. I know this, and rarely take it seriously. However, I often have very communicative callers, and they can make me believe them with good reason… as was the case today.

Let’s just say if I have any celebrity status in the phone sex world (lol) that it comes from my “I Hate Phone Sex Ads…” theory and mentality. Claiming “I Hate Phone Sex Ads” has been my motto for a very long time now, and I’ve seen it often imitated… but trust me I do subscribe to it’s theory.

I don’t like fakeness… I mean in my real life too. You know the people who are all so happy, peppy, and completely not genuine? Blech. I know I am not unique in the fact that I don’t how to be that way, or maybe it’s just too much effort to constantly put on a mask such as that to the world. I’m just always ME, whether it’s cranky or happy and peppy.

That applies to phone sex too. You know how many ads imply bullshit like… “I can do EVERY fantasy on the planet”… or “I am a total slut every minute of the day”….. or something like that? Call me cynical…. But I don’t believe it. Further, what I often hear from callers makes it even worse.

You don’t need to use a phone sex script to SOUND like one for instance. If ever other word out of an operators mouth is “oh baby” or she just goes in to moan-a-tone sound… it’s ends up sounding like a script even if it isn’t. At the very least… it sounds rehearsed or common placed for the girl. Phone sex with too much structure involved is just like a script too. Don’t we all really want it to be more fun, impulsive, and spontaneous?

I don’t know how to do that phony shit. I just don’t. Part of why I like what I do is because I like people, like to meet them, like to talk to them and get to know them. People interest me, and MEN interest me the most. I could not enjoy myself on any call if I put on a fake front. If I am not enjoying myself in some way… how can the other person? The way I relate to Tom is different than how I relate to Harry… or to Dick…ok let me giggle like crazy now from saying dick… hehehehehehehe

I truly do dislike the way phone sex is advertised, that is not a joke. I think it comes out as cheap most of the time without considering the fact that ALL callers are unique individuals or human beings even. Because of that… I have to work with you as a person, not as a fetish or fantasy where one size fits all. If a guy comes along and says he has a panty fetish… I pick his mind, and I get to his unique secrets.

I don’t “get into my character” when my phone rings… instead I “get into the call”. I question you, I take directions, I add my own creativity, and I give every caller a piece of myself. Cheap phone sex… expensive phone sex… none of that really matters. It’s only a price. What matters most is that you get what you are paying for.

My caller today pointed this all out to me, and we discussed this topic at length. I love to go hard and fast into this type of conversation. I don’t really believe that I am the “BEST”… but what I do believe is that I am a woman with an edge in the phone sex world. I’m a little different, a little more genuine in who I am, and a lot more natural than you might expect. I’m a deep thinker who analyzes myself and my caller. I work hard to make you happy without working hard to be something I’m not. I love phone sex most when a caller truly “gets me”, and enjoys my company for what it is.

One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

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If you don’t wanna marry me… then give me a call instead!

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

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I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

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Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example.

The thing that is great about “R” is that we can laugh, we crack jokes, we exaggerate the roleplay, and crack up together the whole time. It’s cool when you can click in that way with someone. I support fun phone sex lol. I support humor.

“R” is extremely easy to please which is always a nice quality… but sometimes I like to see just how easy he is. On today’s call we decided that my female friend from work would be coming over for a quick lunch meeting with me. Of course there is my fantasy boyfriend with the nasty masturbation habit rubbing one out while I complain he is too much of a pervert. “R” laughs and laughs. I tell him …. “quick get out of here and do that in the bathroom like a normal man before my very innocent friend shows up”. He protests, he selfishly flings cum on my face. I act appalled. We laugh again. The doorbell rings. Oh my goodness I am in a panic because my sweet friend from work will be shocked at how kinky my man is. I open the door to let her in………

“R” is laughing and laughing with his normal enthusiasm and slapping away at his cock with intensity. I hear it “whack whack whack” in the background. He says, “Lynn… tell me what your friend is wearing”………..

I decide to find out just HOW easy “R” is to please now. We’ve known each other for about 2 years, we click, we have fun. I say…… “she’s dressed like Grimace… the purple guy from McDonalds”. (Ok queer but I wanted to see his reaction)

After “R” quit laughing hysterically… never missing a stroke….. he said “Ok cool… can she remove the mask though so I can squirt her in the face”?

I said….. “of course she can silly”. And so she did.

Sure I can admit to it I have a panty fetish. I love to shop for panties. I love to WEAR panties, and I do love to provide a good old fashioned panty tease…. I talk to many panty lovers actually and I adore them. For some reason it totally turns me on to talk about how I might taunt them, or how badly they’d like to sniff my panties.

It’s a fetish I find luscious because it’s about me being in control but without all that harsh domination stuff. I prefer to use my girlish attitude, my sexy style, and my whiskey honey voice to control panty boys through teasing and denying them. Because I honestly do have a huge panty collection it’s easy to describe the different styles I do really wear. I can hear their mouths watering. HUGE turn on for me.

I have one caller who shall of course remain nameless that talks casually to me for a few minutes and then he tries to guess what color panties I have on. See, I am kind of a fashion freak and I believe that when we wear certain colors and those colors reflect our moods. For me, it’s the color of my panties not everything I else I’m wearing. I carefully select the pair I will wear for each day, and sometimes even my preference for the style changes too.

So this caller that guesses the color…. Well he has been a regular customer for a few years now, since I started out in the business actually. His particular fetish doesn’t just include my under things. He likes for me to decide if he gets to cum or not. I always like to keep him guessing until the last minute of his time and it’s kind of a twisted little sex game for us. We both have a blast. He’s gotten to know me pretty well, and a lot of the things I have in my panty drawer. He’s become quite good at it, detecting from my mood what color I have on. It’s impressive!

You know, sometimes I’m wearing pink panties, and they can be any shade of pink. Usually that’s a sign I’m feeling very girlish and feminine. Or perhaps black panties are what I’ve got on… and clearly they mean I’m feeling like the sensual seduction queen. You get the picture? Well let me throw this into the mix then…. strips seem to make me a little meaner and almost always I have to deny him an orgasm. Since he became privy to that one… I had to throw him some curve balls at times just to mix it up.

Is there a moral or point to my panty story? Nope not really. It’s mindless babbling from a dirty panty princess I guess. Though, perhaps, it could spark a new idea for you on our next call. Or maybe it will just get your interest and cock up enough to call me for the first time. Beware if I’ve got on those striped ones though…. They seem to make me very naughty!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

Many of my callers already know that I have a pretty cool boyfriend. Basically though, he is new to this whole phone sex thing. Our relationship isn’t that old so I waited for awhile before I told him what I did. He was cool about it - being an opened minded guy.

Now the cool thing about our relationship is that we give each other space. I like my space and my freedom. He is a work-a-holic (though he doesn’t have the same fringe benefits with his job as I do) so he remains pretty busy on his own during the week. This of course allows me time for my calls and my naughty masturbation habit. However, it also means that he isn’t around when I do calls so he isn’t exposed to it in any way… for better or worse.

The question I always get is… does he know about it if you mastubate? Well, we essentially had a “do not ask” and “do not tell” policy until recently. I admitted to it. I told him a few stories about things I’ve done on calls, and I told him how I liked masturbation in general. So don’t you want to know what his reaction was now? It totally turned him on of course. He thought it was naughty and kind of cool.

So now my new goal is to get him to fuck me while I do a call. Or maybe eat my pussy while I am trying to talk to some poor unsuspecting guy. I always wanted to do that and my previous relationship made that impossible as it was a long distance one. So I am working on him, trying to get him interested. I think it would be damn hot… he is a little nervous about it though. He says he isn’t into other guys and would feel funny talking, like he’d rather remain quiet. I’m not sure that would work. Besides I also feel that lurking in every man and woman is a tiny voyeur button just begging to be pushed. I think if I could convince him to do it once that he’d loosen up.

So you never know… one day I just may succeed…..

We have this fantastic specialty bakery near our condos and they serve the best coffee. Every morning I stop there bright and early for a hot cup. It’s best in the winter of course, because the whole place just warms you up with delicious smells of baked breads and sweet rolls. In the summer it’s extremely hot in there due to the ovens. I shudder what people go through in the hot afternoons.

Anyway since it can still be pretty humid in the summer to be stepping into a warm place like that, I must wear very little clothes. Today when I went in I had on cut off shorts which do run rather small and a little black tank top with spaghetti straps that reveal my bra straps. I might slip on a normal pair of tennis shoes and just grab my wallet and car keys. Usually business men and women are the ones grabbing a cup of java in the morning, so I sort of stand out in my “dressed down” clothes.

Today this extremely good looking business man was in front of me. I had never seen him in there before. He was well groomed and well dressed in his suit. Normally I am more attracted to a guy in jeans, a more rugged look; but this one was so attractive and even smelled great. He didn’t seem to pay much attention to me beyond a glance he gave me when I stepped in line. But I kept checking HIM out, I sort of shifted my positions several times to see him better lol. I think I may have been a little too obvious that I was ogling him.

When the cashier went to ring him up he said, “Please include the lovely lady’s order behind me also.” And so he paid for my coffee. I stood there until he got his change and thanked him. He said and I quote, “no thank YOU, it’s a pleasure to buy coffee for such a naturally gorgeous young lady.”

What a way to start my morning off right! A hot guy, a hot cup of coffee, and a fresh pair of panties soiled already! Turn me on with compliments and I can’t help it if I drip like a faucet. lol