I can’t be around all the time, as cool and as fun as my “work” is…. (and I used the term work loosely lol) I can’t be available 24 hours per day. Sometimes I have to get out of the house even though working at home is cool… I don’t want to be trapped inside ALL of the time. I am actually quite active…. I am doing some evening college courses, I have a boyfriend in my real life, I spend time with my best girl friend, and of course I have family etc.

So when you are hankering for a jerking off fix and I am not around… I have some girls you can talk to instead. You can find them at www.foneflirts.com which is my new sister site. Be sure to check it out, I’ve added a bunch of new chickies lately. And the thing you’ll probably love most… these girls have no taboos.

The rates are different then mine so pay special attention to the preamble recording when you call. 7 minute quickies are only $13.93 and then it’s $1.99 each minute after. And please note that recording is in MY voice so you know 100% I am not passing you off on some shitty service. I endorse it fully.

Had yet another interesting conversation today with a caller of mine. He is what I consider a relatively new caller… just for about the last 9 months. I hear from him weekly and he is a super nice guy.

I did all the normal billing stuff to set up his call and when I got back to him “ready to go” he told me “you must be in a good mood today”.

I said “you think so”?

He said, “Yes, but then you always sound like you are happy to hear from me”.

I said, “Well, I am silly”.

This prompted a discussion about phone sex operators. See, this is rather an easy business to get started, or to get a job in, therefore it tends to be flooded with tons of girls. The problem with that is … that just like any other job, not everyone is actually cut out for it. My callers opinion was that only 10% of the phone sex operators are actually good at and enjoy what they do.

I said, “Really? Has that been your experience?”

He said, “Yes, that has been my experience, without exaggeration.”

WOW, wow, Wowsy whoo whoo. I find this shocking. I told him that it was unfortunate for him to waste that much money to even come to this conclusion.

He said the money wasn’t the issue really. He just considers it a “throw away” call too when he gets someone who has no real interest in him or his fantasies. However, I still think it’s a sad view of the phone sex industry.

I hear this stuff often from callers. It always stuns me. Maybe I am too normal. I just can’t understand any kind of business, or even doing any kind of job… and not wanting to do your best.

Of course, I have talked to callers that I didn’t “click” with. I have also talked to guys whose fantasy isn’t my personal taste, and I have spoken to clients whose fantasies I didn’t even understand. I either do my very best with those callers, or I tell them straight up… “look it’s not going to work with me, you’d be better off going somewhere else”.

Am I stupid for passing up the bucks? No, not in my opinion. My goal is to be sure I am spreading happiness in my life. Hey, if that includes a guy jerking off with a smile, than I feel my work is worthwhile.

But sheesh, I am amazed that callers often feel that way after phone sex. You know, phone sex doesn’t have to be a shady deal, or a skanky experience, and it doesn’t have to lack ethics or even morality.

I cannot fathom fully why many callers feel this way. I do think it’s a shame though. No matter what you pay for, you should get your money’s worth. The business shouldn’t matter either, phone sex or a haircut…. You should be pleased at the end of both.

Something that is rarely said or at least I’ve never seen it said so on a phone sex site…. Is that YOUR “sound” is very important to the level of “fun” you get on a phone sex call.

I have had many guys call me for instance on such shitty cell phones, that I have to have them repeat themselves many times. Um… that’s a turn off for you and for me. Cell phones also have a tendency to “drop” calls all the time, which can become frustrating and annoying.

Speaker Phones… omg ewwww, their sound quality is crap too. They either sound like the receiver is shoved in your mouth or you sound a million miles away.

Internet phones suck… Skype (which is blocked from my service altogether) and macjik jack phones all suck too. No nice way to say it… the quality is crap.

If I can’t hear you well… you are probably not going to get a good phone sex call. It’s distracting if I have to focus too hard on every word to “hear” you rather than “absorbing” what you say. I make sure I have a quality phone and a good headset. I spend a great deal of research and money on them to be sure I’ve got the best equipment. And before you second guess me lol I had a physical recently and my hearing was checked…. They told me that my hearing was 100%. The doctor even said that rarely does anyone score perfectly…. But I did. So….

Yes, it’s true and it all has to be true for other phone sex operators too. If we can’t hear you well then it does have an impact on your call, and not in a positive way. When you place a call with a phone sex service use a good phone, it makes all the difference sometimes.

I get common questions all the time, by Instant Message or even email. I thought I’d put a few here on my blog.

Are there hidden fees? How does this work? Do you hang up on me at the end of my time? What can we talk about? Are you going to mail me anything?

First off I think that callers of phone sex are all worried about the same stuff, and a business with any level of authenticity would put themselves OUT of business if we did totally stupid things! Discretion is a major part of this industry. Yeah, I have heard some horror stories over the years but basically that is the minority.

Nope Phone Flirts doesn’t have any sort of connection fee. The rates here are clearly defined. There are no hidden fees or things added on. Your minutes aren’t fudged on or added to either.

All ya gotta do is call with a credit card and be prepared to give billing information to be processed for your call. Phone Flirts is just like any other business online, so expect to give me as much info as you would at amazon, overstock, or any other retailer. You call time doesn’t actually being until all the billing is taken care of. Simple.

As far as hanging up… no I don’t just abruptly hang up on a client. I have manners lol. We’re real people, you and I, so normally I like to close out a conversation in a realistic human way. If I was rude… would you call back?

I talk about all sorts of things with my callers. It could all be a fantasy or it could be real communication about sex topics. For instance, we may talk on a personal “real” level or we may completely make up a detailed smut story. The point is that we’re not limited by anything else other then our own imaginations or the mood that we’re in.

Of course I’m not gonna mail you anything. That’s one of those “I’d put myself out of business” type of stupid things I mentioned earlier. I know it is a concern of course, but remember that part of my business is discretion. Sending mailings of any kind is not done, nor do I sell, give, or trade your info with another business.

These questions are all already covered on the website, but I thought I’d mention them again here.

I talked to a new guy today from Florida and when I first start out on any call… I always ask a very specific phone sex question, it just helps me to really figure out the best way to approach a call. As stated all over my site… I try to tailor calls to each guy. Once I had that info… Mr. Florida proceeded to ask me to tell him a real sex story from my life.

Now, I don’t know why… but that always makes me pause. It’s not that I am shy… but without an idea of what someone is seeking I sort of feel like I am being put in front of the class and given a pop quiz. It’s takes me a second to pull it together. Maybe it’s some sort of self esteem thing, I dunno. Also I prefer to kind of know a theme that someone likes. In other words, my idea of a sexy story might not be the same as yours. In this case I picked one and began it just hoping it would work out.

There is a difference between telling a real story… and an “invented” stereotypical phone sex one. A true story needs a “set up”, it requires a few details on other players in it, and it also tends to make you speak in a very natural tone of voice and pattern of speech. In other words… I can’t tell the story in that monotone phone sex operator pace with exaggerated tones. Even some tidbits of a memory come at the wrong time, small pieces of details you should have mentioned earlier but neglected, and in a true story that just happens. A sex story doesn’t just jump to…. “yeah I was sucking off 10 men in the bathroom”… it has a progression to it.

As I am telling the story… the caller is totally quiet. This is a very common event, but also can be unnerving if you aren’t getting feedback that you are on the right track or turning him on. But as I said, it’s not uncommon and I just continued.

I barely got to the good part… when Mr. Florida announced he had cum. I was almost shocked (and rarely do I get shocked lol) He said he had never had another phone sex girl tell a story in such a way, so detailed that he could envision it in his mind. He also implied he liked the way it was a seduction rather than a bunch of nasty words being spewed in his ear. He said… and I QUOTE…. “you have made this an art form”.

His compliment was genuine and really made my day. I asked him if he had reviewed my whole site and he said yes. I told him to look for my little blog message about him today. So here it is Mr. Florida! Thank you for being such a nice and classy guy, you were a pleasure to speak with, and I hope you send me that photo we discussed.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman

Phone Sex is an impulse purchase isn’t it? Basically… it happens after a good stiff bone pops up… and you come across a phone sex ad. Phone Sex isn’t really a hobby, therefore you aren’t putting a lot of research or effort or time into it. Phone Sex is not a commitment, a relationship, and it’s much easier/cheaper then a date. Ultimately you don’t really want to get all committed to something either. The point behind it is to grab your twinkie and beat it until the cream center explodes. Phone sex is like having a little company while you do it.

The Phone Flirts Philosophy on Phone Sex is that YOU… the caller is the one who defines what “erotic”, “dirty”, and “kinky” really means.

Target market: Working Class Men, Average Joe, Bargain Hunters, Perverts who Watch their Money, Semi-professionals and craftsman, Highly educated professionals & managers, blue collar workers, creative men, conversational guys, gentlemen who prefer something different.

What makes me different or special? Well besides the obvious CUTE factor… I listen to you. I absorb what you tell me and seek to understand you as an individual. I don’t put on an act or a show. I try to be myself. Some of the comments callers have said about me are that I am: sincere, natural, personable, sweet, sexy, and intelligent. And lastly, I am told daily that I have an incredibly sexy voice.

I often get calls from guys who say things like “I decided to call you because you seem real” yet some of these guys have never looked at my photos. I think my personality comes through as genuine even in my writing. Cool, that’s a compliment.

Still other times I get calls from guys who say “I really want to masturbate with a girl, but most phone sex operators don’t”. They often tell me that they believe I do. This was the exact conversation I had with a guy just a few minutes ago. Cool, cause I do.

Yes, I DO masturbate on calls, but keep in mind that not all guys even care. Some callers are into their fetish or have a roleplay in mind already. (Please note: doing a roleplay makes it difficult for the girl to masturbate if you like both.) I get to know my callers and I know who I can, and cannot cum with. Both are fine by me, and each type are still enjoyable calls for me.

So today a new guy called, and he was into the mutual masturbation idea, and understood my site. He also said I was extremely cute and that he loved my voice… and compliments get you everywhere with me.

It just so happens that prior to his call I was starting my yoga routine. I practice yoga every single day… 20 min in the morning and 20 min at night before bed. I am not a girl who wants to sweat a lot, cause sorry ladies but it never looks cute. For yoga you really do need appropriate clothes and the shirt I had on today was kind of a flirty off the shoulder type that would not work well. So – I took it off. I never wear bra and there I was boobs free in the breeze going into my mountain pose….. when the phone rang.

I set up his call topless, and luckily this guy was into mutual masturbation. I’d have felt kind of student playing the dirty college student looking for a better grade roleplay with no top on. Yes, this client got me off, made me happy, and was super sweet.

The moral of the story is this: Yes I am a phone sex operator, but I am probably not walking around my house in lingerie and high heels just waiting for your call. However, I might be doing topless yoga and that’s still a good start! And yes, I am one of those genuine phone sex girls that doesn’t want to star in porn movies, but is totally into masturbation. Yes fellas, we are not a figment of your imagination.

I am a huge geek for the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio. I love it, I have it in my house and in my car so I never miss it. Phone sex as a topic comes up on the show often, and they do some of the funniest phony phone calls to phone sex services. They call the service bureau types of ads and get the typical stereotypical phone sex operator. But let me tell you it’s hilarious for me to hear. Check out the vids below, obviously it’s only audio. One is a fake Arnold Swarzenegger and the other is Tracy Morgan. Enjoy!

So I was doing a call…. And a very long time client told me I was special and unique in the business. I would say that 99% of phone sex callers try every girl and every service out there. Most callers have maybe 2 or 3 regular places they use. This caller said no way… he will only talk to me. Usually I don’t believe that, I know the deal and how it works… I’m a realist. I’m also nosy as shit. So I love to probe a caller for feedback lol.

He told me he thinks I am unique because I actually engage in the conversation. He said after years of talking to him that I still ask questions about his sexual fetish… like I am interested.

I AM interested. I’m a psych major lol I like to understand, to imagine things in my own mind, to see literally where someone is coming from. I try to imagine each fantasy like a mini movie in my mind. Plus like I said earlier… I’m nosy as shit.

He said I am almost Lady-Like which completely offended me! But I was intrigued. He went on to explain that for him … phone sex was not just about the words themselves, but the way they are said and the passion behind them.

I really liked this compliment. And like any “lady like” girl…. a compliment will get you everywhere with me!

Today a caller rang me, and damn it if I didn’t need to reboot. I told him so, and asked him to ring me back in a few minutes. He did, unfortunately my system was still loading in and he had to wait a few extra minutes for me. I used the time to tell him why.

I protect my computer in a major way, it makes it load a little slower. My system holds client information which would be highly sensitive info. While nobody else lives with me, I have this sucker set up like fucking Fort Knox. Windows is password protected. I use a few different browsers… all password protected to use. I keep the minimal PCI compliant info stored in yet another password protected database. I stay away from Microsoft products which are usually the easiest to hack. I am up to date on all virus protection and my system is scanned all the time for spyware. I have a bitchy firewall. Your info is never stored across open, public networks. Oh, I also do the same protocol to my lap top too.

Do you care about this? It sure ain’t sexy talk. You SHOULD care about this if you call a phone sex girl or any phone sex service. How is your info stored? How is it protected? Is it protected at all? How many people can view it? Who else has access to their computer? This is stuff men with boners rarely think about.

Not only am I smart enough to know all of this…. You also know that are safe to call me. Does it make you horny? Then whip it out for me when you are ready!

I have a long time caller that is in residency as a psychiatrist. I’ve known him forever it seems like, and we talk about a lot of things aside from “phone sex”. We end up going a few hours on the phone because we both enjoy good conversation in general too. So you get the point… I like him and we talk as much casually about other topics as much as we talk dirty.

Basically we get into these intellectual conversations about the psychology of phone sex and he is often amazed at my own personal mental stability haha. I always explain that I became a phone sex operator due to choice… not a “need”. I’ve continued to do it because I like it, the masturbation (like who wouldn’t duh), but also I truly enjoy the banter with individual callers too.

So Dr. Whackit, as I will call him with affection, and I were speaking about some of the traits it takes to be a phone sex operator. Then we began to compare it to what he does for a living too and I dunno, it was interesting to me. So I thought I’d share a little of what was said, my point of view, his point of view, and sort of mix it up like a dirty cocktail.

Oh, let me do my disclaimer too… there are lots of smart women in the phone sex industry that can do all of the following just as well, if not better than I. But let’s all face it too… some fall into it without knowledge, education, experience, or even talent etc etc etc. I guess the point is like any other work we have our good eggs and the bad ones. Though, often, the bad eggs are more misinformed than malicious. Ok, there said it.

To be a good phone sex operator, you have to know how to run a business and all the stuff that includes like: customer service, the laws, the boring paperwork etc. You can’t really be a dumb farm girl and totally succeed on your own if taxes, accountants, and the legalities intimidate you. You have to know the difference between profits, losses, demographics, price points, and return on investments. The good news to the boring shit…. is that callers prefer intelligent women who know how to do this. It makes them horny… if this business talk is making you horny right now… then call me.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what true communication is. I don’t mean spouting off a bunch of dirty words either. You have to understand the basic psychology of communication. A good communicator isn’t afraid to say no, and believes in what they say… as well as being able to literally verbalize it to someone else. A good communicator actually wants to hear the other side too. Plus let’s face it… sex…. when we are able to communicate about it – just gets better.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what your true motivations are, and why you are doing it. You have to understand your OWN psychological make up. If you don’t, then you may not really know who you are…. or have the confidence needed to succeed. Without confidence, all you really have is “good intentions” which are not enough. I try to keep my motives “positive” too… I think about things in a positive way, always a new idea, and always a solution to everything. I am also positive that my motivations are perverted. Did I say that?

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have creativity and that is something you either have or you don’t, it doesn’t go away and it doesn’t suddenly return. Creativity happens in many areas of our lives and having a vivid imagination is one a huge part of our sex lives too. So let’s get creative… Let’s find a new way to rub one out and then do it differently the next time too. Let’s be creative and shake things up whoohoo!

To be a good phone sex operator you have to be able to speak. Some girls get caught in the “oh baby hmmmm oh baby” stuff for 10 minutes and there is no substance. Being able to string a sentence together isn’t enough; you have to speak combined with the confidence, creativity, and by using the good communication skills as stated above. Kinda obvious. But also a voice is everything, as well as the use of language.

To be a good phone sex operator you must have the ability not to take things so personally. I am just myself on my calls, but I also separate my life some too. I do not LIVE everything I FANTASIZE about. My business is a part of my life, but it is not my whole life. I don’t have to take things “personally” this way.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have patience. This is not a get rich quick type of business… it grows and grows over time so you have to water the horny plant daily. Each year my goal is to make more money than last year and I have never lost out once. Talk to my accountant – he actually brags about me to other clients lol. (or maybe he just wants to bang me)

So now let’s break it down: professionalism, communication, motivation, confidence, creativity, good speech patterns, not taking things down to a personal level and patience…. Dr Whackit told me these are all important things that he must do or qualities he must have as well to work as a Psychiatrist. You thought I went off the point of the story probably… but no, I had one. Phone Sex can be a little like counseling experience… of course the main objective is more about your penis rather than your childhood experiences… but both things probably need your attention anyway. You just simply seek out 2 different types of pros to handle them.

I got a wickedly nice compliment today from a pretty new caller. He told me that he has called phone sex services/girls for many years and he told me that by far I am the best he has ever spoken with.

Now, let me tell you a secret in the phone sex industry. Anytime a guy shoots his load… and anytime you are a part of it… he says you are the best. Let’s face it… all that release and endorphin high pretty much weaves a magic happy spell on anyone, and especially so on a drooling penis. I know this, and rarely take it seriously. However, I often have very communicative callers, and they can make me believe them with good reason… as was the case today.

Let’s just say if I have any celebrity status in the phone sex world (lol) that it comes from my “I Hate Phone Sex Ads…” theory and mentality. Claiming “I Hate Phone Sex Ads” has been my motto for a very long time now, and I’ve seen it often imitated… but trust me I do subscribe to it’s theory.

I don’t like fakeness… I mean in my real life too. You know the people who are all so happy, peppy, and completely not genuine? Blech. I know I am not unique in the fact that I don’t how to be that way, or maybe it’s just too much effort to constantly put on a mask such as that to the world. I’m just always ME, whether it’s cranky or happy and peppy.

That applies to phone sex too. You know how many ads imply bullshit like… “I can do EVERY fantasy on the planet”… or “I am a total slut every minute of the day”….. or something like that? Call me cynical…. But I don’t believe it. Further, what I often hear from callers makes it even worse.

You don’t need to use a phone sex script to SOUND like one for instance. If ever other word out of an operators mouth is “oh baby” or she just goes in to moan-a-tone sound… it’s ends up sounding like a script even if it isn’t. At the very least… it sounds rehearsed or common placed for the girl. Phone sex with too much structure involved is just like a script too. Don’t we all really want it to be more fun, impulsive, and spontaneous?

I don’t know how to do that phony shit. I just don’t. Part of why I like what I do is because I like people, like to meet them, like to talk to them and get to know them. People interest me, and MEN interest me the most. I could not enjoy myself on any call if I put on a fake front. If I am not enjoying myself in some way… how can the other person? The way I relate to Tom is different than how I relate to Harry… or to Dick…ok let me giggle like crazy now from saying dick… hehehehehehehe

I truly do dislike the way phone sex is advertised, that is not a joke. I think it comes out as cheap most of the time without considering the fact that ALL callers are unique individuals or human beings even. Because of that… I have to work with you as a person, not as a fetish or fantasy where one size fits all. If a guy comes along and says he has a panty fetish… I pick his mind, and I get to his unique secrets.

I don’t “get into my character” when my phone rings… instead I “get into the call”. I question you, I take directions, I add my own creativity, and I give every caller a piece of myself. Cheap phone sex… expensive phone sex… none of that really matters. It’s only a price. What matters most is that you get what you are paying for.

My caller today pointed this all out to me, and we discussed this topic at length. I love to go hard and fast into this type of conversation. I don’t really believe that I am the “BEST”… but what I do believe is that I am a woman with an edge in the phone sex world. I’m a little different, a little more genuine in who I am, and a lot more natural than you might expect. I’m a deep thinker who analyzes myself and my caller. I work hard to make you happy without working hard to be something I’m not. I love phone sex most when a caller truly “gets me”, and enjoys my company for what it is.

One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can read my phone sex diary, you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

Does being a phone sex lover contribute to good karma? I think it does. I have just always viewed phone sex as two things: #1 a FUN and an easy going experience and #2 about helping people.

Ok does that sound all egotistical to say that I HELP people? It might, but that is what I fucking believe, ok? LOL. I really do.

My life has changed a lot over the years since I embarked into my phone sex career…I’ve completed my education, I’ve grown as a person… blah blah. But I’ve never walked away from it, because ultimately I have always believed that what I do has VALUE in the world. I also value the people I talk with.

It’s a lofty responsibility to get soooo intimate with people (when it’s done right), to discuss deeply personal experiences or desires… and to still enjoy it all the time. Masturbation in and of itself is a taboo; it’s not something we often discuss with our friends or relatives. It makes things fun for me, I love to intellectualize it.. and DO IT.

I’ve been lucky… callers share things with me whether it’s glimpses into their personal lives, or just their dirty fantasies. I consider myself fortunate to hear those “secrets”, and to get to talk to so many different people. It’s made me smarter beyond my years. I’ve never been one to expect or ask for tips and gifts… it’s just too tacky for me. Instead I just enjoy the time I spend on the telephone with each guy I talk to.

For the caller… being able to express your sexuality freely to a woman can be liberating… and definitely pretty naughty! I feel that I get to HELP people by providing this environment for them. It can be even better to talk to someone who has a genuine interest in you beyond just moaning in your ear too. I do not understand why more people aren’t able to openly discuss sex or masturbation, I guess I have become so open minded that I can’t understand an unwillingness to listen to someone else’s fantasies.

Sure, what I do for a living isn’t brain surgery, but I am answering my own calling… of the slutty variety. I just think and feel I am creating a positive karmic effect by making men happy. I have often wondered if there is a “horny bitch” heaven… and if so…. then I should have one big ass harp waiting for me there!

So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.

The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:

I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!

Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!

Now if you are as demented as me and need to see this… you can rent it online, or own it by clicking here –> Not the Bradys XXX

Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

Join the PhoneFlirts Newsletter! Lynnea will send out updates, or occasional info that you’ll want to know!

Good thing Phone Flirts aren’t automated. I got a hoot out of this.

What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum?

I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and still hang up on me the second they are finished lol. Maybe they don’t want to linger so they can get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

So let me give you some choices my dear horny fellows:

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Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example.

The thing that is great about “R” is that we can laugh, we crack jokes, we exaggerate the roleplay, and crack up together the whole time. It’s cool when you can click in that way with someone. I support fun phone sex lol. I support humor.

“R” is extremely easy to please which is always a nice quality… but sometimes I like to see just how easy he is. On today’s call we decided that my female friend from work would be coming over for a quick lunch meeting with me. Of course there is my fantasy boyfriend with the nasty masturbation habit rubbing one out while I complain he is too much of a pervert. “R” laughs and laughs. I tell him …. “quick get out of here and do that in the bathroom like a normal man before my very innocent friend shows up”. He protests, he selfishly flings cum on my face. I act appalled. We laugh again. The doorbell rings. Oh my goodness I am in a panic because my sweet friend from work will be shocked at how kinky my man is. I open the door to let her in………

“R” is laughing and laughing with his normal enthusiasm and slapping away at his cock with intensity. I hear it “whack whack whack” in the background. He says, “Lynn… tell me what your friend is wearing”………..

I decide to find out just HOW easy “R” is to please now. We’ve known each other for about 2 years, we click, we have fun. I say…… “she’s dressed like Grimace… the purple guy from McDonalds”. (Ok queer but I wanted to see his reaction)

After “R” quit laughing hysterically… never missing a stroke….. he said “Ok cool… can she remove the mask though so I can squirt her in the face”?

I said….. “of course she can silly”. And so she did.

I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little get-a-way. She’s married so I guess her guy is on her nerves a little, mine really isn’t… but it’s still good to get out with your pals and party down once in a while. You have to refresh yourself sometimes and I like to do that often.

I’ve talked to a lot of new callers lately. One yesterday told me the site is the best he has ever seen. He also said he took some time to read my blog and appreciated that I was just down to earth. That’s cool… I like to think I am down to earth.

Another guy I talked to recently said he was EXTREMELY shy. I like that so I told him it was okay with me. The funny thing about shy callers is they usually warm up to me pretty quickly and easily. See… if you hadn’t noticed I am NOT shy lol…so I am not afraid to talk, or do most of the talking or leading. This guy warmed up quite nicely… he got comfortable or used to me and started to open up. The next thing you know and equal amount of dirty talking was flowing smoothly.

The moral of this story is this… sure you may be a little shy. In real life I can be occasionally too. (Though my friends may tell you different). Good phone sex works best if you just relax…. Ahhh big sigh. I take my time with shy guys… I won’t jump right in and sound like some phone sex commercial spewing forth moans and grunts. Nope, I am capable of a conversation and furthermore I WANT to interact a little bit with you. The best phone sex is always with someone you like… someone you feel comfortable with… hence the title of this post.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.

When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it…. with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.

Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying Hello. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself because it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.

Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a PROCESS and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.

If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.

Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher….. she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.

Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.

Use your basic morals during your call. I know right….. that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and its something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then thats cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly…. it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.

Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.

Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.

Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.

To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also.

I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to consider him number 19.

I’ll name this caller “J” for the purpose of this post. So “J” being a bit jaded from calling your less than personal style phone sex services said to me “Lynnea I’m blind and have been blind all my life. I hope it doesn’t scare you”. Apparently he has had past problems with operators.

I chuckled. I giggled. Then I told him about my other phone flirts groupies. He was stunned but not shocked he said. “J” said that what attracted him to call me was the text on my website. His reader program had a lot to do and he said he enjoyed the full display of my personality from the serious to the goofy side, from the professional to the witty side etc etc. I could on just to compliment myself as good as he did – but you get the point.

I liked that. The one thing I always wanted to get across is that I am a real girl which means there are many facets to my personality. I’m not constantly in the middle of doing sexy things. I’m not walking around the house in lingerie and high heels. Now, could you catch me fresh from the shower? SURE you could. But you may also catch me doing my yoga routine which is much less sexy… unless you can appreciate my flexibility

I am proud to say that I have many blind callers and they are devoted to me, which is a really cool thing. It can be a challenge, but I often end up describing the other senses more so in a fantasy with them… and they appreciate that. I am also proud to say that I’ve been able to turn them on with just simple words on a website too. So here is to you “J” … a great big sloppy wet kiss and anywhere that you want it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

Phone sex is an impulsive purchase in my opinion. It’s not something you plan out before you call. It’s usually not a purchase you make after months of deep thought. But I do want callers to sometimes stop and think a bit before they jump too.

I know my naughty callers occasionally try out other phone sex services. They always find their way back to Phone Flirts eventually, but there are so many options out there now — who wouldn’t shop around? There are many many services on the net — most are great businesses — and some are not. The phone sex industry really has no one regulating it that keeps us from “lying” or “falsely” advertising. So how can you be sure? Any special things you should do to be a smart phone sex shopper? Of course there are!

1. If you go to a site and write a phone number down — make sure you jot down the billing company name as well as the url. If a billing issue occurs you want to know exactly where you got that number from! Always contact the company immediately as most will fix mistakes quite easily. But you need to know where you got that number from to avoid a problem.

2. Look over the whole site carefully and make sure ALL your questions are either answered on it — or that they offer contact info for the owner. Do not just rely on the phone sex operator for answers. Operators can come along and disappear quickly — it’s always best that you know how to contact the actual owner in case of a problem. That’s not to say that there aren’t really good operators either…. It just means that you need to make sure you have all options available to you!

3. Pay close attention to the time you spend on the phone. It’s pretty easy to let your time over without even realizing it! Especially with your dick in your hand. Ask the operator at the end of the call what amount you have spent … especially if you pay per minute. Those minutes can stack up quickly, and you do not want a shock when you get your bill! Just remember that most billing occurs AFTER your call… just because you request 10 minutes of time doesn’t mean that is all that is used. It’s your responsibility as the customer to watch what you spend (after all it is your money)… but a good phone sex operator will be honest and keep you informed too.

4. Never forget that you are paying for the operators TIME… not just the dirty talk. This means if you talk about sex for 10 minutes and then the weather for 5 minutes that you may be charged for it. Don’t assume the operator’s time is ever free unless she tells you it is.

5. With the explosion of phone sex sites out there — try to stick with one that appears professional in what they SAY - and has been around awhile. New sites mean new owners/operators … that means the company MAY lack experience which may mean more errors. This is not a golden rule, but often the case.

6. Get a feel for the entire website. A good reliable business puts a great deal of effort into its website. It has good spelling, a decent design, is easy to navigate, has content and so forth. A cookie cutter type of site may indicate a lady or business is looking for “fast money”. There is no such thing as fast money — and a good business knows it! Hopefully you know that might be a risk to give your personally identifiable information to a person who is out to make fast bucks.

7. Find out HOW your info is stored! This is IMPORTANT. Is it inside a database and if so — is that database online somewhere? How many people SEE your info before it is billed? Is it shared among all the operators, even those you have never spoken to? Is your personally identifiable info EMAILED to anyone? Does the company employ safety precautions such as password protected databases, firewalls, and virus protection? Remember that if your info is on an operators computer — without protection, and her PC is hacked … your info is available for use from someone else. The “company” itself may be quite secure but the operator MAY not be. Question it!

8. Here is a good one. Ask yourself when reviewing a site — “what is the code of ethics here”. Look for some moral code, mission type statements, and simple business ethics. Look for a morality on the site in the way they do business. Having a dirty call is great… but the business side is important too. While it may not be overly obvious or stated in the way I mentioned it — there is usually a FEEL of it.

9. How open is the site? How inviting is the business? How much do you SEE about them? Hey, you are giving out your personal information — make sure they give YOU theirs too! You should know HOW they do business without having to ask. That also means that YOU as the customer needs to stop and read the each site carefully. Calling and asking an operator how they do things is important too but it should be done to verify what the site said.

10. While I understand the need and desire for online payment services in the phone sex industry … I’d like you to think them over before using them. 3rd party payment systems are often used and pay close attention… its means a 3rd party has your info. The danger with these online payment systems is that any lady can make a webpage and use an online payment service. It may NOT be a REAL registered business and that means they can be shut down easily. The likelihood of unethical practices are increased … meaning your info may not be safe etc etc. A genuine merchant account means a company has been clearly investigated by a bank. It means they must follow rules and they have a business plan etc.

11. Beware of operators who ASK for a tip or a gift. A tip or a gift should be completely optional as well as YOUR choice, and think of it like a restaurant or a hair salon– never going above 15-20% of what you have spent. Just use common sense. Whatever your fantasy may be — you are ultimately paying for the service already, if you are asked for more money or to buy gifts by the operator it really is an additional PAYMENT. A good business offers quality service with no hidden agenda or fees…. And if the operator is ASKING for more, or even implying you should pay more… then you have to ask yourself what YOU get for it. If you are the type of guy that WANTS to do it because you are generous – then great, go for it…. Just make sure it is your choice. I’ve received all sorts of gifts during my time in the industry from lingerie to DVDs, CDs, Books, and yes lots of monetary “tips”. But I always let the person decide if they want to, I don’t ask for it or hint at it. Maybe it’s just my personal opinion on the topic… but I never allow greed to interfere with my morals. If I was a waitress I wouldn’t ask either lol.

In summary, I have heard all sorts of horror stories about phone sex services, one girl services, and etc. Being on this side of the industry I’ve seen bad behavior take place often from operators and even owners. I could tell you all stories I’ve even witnessed and it would make you cringe! You as the customer also have to make sure you keep yourself in check too by being a smart phone sex shopper! Be cautious who you do business with, and always spend your money wisely.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too.

Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I remember once, oh about a year ago where on ONE page of phoneflirts.com I had a statement of Real Phone Sex Conversations or something to that extent. Some operator, a competitor basically was bothered by it and decided to write to me and explain that phone sex was a fantasy. I laughed.

For some reason the word REAL in phone sex pisses people off. You know – it’s a FANTASY its not real blah blah blah… that’s what they say. As if I am a moron uh huh. And I agree yes – to a certain extent. Phone sex is kind of like a great adventure… an exploration where you can make it be anything you want. Yet phone sex with me is real on some levels too. Shall I explain it?

It’s me Lynnea – the girl you talked to last year, or last week, or yesterday. Nobody else is pretending to be me. It’s really Lynnea each and every time you call.

I suck at acting so I prefer to be real…… as in realistic. I don’t make up stories of gang bangs,…. unless I’ve done it or fantasized about it. I am myself and I don’t claim to have blown 45 guys in a bathroom stall if I haven’t. Can I do a fantasy like that – hell yeah. But I won’t try to convince you of things that I am not. Instead I’ll be real. I will just be my little ole normal self without putting on a flamboyant show.

I’m not a “poor” little girl that is desperate for money, calls, or going to ask for presents/tips either. I make pretty damn good money doing phone sex baby. Yes, even with my cheap rates too. I’m real about it…. I won’t play helpless because I’m just not helpless. Besides I happen to find self sufficient intelligent PEOPLE that know how to take care of themselves to be far sexier and to be more real.

I talk to my callers in a real way. I use common sense, understanding, my personality, and a sense of fun in all my conversations. In other words I talk to my callers the same way I might talk to any guy in a bar that I would be flirting with for real.

I have a real life too. I do laundry, I go on vacations, sometimes I may get the flu, and yes I eat dinner too. I lead my real life on weekends for instance and that’s why I take them off away from the phone. I’m not afraid or ashamed to say those things to callers. It’s my real life stuff – I happen to be more than just a phone operator. Do you get what I mean?

I’m reliable in a real way. I don’t change my schedule 50 times without notice to my callers. I don’t vanish for days or weeks on end. I don’t often take off during the hours I work. Nope, I commit to the hours you can reach me – I get real about it… and do my personal stuff on my own time. After all baby I am running a real business here so I need to be really committed to it.

I’m real too because I know what I am good at and what I’m not. Here is a for instance – I suck at doing a harsh dominant fantasy. I just am not mean enough perhaps or I’m not comfortable behaving in a way that doesn’t feel like me. I don’t find myself to feel sexy in that role. I don’t advertise or promote myself in any way that resembles that role either because I know it’s not my thang. I often reject those calls sending them to someone that I know can fulfill their interests if they are not my cup of tea – why would I want to disappoint someone else or myself? I’d rather be real with that guy and let him know our interests aren’t connecting.

So in conclusion, I am real. I’m a real live girl with real thoughts, emotions, experiences, and desires. I try to treat my callers are real too… sure you could be my 11th call for the day, but you won’t be feeling that way

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Today I thought I’d share a little post about one of my favorite callers. He is a true naughty phone sex fiend. I will call him “N” from Kentucky. I adore men who appreciate the art of flirting. You see my dear readers I am also a natural born flirt.

I love the game of flirting with a guy and “N” totally appreciates it. He tells me my voice makes his cock melt in his hands. I’ve never actually gotten to see that, but I suspect he is being honest from the moaning that comes down the telephone line. It sure as hell sounds like he sprung a cum leak.

“N” has a little kink for stockings, panties, and thongs. Being the lingerie slut that I am, I know how to tease him to hell and back. So I seduce him often, not often enough for my tastes because he really is a sweet baby doll. But I take what I can get.

Today was interesting though. See “N” is taking a few college courses and he was chatting to me online from the computer lab at his school. You know….. where lots of other people were around him, so it wasn’t possible for him to beat his meat off. I totally flirted and teased with him. To make matters worse I sent him a short dirty video clip of me that he obviously could not download at school. He protested for a whole 3 seconds I think. He liked it, the tease, the waiting…. knowing full well he won’t be able to watch my video clip until late tonight after his busy day. I, of course, knew this as well. But it didn’t stop me, it never stops me, it only encourages me.

I have to admit it, I like knowing poor “N” will be horny the rest of his day wondering about that little clip. Oh, and it’s good one too I might add. I wonder how long after he arrives home tonight that he will jerk off to it? I know he’d better email me with all the sordid sticky details.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Females I know and girlfriends I have cannot get the concept of why a man masturbates. Sometimes they delude themselves into thinking their boyfriend or husband doesn’t do it. Seems the general consensus is that it’s ok for a teen boy to do it, but not an adult man.

I stay quiet. I say nothing. I’m not giving the secrets that I know away. Nope. I want to keep the knowledge that I have. I know the reality. I just understand men better because I am a phone sex operator. I’m fortunate… not only do I get to talk about smut all day, but I get the truth from guys too.

I’ve talked about it extensively with my callers. I know that men never stop tally whacking. They do it their entire lives and furthermore they LIKE it. I’ve got callers who range in age from 21 all the way up to one horny perv I talk to that is 81. And you would think that the 81 year old would do it less often … but he tells me he doesn’t. I know what a freak he is…. So I believe him when he says it. Even guys that are getting hot steamy adventurous sex are still auditioning the finger puppets quite often.

Masturbation as one caller told me… is kind of like releasing a pressure value. All that testosterone builds up and it must explode, so hey it is a biological need. I agree with those that ,but more than that is the fact that masturbation can relieve tension too.

I always call it a mini vacation. Sounds funny perhaps, but basically that’s what it is. You just escape reality for a short time and give in to pleasure. I mean firstly we all deserve that once in a while, but it’s also healthy to take a little break from reality too. Masturbation is something we give ourselves, a gift, because we can be purely selfish and not have to worry about working hard to get somebody else off. And unless you call me – nobody else even has to know about it. All you have to do to take a masturbation vacation is just open your pants, close your eyes, and rub one out.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Just got off the phone with an old caller of mine that I had not heard from in awhile. It was great to hear his cute but sexy voice again; but even better was the orgasm I just had.

R is a very sensual type of guy and kind of into voyeurism and masturbation… the same way I am. When you are into those two things together, your fantasies are easier to experience in your real life too. That simply means that we both have stories to tell from our normal everyday lives that include masturbation and being a voyeur.

First “R” told me a story about the first time that he masturbated with a woman watching him. I pretty much let him tell me the story in his own way and just listened closely. Then it was my turn. I told him about the first time I watched and was watched.

For me personally, that first time experience was quite intense. I am sure it has always peppered my mutual masturbation experiences. It left a very dirty mark on me permanently that runs very deep. Even to discuss that experience with someone else gets me turned on. And today was no exception.

In some ways it could be a silly or a simple story. It’s not full of phone sex operator shock-a-rama junk. It is just a very real and realistic story that is personally my own. And it affects me on a personal intimate level. It gets me hot to talk about it…. plain and simple

So back to my phone call again, “R” was turned on and leaking pre-cum. I could hear him stroking. I had to remove my drenched panties and get out my handy dandy vibrator. The rest is a pretty sticky history. I had to wash my hands. I had to wipe the seat of the chair off. “R” was covered in goo. But it was all worth it!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I have a caller that I will name “E” for the purposes of this post. We’ve been doing calls for a while and he is rather quiet but always comes up with a delicious fantasy for me that he sends by email. After I read it, we act it out, and I run the show. He must have a fetish for college sorority girls with snotty attitudes. I play it well and find it to be a blast … maybe because I always dreamed of being a total cock tease and sorta snotty about it lol. I don’t know why I’m good at it or why I like it, but I do. I’m not into domination in the sense where I have to be mean or behave like a bitch. I’m just not that type of personality … unless you’ve really annoyed me. I like a “fun” sort of edge to it, I’m sarcastic and witty, and I like something where I can laugh without having to degrade someone in a vicious way. I’m a natural born tease and that rhymes with sleaze doesn’t it? hmmm maybe that means something? In any case “E” and I had a blast on our call tonight while I used my feminine wiles on him and told him he wasn’t good enough to fuck me like a little snob. I’m sure “E” will have another little variation next week of how I will sensually torture him into desperation. I will look forward to it!

In case you are curious … business is booming like crazy! It’s been so busy the last month that my voice is even getting rusty at the end of my nights! I kid you not … we have had a 38% increase in business and last Monday we have the busiest day of the year thus far. I actually never got to eat lunch or dinner that day with all the calls. Not a good thing since I felt a little crummy the next day, but I made a point to take good care of myself.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Well I had a very hot and sexy call today. The east coast has been coated in snow and cold weather and today I had multiple Massachusetts calls, one guy was new and I will call him “D”.

“D” told me he really hated tacky phone sex ads and he saw that our site was “friendly” and personable. He also said he read all my stuff and felt that my brand of teasing would suit his fantasy perfectly.

His fantasy was essentially a pretty simple one, about a sensuous striptease. The catch, he said was that it must be detailed, vivid, and sincere. I told him to just relax lol, he was in good hands. I don’t have to “act” that out…. It oozes from me in a genuine way because it IS who I am. It’s my style, my personality, and definitely what turns me on.

His fantasy was EASY to me because it was basically just a description of what I normally would do in that situation. Now, just because it was EASY to me, didn’t mean I felt it was boring or something. The exact opposite actually. I found it to be quite a turn on. I loved the way he reacted as I described each movement, the whole scene, and his reactions. I love that… impulsive natural masturbation reactions!

I couldn’t help it… all that heavy sexy breathing and the quiver in his voice got me wet. What can I say? What could I do? I HAD to get my vibrator out… the nice quiet one so it didn’t distract me with loud lawn mower buzzing sounds. I slipped out of my levi’s without skipping a word. I sat back on my bed and let that tingly buzz do it’s job on my clit. My caller blew his wad… and I made him wait the few extra minutes I needed until I came. A happy ending for all.

I had a nice brand new caller yesterday. He told me he liked my website because of the language I used. So of course I pressed the issue as to what he meant. He said the website SPOKE to him like a normal person might speak to him, without insulting his intelligence. He said that I came across as a real person rather than a corporate product.

I love it when a caller understands the method to my phone sex madness. It shows me that I am doing things the right way because I am attracting the right people. I am having fun doing my so-called job. It is a job because I must be professional in certain ways such as how I present myself to you. But I am also a real person that enjoys having a good time. I really do like what I do and I feel it shows!

I just happen to feel that FUN is sadly ignored in the phone sex business. Like those ads that you see in magazines or on late night TV. The come across as so serious and robotic rather than making it a personal experience. And based on what you naughty guys tell me, that is what the experience is often like too. Even the majority of the millions of phone sex sites out there subscribe to the theory of using cliche’s.

I just can NOT do things that way. I wouldn’t want to either; I like it that I approach everything with the fun in mind.

Well I just thought I would shoot out a quick message today so that I can wish everyone a Happy Holiday season. Have some fun! It gets pretty busy around here so I don’t always have the time to write in my diary as often as I would like to. But I know you forgive me. Kisses from Lynnea!

The autumn was incredibility busy this year, and it flew past super fast! Business is great and we did some expanding etc. So here we are already at the end of November and the whole Holiday Season. I’ve gotten a few gifts already from a few callers too. Some guys are sweet enough to remember little ole me, and care enough about me to even WANT to send me something. I won’t take much, I encourage them to make me something. For instance one of my callers is a musician. He’s sent me a few CD’s before and this year it’s one specifically with Holiday music. Another caller of mine, knows what a huge geek I am for Buffy The Vampire Slayer and he sent me a CD that he burned of the musical episode that I got today. I had it playing away for a bit this afternoon. Those are the gifts I like best – the ones that really cost very little yet they are “special”, “intimate”, and very personal. I guess that’s the way I like my phone sex too now that I think about it!

When I talk to many of my sexy callers, we often end up in a discussion about the phone sex industry. Sometimes they tell me horror stories of experiences they have had calling for phone sex. Sometimes they tell me nice stuff too!

I had a very long call and a long conversation with a fairly new caller. I consider someone new that I’ve only spoke to for a few months. (once I know you very well then I call you OLD hehe). He told me that he was never going to call another service aside from Phone Flirts, and I probed him for the reasons. I am still certain he was exaggerating a bit… or maybe perhaps I am just too humble. But I felt like sharing some of the things I spoke about with him today because I think it gives anyone who reads our phone sex blog some things to think about. Mainly, of course, we want you thinking about US….. being bent over, laying naked on our backs, etc etc etc.

He said: Once day I called you and you told me you would love to do a call with me, but asked me to ring you back in 5 minutes so you could finish up her laundry. He said he LIKED that because it meant I was a REAL person and I wasn’t hiding behind some huge fantasy facade about it.

I said: Yes it is true. I do laundry. I go to the grocery store. On rare occasions I will even dust. I take showers, I blow dry my hair, I do errands, and cook dinner too. I am NORMAL… a real person and I do all the boring things that life requires. And no, I am not afraid to SHARE it with you. I will not bore you to death with my grocery list… of course not. But I also do not lie… I am truthful about my life, even the boring parts.

He said: You have good rates which keep me coming back, but mainly I like how you talk to me. You make phone sex fun.

I said: I am just MYSELF, and I like to laugh, I love to flirt, I enjoy sex, and mainly I LIKE MEN. I treat callers no differently than a guy I might meet at bar. Yes, this IS a business and certainly you are paying for my time… but I work hard to LIKE you, to get to know you, and to be interested in you.

He said: You always bill me accurately and properly. I never have to worry about it when the statement comes in.

I said: Well, newsflash here… I am HONEST. I have not been in business as long as I have by being a thief or a crook. I am cautious with YOUR money like it was my OWN money. I know and understand that a phone sex call is a treat, it a little masturbation entertainment that you give yourself once in awhile. And since it IS for entertainment value (for your cock) I also know that there is a limit to what you can or want to spend on it. Sure a 15 call with me is a little cheaper than buying a DVD, but you probably do not buy a new DVD every week, nor do you spend $1700.00 in a single month for a whole new collection. My services are reasonability priced, but I am also reasonably minded and have more than your average amount of common sense too.

Phone sex is a business, yes indeed, but there are ways to enjoy it with safety, honesty, and dare I say it integrity. Sprinkle in some truth and gosh darn it… you have got something to shake your cock at it! While we were winding down our conversation together the caller told me “you should put this all in your diary”. And so I shall.

I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some sugar baby! I love it when a caller can communicate with me. I don’t want to be talked AT or to do all the work. I like an interplay between us. I think that makes all the difference in a hot conversation.

So this new caller, let’s call him “J” was super cool, funny, and had such a great personality. He was also very sexy. If you ever wonder if a phone sex operator actually likes her callers, well yes…… we DO. Sure we do get our fair share of “crank” calls and assholes. But for the most part I’d say at least 95% of our callers are regular normal nice guys that are a genuine pleasure to speak with (and literally too lol)! I think we are in an industry that is fraught with negativity … and that’s a sad thing. I think there is a negative attitude from the general public about phone sex, phone sex operators, and even the guys who call. I’ve seen rather “negative” terms used with it all the time. Just because I talk dirty … or because you might like to hear it … doesn’t make us freaks. In fact if you ask me, and this is exactly what I told “J” today … it makes the others who place negative judgments the freaks. You know, phone sex is a very personal taste. I sure do love the way it melts in my mouth. And “J” was damn tasty!

I did a call with a new guy yesterday and what a turn on he was. He was so hot and sexy they way he whispered naughty things to me. I got super wet and couldn’t resist touching myself. The best part was when he blew his wad … he moaned so sweetly that it sent me over the edge. Nothing, and I mean nothing is sexier to me that the sounds of sex. It’s stupid maybe? I don’t care I LOVE it. I love the sounds a guy makes. Not all guy have to be loud for me to enjoy their sounds either. It’s the breathless sound, the quiver in a voice that can get me going. Sometimes it’s subtle. sometimes it’s explosive but it all works for me. When it comes to sex — I am simple. I like the little things, the things that stimulate my brain and my imagination. I find myself noticing the way male telemarketers sound when they call. I listen to them and yes, of course I flirt a little. I can hear their interest in my teases. And then I tell them I’m not interested in what they are selling. But they are always sweet about it — so I know they enjoy it too. Voices are important, and different ones turn me on in different ways. Don’t you agree?