I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also.

I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the years I have gathered up quite a few blind callers. Now I’d say I have about 18 guys that call me weekly to monthly to are legally blind. Today a new guy called me and hopefully since he was so cool I’ll be able to consider him number 19.

I’ll name this caller “J” for the purpose of this post. So “J” being a bit jaded from calling your less than personal style phone sex services said to me “Lynnea I’m blind and have been blind all my life. I hope it doesn’t scare you”. Apparently he has had past problems with operators.

I chuckled. I giggled. Then I told him about my other phone flirts groupies. He was stunned but not shocked he said. “J” said that what attracted him to call me was the text on my website. His reader program had a lot to do and he said he enjoyed the full display of my personality from the serious to the goofy side, from the professional to the witty side etc etc. I could on just to compliment myself as good as he did – but you get the point.

I liked that. The one thing I always wanted to get across is that I am a real girl which means there are many facets to my personality. I’m not constantly in the middle of doing sexy things. I’m not walking around the house in lingerie and high heels. Now, could you catch me fresh from the shower? SURE you could. But you may also catch me doing my yoga routine which is much less sexy… unless you can appreciate my flexibility

I am proud to say that I have many blind callers and they are devoted to me, which is a really cool thing. It can be a challenge, but I often end up describing the other senses more so in a fantasy with them… and they appreciate that. I am also proud to say that I’ve been able to turn them on with just simple words on a website too. So here is to you “J” … a great big sloppy wet kiss and anywhere that you want it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Phone sex is an impulsive purchase in my opinion. It’s not something you plan out before you call. It’s usually not a purchase you make after months of deep thought. But I do want callers to sometimes stop and think a bit before they jump too.

I know my naughty callers occasionally try out other phone sex services. They always find their way back to Phone Flirts eventually, but there are so many options out there now — who wouldn’t shop around? There are many many services on the net — most are great businesses — and some are not. The phone sex industry really has no one regulating it that keeps us from “lying” or “falsely” advertising. So how can you be sure? Any special things you should do to be a smart phone sex shopper? Of course there are!

1. If you go to a site and write a phone number down — make sure you jot down the billing company name as well as the url. If a billing issue occurs you want to know exactly where you got that number from! Always contact the company immediately as most will fix mistakes quite easily. But you need to know where you got that number from to avoid a problem.

2. Look over the whole site carefully and make sure ALL your questions are either answered on it — or that they offer contact info for the owner. Do not just rely on the phone sex operator for answers. Operators can come along and disappear quickly — it’s always best that you know how to contact the actual owner in case of a problem. That’s not to say that there aren’t really good operators either…. It just means that you need to make sure you have all options available to you!

3. Pay close attention to the time you spend on the phone. It’s pretty easy to let your time over without even realizing it! Especially with your dick in your hand. Ask the operator at the end of the call what amount you have spent … especially if you pay per minute. Those minutes can stack up quickly, and you do not want a shock when you get your bill! Just remember that most billing occurs AFTER your call… just because you request 10 minutes of time doesn’t mean that is all that is used. It’s your responsibility as the customer to watch what you spend (after all it is your money)… but a good phone sex operator will be honest and keep you informed too.

4. Never forget that you are paying for the operators TIME… not just the dirty talk. This means if you talk about sex for 10 minutes and then the weather for 5 minutes that you may be charged for it. Don’t assume the operator’s time is ever free unless she tells you it is.

5. With the explosion of phone sex sites out there — try to stick with one that appears professional in what they SAY - and has been around awhile. New sites mean new owners/operators … that means the company MAY lack experience which may mean more errors. This is not a golden rule, but often the case.

6. Get a feel for the entire website. A good reliable business puts a great deal of effort into its website. It has good spelling, a decent design, is easy to navigate, has content and so forth. A cookie cutter type of site may indicate a lady or business is looking for “fast money”. There is no such thing as fast money — and a good business knows it! Hopefully you know that might be a risk to give your personally identifiable information to a person who is out to make fast bucks.

7. Find out HOW your info is stored! This is IMPORTANT. Is it inside a database and if so — is that database online somewhere? How many people SEE your info before it is billed? Is it shared among all the operators, even those you have never spoken to? Is your personally identifiable info EMAILED to anyone? Does the company employ safety precautions such as password protected databases, firewalls, and virus protection? Remember that if your info is on an operators computer — without protection, and her PC is hacked … your info is available for use from someone else. The “company” itself may be quite secure but the operator MAY not be. Question it!

8. Here is a good one. Ask yourself when reviewing a site — “what is the code of ethics here”. Look for some moral code, mission type statements, and simple business ethics. Look for a morality on the site in the way they do business. Having a dirty call is great… but the business side is important too. While it may not be overly obvious or stated in the way I mentioned it — there is usually a FEEL of it.

9. How open is the site? How inviting is the business? How much do you SEE about them? Hey, you are giving out your personal information — make sure they give YOU theirs too! You should know HOW they do business without having to ask. That also means that YOU as the customer needs to stop and read the each site carefully. Calling and asking an operator how they do things is important too but it should be done to verify what the site said.

10. While I understand the need and desire for online payment services in the phone sex industry … I’d like you to think them over before using them. 3rd party payment systems are often used and pay close attention… its means a 3rd party has your info. The danger with these online payment systems is that any lady can make a webpage and use an online payment service. It may NOT be a REAL registered business and that means they can be shut down easily. The likelihood of unethical practices are increased … meaning your info may not be safe etc etc. A genuine merchant account means a company has been clearly investigated by a bank. It means they must follow rules and they have a business plan etc.

11. Beware of operators who ASK for a tip or a gift. A tip or a gift should be completely optional as well as YOUR choice, and think of it like a restaurant or a hair salon– never going above 15-20% of what you have spent. Just use common sense. Whatever your fantasy may be — you are ultimately paying for the service already, if you are asked for more money or to buy gifts by the operator it really is an additional PAYMENT. A good business offers quality service with no hidden agenda or fees…. And if the operator is ASKING for more, or even implying you should pay more… then you have to ask yourself what YOU get for it. If you are the type of guy that WANTS to do it because you are generous – then great, go for it…. Just make sure it is your choice. I’ve received all sorts of gifts during my time in the industry from lingerie to DVDs, CDs, Books, and yes lots of monetary “tips”. But I always let the person decide if they want to, I don’t ask for it or hint at it. Maybe it’s just my personal opinion on the topic… but I never allow greed to interfere with my morals. If I was a waitress I wouldn’t ask either lol.

In summary, I have heard all sorts of horror stories about phone sex services, one girl services, and etc. Being on this side of the industry I’ve seen bad behavior take place often from operators and even owners. I could tell you all stories I’ve even witnessed and it would make you cringe! You as the customer also have to make sure you keep yourself in check too by being a smart phone sex shopper! Be cautious who you do business with, and always spend your money wisely.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I hate to sound like an ego maniac… (well not really) but I had a few desktop wallpapers made up of… ME. Now all you have to is click on one and the larger size will open in a new window. Then save it to your computer! Let me know what you think of these…

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I spoke to a caller this week that told me his credit card information was compromised. I have personally used multiple credit cards online for years and have never had my info compromised, but I am also pretty cautious. I’m very internet savvy so I gave him a few tips, and thought I may as well post them here too.

Firstly, your credit card information can leak out from ANY purchase you make. That means even at the local shopping mall. Ask retailers to tear up carbon copies of your charge slips…. often they are tossed into the trash and a good criminal knows that.

A huge portion of credit card fraud or theft takes place due to using your card for online purchases. So, secondly, make sure that any services you use, or places that you make a purchase are places that can be trusted. Try to stick with companies that you have heard of, that advertise, or that you know are reputable. Review a website carefully, if it doesn’t seem professional for any reason then take pause before you hand over all your details. Trust your instincts.

Thirdly, keep track of your receipts and review your credit card statements every month at the very least. Jot down purchases you make when you do not have a receipt.

Lastly, if you are joining an adult membership website then read things closely. Pay attention to see if charges will reoccur each month etc. Also take note of contact info to the owner of the site. You may need it in the future should there be a problem.

And now my tips for guys that use their credit cards when calling a phone sex service such as mine.

READ over the website CAREFULLY do not skim. Look for billing explanations. Look for contact info. Look for a professional attitude. Ok we all know it’s the photos or the phone number you want the most when surfing a phone sex site…. but you should READ them too. You should know how things are done, and who you are doing business with.

When you call a new phone sex service… ask what information is needed from you and what it is used for. Then asked who else sees your info and how it is stored. If the operator has difficulty explaining the answers or the billing procedure, or sounds a bit ditzy about it, then please think twice. The bottom line is this, and pardons my bluntness….. If someone can’t explain those answers then it is unlikely they will be able to protect your information. Phone Sex is dirty, kinky, naughty, and fun; but there is a professional business side that also needs to be handled intelligently.

Find out HOW it appears on your billing statement. Make a clear mental note or write it down so you don’t stroke your wiener and forget it later.

Make sure your information is NOT emailed to anyone, including owners, partners or etc. Having inside knowledge of the phone sex industry… I know that many small services still do those things and there are better ways to handle it. Emailing any consumer info should be a total no-no to any decently run business.

If your info is stored in a database then find out if it an online one, or on a computer. Both can be a risk. For instance I store info for my callers in a database. I do not use Microsoft products for it, I encrypt it, I password protected it several times over, and it is not stored on a computer that is connected to the internet. I go very far to protect my callers information. Should my computer get hacked then so be it…. there is nothing on it worthy to get.

There are many good phone sex services out there, and 90% are truly honest and cautious with your billing information. But being safe for you, as a customer should be of high importance. Don’t ever take for granted that the people you give your info to will protect it as well as YOU would. Ask questions and be informed!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I remember once, oh about a year ago where on ONE page of phoneflirts.com I had a statement of Real Phone Sex Conversations or something to that extent. Some operator, a competitor basically was bothered by it and decided to write to me and explain that phone sex was a fantasy. I laughed.

For some reason the word REAL in phone sex pisses people off. You know – it’s a FANTASY its not real blah blah blah… that’s what they say. As if I am a moron uh huh. And I agree yes – to a certain extent. Phone sex is kind of like a great adventure… an exploration where you can make it be anything you want. Yet phone sex with me is real on some levels too. Shall I explain it?

It’s me Lynnea – the girl you talked to last year, or last week, or yesterday. Nobody else is pretending to be me. It’s really Lynnea each and every time you call.

I suck at acting so I prefer to be real…… as in realistic. I don’t make up stories of gang bangs,…. unless I’ve done it or fantasized about it. I am myself and I don’t claim to have blown 45 guys in a bathroom stall if I haven’t. Can I do a fantasy like that – hell yeah. But I won’t try to convince you of things that I am not. Instead I’ll be real. I will just be my little ole normal self without putting on a flamboyant show.

I’m not a “poor” little girl that is desperate for money, calls, or going to ask for presents/tips either. I make pretty damn good money doing phone sex baby. Yes, even with my cheap rates too. I’m real about it…. I won’t play helpless because I’m just not helpless. Besides I happen to find self sufficient intelligent PEOPLE that know how to take care of themselves to be far sexier and to be more real.

I talk to my callers in a real way. I use common sense, understanding, my personality, and a sense of fun in all my conversations. In other words I talk to my callers the same way I might talk to any guy in a bar that I would be flirting with for real.

I have a real life too. I do laundry, I go on vacations, sometimes I may get the flu, and yes I eat dinner too. I lead my real life on weekends for instance and that’s why I take them off away from the phone. I’m not afraid or ashamed to say those things to callers. It’s my real life stuff – I happen to be more than just a phone operator. Do you get what I mean?

I’m reliable in a real way. I don’t change my schedule 50 times without notice to my callers. I don’t vanish for days or weeks on end. I don’t often take off during the hours I work. Nope, I commit to the hours you can reach me – I get real about it… and do my personal stuff on my own time. After all baby I am running a real business here so I need to be really committed to it.

I’m real too because I know what I am good at and what I’m not. Here is a for instance – I suck at doing a harsh dominant fantasy. I just am not mean enough perhaps or I’m not comfortable behaving in a way that doesn’t feel like me. I don’t find myself to feel sexy in that role. I don’t advertise or promote myself in any way that resembles that role either because I know it’s not my thang. I often reject those calls sending them to someone that I know can fulfill their interests if they are not my cup of tea – why would I want to disappoint someone else or myself? I’d rather be real with that guy and let him know our interests aren’t connecting.

So in conclusion, I am real. I’m a real live girl with real thoughts, emotions, experiences, and desires. I try to treat my callers are real too… sure you could be my 11th call for the day, but you won’t be feeling that way

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Today I thought I’d share a little post about one of my favorite callers. He is a true naughty phone sex fiend. I will call him “N” from Kentucky. I adore men who appreciate the art of flirting. You see my dear readers I am also a natural born flirt.

I love the game of flirting with a guy and “N” totally appreciates it. He tells me my voice makes his cock melt in his hands. I’ve never actually gotten to see that, but I suspect he is being honest from the moaning that comes down the telephone line. It sure as hell sounds like he sprung a cum leak.

“N” has a little kink for stockings, panties, and thongs. Being the lingerie slut that I am, I know how to tease him to hell and back. So I seduce him often, not often enough for my tastes because he really is a sweet baby doll. But I take what I can get.

Today was interesting though. See “N” is taking a few college courses and he was chatting to me online from the computer lab at his school. You know….. where lots of other people were around him, so it wasn’t possible for him to beat his meat off. I totally flirted and teased with him. To make matters worse I sent him a short dirty video clip of me that he obviously could not download at school. He protested for a whole 3 seconds I think. He liked it, the tease, the waiting…. knowing full well he won’t be able to watch my video clip until late tonight after his busy day. I, of course, knew this as well. But it didn’t stop me, it never stops me, it only encourages me.

I have to admit it, I like knowing poor “N” will be horny the rest of his day wondering about that little clip. Oh, and it’s good one too I might add. I wonder how long after he arrives home tonight that he will jerk off to it? I know he’d better email me with all the sordid sticky details.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Sure I can admit to it I have a panty fetish. I love to shop for panties. I love to WEAR panties, and I do love to provide a good old fashioned panty tease…. I talk to many panty lovers actually and I adore them. For some reason it totally turns me on to talk about how I might taunt them, or how badly they’d like to sniff my panties.

It’s a fetish I find luscious because it’s about me being in control but without all that harsh domination stuff. I prefer to use my girlish attitude, my sexy style, and my whiskey honey voice to control panty boys through teasing and denying them. Because I honestly do have a huge panty collection it’s easy to describe the different styles I do really wear. I can hear their mouths watering. HUGE turn on for me.

I have one caller who shall of course remain nameless that talks casually to me for a few minutes and then he tries to guess what color panties I have on. See, I am kind of a fashion freak and I believe that when we wear certain colors and those colors reflect our moods. For me, it’s the color of my panties not everything I else I’m wearing. I carefully select the pair I will wear for each day, and sometimes even my preference for the style changes too.

So this caller that guesses the color…. Well he has been a regular customer for a few years now, since I started out in the business actually. His particular fetish doesn’t just include my under things. He likes for me to decide if he gets to cum or not. I always like to keep him guessing until the last minute of his time and it’s kind of a twisted little sex game for us. We both have a blast. He’s gotten to know me pretty well, and a lot of the things I have in my panty drawer. He’s become quite good at it, detecting from my mood what color I have on. It’s impressive!

You know, sometimes I’m wearing pink panties, and they can be any shade of pink. Usually that’s a sign I’m feeling very girlish and feminine. Or perhaps black panties are what I’ve got on… and clearly they mean I’m feeling like the sensual seduction queen. You get the picture? Well let me throw this into the mix then…. strips seem to make me a little meaner and almost always I have to deny him an orgasm. Since he became privy to that one… I had to throw him some curve balls at times just to mix it up.

Is there a moral or point to my panty story? Nope not really. It’s mindless babbling from a dirty panty princess I guess. Though, perhaps, it could spark a new idea for you on our next call. Or maybe it will just get your interest and cock up enough to call me for the first time. Beware if I’ve got on those striped ones though…. They seem to make me very naughty!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Females I know and girlfriends I have cannot get the concept of why a man masturbates. Sometimes they delude themselves into thinking their boyfriend or husband doesn’t do it. Seems the general consensus is that it’s ok for a teen boy to do it, but not an adult man.

I stay quiet. I say nothing. I’m not giving the secrets that I know away. Nope. I want to keep the knowledge that I have. I know the reality. I just understand men better because I am a phone sex operator. I’m fortunate… not only do I get to talk about smut all day, but I get the truth from guys too.

I’ve talked about it extensively with my callers. I know that men never stop tally whacking. They do it their entire lives and furthermore they LIKE it. I’ve got callers who range in age from 21 all the way up to one horny perv I talk to that is 81. And you would think that the 81 year old would do it less often … but he tells me he doesn’t. I know what a freak he is…. So I believe him when he says it. Even guys that are getting hot steamy adventurous sex are still auditioning the finger puppets quite often.

Masturbation as one caller told me… is kind of like releasing a pressure value. All that testosterone builds up and it must explode, so hey it is a biological need. I agree with those that ,but more than that is the fact that masturbation can relieve tension too.

I always call it a mini vacation. Sounds funny perhaps, but basically that’s what it is. You just escape reality for a short time and give in to pleasure. I mean firstly we all deserve that once in a while, but it’s also healthy to take a little break from reality too. Masturbation is something we give ourselves, a gift, because we can be purely selfish and not have to worry about working hard to get somebody else off. And unless you call me – nobody else even has to know about it. All you have to do to take a masturbation vacation is just open your pants, close your eyes, and rub one out.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Making phone sex the best possible experience it can be is actually an easy task. I want to explain some of my view points on the subject for you, and I think you’ll get a clear perspective from an operator’s point of view and maybe even learn a little for yourself too.

If you want to get to know my personality before you call then please read the bio I wrote about myself. In fact you can read many things on this site that I have written myself. I think it’s a great way to get a good solid sense of my personality. I know myself pretty well, I don’t claim to be things that I am not, and I know it comes out pretty clearly on the site too! That is the best way to know whether or not you’ll like me!

If you are a little to shy to call right away, then drop me an email and introduce yourself to me. I answer all my own messages and I’ll be happy to write back to someone who has taken the time to send me a well thought out message. I can also answer questions that you have that way too.

If you have questions about the way my phone sex service runs or any service for that matter….. review the website closely first. Many questions are probably answered there, but if they are not then formulate your questions in your mind and simply call. Be direct and clear with what you need to know about how the business is run; and I am happy to answer you! If you want to know how the billing is done for example, then I will briefly explain it out.

Phone sex is an interaction conversation between 2 people; you and me. So hopefully we can both be open-minded and in gear to talk. Take your time and be calm when you speak with me.. try not to be nervous. Tell me about yourself, the things that turn you on, and I will do the same. You can be open and honest with me too which makes the whole thing just a bit more interesting!

Be pro-active by telling me what you want out of your call because that’s the best way to get it. I can’t read minds, and I am not a good guesser. If you can state it clearly then I’ll understand you, your fantasy, and be able to deliver it!

During your personal call with me if I should venture into an area that you dislike or feel uncomfortable about… then please speak up. You won’t offend me! My goal is to see to it that you get a good quality service and have fun in doing so.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Just got off the phone with an old caller of mine that I had not heard from in awhile. It was great to hear his cute but sexy voice again; but even better was the orgasm I just had.

R is a very sensual type of guy and kind of into voyeurism and masturbation… the same way I am. When you are into those two things together, your fantasies are easier to experience in your real life too. That simply means that we both have stories to tell from our normal everyday lives that include masturbation and being a voyeur.

First “R” told me a story about the first time that he masturbated with a woman watching him. I pretty much let him tell me the story in his own way and just listened closely. Then it was my turn. I told him about the first time I watched and was watched.

For me personally, that first time experience was quite intense. I am sure it has always peppered my mutual masturbation experiences. It left a very dirty mark on me permanently that runs very deep. Even to discuss that experience with someone else gets me turned on. And today was no exception.

In some ways it could be a silly or a simple story. It’s not full of phone sex operator shock-a-rama junk. It is just a very real and realistic story that is personally my own. And it affects me on a personal intimate level. It gets me hot to talk about it…. plain and simple

So back to my phone call again, “R” was turned on and leaking pre-cum. I could hear him stroking. I had to remove my drenched panties and get out my handy dandy vibrator. The rest is a pretty sticky history. I had to wash my hands. I had to wipe the seat of the chair off. “R” was covered in goo. But it was all worth it!

Kisses,
Lynnea

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I have a caller that I will name “E” for the purposes of this post. We’ve been doing calls for a while and he is rather quiet but always comes up with a delicious fantasy for me that he sends by email. After I read it, we act it out, and I run the show. He must have a fetish for college sorority girls with snotty attitudes. I play it well and find it to be a blast … maybe because I always dreamed of being a total cock tease and sorta snotty about it lol. I don’t know why I’m good at it or why I like it, but I do. I’m not into domination in the sense where I have to be mean or behave like a bitch. I’m just not that type of personality … unless you’ve really annoyed me. I like a “fun” sort of edge to it, I’m sarcastic and witty, and I like something where I can laugh without having to degrade someone in a vicious way. I’m a natural born tease and that rhymes with sleaze doesn’t it? hmmm maybe that means something? In any case “E” and I had a blast on our call tonight while I used my feminine wiles on him and told him he wasn’t good enough to fuck me like a little snob. I’m sure “E” will have another little variation next week of how I will sensually torture him into desperation. I will look forward to it!

In case you are curious … business is booming like crazy! It’s been so busy the last month that my voice is even getting rusty at the end of my nights! I kid you not … we have had a 38% increase in business and last Monday we have the busiest day of the year thus far. I actually never got to eat lunch or dinner that day with all the calls. Not a good thing since I felt a little crummy the next day, but I made a point to take good care of myself.

Kisses,
Lynnea

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Well I had a very hot and sexy call today. The east coast has been coated in snow and cold weather and today I had multiple Massachusetts calls, one guy was new and I will call him “D”.

“D” told me he really hated tacky phone sex ads and he saw that our site was “friendly” and personable. He also said he read all my stuff and felt that my brand of teasing would suit his fantasy perfectly.

His fantasy was essentially a pretty simple one, about a sensuous striptease. The catch, he said was that it must be detailed, vivid, and sincere. I told him to just relax lol, he was in good hands. I don’t have to “act” that out…. It oozes from me in a genuine way because it IS who I am. It’s my style, my personality, and definitely what turns me on.

His fantasy was EASY to me because it was basically just a description of what I normally would do in that situation. Now, just because it was EASY to me, didn’t mean I felt it was boring or something. The exact opposite actually. I found it to be quite a turn on. I loved the way he reacted as I described each movement, the whole scene, and his reactions. I love that… impulsive natural masturbation reactions!

I couldn’t help it… all that heavy sexy breathing and the quiver in his voice got me wet. What can I say? What could I do? I HAD to get my vibrator out… the nice quiet one so it didn’t distract me with loud lawn mower buzzing sounds. I slipped out of my levi’s without skipping a word. I sat back on my bed and let that tingly buzz do it’s job on my clit. My caller blew his wad… and I made him wait the few extra minutes I needed until I came. A happy ending for all.

Many of my callers already know that I have a pretty cool boyfriend. Basically though, he is new to this whole phone sex thing. Our relationship isn’t that old so I waited for awhile before I told him what I did. He was cool about it - being an opened minded guy.

Now the cool thing about our relationship is that we give each other space. I like my space and my freedom. He is a work-a-holic (though he doesn’t have the same fringe benefits with his job as I do) so he remains pretty busy on his own during the week. This of course allows me time for my calls and my naughty masturbation habit. However, it also means that he isn’t around when I do calls so he isn’t exposed to it in any way… for better or worse.

The question I always get is… does he know about it if you mastubate? Well, we essentially had a “do not ask” and “do not tell” policy until recently. I admitted to it. I told him a few stories about things I’ve done on calls, and I told him how I liked masturbation in general. So don’t you want to know what his reaction was now? It totally turned him on of course. He thought it was naughty and kind of cool.

So now my new goal is to get him to fuck me while I do a call. Or maybe eat my pussy while I am trying to talk to some poor unsuspecting guy. I always wanted to do that and my previous relationship made that impossible as it was a long distance one. So I am working on him, trying to get him interested. I think it would be damn hot… he is a little nervous about it though. He says he isn’t into other guys and would feel funny talking, like he’d rather remain quiet. I’m not sure that would work. Besides I also feel that lurking in every man and woman is a tiny voyeur button just begging to be pushed. I think if I could convince him to do it once that he’d loosen up.

So you never know… one day I just may succeed…..

Did you hear on TV or read somewhere about the whole big split between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Who cares right? Not me, not until I heard it was all due to Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie!

Can you imagine it? Two of the hottest people on this planet were having phone sex! I’d do them BOTH in real time and over the phone. I thought it was so cool! Angelina is gorgeous and of course Brad Pitt can do me doggie style anytime he feels like it.

So guys - if you call a phone sex service and yet somehow think you are a loser for it… think again! For gods sake if Brad Pitt does it then I’d say it’s perfectly ok for you to do it too. lol.

I get to party down and dirty with guys that I would not meet in any other way.

I like men; I like to flirt, to tease, and even to be kinky.

I get the pleasure of working from home where I can be comfortable and can be myself without conforming to anybody else’s rules.

I get to be honest. In some way talking on the telephone with “strangers” allows me to speak with honesty about sex, porn, fantasies, and hell….. any other subject we (you and me) choose to talk about.

I get to have fun. Everyday is like a party when I get to laugh, chat, and talk to guys!

I get a ton of sex… sure it’s phone sex but it’s also safe sex. I can phone bone all day long and never put my ‘life” at risk.

I’m creative and I get the chance to be creative in new ways all the time!

I swear and use foul language too much anyway. I treat it like an art form. But hey what the fuck… now I get paid for it.

It never gets boring. Not talking to new guys all the time with new creative fantasies!

Even the crank calls entertain me. I have fun “out doing” the crank callers. Beware of my rape whistle you wankers!

I am a sexually driven girl. I’m young and want to have a good time. Sure I have real time relationships…. But this is my sideline private dirty secret.

I believe masturbation is healthy, pleasurable, and relieves tension. I also believe that you can’t give yourself too much pleasure.

I like phone sex. Call me weird, but I like it. I liked it before I started getting paid for it too.

Some people do not enjoy or understand phone sex. They don’t “get it” and think of it as a way to replace regular sex. It’s not…. it’s an enhancement to masturbation, but in no way can it ever replace the real deal. But that’s ok - because it shouldn’t be your intention to replace regular real time sex with a partner. Phone sex is really just another way to masturbate!

Phone Sex is just another aide for jerking off….. except that it’s really about your ears. You get turned on by the sound, a story, or maybe from a role play scenario about a fantasy you’ve had all your life. In a roleplaying game for instance you might act out a fantasy character through experiences ….. and it’s essentially the same thing in phone sex. Perhaps you want an erotic fantasy described in graphic detail to you, like a story. The cool part about phone sex is that you can actually tap into another person’s imagination. Together 2 people can build a shared fantasy rich in smut, dirty talk, and in perverse detail.

I have seen, heard, or even spoken to women who take it personally that their husband or their boyfriend has called a phone sex service before. I don’t understand why you would assume phone sex is any different than watching a dirty movie - or even jerking off to a magazine. Those are things that enhance masturbation and phone sex is basically like an erotic story told rather than being written. Men who do like phone sex tend to be guys with deep imagination, and also men who appreciate language, voices, and personality. I see them as guys who like me (I’m always talking about myself you know) on the whole: they like the total package which means as a rule that is also how they view women. I think that’s a good thing.

Phone sex is different from a movie or magazine in the fact that you receive and “interaction” and “reaction” from another person. But the interaction isn’t nessesarily a personal one on an intimate level. It’s more about the melding of dirty minds verses hearts or bodies. You can mentally and verbally interact about a subject that most people do not even dare discuss - masturbation. So it can be quite exciting to just sit back and discuss it with someone, in particular a stranger. With a telephone conversation you can say anything; you can even exaggerate your story to suit your fantasy, you can just discuss sex, or you can completely roleplay out a desire. But best of all phone sex is safe sex - no physical contact is made, no disease, no pregnancy, and it can be casual. So while “interaction” takes place - it’s on a nice safe level.

Another positive about paying for phone sex with a service…. You could say that you “get what you pay for”. You sure as hell don’t want a SHY girl - you want a babe that isn’t afraid of saying nasty dirty words - and a phone sex operator is kinda comfortable with it. Plus by buying a service for phone sex - you are also buying PRIVACY. As a rule phone sex operators aren’t going to invade your life. We know and understand why a guy calls - we accept it and aren’t really seeking gifts or marriage proposals. You don’t have to worry about us becoming a “Fatal Attraction” type of relationship… you simply are purchasing our time for a little innocent naughty fun.

Phone Sex is safe sex. You can have as many partners as you want and act out every dirty fantasy that has ever entered into your mind - and never have to worry about diseases. You can be a stud, you can be a womanizer, you can be shy… you can be just about anything you want to be on the telephone.

There will always be people who do not “get” what phone sex is about. But then, maybe they’ve never tried it. Imagination is always key because the biggest sex organ is really the mind not genitals.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

Being a phone sex operator has been an extremely fun and exciting job for me. But it’s also much more than a job too; it’s also a learning experience. I’m in an environment where I have the chance to discuss all the things that are taboo, the things you could never discuss at the dinner table or in mixed company. I’ve learned a lot of things about men, about masturbation, and about secret fantasies.

I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator that we should not be ashamed of masturbation. Right now, somewhere in the world thousands of people are rubbing one out as you read this. I get calls 24 hours per day, even though I can’t physically do them all myself - I always know someone out there is ready to “get off”.

I’ve learned that masturbation is a desire that’s best given into. Sometimes as humans we need to cum at the darnedest of times. Sexual passion; whether with a partner or as a simple animal urge, needs to be nurtured. Even in times of crisis our bodies crave to be touched.

I’ve learned that masturbation is a “cure” for many ailments including exhaustion, mental clarity, boredom, and loneliness. Sometimes we just need to explode in orgasmic fantasy pleasure so we can get our minds focused back in reality. We use it as a form of escape and it releases tension.

I’ve learned that having kinky fantasies usually mean you are intelligent and have a great imagination. Often our fantasies are rich in detail while designed to titillate a long drawn out “jerk off” session. Fantasy is normal, healthy, and a lack of it can make life pretty boring.

I’ve learned that I like men even more than I thought I did when I started! I found out many interesting and intriguing things about the male psyche. I consider myself lucky to learn how to better relate to guys in my own personal life through this experience.

I’ve learned that I like to talk. I learned that I like people. I learned that it’s not easy to run a business. And mainly, I learned that I like phone sex a whole fucking shitload!

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

I had a nice brand new caller yesterday. He told me he liked my website because of the language I used. So of course I pressed the issue as to what he meant. He said the website SPOKE to him like a normal person might speak to him, without insulting his intelligence. He said that I came across as a real person rather than a corporate product.

I love it when a caller understands the method to my phone sex madness. It shows me that I am doing things the right way because I am attracting the right people. I am having fun doing my so-called job. It is a job because I must be professional in certain ways such as how I present myself to you. But I am also a real person that enjoys having a good time. I really do like what I do and I feel it shows!

I just happen to feel that FUN is sadly ignored in the phone sex business. Like those ads that you see in magazines or on late night TV. The come across as so serious and robotic rather than making it a personal experience. And based on what you naughty guys tell me, that is what the experience is often like too. Even the majority of the millions of phone sex sites out there subscribe to the theory of using cliche’s.

I just can NOT do things that way. I wouldn’t want to either; I like it that I approach everything with the fun in mind.

Well I just thought I would shoot out a quick message today so that I can wish everyone a Happy Holiday season. Have some fun! It gets pretty busy around here so I don’t always have the time to write in my diary as often as I would like to. But I know you forgive me. Kisses from Lynnea!

The autumn was incredibility busy this year, and it flew past super fast! Business is great and we did some expanding etc. So here we are already at the end of November and the whole Holiday Season. I’ve gotten a few gifts already from a few callers too. Some guys are sweet enough to remember little ole me, and care enough about me to even WANT to send me something. I won’t take much, I encourage them to make me something. For instance one of my callers is a musician. He’s sent me a few CD’s before and this year it’s one specifically with Holiday music. Another caller of mine, knows what a huge geek I am for Buffy The Vampire Slayer and he sent me a CD that he burned of the musical episode that I got today. I had it playing away for a bit this afternoon. Those are the gifts I like best – the ones that really cost very little yet they are “special”, “intimate”, and very personal. I guess that’s the way I like my phone sex too now that I think about it!

We have this fantastic specialty bakery near our condos and they serve the best coffee. Every morning I stop there bright and early for a hot cup. It’s best in the winter of course, because the whole place just warms you up with delicious smells of baked breads and sweet rolls. In the summer it’s extremely hot in there due to the ovens. I shudder what people go through in the hot afternoons.

Anyway since it can still be pretty humid in the summer to be stepping into a warm place like that, I must wear very little clothes. Today when I went in I had on cut off shorts which do run rather small and a little black tank top with spaghetti straps that reveal my bra straps. I might slip on a normal pair of tennis shoes and just grab my wallet and car keys. Usually business men and women are the ones grabbing a cup of java in the morning, so I sort of stand out in my “dressed down” clothes.

Today this extremely good looking business man was in front of me. I had never seen him in there before. He was well groomed and well dressed in his suit. Normally I am more attracted to a guy in jeans, a more rugged look; but this one was so attractive and even smelled great. He didn’t seem to pay much attention to me beyond a glance he gave me when I stepped in line. But I kept checking HIM out, I sort of shifted my positions several times to see him better lol. I think I may have been a little too obvious that I was ogling him.

When the cashier went to ring him up he said, “Please include the lovely lady’s order behind me also.” And so he paid for my coffee. I stood there until he got his change and thanked him. He said and I quote, “no thank YOU, it’s a pleasure to buy coffee for such a naturally gorgeous young lady.”

What a way to start my morning off right! A hot guy, a hot cup of coffee, and a fresh pair of panties soiled already! Turn me on with compliments and I can’t help it if I drip like a faucet. lol

When I talk to many of my sexy callers, we often end up in a discussion about the phone sex industry. Sometimes they tell me horror stories of experiences they have had calling for phone sex. Sometimes they tell me nice stuff too!

I had a very long call and a long conversation with a fairly new caller. I consider someone new that I’ve only spoke to for a few months. (once I know you very well then I call you OLD hehe). He told me that he was never going to call another service aside from Phone Flirts, and I probed him for the reasons. I am still certain he was exaggerating a bit… or maybe perhaps I am just too humble. But I felt like sharing some of the things I spoke about with him today because I think it gives anyone who reads our phone sex blog some things to think about. Mainly, of course, we want you thinking about US….. being bent over, laying naked on our backs, etc etc etc.

He said: Once day I called you and you told me you would love to do a call with me, but asked me to ring you back in 5 minutes so you could finish up her laundry. He said he LIKED that because it meant I was a REAL person and I wasn’t hiding behind some huge fantasy facade about it.

I said: Yes it is true. I do laundry. I go to the grocery store. On rare occasions I will even dust. I take showers, I blow dry my hair, I do errands, and cook dinner too. I am NORMAL… a real person and I do all the boring things that life requires. And no, I am not afraid to SHARE it with you. I will not bore you to death with my grocery list… of course not. But I also do not lie… I am truthful about my life, even the boring parts.

He said: You have good rates which keep me coming back, but mainly I like how you talk to me. You make phone sex fun.

I said: I am just MYSELF, and I like to laugh, I love to flirt, I enjoy sex, and mainly I LIKE MEN. I treat callers no differently than a guy I might meet at bar. Yes, this IS a business and certainly you are paying for my time… but I work hard to LIKE you, to get to know you, and to be interested in you.

He said: You always bill me accurately and properly. I never have to worry about it when the statement comes in.

I said: Well, newsflash here… I am HONEST. I have not been in business as long as I have by being a thief or a crook. I am cautious with YOUR money like it was my OWN money. I know and understand that a phone sex call is a treat, it a little masturbation entertainment that you give yourself once in awhile. And since it IS for entertainment value (for your cock) I also know that there is a limit to what you can or want to spend on it. Sure a 15 call with me is a little cheaper than buying a DVD, but you probably do not buy a new DVD every week, nor do you spend $1700.00 in a single month for a whole new collection. My services are reasonability priced, but I am also reasonably minded and have more than your average amount of common sense too.

Phone sex is a business, yes indeed, but there are ways to enjoy it with safety, honesty, and dare I say it integrity. Sprinkle in some truth and gosh darn it… you have got something to shake your cock at it! While we were winding down our conversation together the caller told me “you should put this all in your diary”. And so I shall.

Get this one.. wow phone sex can be rough! I have a long time caller whose called us for awhile but alas he also called another small one girl service too. (shocking isn’t it that you horny guys calls all around lolol) anyway I guess he liked the girl fine - until he got this massive bill. His funds are - shall we say are… more “limited” and I was always cautious not to let him run over with his time because I respect him and HIS money. However, in this crazy business you sometimes come across seriously sad women. This operator had charged 100’s of bucks to his account hopping he wouldn’t notice it! Well he DID notice and called her back about it. The excuse? She said to him, “well I needed the money” and she promised she would pay it back soon. Is that the scariest thing you heard all day or what? Makes you wonder how many other guys she did that to who didn’t notice it! I will let you know that the caller was not foolish enough to believe such bullshit, thank goodness for him.

I find it amusing - while I grant you that yes we do work in the adult industry - it really can be done honestly and with ethics. While hopefully our phone sex call will be naughty and everything you want it to be - it should also be professional. Basically it means this IS still a business and should be run as such with all the legalities, moralities, and professionalism in tact.

I find women who cross the ethics line in this business to be not so “healthy minded” and that’s a sad thing. Our jobs are wicked cool - we get to meet guys we wouldn’t normally be able to meet, we get to flirt and talk about sex all damn day - and in our case we work directly from home. Our work has a ton of perks for sure… but I don’t think “stealing” is one of them! Crikey! The whole internet boom has created an atmosphere where con artists and predators can set up and close up “shop” pretty fast. The multitudes of websites that exist make it pretty hard for the typical “horny surfer” to find the honest business. And by the way… there are many good honest ethical phone sex owners/operators/services - but man oh man there are still shit loads of scum buckets too. It exists in all industries on the net as well - it’s not just limited to the adult industry.

If you ever saw the movie Punch Drunk Love then you might get an idea of what I am talking about. I recently watched it on HBO or something and the main character calls a phone sex service one night. To his surprise the next day the operator calls him at home asking him for money! I had the conversation with my caller after I saw the movie about his little rip off incident. Boy these things DO happen for real - and it’s so shocking to me. Perhaps I am naive - no, I take that back I KNOW I am naive…

It just would never occur to me to “scam” my callers - I like them too much. It wouldn’t occur to me to steal a pack of gum at the grocery store though either. I was taught better than that shit, and I live my life better than that too. But then again I’ve never been here for the money alone either… I do this because I like it, because I like men, and I love sex in all forms. I suppose if I were unemployable, desperate Ricki Lake/Jerry Springer freak, or a con artist I could understand that mentality better. But alas, I can’t. I will never understand that type of greed and thank goodness too…. because I don’t want to.

My point in writing this isn’t to sound like a whiner or like I know everything - nah I don’t. I’m not preaching my way either - that would be pretty boring. But I do think the whole internet has changed so much that it almost seems now there is more “junk” available than quality in most of the sites we all surf. I also worry about people who are new to the net and can so easily fall victim to “scams”. As a phone sex caller reading this I hope it makes you a bit wary of not handing out your credit card details to every site you see too. You should investigate the service a bit to make sure it’s not a fly by night type of company. You should ask questions, you should be told the billing name, and you should know WHO you are giving your info to. You should know the charges up front before you call, you should watch what you spend and make sure it matches to your CC statements.

Phone sex is a great experience, its fun, fairly priced, and most services will do right by you. Most services actually do follow the law. But there is always one small group of scammers out there and buying anything online always comes with a certain level of risk. Be careful in phone sex land. The business can and does attract many types of personalities…. sadly some are not so honest.

I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some sugar baby! I love it when a caller can communicate with me. I don’t want to be talked AT or to do all the work. I like an interplay between us. I think that makes all the difference in a hot conversation.

So this new caller, let’s call him “J” was super cool, funny, and had such a great personality. He was also very sexy. If you ever wonder if a phone sex operator actually likes her callers, well yes…… we DO. Sure we do get our fair share of “crank” calls and assholes. But for the most part I’d say at least 95% of our callers are regular normal nice guys that are a genuine pleasure to speak with (and literally too lol)! I think we are in an industry that is fraught with negativity … and that’s a sad thing. I think there is a negative attitude from the general public about phone sex, phone sex operators, and even the guys who call. I’ve seen rather “negative” terms used with it all the time. Just because I talk dirty … or because you might like to hear it … doesn’t make us freaks. In fact if you ask me, and this is exactly what I told “J” today … it makes the others who place negative judgments the freaks. You know, phone sex is a very personal taste. I sure do love the way it melts in my mouth. And “J” was damn tasty!

I did a call with a new guy yesterday and what a turn on he was. He was so hot and sexy they way he whispered naughty things to me. I got super wet and couldn’t resist touching myself. The best part was when he blew his wad … he moaned so sweetly that it sent me over the edge. Nothing, and I mean nothing is sexier to me that the sounds of sex. It’s stupid maybe? I don’t care I LOVE it. I love the sounds a guy makes. Not all guy have to be loud for me to enjoy their sounds either. It’s the breathless sound, the quiver in a voice that can get me going. Sometimes it’s subtle. sometimes it’s explosive but it all works for me. When it comes to sex — I am simple. I like the little things, the things that stimulate my brain and my imagination. I find myself noticing the way male telemarketers sound when they call. I listen to them and yes, of course I flirt a little. I can hear their interest in my teases. And then I tell them I’m not interested in what they are selling. But they are always sweet about it — so I know they enjoy it too. Voices are important, and different ones turn me on in different ways. Don’t you agree?

Hello horny boys. Now rarely will you ever see me ranting political comments on the website… I just don’t normally do that type of thing. However, I am very tired of the whole FCC crap. We’re in one of the big Clear Channel locations that lost Howard Stern. I miss my Stern show and all the craziness that went with it. I’m tired of all this FCC stuff so I thought I might share a link with you…. www.stopfcc.com If you do not want the government deciding for you what you watch or listen to then you will want to check it out! Free speech in the US!!!!!

This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw me in the Swinger Calendar … and I have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let me know! I’ll be happy to mail you one. Supplies are almost gone — so please act quickly as I am sure that once I post this I’ll get swamped. It’s first cum first served hehe. I’ll take requests as long as the supply lasts and I don’t usually make these special offers available on the site! Oh and one more thing - make sure you check out our recently added Free Gallery Page for lots of naughty photos to whack off to!

Some callers use cell phones when they call me. Sure, cell phones are allowed, but please make sure the phone quality is good. In general you probably know if your cell phone has good sound quality or if it doesn’t. I want and expect to hear you clearly - just as you expect to hear me clearly. If the quality isnt acceptable - I will turn your call down and suggest that you call back on a land line. Keep in mind also that a cell phone isn’t entirely “private” when calling me with your personally identifiable information. Just thought I’d mention that! You may at least want to call me on a landline just to ensure your privacy when giving us credit card details.

Vibrators are much like cars in that every now and then — you must upgrade.

It is very possible to know someone’s personality from the car they drive … or in how they take care of it. I think the same is true for girls … you can tell a lot about them from the type of vibrator they use. Every girl has one, likes them, or wants one secretly. And if not, well we’re talking about a babe who is as cold as a refrigerator.

A vibrator is almost a girl’s best friend and if it’s not then it should be. Some girls like ‘em big, some girls like ‘em small, but all girls like them with multiple settings! I personally like the softee type since I am not as excited by shoving a hard cold plastic dick into my pussy! I like and prefer the real thing or to get a toy as close the real thing as possible. I’m not a pocket rocket girl - I want it big.

So off to the adult store we went! My best friend and me that is … we did a little shopping this week! And we do like to waltz in there wearing something sexy. It’s always fun because we are not the least bit shy — we get loud talking and laughing while comparing vibrators. The adult store we like is a SUPERSIZED adult store and its always busy. It’s where strippers can go to buy their outfits and you can even get some lingerie. Both the silky type and the edible type! The clerk knows us well.

As always our adult store adventures are to make sure that we grab a few new toys, but also we really are seeking attention from horny men. My friend is really the more embarrassing one waving and saying hello to every guy in there! She likes to make them blush, bump into them with her boobs, and then laughs real loud. I can only giggle the whole time and keep instigating her to do it again!

Wow - I was searching the Internet today and found some pretty crazy phone sex ads out there! I feel pretty damn normal now lol! The main thing I guess that I love about phone sex is the mutual masturbation part. But more than that - I am not “THE BEST”… I hate that advertisement. Like what does that even mean anyway? The BEST to WHO? And who exactly evaluates that type of thing? I know what you are thinking and so am I… it’s just a silly ad.

I dunno - I guess I am not the best — just a normal typical real girl that might live next door to you. Or maybe the naughty but sweet type you might see out in a bar. Maybe you might see me shopping on a Saturday at the mall … perfumed and wearing a comfortable but cute little outfit. That’s a fairly accurate account of what I do on weekends,

I’m typical for my age and sexually very open. I am totally into men and adore them … doing pretty much everything I can to please them. I’m not a “negative” person and not the least bit “judgmental” about people or life!!

I enjoy the CONNECTION that can happen during phone sex … when you know you get along super well with the other person. When you can talk about other things and STILL get off together.

I guess I suck as an actress. I don’t fulfill every role-play that exists - I am more of myself, and I’m true to who I am. It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy role-play — it just means I am only capable of playing with what I like, and know. I have things that I like, and things I want to fantasize about … but ultimately I guess I just want to cum.