Yes. I am a party girl by nature. I was born a flirt. I like to have fun. Can I be home on New Years Eve? HELLLLLL NO. I got plans tonight baby, I’m going out, and there will be heavy drinking of alcohol involved. You didn’t really think a girl like me would stay home did you?

I got my outfit selected. I bought some new lipstick. I got the tunes picked out. I got the friends and the man lined up. Ahhh New Years is totally one of my favorite holidays. It’s what life is all about… getting drunk and passing out in a corner… er oh I really mean… “it’s about cutting loose and having a BLAST”.

It’s kinds like phone sex actually. Same kind of freedom. Same kind of fun. Just usually not so much alcohol. Talking to me is cheaper than a case of beer though. So set your resolutions, be sure to include a call to me, cause… 2009 is gonna be awesome.

I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.

All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.

I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.

Should I DO her?

Here is an example of an email I got today!

Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”

Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!

Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.

I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.

I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.

Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……

One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.

To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?

He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.

What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

I am a huge Buffy the Vampire fan. I don’t watch much TV but that was one show I just loved. It wasn’t just all the violence, gore, blood, and cliff hanger story lines that kept me attracted…. it was sorta more about a guy in black leather. Ah Spike… the ways in which I would fuck you senseless would drive you mad. Last year he died on Buffy’s final episode and I was crushed. But now they have brought him back to that Angel show. I am not exactly a fan of it - but will need it now to get my weekly dose of Spike… and I hope he is as shirtless on it, as he was on Buffy. I am not getting enough of his nudity yet but I do have faith. Is it wrong for me to watch a silly television show and get wet from someone on it? My mind is always on sex - perhaps too much? Is that possible? I have to do phone sex you see…. if I don’t I end up just sitting here masturbating to some guy on TV. Yes, girls masturbate too when they see someone hot on TV (unless they have crotch rot or something) and I bet you horny men didn’t know that.