I saw this a few years back and just thought it was so cute. Here it is for my Happy Halloween to you! I mean it sincerely… it’s my favorite holiday!

Yes, I am a little bit of a Princess. Can’t you tell? Anyone who truly knows me is not shocked by that. I don’t like to get messy, I like my “space”, my designer purse collection is legendary among friends and family.

And speaking of family… of course I am the baby, and the only girl. How else do you raise a princess? One might think that because of this… I would be the spoiled loser out of the 3 siblings. Nope, that is not the case.

In our family, it’s the middle child who’s the screw up. My brother is 10 years older than me and the best bull shitter you could ever meet. But I love him, all of those weird ideas, and he is so immature…. in a “fun” way. True creativity is always a blast to be around. I do pity women who date him, or the two that married him and had to find someone more “adult”. My brother has that kind of charm that only a family could love, so even when he pisses you off in a major way… it’s hard to stay mad at such a dope for too long. We’re always trying to straighten him out, advise him, force him to change etc. It’s not going to happen though, and the princess realizes that.

Now wouldn’t think the girl whose been a dancer and phone sex operator would be the loser in the clan? I mean really. Isn’t the misconception about phone sex girls that they are uneducated, unemployable in regular jobs, and overall…. Just dumb?

If you’ve never called a phone sex service before, that’s what you think isn’t it? And even if you HAVE called a phone sex line before, you had probably a 70% chance of running into a girl who fits that description. It’s a sad fact that there is an element of truth to the “stereotype”. But not ALL phone sex girls are like this. I’m not.

I’m smart, witty, and educated. Did I mention cute? How about confident and sexy in a natural way… not that whole “persona” kind. Oh and let me not forget, I am a savvy business woman and meticulous no matter what I do. And creativity oozes out of all orifices.

And speaking of orifices, I have a few that I like to use on a regular basis. Wanna hear me tell you about them in graphic detail? Perhaps I might select a toy from my collection and let you hear it. If that’s not clear enough… yes, I’d love to ram my pussy with a dildo if you’d like to join me.

Ha! Loser in the family… my poor brother is so dumb HE hasn’t figured out how to get paid to jack off. But I have!

Call me.. check out my personal page, and my naughty photo gallery… I think you should know I have the biggest phone sex website on the net for good reason. I care about my services and … I’m also horny and my site works well to find the right guys who want to explore mutual masturbation without bullshit. Let’s get it on… See my page by clicking on the words: Phone Sex. Then don’t be shy… call me asap!

A while back I posted an “all about me” kind of message. At the time I thought of it as kind of lame on my part, but hey it was a blog post and better then nothing. I don’t have the time to post on a constant basis and it filled in a gap. Meanwhile my lame post became very popular amongst several of my callers, so I thought I’d go ahead and add another, and of course use it as an excuse to post another photo of my ass.

I make my own soy candles, it’s one of my hobbies.

My idol is John Lennon. Give Peace a Chance. Masturbate – not War.

I must have air conditioning in the summer, I am a petite flower and do not deserve to sweat.

I get “carded” in bars, I have always looked younger then I am.

I am the “baby” in my family: spoiled a little but completely deserving.

I prefer live music to dance music in a bar/club.

My current favorite “must not miss” TV is: Dexter and True Blood.

I would sooner gouge out my own eyes then watch Oprah and her bullshit.

I think Dr. Phil…. Is a douche that preaches pop pseudoscience psychology for dummies.

Reality TV is good… but only to laugh at idiots with no sense of self.

I prefer Beer over Wine… any day or any time.

I am not the black sheep of my family despite my chosen business. I have a loser brother. (there is always 1 loser in every family, right?)

I have a dog and a cat, both spoiled rotten and cute as hell.

I can say the rudest thing ever, and make someone laugh his or her ass off with it.

I like children, but I have no desire to squeeze any out of my vagina.

My designer purse fetish is legendary among my friends.

I scream at the sight of mice, and my “law” is that men should kill the bugs.

My family’s nickname for me is: Lollipop

My favorite perfumes: Happy by Clinique, Design by Paul Sebastian (light and clean scents only)

I prefer blue jeans for comfort and casual dress

I do not share popcorn in the movies. You better get your own and let me scarf down mine.

I am a panty freak, I have a massive supply, in every style, and every color.

One of my pet peeves is passive aggressive people.

I am a hard ass when it comes to business

So ya wanna play with me? Well it’s EASY. Click on the words: Phone Sex to go to my personal page and to get my telephone number. Oh you can click on my ass pic too and that will also link you to my page.

Now, if I am not around, or if you prefer brunettes, dommes, submissive chicks, black girls, or some other kind of variety that I am not… check out some of my hot girlfriends by clicking on the words: Phone Sex.

Just got back from a 7 day family vacation. As per usual, traveling with family is both good and bad. We own a house on a lake up in the mountains, and we usually cram into it. This year my boyfriend and I rented our own house a short distance away so we could be alone. #1 that meant more privacy and fucking time, and #2 the house is getting too full and only has one bathroom. I need bathroom time, not so much toilet time, but Princess time to pamper myself. The weather was PERFECT, we took the boat out nearly everyday, and I got some sunburn.

The above photo was taken at the house I stayed at with my man. We had this huge but beautiful owl who apparently trolled the property as his/her owl. I just thought the pic turned out cool and eerie.

Well, back to phone sex!

I have a busy life lately damnit. Sometimes it’s just way too busy for my own good, but you probably know how that goes. It’s time to break out, misbehave, and get extremely intoxicated. OMG did I say that? Yes, yes I guess I did. Ok by now those of you regularly reading this know I may be cute, but I am not innocent. Those of you who are new to my blog/life… well, get with the damn program.

I admit it. I am a party girl by nature. I was born that way. I always did my work, but I was also always looking for ways to be “bad” when I was a school girl. (I am a woman now ahem) and so I guess I’ve never totally grown up. I refuse to in a way; I just believe you MUST be naughty sometimes in life to remain a happy person.

I was happy this past weekend for sure, you might even call it “happy drunk”. I went out with a few of girls, a small group of us which I don’t do as often as I used anymore. It was SO good to do it; I wish we all had more time. Anyway there were 4 of us hanging out and let me review the scene. 4 drunken women who for the most part look respectable but are behaving like horny housewives at a male strip show. (and BTW only one of my friends is actually married and we were not at a male strip show).

Yes, we got wasted, loud, and totally obnoxious. It was a BLAST and I cannot wait until we get together again. My poor boyfriend doesn’t even want to know the details, and that is for the best. Ok I admit that I am not “cheater”… so the relationship is safe. But I am a chronic flirter that always looks for attention from men.

I talked to a new guy today from Florida and when I first start out on any call… I always ask a very specific phone sex question, it just helps me to really figure out the best way to approach a call. As stated all over my site… I try to tailor calls to each guy. Once I had that info… Mr. Florida proceeded to ask me to tell him a real sex story from my life.

Now, I don’t know why… but that always makes me pause. It’s not that I am shy… but without an idea of what someone is seeking I sort of feel like I am being put in front of the class and given a pop quiz. It’s takes me a second to pull it together. Maybe it’s some sort of self esteem thing, I dunno. Also I prefer to kind of know a theme that someone likes. In other words, my idea of a sexy story might not be the same as yours. In this case I picked one and began it just hoping it would work out.

There is a difference between telling a real story… and an “invented” stereotypical phone sex one. A true story needs a “set up”, it requires a few details on other players in it, and it also tends to make you speak in a very natural tone of voice and pattern of speech. In other words… I can’t tell the story in that monotone phone sex operator pace with exaggerated tones. Even some tidbits of a memory come at the wrong time, small pieces of details you should have mentioned earlier but neglected, and in a true story that just happens. A sex story doesn’t just jump to…. “yeah I was sucking off 10 men in the bathroom”… it has a progression to it.

As I am telling the story… the caller is totally quiet. This is a very common event, but also can be unnerving if you aren’t getting feedback that you are on the right track or turning him on. But as I said, it’s not uncommon and I just continued.

I barely got to the good part… when Mr. Florida announced he had cum. I was almost shocked (and rarely do I get shocked lol) He said he had never had another phone sex girl tell a story in such a way, so detailed that he could envision it in his mind. He also implied he liked the way it was a seduction rather than a bunch of nasty words being spewed in his ear. He said… and I QUOTE…. “you have made this an art form”.

His compliment was genuine and really made my day. I asked him if he had reviewed my whole site and he said yes. I told him to look for my little blog message about him today. So here it is Mr. Florida! Thank you for being such a nice and classy guy, you were a pleasure to speak with, and I hope you send me that photo we discussed.

So the whole twitter thing is boring I think and I am going to stop posting messages from it on my blog. I just don’t have the time with calls and running the business to post all day I guess. Plus, I really feel it is kind of a lame thing, and I suspect that most people don’t really give a shit about it lol. I’ll still use it and you can read my tweet on the left side of the blog.

This past weekend I went out to the family lake house in the mountains. I spent some time with my brothers and we did some winterizing work there. We love the lake house, we have gone there since childhood and it’s a quick 2 hour drive from where we all live. There are lots of old memories there and we definitely slip back into our old behaviors. Both of my brothers are many years older than me, so yes I am the “baby” and everything that goes with it. I’m a little spoiled and fiercely protected by them. My family’s nickname for me is “Lollipop”. Obnoxious huh? We had gorgeous weather and a really nice time. This week will mark the official start of autumn and that is just as beautiful at the lake, however we won’t be doing any further boating past this point. I spend many weekends up there in the summer and occasional ones through autumn and spring.

So what’s new with you? As summer winds down… do ya feel horny more often? Or do you just jack off more because of being trapped in the house more? Be sure to call and tell me!

Ok first off I am a huge film fan, and I actually am not all that into the “mainstream” stuff. I’ve never seen “Titanic” (we all know how it ends duh) and I am annoyed at films that lack plot and have nothing but action to them. I do enjoy all kinds of film but it’s often independent stuff. I love a movie that can make you think.

I feel the same about porn too. Most porn is not artist let’s face it, there is a whole different point to it lol. But I gotta say I saw Behind the Green Door for the first time on PPV. It’s a really made film, good camera work, has a semi-plot, and it works well overall. Have you seen it? If not ya gotta check it out exclusively at this link: —-> Behind the Green Door

This is the description:

The revolutionary adult film that ushered in a new era of Porn Chic introduced America to the idea of sex as sophistication and erotic films as Art. Scandals ensued on Madison Avenue as the Mitchell brothers enlisted then unknown Ivory Snow girl Marilyn Chambers, for the film and appropriated their slogan, billing Chambers as “99 and 44/100 percent pure.”

Liner Notes:
Marilyn Chambers, the All-American Girl, who undeniably changed the face of the adult film industry stars in her classic, ground-breaking ingenue role. Brought to the screen by the innovative talents of the Mitchell Brothers, she takes you on a cinematic journey into the sublime.

I often get calls from guys who say things like “I decided to call you because you seem real” yet some of these guys have never looked at my photos. I think my personality comes through as genuine even in my writing. Cool, that’s a compliment.

Still other times I get calls from guys who say “I really want to masturbate with a girl, but most phone sex operators don’t”. They often tell me that they believe I do. This was the exact conversation I had with a guy just a few minutes ago. Cool, cause I do.

Yes, I DO masturbate on calls, but keep in mind that not all guys even care. Some callers are into their fetish or have a roleplay in mind already. (Please note: doing a roleplay makes it difficult for the girl to masturbate if you like both.) I get to know my callers and I know who I can, and cannot cum with. Both are fine by me, and each type are still enjoyable calls for me.

So today a new guy called, and he was into the mutual masturbation idea, and understood my site. He also said I was extremely cute and that he loved my voice… and compliments get you everywhere with me.

It just so happens that prior to his call I was starting my yoga routine. I practice yoga every single day… 20 min in the morning and 20 min at night before bed. I am not a girl who wants to sweat a lot, cause sorry ladies but it never looks cute. For yoga you really do need appropriate clothes and the shirt I had on today was kind of a flirty off the shoulder type that would not work well. So – I took it off. I never wear bra and there I was boobs free in the breeze going into my mountain pose….. when the phone rang.

I set up his call topless, and luckily this guy was into mutual masturbation. I’d have felt kind of student playing the dirty college student looking for a better grade roleplay with no top on. Yes, this client got me off, made me happy, and was super sweet.

The moral of the story is this: Yes I am a phone sex operator, but I am probably not walking around my house in lingerie and high heels just waiting for your call. However, I might be doing topless yoga and that’s still a good start! And yes, I am one of those genuine phone sex girls that doesn’t want to star in porn movies, but is totally into masturbation. Yes fellas, we are not a figment of your imagination.

I am a huge geek for the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio. I love it, I have it in my house and in my car so I never miss it. Phone sex as a topic comes up on the show often, and they do some of the funniest phony phone calls to phone sex services. They call the service bureau types of ads and get the typical stereotypical phone sex operator. But let me tell you it’s hilarious for me to hear. Check out the vids below, obviously it’s only audio. One is a fake Arnold Swarzenegger and the other is Tracy Morgan. Enjoy!

I have a long time caller that is in residency as a psychiatrist. I’ve known him forever it seems like, and we talk about a lot of things aside from “phone sex”. We end up going a few hours on the phone because we both enjoy good conversation in general too. So you get the point… I like him and we talk as much casually about other topics as much as we talk dirty.

Basically we get into these intellectual conversations about the psychology of phone sex and he is often amazed at my own personal mental stability haha. I always explain that I became a phone sex operator due to choice… not a “need”. I’ve continued to do it because I like it, the masturbation (like who wouldn’t duh), but also I truly enjoy the banter with individual callers too.

So Dr. Whackit, as I will call him with affection, and I were speaking about some of the traits it takes to be a phone sex operator. Then we began to compare it to what he does for a living too and I dunno, it was interesting to me. So I thought I’d share a little of what was said, my point of view, his point of view, and sort of mix it up like a dirty cocktail.

Oh, let me do my disclaimer too… there are lots of smart women in the phone sex industry that can do all of the following just as well, if not better than I. But let’s all face it too… some fall into it without knowledge, education, experience, or even talent etc etc etc. I guess the point is like any other work we have our good eggs and the bad ones. Though, often, the bad eggs are more misinformed than malicious. Ok, there said it.

To be a good phone sex operator, you have to know how to run a business and all the stuff that includes like: customer service, the laws, the boring paperwork etc. You can’t really be a dumb farm girl and totally succeed on your own if taxes, accountants, and the legalities intimidate you. You have to know the difference between profits, losses, demographics, price points, and return on investments. The good news to the boring shit…. is that callers prefer intelligent women who know how to do this. It makes them horny… if this business talk is making you horny right now… then call me.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what true communication is. I don’t mean spouting off a bunch of dirty words either. You have to understand the basic psychology of communication. A good communicator isn’t afraid to say no, and believes in what they say… as well as being able to literally verbalize it to someone else. A good communicator actually wants to hear the other side too. Plus let’s face it… sex…. when we are able to communicate about it – just gets better.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what your true motivations are, and why you are doing it. You have to understand your OWN psychological make up. If you don’t, then you may not really know who you are…. or have the confidence needed to succeed. Without confidence, all you really have is “good intentions” which are not enough. I try to keep my motives “positive” too… I think about things in a positive way, always a new idea, and always a solution to everything. I am also positive that my motivations are perverted. Did I say that?

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have creativity and that is something you either have or you don’t, it doesn’t go away and it doesn’t suddenly return. Creativity happens in many areas of our lives and having a vivid imagination is one a huge part of our sex lives too. So let’s get creative… Let’s find a new way to rub one out and then do it differently the next time too. Let’s be creative and shake things up whoohoo!

To be a good phone sex operator you have to be able to speak. Some girls get caught in the “oh baby hmmmm oh baby” stuff for 10 minutes and there is no substance. Being able to string a sentence together isn’t enough; you have to speak combined with the confidence, creativity, and by using the good communication skills as stated above. Kinda obvious. But also a voice is everything, as well as the use of language.

To be a good phone sex operator you must have the ability not to take things so personally. I am just myself on my calls, but I also separate my life some too. I do not LIVE everything I FANTASIZE about. My business is a part of my life, but it is not my whole life. I don’t have to take things “personally” this way.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have patience. This is not a get rich quick type of business… it grows and grows over time so you have to water the horny plant daily. Each year my goal is to make more money than last year and I have never lost out once. Talk to my accountant – he actually brags about me to other clients lol. (or maybe he just wants to bang me)

So now let’s break it down: professionalism, communication, motivation, confidence, creativity, good speech patterns, not taking things down to a personal level and patience…. Dr Whackit told me these are all important things that he must do or qualities he must have as well to work as a Psychiatrist. You thought I went off the point of the story probably… but no, I had one. Phone Sex can be a little like counseling experience… of course the main objective is more about your penis rather than your childhood experiences… but both things probably need your attention anyway. You just simply seek out 2 different types of pros to handle them.

Yes. I am a party girl by nature. I was born a flirt. I like to have fun. Can I be home on New Years Eve? HELLLLLL NO. I got plans tonight baby, I’m going out, and there will be heavy drinking of alcohol involved. You didn’t really think a girl like me would stay home did you?

I got my outfit selected. I bought some new lipstick. I got the tunes picked out. I got the friends and the man lined up. Ahhh New Years is totally one of my favorite holidays. It’s what life is all about… getting drunk and passing out in a corner… er oh I really mean… “it’s about cutting loose and having a BLAST”.

It’s kinds like phone sex actually. Same kind of freedom. Same kind of fun. Just usually not so much alcohol. Talking to me is cheaper than a case of beer though. So set your resolutions, be sure to include a call to me, cause… 2009 is gonna be awesome.

I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.

All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.

I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.

Should I DO her?

Here is an example of an email I got today!

Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”

Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!

Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.

I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.

I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.

Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……

One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.

To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?

He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.

What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

I am a huge Buffy the Vampire fan. I don’t watch much TV but that was one show I just loved. It wasn’t just all the violence, gore, blood, and cliff hanger story lines that kept me attracted…. it was sorta more about a guy in black leather. Ah Spike… the ways in which I would fuck you senseless would drive you mad. Last year he died on Buffy’s final episode and I was crushed. But now they have brought him back to that Angel show. I am not exactly a fan of it - but will need it now to get my weekly dose of Spike… and I hope he is as shirtless on it, as he was on Buffy. I am not getting enough of his nudity yet but I do have faith. Is it wrong for me to watch a silly television show and get wet from someone on it? My mind is always on sex - perhaps too much? Is that possible? I have to do phone sex you see…. if I don’t I end up just sitting here masturbating to some guy on TV. Yes, girls masturbate too when they see someone hot on TV (unless they have crotch rot or something) and I bet you horny men didn’t know that.