Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. […]

Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.
The Brady Bunch […]

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Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.
Phone sex requires 2 people.
Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.
Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.
Communication is a two way street.
Whispering is sexy.
Pushiness turns me off.
Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.
The more mutual you make it, the […]

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I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.
One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy […]

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.
The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think […]

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Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t […]

I figured I had better get on the ball and post to my diary. It’s been a busy new year for me, but it’s all good!
I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little […]

I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also.
I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the […]

I hate to sound like an ego maniac… (well not really) but I had a few desktop wallpapers made up of… ME. Now all you have to is click on one and the larger size will open in a new window. Then save it to your computer! Let me know what you think of these… […]

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin […]

Did you hear on TV or read somewhere about the whole big split between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Who cares right? Not me, not until I heard it was all due to Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie!
Can you imagine it? Two of the hottest people on this planet were having […]

Hello horny boys. Now rarely will you ever see me ranting political comments on the website… I just don’t normally do that type of thing. However, I am very tired of the whole FCC crap. We’re in one of the big Clear Channel locations that lost Howard Stern. I miss my Stern show and all […]

This is just a short but sweet note to our regular callers. Many of you already know or saw us in the Swinger Calendar … and we have a few more copies of it! So if you would like a cool amateur naked babe calendar then let Joey or me know! We’re happy to mail […]

Some callers use cell phones when they call me or Joey. Sure, cell phones are permittable, but please make sure the phone quality is good. In general you probably know if your cell phone has good sound quality or if it doesn’t. We want and expect to hear you clearly - just as […]