Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. […]

Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.
The Brady Bunch […]

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Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.
Phone sex requires 2 people.
Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.
Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.
Communication is a two way street.
Whispering is sexy.
Pushiness turns me off.
Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.
The more mutual you make it, the […]

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I stumbled across this link from some forum and thought it was pretty cute! It’s just one of those freebies on the internet that can make you smile. I am wondering if it can give you a stiffy though. So click on the banner and listen to a sexy voice moan out your computer’s IP […]

Good thing Phone Flirts aren’t automated. I got a hoot out of this.

Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene […]

What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum?
I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and […]

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.
One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy […]

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.
The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think […]

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman
I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best […]

Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t […]

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all […]

So my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our little anniversary this weekend. Its 2 years and counting. We have a nice solid mature relationship. I can count the arguments we’ve had and he’s never so much as raised his voice to me. We’ve got a lot in common. He’s great to me, I am […]

I figured I had better get on the ball and post to my diary. It’s been a busy new year for me, but it’s all good!
I am busy making some plans with my best girlfriend. We’ve decided to say “fuck the men” for one weekend in April and just plan our own personal little […]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so “mean” to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack […]

I get callers from every walk of life and no two are alike. That’s great for me, because it means callers never get boring, and I find that I am always learning something new also.
I started to notice a trend. I’m blond and these things can take awhile sometimes to sink in. Over the […]