Yes, I am a little bit of a Princess. Can’t you tell? Anyone who truly knows me is not shocked by that. I don’t like to get messy, I like my “space”, my designer purse collection is legendary among friends and family.

And speaking of family… of course I am the baby, and the only girl. How else do you raise a princess? One might think that because of this… I would be the spoiled loser out of the 3 siblings. Nope, that is not the case.

In our family, it’s the middle child who’s the screw up. My brother is 10 years older than me and the best bull shitter you could ever meet. But I love him, all of those weird ideas, and he is so immature…. in a “fun” way. True creativity is always a blast to be around. I do pity women who date him, or the two that married him and had to find someone more “adult”. My brother has that kind of charm that only a family could love, so even when he pisses you off in a major way… it’s hard to stay mad at such a dope for too long. We’re always trying to straighten him out, advise him, force him to change etc. It’s not going to happen though, and the princess realizes that.

Now wouldn’t think the girl whose been a dancer and phone sex operator would be the loser in the clan? I mean really. Isn’t the misconception about phone sex girls that they are uneducated, unemployable in regular jobs, and overall…. Just dumb?

If you’ve never called a phone sex service before, that’s what you think isn’t it? And even if you HAVE called a phone sex line before, you had probably a 70% chance of running into a girl who fits that description. It’s a sad fact that there is an element of truth to the “stereotype”. But not ALL phone sex girls are like this. I’m not.

I’m smart, witty, and educated. Did I mention cute? How about confident and sexy in a natural way… not that whole “persona” kind. Oh and let me not forget, I am a savvy business woman and meticulous no matter what I do. And creativity oozes out of all orifices.

And speaking of orifices, I have a few that I like to use on a regular basis. Wanna hear me tell you about them in graphic detail? Perhaps I might select a toy from my collection and let you hear it. If that’s not clear enough… yes, I’d love to ram my pussy with a dildo if you’d like to join me.

Ha! Loser in the family… my poor brother is so dumb HE hasn’t figured out how to get paid to jack off. But I have!

Call me.. check out my personal page, and my naughty photo gallery… I think you should know I have the biggest phone sex website on the net for good reason. I care about my services and … I’m also horny and my site works well to find the right guys who want to explore mutual masturbation without bullshit. Let’s get it on… See my page by clicking on the words: Phone Sex. Then don’t be shy… call me asap!

Do women have too many weapons to use against men sexually? I had a little conversation about this recently with a caller I’d like to call “Eddie Haskell”. You remember Eddie, the suck up with motives on Leave it to Beaver. I love old classic shows.

Anyway, “Eddie”, the caller of mine, and I discussed all the power I have over him. I say it’s a talent all women have, and that many just do not know how to use it. Eddie, in typical form told me “No it’s just YOU Lynnea”. Sure Eddie, and I bet my dress is lovely too.

Men have these teeny little buttons that can be easily pressed which will send little signals to their cocks. This signal reminds them that #1 they either must touch you, or #2 they must touch “the cock” themselves.

As a woman, I have many weapons to use to push those buttons. It’s not so simple as having tits, an ass, and a juicy pussy. Those items are the BIG prize and a special privilege… it’s the subtleties about a woman that make a man want her.

Like…. The way she flips her hair, the scent of her perfume, the way she bats her eye lashes, the way she licks her lips, the way she dangles her shoe off her toes, the way she glances at you, the look her flawless skin, the way she tilts her head at you when she talks, the way she licks an ice cream cone, the way she crosses her legs, the obvious pedicure she has, her thong peeking slightly out of the back of her jeans, and so on and so on and so on.

You get the point don’t you? Just like my “Eddie Haskell” caller says… Lynnea (me!) knows exactly how to rope in a man with her feminine weapons. What she does with you once she has used all of her sexy weapons on you… is TOTALLY her choice.

Would you believe me at all if I said I wasn’t a tease? Nah… didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot!

Guess you only have one choice left then. I’ve got my weapon pointed at you dirty boy. Go visit my personal home page by clicking on the words Phone Sex and call me. If you aren’t teased enough then go to my huge gallery by clicking on the words: Free Photo Gallery and let me tease ya just a little more!