A while back I posted an “all about me” kind of message. At the time I thought of it as kind of lame on my part, but hey it was a blog post and better then nothing. I don’t have the time to post on a constant basis and it filled in a gap. Meanwhile my lame post became very popular amongst several of my callers, so I thought I’d go ahead and add another, and of course use it as an excuse to post another photo of my ass.

I make my own soy candles, it’s one of my hobbies.

My idol is John Lennon. Give Peace a Chance. Masturbate – not War.

I must have air conditioning in the summer, I am a petite flower and do not deserve to sweat.

I get “carded” in bars, I have always looked younger then I am.

I am the “baby” in my family: spoiled a little but completely deserving.

I prefer live music to dance music in a bar/club.

My current favorite “must not miss” TV is: Dexter and True Blood.

I would sooner gouge out my own eyes then watch Oprah and her bullshit.

I think Dr. Phil…. Is a douche that preaches pop pseudoscience psychology for dummies.

Reality TV is good… but only to laugh at idiots with no sense of self.

I prefer Beer over Wine… any day or any time.

I am not the black sheep of my family despite my chosen business. I have a loser brother. (there is always 1 loser in every family, right?)

I have a dog and a cat, both spoiled rotten and cute as hell.

I can say the rudest thing ever, and make someone laugh his or her ass off with it.

I like children, but I have no desire to squeeze any out of my vagina.

My designer purse fetish is legendary among my friends.

I scream at the sight of mice, and my “law” is that men should kill the bugs.

My family’s nickname for me is: Lollipop

My favorite perfumes: Happy by Clinique, Design by Paul Sebastian (light and clean scents only)

I prefer blue jeans for comfort and casual dress

I do not share popcorn in the movies. You better get your own and let me scarf down mine.

I am a panty freak, I have a massive supply, in every style, and every color.

One of my pet peeves is passive aggressive people.

I am a hard ass when it comes to business

So ya wanna play with me? Well it’s EASY. Click on the words: Phone Sex to go to my personal page and to get my telephone number. Oh you can click on my ass pic too and that will also link you to my page.

Now, if I am not around, or if you prefer brunettes, dommes, submissive chicks, black girls, or some other kind of variety that I am not… check out some of my hot girlfriends by clicking on the words: Phone Sex.

Sometimes advertising is best done with images….