This is going to be a boring post for something that expects me to shock them with lurid sex tales from a trampy phone sex operator. Today I was thinking about passion.

See when I was in high school I had that typical “sweetheart” relationship. I’m normal what can I say? We were sooo in love and could spend hours just kissing. We kissed in the backseat of our friend’s car, we kissed until our jaws were sore. We got detention multiple times for tonsil hockey sports in the halls.

I went to a large school too; I had a large graduating class so there were many kids that you just never even knew. To this day I can meet someone….. a guy, a girl, and just have casual conversation that causes us to discover we graduated together. And the next comment is always “Oh I know who you are.. you dated Blankity Blank because I always say you two sucking face in the hall”. I have to laugh about it now, but we were very hot for each other and we had passion.

In general I am a passionate person. I feel things deeply, I defend what I believe in passionately, and yes I still love to kiss with passion. Kissing is such a sensual act and there are so many ways to do it that can set the tone and mood for sex. A soft wet tongue tickling mine, swirling in my mouth, flicking around…… it’s literally delicious.

Kissing is a prelude to fucking and it tells you a lot about how the other person is going to fuck. Sloppy and aggressive? Or Juicy and soft? I’ll have both please with a side order of hard and deep. Can I have some passion sprinkled on that order too?

Well all this talk about passionate kisses has me feeling a little too frisky. Better stop while I can still contain my urges for the next unsuspecting caller.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

Damn! It got hot here real fast. Last week it was chilly then BAM summer hit. It’s damn hot already… and I am talking unable to breathe, body smacking sweaty sex hot. Did I say that?

I am a princess, I admit it. I have my central air on and turned down to 70 degrees baby. I like my condo nipple peaking cool. I don’t know how people live with out it. What girl wants to sweat? I’m too feminie to sweat lol.

Man sweat on the other hand is kind of hot….. in that same power fucking, body smacking kind of way. I love to see men in the neighborhood mowing the grass with no shirts on and their skin kind of glistening. I may not be anxious to smell them… but I turn my head to look at that gorgeous glow.

So anyway my neighbor was doing that today, he must have had the day off work and decided to mow his lawn. He is this married dude, kind of quiet, always polite. But I have caught him on several hundred or so occasions leering at me while I wash my car or get some sun on my deck. I know what he is thinking, hell I make sure he is thinking it.

Today though while he was mowing the lawn I saw him get too sweaty. He had to take off his tee shirt and tuck it into his back pocket. His skin was a little shiny and I just sat at the window watching him. Yummy. I know he saw me at least for a good minute. I figured I owed him a good leering and today he got it.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Phone Sex with Lynnea

I’m letting every reader of my diary know that I have this wonderful, sweet, polite, classy, and hot Canadian Caller. We’ve talked for quite awhile now in every naughty way, and we’ve talked on a more personal level too. We can joke around together (Hence the title of this post - it’s a friggin joke people). You might say “Bastard” has become our pet name for each other lol. He just an all around nice guy that I am always glad to hear from. And let me tell you the horny bastard calls me a lot!

He is always telling me that my diary got him too horny so I decided to write something just for him. So here is my personal note to him.

Hi Bastard,
Got ya today with my little joke! Thanks for spending some time just talking with me this morning. I think you are a doll and not only are you a great person that I am lucky to know… but you are pretty kinky too. That’s a good quality in my book. Keep that cock warm for me until Monday!

Love,
Bastard

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea