Ah the beach… I just returned from a week long excursion. Oh yes it was worth it. My boyfriend and I rented a beach house…. you just leer out the window and see the waves. I got a light golden tan, and the wind through my hair was excellent!

Of course this blog is really about sex… so let’s get to it! I had to experience sex on the beach for the first time. I was warned by many – that sand gets everywhere and obviously that’s common sense too. But I’ve got a few tips for those who want to do it like I did.

Find a private area. I also suggest the night time since less people will obviously be there. Under a pier is perfect. On my trip… we had our own private pier. Something to this effect is best since you know that no one else is using it, there is plenty of space, and it’s quiet.

Take multiple blankets! It’s not enough to just lay ONE down in the sand… you need a few BIG king sized blankets overlapping and making a huge wide area. Save one to cover up with unless you prefer to be arrested for public nudity.

Definitely get some type of WIPES that are not irritating to your nasty bits. You will probably need to use them several times before, during, and after sex. Keep sand out of the pussy and away from your asshole please…. it is extremely irritating to sensitive parts!

Take a big jug of water. You will get thirty, you may need to rinse some sand away, or even wash sand from your mouth as you are busy sucking and licking body parts that may have some sand. Trust me sand on your tongue is not as yummy as my girl juice is.

Take a normal shower after as soon as humanly possible too. Yes, there will still be sand in places you can’t imagine.

The missionary position is probably best – but mainly you need to think ahead and plan on being in one sex position the whole time. Switching positions only cause you to rumple up the blankets and sand.

Did I like fucking on the beach? Well “hell yeah”! Sex just about anywhere is always good hehe. It’s more of a romantic action rather than a “kinky” one because you must use more caution due to the sand. But I highly suggest it, at least once.

I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some sugar baby! I love it when a caller can communicate with me. I don’t want to be talked AT or to do all the work. I like an interplay between us. I think that makes all the difference in a hot conversation.

So this new caller, let’s call him “J” was super cool, funny, and had such a great personality. He was also very sexy. If you ever wonder if a phone sex operator actually likes her callers, well yes…… we DO. Sure we do get our fair share of “crank” calls and assholes. But for the most part I’d say at least 95% of our callers are regular normal nice guys that are a genuine pleasure to speak with (and literally too lol)! I think we are in an industry that is fraught with negativity … and that’s a sad thing. I think there is a negative attitude from the general public about phone sex, phone sex operators, and even the guys who call. I’ve seen rather “negative” terms used with it all the time. Just because I talk dirty … or because you might like to hear it … doesn’t make us freaks. In fact if you ask me, and this is exactly what I told “J” today … it makes the others who place negative judgments the freaks. You know, phone sex is a very personal taste. I sure do love the way it melts in my mouth. And “J” was damn tasty!