Here is a Pondering thing…
How is Phone Sex like Pizza? Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree?

1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have those kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.

2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks - it is still usually worth it.

3.) First one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after awhile you get so saturated with the SAME damn thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good.

4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered by somebody else.

5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just slightly “off” a little. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.

Hey I just now realized as I write this that our 15 minute rate ($16.99) is like the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.

Kisses,
Lynnea

Amateur Phone Sex with Lynnea

We’re hitting the time of year I love. Lots of cool weather where I can grab my someone special and cuddle up on the couch with a warm blanket. Sounds like heaven to me. Also there have been a ton of spooky movies out and I love those. Great date flicks since I can grab the man I am with… while pretending I am scared. Should I happen to grab him in a very private area - I can pretend it was an accident and see what his reaction is. I’ve never “accidentally” grabbed a cock and been rejected … of course I’ve also NEVER really “accidentally” grabbed one. It’s always been intentional.

Wow - I was searching the Internet today and found some pretty crazy phone sex ads out there! I feel pretty damn normal now lol! The main thing I guess that I love about phone sex is the mutual masturbation part. But more than that - I am not “THE BEST”… I hate that advertisement. Like what does that even mean anyway? The BEST to WHO? And who exactly evaluates that type of thing? I know what you are thinking and so am I… it’s just a silly ad.

I dunno - I guess I am not the best — just a normal typical real girl that might live next door to you. Or maybe the naughty but sweet type you might see out in a bar. Maybe you might see me shopping on a Saturday at the mall … perfumed and wearing a comfortable but cute little outfit. That’s a fairly accurate account of what I do on weekends,

I’m typical for my age and sexually very open. I am totally into men and adore them … doing pretty much everything I can to please them. I’m not a “negative” person and not the least bit “judgmental” about people or life!!

I enjoy the CONNECTION that can happen during phone sex … when you know you get along super well with the other person. When you can talk about other things and STILL get off together.

I guess I suck as an actress. I don’t fulfill every role-play that exists - I am more of myself, and I’m true to who I am. It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy role-play — it just means I am only capable of playing with what I like, and know. I have things that I like, and things I want to fantasize about … but ultimately I guess I just want to cum.

I think the party we had this weekend will probably be the last big summer one we get. We had a party… a big party. My best friend and I have another pretty wild friend who was jumping from my deck to the neighbors…… you have to stop him from doing these stupid dangerous things, he is a little too crazy. We whispered a few different scenarios to each other about how to trick him into a 3 some with us. shhhhh don’t worry we’ll get him drunk one night… shock him… and then tell you all about it.

What’s worse was his girlfriend was sooooo annoying (which is why we are plotting his sexual take over). She is fairly new to our group of friends and she is trying almost too hard to fit in. She is a grad student and smart, but is also a dancer at a strip club. My friend and I were laughing so hard by her bragging about how much money she makes. She was trying to “pretend” she was so classy and intelligent but it just came across to everyone as she was egotistical. She was a big complainer too, she talked down to everyone thinking she needed to explain and teach them, and kept talking constantly about her sisters wedding. My friend and I were both like: EW shut up. So we snuck into her place and off into the bathroom together.

We got bored listening to all of her stupid talk outside, and got a little frisky together instead! We played a little stink finger lol and then giggled the rest of the night. I guess our philosophy is that the naughty girls let PLEASURE RULE, and the boring girls just talk too much!

I like rugged men, the kind that look good in blue jeans and a tee shirt. A little bit of stubble from not shaving is good hmmm. But then again I also like the look of a man in a suit … you know dressed completely proper and freshly shaven. I like men who wear cologne, but I also get wet from a man drenched in sweat. I like guys with long hair you know — very rebellious and naughty. But I also like the clean cut neat style on some guys. Blondes are hot but; tall, dark, and handsome are damn tasty too. I notice different things on different men — for some it’s their eyes, and on others it is a nice tight ass. I like a man’s hands … total turn on and maybe I am weird but just little silly things like that I notice. My imagination is pretty rich I suppose, and I am a people watcher so I notice the details … and my mind starts creating. I can weave whole tapestries of lust in my mind by just seeing a man I like.