The Phone Flirts ® phone sex specialty might be it’s own fetish, hell maybe I even invented it! Or maybe not… but basically I thrive on, and enjoy REALITY. This means I like to talk to you as a real person; I appreciate, and deliver honesty to you. I never invent “false” truths about myself… I will not tell you I am in a bubble bath when I’m not, I sure won’t say “I’m wearing sexy lingerie and pumps right now”. I’m usually not. I won’t say, “Oh no I never wear panties ever”. Those things just aren’t the reality of being a girl, of being me… or the reality of being a phone sex operator. You already know this don’t you?

I work from home; therefore I am not always gussied up when you might call. You might catch me in my nightie, my bathrobes, fresh from the shower, or even in the middle of primping myself. I could be wearing shorts, blue jeans, or hell even sweats. I won’t make it up - I’ll be honest with the reality.

I also do not make up stories about my personal sex life and claim that I have really done everything. I’m truthful, certain things I like, certain things I fantasize about, or certain things I want to try…. probably a lot like YOU. I also have genuine “turn off’s”, there are just realistically things I would never do in my real life - even if I like fantasizing about it. In this case, I’ll be honest, I’ll be truthful, and I’ll be ourselves with you.

One of the many things callers tell me that they like about my phone sex service is that I am COMFORTABLE. Maybe to some that isn’t a compliment, but to me it is. I feel good with that word as a description. I want to make you feel welcome, relaxed, and sure comfortable…. cause the phone sex will be BETTER if you do!

I actually truly enjoy TALK. I like to talk about anything of course, but obviously sex is my priority. Sometimes it is more fun to just discuss my personal real sex lives on the phone with you rather then whip up some exaggerated fantasy. This means I enjoy your questions and also like listening to your real stories too!

I also love mutual masturbation - hell that’s the real reason I do this and why rates are so cheap. I get off on casual phone sex with naughty sexy guys. I love hearing men cum, I love letting them hear ME cum too! Phone sex doesn’t have to be all about elaborate “acting” or fetish fantasy roleplay, I believe it to be simply about mutual pleasure.

Be prepared for a sense of fun with me. I am a girl that enjoys life and people - I want to laugh with you. I enjoy jokes, silliness, and good times. I’m not deadpan serious, I’m not a whiner, I don’t complain about my life or problems. I am very carefree with you.

Phone sex is not a substitute for real sexual intercourse, and it should not claim to be. It’s like a movie - an escape. It’s a mental escape from boring everyday life - into a world of complete selfish pleasure and perversion. You don’t have to get dressed… you don’t have to leave your house… not when you can climb into your bed and have a sensual voice in your ear. It’s far cheaper and easier than a date is sometimes. Fall back on your pillow… get comfortable cause I LIKE you comfortable… then enjoy your personal direct time with ME one on one. So if you enjoy the reality of phone sex, then give me a call. My rates, my comfortable nature, and my clear professionalism will make you damn glad you did.

I get questions all the time, by Instant Messager or even email. Thought I’d share the most common one in my blog today!

Are there hidden fees? How does this work? Do you hang up on me at the end of my time? What can we talk about? Are you going to mail me anything?

First off I think that callers of phone sex are all worried about the same stuff, and a business with any level of authenticity would put themselves OUT of business if we did totally stupid things! Discretion is a major part of this industry. Yeah, I have heard some horror stories over the years but basically that is the minority.

Nope Phone Flirts doesn’t have any sort of connection fee. The rates here are clearly defined. There are no hidden fees or things added on. Your minutes aren’t fudged on or added to either.

All ya gotta do is call with a credit card and be prepared to give billing information to be processed for your call. Phone Flirts is just like any other business online, so expect to give me as much info as you would at amazon, overstock, or any other retailer. You call time doesn’t actually being until all the billing is taken care of. Simple.

As far as hanging up… no I don’t just abruptly hang up on a client. I have manners lol. We’re real people, you and I, so normally I like to close out a conversation in a realistic human way. If I was rude… would you call back?

I talk about all sorts of things with my callers. It could all be a fantasy or it could be real communication about sex topics. For instance, we may talk on a personal “real” level or we may completely make up a detailed smut story. The point is that we’re not limited by anything else other then our own imaginations or the mood that we’re in.

Of course I’m not gonna mail you anything. That’s one of those “I’d put myself out of business” type of stupid things I mentioned earlier. I know it is a concern of course, but remember that part of my business is discretion. Sending mailings of any kind is not done, nor do I sell, give, or trade your info with another business.

These questions are all already covered on the website, but I thought I’d mention them again here.

Phone Flirts® has been in business since 1999. This site is scattered all over the Internet and this service been seen in many magazines. We’ve been a popular service among callers of amateur phone sex for multiple reasons. So I created this post to explain why!

The “Down Home” or “Amateur” phone sex style is genuine. You know what amateur means dontcha? Well let me explain: We don’t have an over produced glossy “image”.We don’t work in an office or use scripts on the calls. We aren’t an adult business with 100’s of websites, and I try to keep everything we do as UNIQUE. It also means we are not some big corporate office style business, we are real live girls that work from home. This is a personalized phone sex service. This IS also an amateur phone sex service… and that means we do this because we like it.

While being an amateur has its perks, this service is also extremely professional. This means I have invested in Federal Service Marks and Copyrights. Phone Flirts was literally the very first phone sex service on the Internet to have a Registered Trade Mark. The site name has become quite popular over the years and I believe it to be a wise investment to protect my interests. And by the way - I’m not falsely blowing smoke up your ass. I really was one of the very first to take my business so seriously and I was successful enough to need it. That gives you proof of what I mean when I say “professional”.

I actually DO like phone sex I got into the business because I liked it I’ve stuck in it. The rates are cheap because I like it, and want them that way. I have the freedom to run my business the way I want to. But again, don’t think that just because my rates are cheap that Phone Flirts have no value….we just happen to have a good business plan.

Phone Flirts have fantastic customer service skills! This means that any conflict or problem that arises will be resolved to your complete satisfaction. I’ve always worked hard to keep callers happy by putting them FIRST in every matter. Our billing department is quick to resolve any issue that’s needs addressed. Feel free to write me via the contact page.

This service is not a huge corporation and you won’t have to jump through hoops to talk to us. I have a simple billing procedure where we collect information over the phone from you. Once you are a processed caller - you never have to give out the info again.

Phone Flirts is completely private. I will never sell our database or information that you give us. I do not do “mail outs” to your home. I won’t commit an “invasion of client privacy” issue for you as a person, or with your credit card information. I will never post your personally identifiable info on this site. Whatever you say or discuss with me.

This business does well because it’s inventive, creative, and I am a hard worker that believes in the product I sell. I write all the content …. including things such as My Phone Sex Diary, Erotic Stories, and even write my own Phone Sex Articles. We have free adult desktop wallpaper, a free thumbnail gallery, an erotic audio page, an erotic stories section, and I even have my own photo gallery. I love Phone Flirts and believe that it shows! I also promote a healthy does of fun and I think it’s also pretty clear!!

I’ve written an extensive Phone Sex FAQ page all about my company and the phone sex service. I highly suggest you read it so that you know exactly whom you are dealing with when you call!

I’ve made available some of our Callers Comments about my services and so forth. These are real and genuine comments collected from many guys over a long period of time. I think they are all wonderful comments; but mainly they give you a good example of how this phone sex serive is run.

I basically try to do business as honestly as I can; and without a lot of complexity. Hell - it’s just phone sex… mutual masturbation and not rocket science. And thank goodness, cause we happen to think phone sex is way more fun!

So what do you think of sexting and dirty text messages? I am thinking about offering small packages on the site. I think they can be kind of fun as an extra way to stay in contact with me and I can do them even when I am not accepting phone calls. Interested or like the idea? hate it? Use the contact form and tell me your thoughts!

I saw this a few years back and just thought it was so cute. Here it is for my Happy Halloween to you! I mean it sincerely… it’s my favorite holiday!

Yes, I am a little bit of a Princess. Can’t you tell? Anyone who truly knows me is not shocked by that. I don’t like to get messy, I like my “space”, my designer purse collection is legendary among friends and family.

And speaking of family… of course I am the baby, and the only girl. How else do you raise a princess? One might think that because of this… I would be the spoiled loser out of the 3 siblings. Nope, that is not the case.

In our family, it’s the middle child who’s the screw up. My brother is 10 years older than me and the best bull shitter you could ever meet. But I love him, all of those weird ideas, and he is so immature…. in a “fun” way. True creativity is always a blast to be around. I do pity women who date him, or the two that married him and had to find someone more “adult”. My brother has that kind of charm that only a family could love, so even when he pisses you off in a major way… it’s hard to stay mad at such a dope for too long. We’re always trying to straighten him out, advise him, force him to change etc. It’s not going to happen though, and the princess realizes that.

Now wouldn’t think the girl whose been a dancer and phone sex operator would be the loser in the clan? I mean really. Isn’t the misconception about phone sex girls that they are uneducated, unemployable in regular jobs, and overall…. Just dumb?

If you’ve never called a phone sex service before, that’s what you think isn’t it? And even if you HAVE called a phone sex line before, you had probably a 70% chance of running into a girl who fits that description. It’s a sad fact that there is an element of truth to the “stereotype”. But not ALL phone sex girls are like this. I’m not.

I’m smart, witty, and educated. Did I mention cute? How about confident and sexy in a natural way… not that whole “persona” kind. Oh and let me not forget, I am a savvy business woman and meticulous no matter what I do. And creativity oozes out of all orifices.

And speaking of orifices, I have a few that I like to use on a regular basis. Wanna hear me tell you about them in graphic detail? Perhaps I might select a toy from my collection and let you hear it. If that’s not clear enough… yes, I’d love to ram my pussy with a dildo if you’d like to join me.

Ha! Loser in the family… my poor brother is so dumb HE hasn’t figured out how to get paid to jack off. But I have!

Call me.. check out my personal page, and my naughty photo gallery… I think you should know I have the biggest phone sex website on the net for good reason. I care about my services and … I’m also horny and my site works well to find the right guys who want to explore mutual masturbation without bullshit. Let’s get it on… See my page by clicking on the words: Phone Sex. Then don’t be shy… call me asap!

Do women have too many weapons to use against men sexually? I had a little conversation about this recently with a caller I’d like to call “Eddie Haskell”. You remember Eddie, the suck up with motives on Leave it to Beaver. I love old classic shows.

Anyway, “Eddie”, the caller of mine, and I discussed all the power I have over him. I say it’s a talent all women have, and that many just do not know how to use it. Eddie, in typical form told me “No it’s just YOU Lynnea”. Sure Eddie, and I bet my dress is lovely too.

Men have these teeny little buttons that can be easily pressed which will send little signals to their cocks. This signal reminds them that #1 they either must touch you, or #2 they must touch “the cock” themselves.

As a woman, I have many weapons to use to push those buttons. It’s not so simple as having tits, an ass, and a juicy pussy. Those items are the BIG prize and a special privilege… it’s the subtleties about a woman that make a man want her.

Like…. The way she flips her hair, the scent of her perfume, the way she bats her eye lashes, the way she licks her lips, the way she dangles her shoe off her toes, the way she glances at you, the look her flawless skin, the way she tilts her head at you when she talks, the way she licks an ice cream cone, the way she crosses her legs, the obvious pedicure she has, her thong peeking slightly out of the back of her jeans, and so on and so on and so on.

You get the point don’t you? Just like my “Eddie Haskell” caller says… Lynnea (me!) knows exactly how to rope in a man with her feminine weapons. What she does with you once she has used all of her sexy weapons on you… is TOTALLY her choice.

Would you believe me at all if I said I wasn’t a tease? Nah… didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot!

Guess you only have one choice left then. I’ve got my weapon pointed at you dirty boy. Go visit my personal home page by clicking on the words Phone Sex and call me. If you aren’t teased enough then go to my huge gallery by clicking on the words: Free Photo Gallery and let me tease ya just a little more!

A while back I posted an “all about me” kind of message. At the time I thought of it as kind of lame on my part, but hey it was a blog post and better then nothing. I don’t have the time to post on a constant basis and it filled in a gap. Meanwhile my lame post became very popular amongst several of my callers, so I thought I’d go ahead and add another, and of course use it as an excuse to post another photo of my ass.

I make my own soy candles, it’s one of my hobbies.

My idol is John Lennon. Give Peace a Chance. Masturbate – not War.

I must have air conditioning in the summer, I am a petite flower and do not deserve to sweat.

I get “carded” in bars, I have always looked younger then I am.

I am the “baby” in my family: spoiled a little but completely deserving.

I prefer live music to dance music in a bar/club.

My current favorite “must not miss” TV is: Dexter and True Blood.

I would sooner gouge out my own eyes then watch Oprah and her bullshit.

I think Dr. Phil…. Is a douche that preaches pop pseudoscience psychology for dummies.

Reality TV is good… but only to laugh at idiots with no sense of self.

I prefer Beer over Wine… any day or any time.

I am not the black sheep of my family despite my chosen business. I have a loser brother. (there is always 1 loser in every family, right?)

I have a dog and a cat, both spoiled rotten and cute as hell.

I can say the rudest thing ever, and make someone laugh his or her ass off with it.

I like children, but I have no desire to squeeze any out of my vagina.

My designer purse fetish is legendary among my friends.

I scream at the sight of mice, and my “law” is that men should kill the bugs.

My family’s nickname for me is: Lollipop

My favorite perfumes: Happy by Clinique, Design by Paul Sebastian (light and clean scents only)

I prefer blue jeans for comfort and casual dress

I do not share popcorn in the movies. You better get your own and let me scarf down mine.

I am a panty freak, I have a massive supply, in every style, and every color.

One of my pet peeves is passive aggressive people.

I am a hard ass when it comes to business

So ya wanna play with me? Well it’s EASY. Click on the words: Phone Sex to go to my personal page and to get my telephone number. Oh you can click on my ass pic too and that will also link you to my page.

Now, if I am not around, or if you prefer brunettes, dommes, submissive chicks, black girls, or some other kind of variety that I am not… check out some of my hot girlfriends by clicking on the words: Phone Sex.

Sometimes advertising is best done with images….

Just got back from a 7 day family vacation. As per usual, traveling with family is both good and bad. We own a house on a lake up in the mountains, and we usually cram into it. This year my boyfriend and I rented our own house a short distance away so we could be alone. #1 that meant more privacy and fucking time, and #2 the house is getting too full and only has one bathroom. I need bathroom time, not so much toilet time, but Princess time to pamper myself. The weather was PERFECT, we took the boat out nearly everyday, and I got some sunburn.

The above photo was taken at the house I stayed at with my man. We had this huge but beautiful owl who apparently trolled the property as his/her owl. I just thought the pic turned out cool and eerie.

Well, back to phone sex!

I can’t be around all the time, as cool and as fun as my “work” is…. (and I used the term work loosely lol) I can’t be available 24 hours per day. Sometimes I have to get out of the house even though working at home is cool… I don’t want to be trapped inside ALL of the time. I am actually quite active…. I am doing some evening college courses, I have a boyfriend in my real life, I spend time with my best girl friend, and of course I have family etc.

So when you are hankering for a jerking off fix and I am not around… I have some girls you can talk to instead. You can find them at www.foneflirts.com which is my new sister site. Be sure to check it out, I’ve added a bunch of new chickies lately. And the thing you’ll probably love most… these girls have no taboos.

The rates are different then mine so pay special attention to the preamble recording when you call. 7 minute quickies are only $13.93 and then it’s $1.99 each minute after. And please note that recording is in MY voice so you know 100% I am not passing you off on some shitty service. I endorse it fully.

Had yet another interesting conversation today with a caller of mine. He is what I consider a relatively new caller… just for about the last 9 months. I hear from him weekly and he is a super nice guy.

I did all the normal billing stuff to set up his call and when I got back to him “ready to go” he told me “you must be in a good mood today”.

I said “you think so”?

He said, “Yes, but then you always sound like you are happy to hear from me”.

I said, “Well, I am silly”.

This prompted a discussion about phone sex operators. See, this is rather an easy business to get started, or to get a job in, therefore it tends to be flooded with tons of girls. The problem with that is … that just like any other job, not everyone is actually cut out for it. My callers opinion was that only 10% of the phone sex operators are actually good at and enjoy what they do.

I said, “Really? Has that been your experience?”

He said, “Yes, that has been my experience, without exaggeration.”

WOW, wow, Wowsy whoo whoo. I find this shocking. I told him that it was unfortunate for him to waste that much money to even come to this conclusion.

He said the money wasn’t the issue really. He just considers it a “throw away” call too when he gets someone who has no real interest in him or his fantasies. However, I still think it’s a sad view of the phone sex industry.

I hear this stuff often from callers. It always stuns me. Maybe I am too normal. I just can’t understand any kind of business, or even doing any kind of job… and not wanting to do your best.

Of course, I have talked to callers that I didn’t “click” with. I have also talked to guys whose fantasy isn’t my personal taste, and I have spoken to clients whose fantasies I didn’t even understand. I either do my very best with those callers, or I tell them straight up… “look it’s not going to work with me, you’d be better off going somewhere else”.

Am I stupid for passing up the bucks? No, not in my opinion. My goal is to be sure I am spreading happiness in my life. Hey, if that includes a guy jerking off with a smile, than I feel my work is worthwhile.

But sheesh, I am amazed that callers often feel that way after phone sex. You know, phone sex doesn’t have to be a shady deal, or a skanky experience, and it doesn’t have to lack ethics or even morality.

I cannot fathom fully why many callers feel this way. I do think it’s a shame though. No matter what you pay for, you should get your money’s worth. The business shouldn’t matter either, phone sex or a haircut…. You should be pleased at the end of both.

Something that is rarely said or at least I’ve never seen it said so on a phone sex site…. Is that YOUR “sound” is very important to the level of “fun” you get on a phone sex call.

I have had many guys call me for instance on such shitty cell phones, that I have to have them repeat themselves many times. Um… that’s a turn off for you and for me. Cell phones also have a tendency to “drop” calls all the time, which can become frustrating and annoying.

Speaker Phones… omg ewwww, their sound quality is crap too. They either sound like the receiver is shoved in your mouth or you sound a million miles away.

Internet phones suck… Skype (which is blocked from my service altogether) and macjik jack phones all suck too. No nice way to say it… the quality is crap.

If I can’t hear you well… you are probably not going to get a good phone sex call. It’s distracting if I have to focus too hard on every word to “hear” you rather than “absorbing” what you say. I make sure I have a quality phone and a good headset. I spend a great deal of research and money on them to be sure I’ve got the best equipment. And before you second guess me lol I had a physical recently and my hearing was checked…. They told me that my hearing was 100%. The doctor even said that rarely does anyone score perfectly…. But I did. So….

Yes, it’s true and it all has to be true for other phone sex operators too. If we can’t hear you well then it does have an impact on your call, and not in a positive way. When you place a call with a phone sex service use a good phone, it makes all the difference sometimes.

I have a busy life lately damnit. Sometimes it’s just way too busy for my own good, but you probably know how that goes. It’s time to break out, misbehave, and get extremely intoxicated. OMG did I say that? Yes, yes I guess I did. Ok by now those of you regularly reading this know I may be cute, but I am not innocent. Those of you who are new to my blog/life… well, get with the damn program.

I admit it. I am a party girl by nature. I was born that way. I always did my work, but I was also always looking for ways to be “bad” when I was a school girl. (I am a woman now ahem) and so I guess I’ve never totally grown up. I refuse to in a way; I just believe you MUST be naughty sometimes in life to remain a happy person.

I was happy this past weekend for sure, you might even call it “happy drunk”. I went out with a few of girls, a small group of us which I don’t do as often as I used anymore. It was SO good to do it; I wish we all had more time. Anyway there were 4 of us hanging out and let me review the scene. 4 drunken women who for the most part look respectable but are behaving like horny housewives at a male strip show. (and BTW only one of my friends is actually married and we were not at a male strip show).

Yes, we got wasted, loud, and totally obnoxious. It was a BLAST and I cannot wait until we get together again. My poor boyfriend doesn’t even want to know the details, and that is for the best. Ok I admit that I am not “cheater”… so the relationship is safe. But I am a chronic flirter that always looks for attention from men.

I get common questions all the time, by Instant Message or even email. I thought I’d put a few here on my blog.

Are there hidden fees? How does this work? Do you hang up on me at the end of my time? What can we talk about? Are you going to mail me anything?

First off I think that callers of phone sex are all worried about the same stuff, and a business with any level of authenticity would put themselves OUT of business if we did totally stupid things! Discretion is a major part of this industry. Yeah, I have heard some horror stories over the years but basically that is the minority.

Nope Phone Flirts doesn’t have any sort of connection fee. The rates here are clearly defined. There are no hidden fees or things added on. Your minutes aren’t fudged on or added to either.

All ya gotta do is call with a credit card and be prepared to give billing information to be processed for your call. Phone Flirts is just like any other business online, so expect to give me as much info as you would at amazon, overstock, or any other retailer. You call time doesn’t actually being until all the billing is taken care of. Simple.

As far as hanging up… no I don’t just abruptly hang up on a client. I have manners lol. We’re real people, you and I, so normally I like to close out a conversation in a realistic human way. If I was rude… would you call back?

I talk about all sorts of things with my callers. It could all be a fantasy or it could be real communication about sex topics. For instance, we may talk on a personal “real” level or we may completely make up a detailed smut story. The point is that we’re not limited by anything else other then our own imaginations or the mood that we’re in.

Of course I’m not gonna mail you anything. That’s one of those “I’d put myself out of business” type of stupid things I mentioned earlier. I know it is a concern of course, but remember that part of my business is discretion. Sending mailings of any kind is not done, nor do I sell, give, or trade your info with another business.

These questions are all already covered on the website, but I thought I’d mention them again here.

Here is something I thought potential callers might like to know….

My business is phone sex but I run it as a business and it’s backed up with all the things that make any business… a true service. I believe and commit to practicing Customer Satisfaction by providing excellent service and billing with integrity. Your credit card information is treated as cautiously as I treat my own; it is never shared with another soul and is stored in complete privacy.

Your time will be billed accurately. If there is ever a billing error or question please call or write me right away so that I can fix it. My billing is always honest, and mistakes are unacceptable to me. It’s not that an error can’t happen, but it means I will fix anything mistake on my part asap.

Since “age” matters in any adult business… you may not use a prepaid card with me without first having me verify a legit bank credit card. Unfortunately prepaid cards can be given as gifts to teenage boys, and that is a major no-no. Once I verify your age with a regular credit card we can bill your call to any prepaid card you’d like. If you are already a client of mine, then you have already been verified and can use any prepaid card you’d like!

Phone Sex is an intimate act and I pride myself on treating my clients with value. I also pride myself on running a legit business. I pay my taxes, I follow the law, and do everything I can to also make YOUR experience the best it can be!

I talked to a new guy today from Florida and when I first start out on any call… I always ask a very specific phone sex question, it just helps me to really figure out the best way to approach a call. As stated all over my site… I try to tailor calls to each guy. Once I had that info… Mr. Florida proceeded to ask me to tell him a real sex story from my life.

Now, I don’t know why… but that always makes me pause. It’s not that I am shy… but without an idea of what someone is seeking I sort of feel like I am being put in front of the class and given a pop quiz. It’s takes me a second to pull it together. Maybe it’s some sort of self esteem thing, I dunno. Also I prefer to kind of know a theme that someone likes. In other words, my idea of a sexy story might not be the same as yours. In this case I picked one and began it just hoping it would work out.

There is a difference between telling a real story… and an “invented” stereotypical phone sex one. A true story needs a “set up”, it requires a few details on other players in it, and it also tends to make you speak in a very natural tone of voice and pattern of speech. In other words… I can’t tell the story in that monotone phone sex operator pace with exaggerated tones. Even some tidbits of a memory come at the wrong time, small pieces of details you should have mentioned earlier but neglected, and in a true story that just happens. A sex story doesn’t just jump to…. “yeah I was sucking off 10 men in the bathroom”… it has a progression to it.

As I am telling the story… the caller is totally quiet. This is a very common event, but also can be unnerving if you aren’t getting feedback that you are on the right track or turning him on. But as I said, it’s not uncommon and I just continued.

I barely got to the good part… when Mr. Florida announced he had cum. I was almost shocked (and rarely do I get shocked lol) He said he had never had another phone sex girl tell a story in such a way, so detailed that he could envision it in his mind. He also implied he liked the way it was a seduction rather than a bunch of nasty words being spewed in his ear. He said… and I QUOTE…. “you have made this an art form”.

His compliment was genuine and really made my day. I asked him if he had reviewed my whole site and he said yes. I told him to look for my little blog message about him today. So here it is Mr. Florida! Thank you for being such a nice and classy guy, you were a pleasure to speak with, and I hope you send me that photo we discussed.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman

Phone Sex is an impulse purchase isn’t it? Basically… it happens after a good stiff bone pops up… and you come across a phone sex ad. Phone Sex isn’t really a hobby, therefore you aren’t putting a lot of research or effort or time into it. Phone Sex is not a commitment, a relationship, and it’s much easier/cheaper then a date. Ultimately you don’t really want to get all committed to something either. The point behind it is to grab your twinkie and beat it until the cream center explodes. Phone sex is like having a little company while you do it.

The Phone Flirts Philosophy on Phone Sex is that YOU… the caller is the one who defines what “erotic”, “dirty”, and “kinky” really means.

Target market: Working Class Men, Average Joe, Bargain Hunters, Perverts who Watch their Money, Semi-professionals and craftsman, Highly educated professionals & managers, blue collar workers, creative men, conversational guys, gentlemen who prefer something different.

What makes me different or special? Well besides the obvious CUTE factor… I listen to you. I absorb what you tell me and seek to understand you as an individual. I don’t put on an act or a show. I try to be myself. Some of the comments callers have said about me are that I am: sincere, natural, personable, sweet, sexy, and intelligent. And lastly, I am told daily that I have an incredibly sexy voice.

So the whole twitter thing is boring I think and I am going to stop posting messages from it on my blog. I just don’t have the time with calls and running the business to post all day I guess. Plus, I really feel it is kind of a lame thing, and I suspect that most people don’t really give a shit about it lol. I’ll still use it and you can read my tweet on the left side of the blog.

This past weekend I went out to the family lake house in the mountains. I spent some time with my brothers and we did some winterizing work there. We love the lake house, we have gone there since childhood and it’s a quick 2 hour drive from where we all live. There are lots of old memories there and we definitely slip back into our old behaviors. Both of my brothers are many years older than me, so yes I am the “baby” and everything that goes with it. I’m a little spoiled and fiercely protected by them. My family’s nickname for me is “Lollipop”. Obnoxious huh? We had gorgeous weather and a really nice time. This week will mark the official start of autumn and that is just as beautiful at the lake, however we won’t be doing any further boating past this point. I spend many weekends up there in the summer and occasional ones through autumn and spring.

So what’s new with you? As summer winds down… do ya feel horny more often? Or do you just jack off more because of being trapped in the house more? Be sure to call and tell me!

Ok first off I am a huge film fan, and I actually am not all that into the “mainstream” stuff. I’ve never seen “Titanic” (we all know how it ends duh) and I am annoyed at films that lack plot and have nothing but action to them. I do enjoy all kinds of film but it’s often independent stuff. I love a movie that can make you think.

I feel the same about porn too. Most porn is not artist let’s face it, there is a whole different point to it lol. But I gotta say I saw Behind the Green Door for the first time on PPV. It’s a really made film, good camera work, has a semi-plot, and it works well overall. Have you seen it? If not ya gotta check it out exclusively at this link: —-> Behind the Green Door

This is the description:

The revolutionary adult film that ushered in a new era of Porn Chic introduced America to the idea of sex as sophistication and erotic films as Art. Scandals ensued on Madison Avenue as the Mitchell brothers enlisted then unknown Ivory Snow girl Marilyn Chambers, for the film and appropriated their slogan, billing Chambers as “99 and 44/100 percent pure.”

Liner Notes:
Marilyn Chambers, the All-American Girl, who undeniably changed the face of the adult film industry stars in her classic, ground-breaking ingenue role. Brought to the screen by the innovative talents of the Mitchell Brothers, she takes you on a cinematic journey into the sublime.

I often get calls from guys who say things like “I decided to call you because you seem real” yet some of these guys have never looked at my photos. I think my personality comes through as genuine even in my writing. Cool, that’s a compliment.

Still other times I get calls from guys who say “I really want to masturbate with a girl, but most phone sex operators don’t”. They often tell me that they believe I do. This was the exact conversation I had with a guy just a few minutes ago. Cool, cause I do.

Yes, I DO masturbate on calls, but keep in mind that not all guys even care. Some callers are into their fetish or have a roleplay in mind already. (Please note: doing a roleplay makes it difficult for the girl to masturbate if you like both.) I get to know my callers and I know who I can, and cannot cum with. Both are fine by me, and each type are still enjoyable calls for me.

So today a new guy called, and he was into the mutual masturbation idea, and understood my site. He also said I was extremely cute and that he loved my voice… and compliments get you everywhere with me.

It just so happens that prior to his call I was starting my yoga routine. I practice yoga every single day… 20 min in the morning and 20 min at night before bed. I am not a girl who wants to sweat a lot, cause sorry ladies but it never looks cute. For yoga you really do need appropriate clothes and the shirt I had on today was kind of a flirty off the shoulder type that would not work well. So – I took it off. I never wear bra and there I was boobs free in the breeze going into my mountain pose….. when the phone rang.

I set up his call topless, and luckily this guy was into mutual masturbation. I’d have felt kind of student playing the dirty college student looking for a better grade roleplay with no top on. Yes, this client got me off, made me happy, and was super sweet.

The moral of the story is this: Yes I am a phone sex operator, but I am probably not walking around my house in lingerie and high heels just waiting for your call. However, I might be doing topless yoga and that’s still a good start! And yes, I am one of those genuine phone sex girls that doesn’t want to star in porn movies, but is totally into masturbation. Yes fellas, we are not a figment of your imagination.

I am a huge geek for the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio. I love it, I have it in my house and in my car so I never miss it. Phone sex as a topic comes up on the show often, and they do some of the funniest phony phone calls to phone sex services. They call the service bureau types of ads and get the typical stereotypical phone sex operator. But let me tell you it’s hilarious for me to hear. Check out the vids below, obviously it’s only audio. One is a fake Arnold Swarzenegger and the other is Tracy Morgan. Enjoy!

So I was doing a call…. And a very long time client told me I was special and unique in the business. I would say that 99% of phone sex callers try every girl and every service out there. Most callers have maybe 2 or 3 regular places they use. This caller said no way… he will only talk to me. Usually I don’t believe that, I know the deal and how it works… I’m a realist. I’m also nosy as shit. So I love to probe a caller for feedback lol.

He told me he thinks I am unique because I actually engage in the conversation. He said after years of talking to him that I still ask questions about his sexual fetish… like I am interested.

I AM interested. I’m a psych major lol I like to understand, to imagine things in my own mind, to see literally where someone is coming from. I try to imagine each fantasy like a mini movie in my mind. Plus like I said earlier… I’m nosy as shit.

He said I am almost Lady-Like which completely offended me! But I was intrigued. He went on to explain that for him … phone sex was not just about the words themselves, but the way they are said and the passion behind them.

I really liked this compliment. And like any “lady like” girl…. a compliment will get you everywhere with me!

Today a caller rang me, and damn it if I didn’t need to reboot. I told him so, and asked him to ring me back in a few minutes. He did, unfortunately my system was still loading in and he had to wait a few extra minutes for me. I used the time to tell him why.

I protect my computer in a major way, it makes it load a little slower. My system holds client information which would be highly sensitive info. While nobody else lives with me, I have this sucker set up like fucking Fort Knox. Windows is password protected. I use a few different browsers… all password protected to use. I keep the minimal PCI compliant info stored in yet another password protected database. I stay away from Microsoft products which are usually the easiest to hack. I am up to date on all virus protection and my system is scanned all the time for spyware. I have a bitchy firewall. Your info is never stored across open, public networks. Oh, I also do the same protocol to my lap top too.

Do you care about this? It sure ain’t sexy talk. You SHOULD care about this if you call a phone sex girl or any phone sex service. How is your info stored? How is it protected? Is it protected at all? How many people can view it? Who else has access to their computer? This is stuff men with boners rarely think about.

Not only am I smart enough to know all of this…. You also know that are safe to call me. Does it make you horny? Then whip it out for me when you are ready!

I have a long time caller that is in residency as a psychiatrist. I’ve known him forever it seems like, and we talk about a lot of things aside from “phone sex”. We end up going a few hours on the phone because we both enjoy good conversation in general too. So you get the point… I like him and we talk as much casually about other topics as much as we talk dirty.

Basically we get into these intellectual conversations about the psychology of phone sex and he is often amazed at my own personal mental stability haha. I always explain that I became a phone sex operator due to choice… not a “need”. I’ve continued to do it because I like it, the masturbation (like who wouldn’t duh), but also I truly enjoy the banter with individual callers too.

So Dr. Whackit, as I will call him with affection, and I were speaking about some of the traits it takes to be a phone sex operator. Then we began to compare it to what he does for a living too and I dunno, it was interesting to me. So I thought I’d share a little of what was said, my point of view, his point of view, and sort of mix it up like a dirty cocktail.

Oh, let me do my disclaimer too… there are lots of smart women in the phone sex industry that can do all of the following just as well, if not better than I. But let’s all face it too… some fall into it without knowledge, education, experience, or even talent etc etc etc. I guess the point is like any other work we have our good eggs and the bad ones. Though, often, the bad eggs are more misinformed than malicious. Ok, there said it.

To be a good phone sex operator, you have to know how to run a business and all the stuff that includes like: customer service, the laws, the boring paperwork etc. You can’t really be a dumb farm girl and totally succeed on your own if taxes, accountants, and the legalities intimidate you. You have to know the difference between profits, losses, demographics, price points, and return on investments. The good news to the boring shit…. is that callers prefer intelligent women who know how to do this. It makes them horny… if this business talk is making you horny right now… then call me.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what true communication is. I don’t mean spouting off a bunch of dirty words either. You have to understand the basic psychology of communication. A good communicator isn’t afraid to say no, and believes in what they say… as well as being able to literally verbalize it to someone else. A good communicator actually wants to hear the other side too. Plus let’s face it… sex…. when we are able to communicate about it – just gets better.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to know what your true motivations are, and why you are doing it. You have to understand your OWN psychological make up. If you don’t, then you may not really know who you are…. or have the confidence needed to succeed. Without confidence, all you really have is “good intentions” which are not enough. I try to keep my motives “positive” too… I think about things in a positive way, always a new idea, and always a solution to everything. I am also positive that my motivations are perverted. Did I say that?

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have creativity and that is something you either have or you don’t, it doesn’t go away and it doesn’t suddenly return. Creativity happens in many areas of our lives and having a vivid imagination is one a huge part of our sex lives too. So let’s get creative… Let’s find a new way to rub one out and then do it differently the next time too. Let’s be creative and shake things up whoohoo!

To be a good phone sex operator you have to be able to speak. Some girls get caught in the “oh baby hmmmm oh baby” stuff for 10 minutes and there is no substance. Being able to string a sentence together isn’t enough; you have to speak combined with the confidence, creativity, and by using the good communication skills as stated above. Kinda obvious. But also a voice is everything, as well as the use of language.

To be a good phone sex operator you must have the ability not to take things so personally. I am just myself on my calls, but I also separate my life some too. I do not LIVE everything I FANTASIZE about. My business is a part of my life, but it is not my whole life. I don’t have to take things “personally” this way.

To be a good phone sex operator you have to have patience. This is not a get rich quick type of business… it grows and grows over time so you have to water the horny plant daily. Each year my goal is to make more money than last year and I have never lost out once. Talk to my accountant – he actually brags about me to other clients lol. (or maybe he just wants to bang me)

So now let’s break it down: professionalism, communication, motivation, confidence, creativity, good speech patterns, not taking things down to a personal level and patience…. Dr Whackit told me these are all important things that he must do or qualities he must have as well to work as a Psychiatrist. You thought I went off the point of the story probably… but no, I had one. Phone Sex can be a little like counseling experience… of course the main objective is more about your penis rather than your childhood experiences… but both things probably need your attention anyway. You just simply seek out 2 different types of pros to handle them.

I got a wickedly nice compliment today from a pretty new caller. He told me that he has called phone sex services/girls for many years and he told me that by far I am the best he has ever spoken with.

Now, let me tell you a secret in the phone sex industry. Anytime a guy shoots his load… and anytime you are a part of it… he says you are the best. Let’s face it… all that release and endorphin high pretty much weaves a magic happy spell on anyone, and especially so on a drooling penis. I know this, and rarely take it seriously. However, I often have very communicative callers, and they can make me believe them with good reason… as was the case today.

Let’s just say if I have any celebrity status in the phone sex world (lol) that it comes from my “I Hate Phone Sex Ads…” theory and mentality. Claiming “I Hate Phone Sex Ads” has been my motto for a very long time now, and I’ve seen it often imitated… but trust me I do subscribe to it’s theory.

I don’t like fakeness… I mean in my real life too. You know the people who are all so happy, peppy, and completely not genuine? Blech. I know I am not unique in the fact that I don’t how to be that way, or maybe it’s just too much effort to constantly put on a mask such as that to the world. I’m just always ME, whether it’s cranky or happy and peppy.

That applies to phone sex too. You know how many ads imply bullshit like… “I can do EVERY fantasy on the planet”… or “I am a total slut every minute of the day”….. or something like that? Call me cynical…. But I don’t believe it. Further, what I often hear from callers makes it even worse.

You don’t need to use a phone sex script to SOUND like one for instance. If ever other word out of an operators mouth is “oh baby” or she just goes in to moan-a-tone sound… it’s ends up sounding like a script even if it isn’t. At the very least… it sounds rehearsed or common placed for the girl. Phone sex with too much structure involved is just like a script too. Don’t we all really want it to be more fun, impulsive, and spontaneous?

I don’t know how to do that phony shit. I just don’t. Part of why I like what I do is because I like people, like to meet them, like to talk to them and get to know them. People interest me, and MEN interest me the most. I could not enjoy myself on any call if I put on a fake front. If I am not enjoying myself in some way… how can the other person? The way I relate to Tom is different than how I relate to Harry… or to Dick…ok let me giggle like crazy now from saying dick… hehehehehehehe

I truly do dislike the way phone sex is advertised, that is not a joke. I think it comes out as cheap most of the time without considering the fact that ALL callers are unique individuals or human beings even. Because of that… I have to work with you as a person, not as a fetish or fantasy where one size fits all. If a guy comes along and says he has a panty fetish… I pick his mind, and I get to his unique secrets.

I don’t “get into my character” when my phone rings… instead I “get into the call”. I question you, I take directions, I add my own creativity, and I give every caller a piece of myself. Cheap phone sex… expensive phone sex… none of that really matters. It’s only a price. What matters most is that you get what you are paying for.

My caller today pointed this all out to me, and we discussed this topic at length. I love to go hard and fast into this type of conversation. I don’t really believe that I am the “BEST”… but what I do believe is that I am a woman with an edge in the phone sex world. I’m a little different, a little more genuine in who I am, and a lot more natural than you might expect. I’m a deep thinker who analyzes myself and my caller. I work hard to make you happy without working hard to be something I’m not. I love phone sex most when a caller truly “gets me”, and enjoys my company for what it is.

One of the cool things about my business is that I often get calls like the one I got today. A guy called me and right away told me “I have never called a phone sex service before, and I stumbled on your site by accident. But I’m intrigued”.

I said… “So you are calling to see if I am real and for me to sell ya on talking to me then… right”?

I get calls like this all the time. I gave him my “sales pitch” which is really a simple explanation of how things work. I do it with the facts, but trust me my charm is there too. I hate to be cocky… (really I don’t) but I am charming as hell and I know it.

So we proceeded to set up his call. He was a little nervous giving me all his billing info but as I usually do… I explained why I needed it, and how it would be handled etc. You know how much I hate to be cocky…. but I am pretty professionally minded and well spoken too.

Once his account was set up and we proceeded to do our call we talked at length about why he decided to call. See, I’ve done this long enough to spot a fib, so I can usually tell if someone has had phone sex with a service or not. I’ve had guys call and tell me that simply because I guess they believe they will get a certain kind of treatment or whatever. When that happens, I can usually tell that too. This guy was legit, and I had no reason to doubt him.

I love to get feedback from my callers, and especially from the newbies that have never paid for it before. Of course free is always good … because it’s FREE. But when you pay for it… the girl usually isn’t shy, reserved, or afraid to get down and dirty. It’s a lot less work smooth talking on your part too.

Let’s face it… if you call a service you should know you are going to pay for it, and yeah this IS a business first and foremost to everyone involved. I remember a while back working with a girl who totally got pissed off because I called the guys I talked to “customers”. Her opinion was that it was a reminder to them that they were paying for it. Well no shit Sherlock. This is completely the reason I don’t get a long with most females… they get all touchy feelie and I’m just not. That kind of attitude falls in line with stereotypical thinking that all guys who call phone sex are freaks, losers, and weirdos IMO. That just ain’t true either. Of course you know you are paying when you call a frickin’ business. Duh! There is nothing really wrong with paying for something you want and having it done right.

I think my site is unique in several ways, I try to make all of the business stuff clear and concise with a no bullshit attitude. It’s all up front baby and has no tricks to it! I get feedback all the time from my callers and I take it very seriously. My business is strategic, but I’ve also always tried to do things my own way… such as offering cheap rates to guys without considering them to be “cheapsakes” for it. I also try damn hard to break the stereotypes of women who work in the phone sex industry. I happen to be educated, intelligent, business oriented, and not doing it out of “desperation”.

These were all things the guy who called me today pointed out as things that peaked his curiosity enough to call me. He was not a freak, a weirdo, or a cheapsake… he was a lawyer. He was super nice, had a great personality, and continued to extend his time. The phone sex part was pretty hot too! He may or may not call me ever again… I have no idea. But the one thing I know is that I pulled him in to a naughty world, even for just a little while. And my hope for him is that he had fun, and that if he calls again he knows what quality in phone sex as a business is now. If he does, then I have done my job 100% correctly.

Yes. I am a party girl by nature. I was born a flirt. I like to have fun. Can I be home on New Years Eve? HELLLLLL NO. I got plans tonight baby, I’m going out, and there will be heavy drinking of alcohol involved. You didn’t really think a girl like me would stay home did you?

I got my outfit selected. I bought some new lipstick. I got the tunes picked out. I got the friends and the man lined up. Ahhh New Years is totally one of my favorite holidays. It’s what life is all about… getting drunk and passing out in a corner… er oh I really mean… “it’s about cutting loose and having a BLAST”.

It’s kinds like phone sex actually. Same kind of freedom. Same kind of fun. Just usually not so much alcohol. Talking to me is cheaper than a case of beer though. So set your resolutions, be sure to include a call to me, cause… 2009 is gonna be awesome.

I’m not a cheap chick, even though my rates are very fair… I’m not a cheapsake in real life or anything, and I feel like my prices are “fair”. In my normal life… I buy what I need, but also what I like. I don’t shop at Goodwill. I have Coach purses, I buy new clothes each season, I know how to shop and spend very well. I just am not a discount store person… I am a bargain hunter perhaps. I’m also a technology geek… I always have the latest thing. For example I had a SmartPhone several years ago before anyone else I knew had one. Now saying all of this you’d think I spent my money all too fast all the time, but no. I’m just lucky to have inherited some great skill at dealing with my own money. So while I spend I still have IRAs, savings, CDs etc… and a new car. Go figure… not all blondes are dumb.

All of the above being said… I have never found the perfect way to be organized, both in my personal life or even work… though I am better in that. Granted, I am better at it than most people I know or have ever known lol, but I have always been seeking the best solution. Over the last few years I have tried many things and ways, but in the back of my mind I have always known the answer. I had been considering it for a very long time, just did more talking about it than doing it. I finally broke down and went for it.

I got myself a personal assistant. Her name is Brenda and I think I wuv her. She bright, cheery, organized… and fits into my life perfectly. I am so thrilled, plus she is a really snapper dresser lol. Brenda is easy going and her brain is literally a frickin’ computer. I swear it, if I tell her something ONCE, then the girl is on top of it. And the best part? She will work at 6am or at midnight, now THAT is flexibility.

Should I DO her?

Phone sex has always been natural to me. That may sound strange if you don’t know me… but it’s a true statement. Phone sex came into my life at a pretty early age and has never gone away. I have callers that I have known for years, and for whatever reason they always come back to me.

Sometimes a guy runs across my site and I peak his curiosity enough to email me personally. It’s like they write to find out that I am a real person. Or other times they are trying to make a decision on whether or not to call me. Actually I appreciate that. To me, those are guys who want to spend their time and cash wisely. The fact is that not every girl like myself can be “EVERYTHING” to every caller.

Everyone has had the experience of seeing a “bad” doctor, or a “bad” lawyer, or a “bad” whatever. Usually the truth isn’t that the service isn’t “bad”… usually it’s a lack of connection with that particular person. For instance, we consider a doctor bad because they don’t communicate well with us or they don’t listen closely to us.

The same is true in phone sex. A few main things that make a girl good verses bad is how she communicates. If she doesn’t listen closely to you then she isn’t going to understand you. If she doesn’t understand you then there is no way to relate to you. If she can’t relate well to you then she sure isn’t able to communicate with you well either. This matter alone can literally RUIN a fantasy. Is that what you want to call for?

As a phone sex caller you should want to connect with the girl you call. Maybe you’ll only ever call her one time, and even so… you still want it to work. It’s your money for some hot sexual entertainment… so you want to spend it and be happy with what you got out of it. And so you should!

Wanna make a connection with me? Easy….. you can read my phone sex diary, you can read my bio, you can send me an email and of course…. You can call me.

Check out some new pics Just click on them and they will open up to a larger size.

If you don’t wanna marry me… then give me a call instead!

Does being a phone sex lover contribute to good karma? I think it does. I have just always viewed phone sex as two things: #1 a FUN and an easy going experience and #2 about helping people.

Ok does that sound all egotistical to say that I HELP people? It might, but that is what I fucking believe, ok? LOL. I really do.

My life has changed a lot over the years since I embarked into my phone sex career…I’ve completed my education, I’ve grown as a person… blah blah. But I’ve never walked away from it, because ultimately I have always believed that what I do has VALUE in the world. I also value the people I talk with.

It’s a lofty responsibility to get soooo intimate with people (when it’s done right), to discuss deeply personal experiences or desires… and to still enjoy it all the time. Masturbation in and of itself is a taboo; it’s not something we often discuss with our friends or relatives. It makes things fun for me, I love to intellectualize it.. and DO IT.

I’ve been lucky… callers share things with me whether it’s glimpses into their personal lives, or just their dirty fantasies. I consider myself fortunate to hear those “secrets”, and to get to talk to so many different people. It’s made me smarter beyond my years. I’ve never been one to expect or ask for tips and gifts… it’s just too tacky for me. Instead I just enjoy the time I spend on the telephone with each guy I talk to.

For the caller… being able to express your sexuality freely to a woman can be liberating… and definitely pretty naughty! I feel that I get to HELP people by providing this environment for them. It can be even better to talk to someone who has a genuine interest in you beyond just moaning in your ear too. I do not understand why more people aren’t able to openly discuss sex or masturbation, I guess I have become so open minded that I can’t understand an unwillingness to listen to someone else’s fantasies.

Sure, what I do for a living isn’t brain surgery, but I am answering my own calling… of the slutty variety. I just think and feel I am creating a positive karmic effect by making men happy. I have often wondered if there is a “horny bitch” heaven… and if so…. then I should have one big ass harp waiting for me there!

One of my favorite callers is having a birthday today. If you read my blog then you may remember my post on him The Canadian Bastard. I just wanted to take a minute today to wish him a HORNY Birthday. I expect a call this morning… and yeah, I’ll treat you special… I ALWAYS do anyway. I hope you see this.

He will see it. I know what a bastard he is… he stalks my site waiting for me every morning hehe. I know just how to sucker him in. whoohoo.

So on my local area news tonight was a little phone sex story. I literally laughed, but I swear they are also so silly. Local new shows are always aimed at the emotional response instead of the intelligent one.

You know an important package might be delivered to your house when you aren’t home and the mail carrier leaves you a little card telling you so? Usually they have a telephone number on it that you are supposed to call and make new arrangements to get your package. Well… in my local area there was a typo made to the telephone number on several thousand of those post cards. When you called it… you get a phone sex line… not the Post Office.

Then on the news they interviewed a woman who said… “what if a child or a grandmother called it?”

First of all… do you ever notice that the news always interviews the dumbest people? I started cracking up as soon as I knew this was venturing down that area. I think if a grandmother called, she’d know it was phone sex… and furthermore she became a Grandmother because she was obviously fucking at least a few times in her life. It might freak her out for a minute, she’d hang up, and so on… but I doubt it would kill her.

As for the other comment… why would you have your 7 year old call the Post Office?

We’re not all this dumb are we? I so enjoyed the news tidbit that I had to post about it. Not everyday I get to listen to my local new casters say “phone sex” repeatedly LOL. The whole thing had me roaring with laughter! I just keep imagining the embarrassment at the Post Office hehe.

My Personality
I’m going to charm the pants right off of you. Some guys say I am the Princess of Seduction. Some guys say I am a hot little minx.

I masturbate; therefore I am. I touch myself, because I can. If you sound sexy, if you are sweet to me, then I will want to cum with you.

I’m always told I am the girl next door. But there is so much more to me than that. My mind and speech are slow and gradual. Before you know it - you will be lost in my wicked web of lust. My feminine hiss will run through your mind… days later, even when you try to block it out. A phone sex call with me is not some High School play or performance. It’s an indulgence in adult delights.

I promise you I know how to be feminine. I will bring out your natural male urges, so intensely that you will feel my softness beside you. I’m down to earth and I always share myself with you. I’m business minded, intelligent, open, and our phone call together will be extremely intimate.

Let’s try to be more meaningful than: “uh so what do you like” when we talk. Let’s probe our minds deeply. Let’s share some real experiences we’ve had in a blatantly honest environment. Our phone call will be exactly as WE MAKE IT to be. So let’s make it personal and real.

Ever wonder how many times in one day that I cum? Call me and I will tell you!

Hey! For something different I thought I might post some things you may not have known about me. Ok so this is boring mundane crap… but also just who I am! Yes, I am really boring and mundane in my regular life sometimes. I don’t live the life of a sex goddess damn it. I have to make some changes I guess

I am a huge Howard Stern fan, I listen everyday and am a superfan.
I’m an animal lover, I volunteer my time and money to donate to shelters.
I am a purse addict. I buy a new purse for every season, and they are all black.
I am a Star Wars geek, and I beat everyone at any Trivia game on it.
I love odd and unusual collectibles, and I have many weird collections.
I am not squeamish, and I like scary movies.
My favorite place to be is the beach.
I love pizza and beer.
I drive an SUV and I like to drive too fast.
I do yoga daily both in the morning and at night.
My favorite season is Autumn.
My favorite holiday is Halloween and I love to dress up for it.
I like Guy Movies better then Chick Flicks.
I hate it when a guy sends me flowers.
I would make a crappy housewife because I hate to clean.
My favorite meal of the day is breakfast.
I love Italian Food and my favorite is Gnocci.
My perfect date is … dinner, movie, drinks, and sex. In that order.
I am attracted to a man’s hands.
I have an extensive education and a vast amount of common sense.
It’s difficult for anyone to lie to me without me catching them.
I have a cynical side and my trust is earned.
I have a warped and twisted sense of humor.
I find humor in many inappropriate things and laugh at things that make others cringe.
I am witty and sarcastic but always in a fun way.
I often say what I think bluntly, and some people do not appreciate it.
I have a very deep fear of drowning.
I dislike people who are “too nice and sugary” because I find it to be very false.
I’m laid back and rarely “seek” to be the center of attention.
I am confidant without arrogance.
It is hard for me to accept compliments or gifts.
I have a shy side in large groups of people.
I really hate crowds, I will deal with it but get impatient.
I swear like a drunken sailor and love to find new ways to curse.
I am gentle and very sweet.
I have a well rounded education and am well traveled.
I was once told that I have a very high degree of ethics and character.
I flirt with everyone, even women or grandmothers.
I keep my friends for years and years.
I love phone sex and love what I do!

Ok I hope this cracks you up as much as it does me. First of all I am a fan of parody, and I am from the pop culture generation. So if you are a pervert and happen to have these things in common with me, then you’ll truly appreciate the humor.

The Brady Bunch goes XXX rated. I kid you not. You can even see the trailer here:

I LOVE the song. OMG I was laughing my ass off!

Here is the movie’s description: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure, but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure” model, wild fun and sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she’s about to star in a “porn movie”!

Now if you are as demented as me and need to see this… you can rent it online, or own it by clicking here –> Not the Bradys XXX

Yes I downloaded it to own… I am sick and twisted.

Here are 25 Things Lynnea Wants you to Know about Phone Sex and Phone Sex Girls.

Phone sex requires 2 people.

Masturbation is always more fun when it’s shared.

Orgasms don’t cum with guarantees.

Communication is a two way street.

Whispering is sexy.

Pushiness turns me off.

Some fantasies are best left to be just talk.

The more mutual you make it, the more you make me hot.

A few minutes spent on “getting to know you time” makes things more personal.

Laughing after an orgasm makes both parties more comfortable.

Dirty talk is taboo, saying the words out loud in mixed company is hot.

Flirtation is arousing.

Being yourself with me is more natural and more appealing.

Dead silent is dead boring.

The easiest way to turn me on is to show an interest in me.

We’re not all dumb uneducated chicks. Some of us are possibly smarter then you.

What we do for real sexually and on the phone may be “different”.

We like most callers.

Longer calls are always better then shorter ones.

We know you talk to all of us.

We’d like to know more about you as a real person.

We don’t love every fantasy but we do enjoy a challenge.

Being direct will get better results.

Listening to a man jack off is naughty.

We know it’s not really 10 inches.

Join the PhoneFlirts Newsletter! Lynnea will send out updates, or occasional info that you’ll want to know!

I stumbled across this link from some forum and thought it was pretty cute! It’s just one of those freebies on the internet that can make you smile. I am wondering if it can give you a stiffy though. So click on the banner and listen to a sexy voice moan out your computer’s IP address.
Enjoy

Good thing Phone Flirts aren’t automated. I got a hoot out of this.

Well it’s that time of year again, when the weather warms up… the sun comes out… and much less clothing is worn! It’s also time to plan my usual beach vacation! This year I have rented an immaculate house that is directly on the beach and includes a hot tub. I have spent an obscene amount of money on it. Business has been pretty good – what can I say?

I am now ready for the shopping excursion to get all new clothes for it. I am bikini obsessed and like to have at least 7 at all times so I have a different one for each day. Each summer I purchase a new one, and retire one. This year I’m retiring a cute little purple one and I’ll try to replace it this weekend.

I love the way a bikini feels against my skin, and more importantly I love the attention I get from it. In real life I am somewhat normal – if you can believe that! I am not mega-slut for real, just on the internet lol. But I do love to see men inappropriately watching me when I am in my bikini. Wearing a bikini is almost like being naked in public and that appeals to my personal fantasy.

I always had what I have called my slight exhibitionist desire. I like the idea of sex in public and being watched, or being seen naked etc. Wearing a bikini is close to it, without breaking a law lol. In some ways I like the tease of it even more then full exposure. I can remember laying out in the sun on the beach about 2 years ago and some couple I didn’t know were nearby. The angle at which they were sitting allowed the husband (or boyfriend, whatever he was) to have a clear shot of my bikini crotch if I dared to open my legs. I’m sure you can guess that I did. I had to see if he noticed, and once I knew he noticed I didn’t do it again. I liked the idea of giving him a “little” and then taking it away.

Maybe this year I will “accidentally” flash some nipple slip to some poor unsuspecting husband. In any case… I cannot wait to get into my bikini, on the beach, and be a tease. Life is hard when your main focus is men. Poor poor me.

What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up? Does it feel all awkward? Does an operator or any girl typically know what to say to you after you’ve cum?

I encounter all types of callers with different reactions. I have some guys who have called me for years and still hang up on me the second they are finished lol. Maybe they don’t want to linger so they can get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear

I’ve been asked by many callers what I think about during masturbation. I thought I’d talk a little about my desires and how I masturbate to them. Ok granted the whole subject could be a book in, and of itself LOL.

One thing I’ve learned from being a phone sex operator is that every fantasy is a bit different with a different person. Real sex is too of course. I don’t find that I have one single favorite phone fantasy… I think a lot depends upon the chemistry that you develop with one another. It all depends on how you “connect” to the other person, it’s that chemistry that makes real sex or phone sex really good. But fantasies are fun, and it’s a way you always get to use your imagination and creativity. It’s like being a sex artist!

To share a fantasy with another person we have to rely mainly upon how well we can verbalize them. It’s always been hard for me to describe my fantasies as a full blown story with a beginning, middle, and ending. I do have some like that, but the majority are not.

Speaking for myself, I know that when I masturbate totally alone that it’s usually incoherent images in my head. I can jump from one image to another with no immediate theme to it. Sometimes it’s a past partner I think of, or maybe some guy I saw at the mall. I tend to most often think of the sex act itself. It usually doesn’t have a “back story” to it.

Or often when I masturbate I focus on the physical parts, namely mine. I look at my pussy in a mirror for instance and try to imagine how it looks to someone else. So of course I want to watch while I finger it… even imagine the taste and scent to someone else too. As I touch myself, I might be thinking about how someone else would touch me the same way etc.

Masturbation is kind of a selfish thing, not in a bad way mind you. It’s cool that we have the capability to take care of things ourselves, to settle our own urges. It can also be cool sometimes to not worry about pleasing a partner too. You can just lie back, and go for it.

To me it’s also always been a cool thing to share a “masturbation” experience. I mean, let’s just admit it…. We aren’t sharing it with everyone we know. To talk openly about it is a bit taboo. I guess that’s why I run my own phone sex service one of the things that drew me to the business! But then again, I’m just a horny naughty thing too hehe.

There is a philosophy in the phone sex industry that “you get what you pay for”. You have heard that before no doubt when it refers to clothes, appliances and name brand products verses “generic store brands”.

The main difference in the phone sex industry is “name brands” do not really exist. Hell, I think Phone Flirts is one of the VERY few sites on the net that has a Trademark even which makes it a helluva lot closer to what a name brand is. Most sites use a generic name to describe their product so it really can’t be held against a main stream market and the definition of what a name brand is. So to say “you get what you pay for” doesn’t really apply either.

This all puts phone sex into a different category and therefore I never was sold on the “you get what you pay for” bandwagon. Let’s face it…. The bottom line is you want choices. Sometimes you may not mind paying a higher price and sometimes your budget is more limited. In the end for a guy that wants phone sex and enjoys a good fantasy – you ultimately just want choices and variety.

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - David Letterman

I have this girlfriend and for her privacy I’m going to call her “asswipe”…. hehe mainly because that’s what we call one another the minute we can catch the other doing something “ditzy”. You know I have always gotten along best with chicks that form better bonds with men over other girls. Rarely do I have a lot of girlfriends at once, never did, I always got along better with guys.

Now mind you, I am feminine… I am not a bully type of personality chick that people look at and wonder if I am a lesbian. You know the stereotype right? (joke) No, I am very feminine; however, my personality is more blunt, and often times other girls can’t handle the things I say. I am not one of those girls that tells her friend she looks great in blue if she looks like hell in it. Of if her boyfriend sucks then I say it. Girls hate that! I can’t help it! But it’s cool because I expect to be told the truth back.

So “asswipe” and I have this great friendship because she is a lot like me, never really enjoying the company of other females much. We’re not into talking about weddings, baby showers, and keeping up with the neighbors. In fact we laugh a hell of a lot and I think it’s because we just have a more crude sense of humor.

“Asswipe” actually doesn’t live near me boohoo… but we are planning this visit where she is going to come for a week and stay at my place early this summer. I am so looking forward to it because the weather is finally getting better around here to where you can take advantage of outdoor activities. I am not talking about planting flowers (like typical girls might) … I am talking about field parties with loads of drinking hehe.

I keep trying to talk “asswipe” into doing some calls with me. She’s remaining shy about it at this point, but I am going to keep up the pressure. (I hope she is not reading this and discovering my plot). If I can convince her… there could be lots of personal benefits involved….. all of them kinda lesbian-ish.

Hello you horny boys! I’ve been working my behind off a lot lately! I’m actually expanding the service… growing things and adding lots of new operators. I will eventually have girls for everyone’s “taste”. Right now I am so busy hiring them and training… that it doesn’t leave much time for me. But that won’t last long hehe. If you’d like to check out the ones I have recently added… go to this link Phone Sex Girls

I hope everyone faired well with their taxes! I am an early bird and have mine always done by Feb 15th. My accountant loves me and told me I am the MOST organized client he has… he suggested I teach a course in it lol. I wonder if he was just flirting with me.

On to the dirty parts! One of my cute shy guys called me bright and early this morning. I do love the shy ones! We talk a little, tease a little, flirt a lot… and then we get comfortable. For those of you reading this who didn’t know… comfortable means NAKED. He is usually so shy it’s almost like he is afraid to say something dirty before I do. I guess I don’t mind, it just allows me to take the reins then and lead him into dark moist places…namely mine. I adore his sounds… so quiet yet breathy. It’s a huge turn on for me to hear how different men sound when they masturbate.

I’m a thinker, a studier. And everything I do in life is very deliberate. I don’t make impulsive decisions, I don’t make foolish choices because I mentally plan my actions out carefully weighing all the options. This includes sex too.

Sure impulsive animalist raw power banging is awesome. I love it like that sometimes. But I normally prefer something slow, intentional, long, drawn out, and going to the brink of no return without fully ending things. I like a sex session to take a while. I like phone sex where we communicate, and ease into each stroke with a building intensity. I am a pleasure seeker… in all ways.

My shy morning guy and me did it slow today. Sometimes we do not have to say much for a few minutes. His breathing works on me the same way mine must be working on him. The sounds of masturbation can seem so… well, dirty. It must be because no one is supposed to HEAR them. I dunno, I just know it’s exciting to me. Hearing soft little wimpers, heavy hard breaths, tiny little gasps…. gets my juices flowing. During my call today we let it build up with just our sounds, we speak and it releases a little, and then we go right back to the breathy build up. Nothing like a fresh morning orgasm to start the day off right!

It’s crazy isn’t it? Writing a diary entry can be relieving, it can make me organize my thoughts better…. And it can totally turn me on too.

I have one caller with a very simple fantasy… cumming on a girls face. He called me today as he does often. Usually we set up our themes, our scenarios, and then roleplay them. I am his bitchy girlfriend and I am sick to death of his jerkin’ off habits. He follows me all over the house when I try to do everyday things while he splats a wad on my face. Like maybe I am talking on the telephone to my girlfriend and he shocks me with a sperm “pie” in the face for example.

The thing that is great about “R” is that we can laugh, we crack jokes, we exaggerate the roleplay, and crack up together the whole time. It’s cool when you can click in that way with someone. I support fun phone sex lol. I support humor.

“R” is extremely easy to please which is always a nice quality… but sometimes I like to see just how easy he is. On today’s call we decided that my female friend from work would be coming over for a quick lunch meeting with me. Of course there is my fantasy boyfriend with the nasty masturbation habit rubbing one out while I complain he is too much of a pervert. “R” laughs and laughs. I tell him …. “quick get out of here and do that in the bathroom like a normal man before my very innocent friend shows up”. He protests, he selfishly flings cum on my face. I act appalled. We laugh again. The doorbell rings. Oh my goodness I am in a panic because my sweet friend from work will be shocked at how kinky my man is. I open the door to let her in………

“R” is laughing and laughing with his normal enthusiasm and slapping away at his cock with intensity. I hear it “whack whack whack” in the background. He says, “Lynn… tell me what your friend is wearing”………..

I decide to find out just HOW easy “R” is to please now. We’ve known each other for about 2 years, we click, we have fun. I say…… “she’s dressed like Grimace… the purple guy from McDonalds”. (Ok queer but I wanted to see his reaction)

After “R” quit laughing hysterically… never missing a stroke….. he said “Ok cool… can she remove the mask though so I can squirt her in the face”?

I said….. “of course she can silly”. And so she did.